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OPM High School Teacher AU

Mr. Saitama:

  • History teacher
  • “Just call me Saitama”
  • No one calls him Saitama
  • Barely ever gets out of his chair to teach
  • Has the highest test scores out of all the other teachers
  • Always gets his students to turn the lights off for him
  • Always buys his school supplies on sale
  • Doubles as the track and field coach
  • Denies ever buying the dancing flower that sits on the math teacher’s desk
  • but he totally did 
  • Best friends with the guidance counselor  

Mr. Genos:

  • Math teacher
  • Youngest member of the faculty 
  • The king of resting bitch face
  • There’s a rumor that he smiles but only around the history teacher
  • Goes from 0 to fuck you in 3.5
  • Somehow manages to both frighten the students and be their favorite
  • Teaching style is strict and intense but he never leaves anyone behind
  • Tied for 1st place as the most popular teacher
  • Bought the cactus that sits in one of the windows of the history teacher’s classroom
  • Adamantly hates and despises the physics teacher
  • Sponsors the robotics club

Mr. Mumen:

  • Guidance counselor 
  • Nicest man on the planet
  • Once baked cookies for all of the students
  • Rides his bike to work and always keeps it behind his desk
  • He’s the best at helping people with their problems
  • One student literally said they had come out of his office a changed man
  • Always smiling 
  • Keeps trying to help the physics teacher with his anger issues
  • Always ends up beat up whenever he tries to stop a fight

Bang:

  • Principal 
  • Some people think he’s the oldest person in the building
  • Is literally the oldest person in the building
  • A walking fortune cookie
  • Keeps trying to get people to join his martial arts club 
  • Sometimes just stares at people 
  • One of the teachers bought him a #1 Boss mug and he always walks around with it

Ms. Fubuki:

  • Biology teacher
  • Her students act like her followers 
  • There’s a rumor going around that she’s a cult/gang leader
  • She may or may not be
  • People always pay attention in her class
  • Has the best boobs 
  • Once lectured a student in front of the whole class because they fell asleep at their desk
  • Has a rivalry with her sister that no one seems to understand
  • Always eats lunch with the math teacher, the history teacher, and the gym teacher 

King

  • Gym teacher
  • Everyone calls him King
  • Worst gym teacher in the history of man
  • 90% of the time he’s sitting around playing video games
  • Sometimes the history teacher sits with him
  • Usually tells his students to go run around somewhere so he can finish playing his games
  • No one complains in his class because they’re too scared of him 

Mr. Sonic

  • Physics teacher
  • Always angry 24/7
  • Expects his students to get everything he teaches instantly
  • Can zoom across his classroom in 2.5 seconds
  • Absolutely HATES the math and history teachers with an unhealthy passion
  • A student once told him a joke that had him do his weird laugh for a good ten minutes
  • The math teacher once threw a ball of paper at him while he was teaching 

Mr. Mask

  • Cosmetology teacher 
  • Savage King 9000 over here
  • Roasts your existence to dust
  • Has the worst personality out of all the members of the faculty
  • Tied for 1st place as most popular teacher
  • Has a cult following in the school that rivals the Biology teacher’s
  • Very strict when it comes to grading
  • Keeps insisting that blue is his natural hair color
  • People keep thinking he’s trying to get into the math teacher’s pants

Mr. Puri Puri

  • Home Economics teacher 
  • Yes that’s his legal name
  • Is only allowed to teach all female classes because of…incidents
  • Is the only member of the faculty that has gone to jail
  • “I can bench press 20 men”
  • Makes a mean apple pie
  • Is probably the second nicest teacher in the school
  • Stalks the math teacher when he’s not teaching
  • Always wears the sweater his boyfriend made him

Ms. Tatsumaki

  • Assistant principal
  • Always mistaken as a child
  • No one can ever find her because she looks like she goes here
  • Always in a perpetual state of fuck you
  • Very strict about the dress code despite the fact that she always wears skimpy clothes to work
  • Almost hit the history teacher for calling her a two year old
  • Is incredibly strong for such a tiny person
  • Once caught the history and math teachers making out behind the school and yelled at them for an hour
Imagine Your OTP...
  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> This is a big ass teddy bear...<p/><b>Person B:</b> If you say yes next year's will be bigger...<p/><b>Person A:</b> You're serious?<p/><b>Person B:</b> You're the most beautiful little shit.<p/><b>Person C:</b> Jesus Christ...<p/><b>Person A:</b> What if I say no?<p/><b>Person B:</b> I'll fall into a ditch.<p/><b>Person A:</b> If we date I'll push you in a ditch.<p/><b>Person B:</b> As long as it's you I'll allow it.<p/><b>Person A:</b> Why do you want to date me?<p/><b>Person B:</b> I have a list of reasons I need you in my life, the main being both your inner and outer beauty always captives me.<p/><b>Person A:</b> I don't know if I should be flattered or intimated by the big words...<p/><b>Person B:</b> You also know all the words to High School Musical so we can go as Troy and Gabriella for Halloween.<p/><b>Person A:</b> Buy me Burger King and we binge watch Bob's Burgers tonight.<p/><b>Person B:</b> YES!<p/><b>Person C:</b> *coughs*<p/><b>Person B:</b> I mean yeah, cool, totally.<p/></p>
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Kdrama kisses

Blunt Drama Recap 2014 (Part 4 of 4)

My Secret Hotel

I’m a hotel wedding planner who plans a wedding for my ex-husband second marriage. Due to some murder incidents, I must re-marry my ex-husband to save my hotel’s image. Things turn out okay in the end and we continue our marriage life happily. 

Liar Game

I’m a genius who’s joining this weird quiz where the MC happens to be a freak who turns out to be my long lost childhood friend. But I always have a way to win and that freaky bastard is going to hell.

High School King

I had to live two identities due to my brother’s accident. Actually I’m still a high schooler but I have to substitute for my brother in his new office as a manager. I lost my dream to become a professional hockey player but got a much much older co-worker lady as my wife instead.  

Let’s Eat

There’s a mysterious murder in my neighborhood, but who cares? Imma eat delicious food first. And the mysterious food blogger who I adore so much all these times is actually my neighbor and my soulmate. 

The Surplus Princess

I was a modern mermaid who temporarily became a human to chase after my favorite chef oppa. In order to permanently stay as a human, I need to meet my true love. I thought it was the chef oppa, but turns out it was the unemployed oppa who saw me naked for the first time. Long story short, we live happily ever after. 

Emergency Couple

Rushing a marriage when we’re young turns out ugly. After years of being divorced, we get to meet again at the same emergency unit as interns. Good ol’ memories keep flashing back and our dying love is revived again so we decided to get back together. 

Gap Dong

I witnessed a serial killer in action back then when I was a kid. I grew up and became a cop to catch that killer. I was confused with a serial killer copycat but in the end I succeed to catch the real killer. Turns out the killer is my co-worker who is also a cop. 

Marriage, Not Dating

My parents forced me to get married even though I didn’t want to. To make them stop I’ll introduce this not-my-type girlfriend by contract. Later, I fall for her for real and as our love also becomes real, we continue to get married. 

Plus Nine Boys

We are 3 lover brothers and an uncle with an age that has the unlucky number nine. But truthfully the thing that we are unlucky with is just love. We managed to go through all our love troubles and get our ladies. Maybe we will have to go through it again every 10 years. 

Misaeng

I was an ex chess player who starts becoming an intern in a trading company. This is my ordinary journey as an everyday office worker that will touch your heart. In the end, I met the right boss and life is getting better. 

The Three Musketeers

I am an ordinary man who becomes a warrior for the king after an accidental encounter with the crown prince and his secret night patrol team. Together we fight the bad guys in the government. My first love turned out to be the crown princess, but I’ve moved on.

Bad Guys

My daughter was murdered in a mysterious case, so I form a special team that consists of 4 convicts to solve the case. I’m highly suspicious with one psycho in my special team. He might be the one who killed my precious daughter. Apparently I was just mistaken, coz the real killer is just another psychopathic prosecutor dude. Sorry, psycho. My bad. 

Can We Love? 

We are three ladies in our late 30s struggling for career, family and love life. We managed to overcome everything in the end. Really. Our emotional breakdowns are totally unnecessary. 

Houses - Friendship

Ravenclaw and Ravenclaw

Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw and Slytherin

Ravenclaw and Gryffindor

Gryffindor and Hufflepuff

Gryffindor and Gryffindor

Gryffindor and Slytherin

Slytherin and Slytherin

Slytherin and Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff and Hufflepuff

“No ‘Glory shall be your reward’ for me. Oh, no, for me, it is, 'Stop whining’ and 'Go to bed’.”
― Megan Whalen Turner, The King of Attolia

My entry for @meganwhalenturner ’s Thick as Thieves ARC contest, featuring everyone’s favorite one-handed thief-king, Gen.