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School-Related Sentence Starters

Everyday

  • “Did we have homework?”
  • “Please be my lab partner.”
  • “Can I borrow a pencil?”
  • “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
  • “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
  • “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
  • “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
  • “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
  • “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
  • “You are…so dumb…”
  • “Was Shakespeare gay?”
  • “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
  • “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
  • “Can I borrow your notes?”
  • “This class is so boring…”
  • “Am I in the right classroom?”
  • “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
  • “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
  • “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
  • “I can’t wait to graduate…”
  • “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

  • “I forgot about the midterm.”
  • “I’m gonna FAIL.”
  • “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
  • “Please help me study.”
  • “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
  • “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
  • “I live at the library now.”
  • “Do you need help with the chapter?”
  • “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
  • “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
  • “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
  • “Do you even know how to read?”
  • “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
  • “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
  • “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
  • “Sleep is for the weak.”
  • “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
  • “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
  • “Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

  • “What’s for lunch?”
  • “Please trade lunches with me.”
  • “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
  • “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
  • “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
  • “I would kill for a taco right now.”
  • “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
  • “There’s pizza today.”
  • “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
  • “Ugh, this is expired.”
  • “Is this seat taken?”
  • “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
  • “Did you make this?”
  • “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
  • “I made brownies.”
  • “Let’s eat outside today.”
  • “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
  • “You’re in my seat.”
  • “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

  • “I can’t run for my life.”
  • “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
  • “Why do you look so red?”
  • “I’m DYING.”
  • “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
  • “I can’t run anymore.”
  • “Your team is going DOWN.”
  • “Are you okay?!”
  • “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
  • “Think fast!”
  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I dare you to race me.”
  • “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

  • “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
  • “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
  • “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
  • “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
  • “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
  • “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
  • “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
  • “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
  • “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
  • “Class rings are overrated.”
  • “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
  • “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
  • “I can see your underwear.”

Detention

  • “Wanna skip?”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
  • “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
  • “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
  • “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
  • “Fuck the police.”
  • “They put me in here just for being late…”
  • “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
  • “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
  • “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
  • “This is prison.”
  • “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
  • “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
  • “All I did was a little graffiti.”
  • “I’m taking a nap.”

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random things my professors have said (starters)

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

  • “The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”
  • “I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”
  • “By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”
  • “Woah, you have big shoes.”
  • “Zero is hero.”
  • “Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”
  • “We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”
  • “Hello. Welcome to the planet.”
  • “I set you up.”
  • “You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”
  • “I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”
  • “You don’t have a clue.”
  • “I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”
  • “Get rid of the dog mask.”
  • “I actually think nasty things when I smile.”
  • “I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”
  • “I’m just making stuff up.”
  • “The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”
  • “I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”
  • “I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”
  • “Are you glaring at me?”
  • “I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”
  • “It’s my job to embarrass you.”
  • “When I was young–I’m still young, right?”
  • “Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”
  • “If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”
  • “I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”
  • “I know a lot about corn.”
  • “Wow, you are super. *high fives*”
  • “I didn’t do that!”
  • “I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”
  • “I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”
  • “In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”
  • “This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”
  • “What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”
  • “Don’t yell at me.”
  • “Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”
  • “You’re completely aroused.”
  • “There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”
  • “I like sleep.”
  • “No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”
  • “Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
  • “Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”
  • “I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”
  • “We’re making tortillas now.”
  • “I’m not very nice.”
  • “Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”
  • “I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”
  • “The world’s fucked.”
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He exists with the legacy of a noble house upon his shoulders and keeps them rightfully squared; the last living member of the House Scientia, he walks with the poise of a hundred generations of highborn dignitaries and retainers, and the knowledge of the Crown’s dependence upon him forged an iron resolve, an energetic air of purpose in every stride he takes. To be rational and tact is not to be passive and silent — fiery purpose has burned in the boy’s eyes since he came to Lucis.

Random things my friends have said (starters)
  • "You're a trash can full of light."
  • "*FINGER GUNS THE HECK OUTTA YOU*"
  • "Look at my legs!!"
  • "Nothing says good friends more than murder."
  • "I love you, bitch."
  • "Sorry, I was really drunk last night."
  • "FIGHT ME."
  • "You know what would make me happy...iF YOU WENT TO FUCKING SLEEP."
  • "I love making people cry."
  • "Do it For the Sex."
  • "Come here, I'll brush your hair."
  • "I have no idea what I'm doing."
  • "That's Gay™."
  • "You look like a fish."
  • "This is bullying!!"
  • "Mosquitoes should have abortions."
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
  • "I can be sexy AND sad."
  • "*does taxes at A L P H A S P E E D*"
  • "(deep voice) JUICY."
  • "You're the biggest nerd I've ever seen."
  • "My socks are better than yours."
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((OOC: Y’all remember that time 28 years ago when I said I would do a video of myself as a Disney princess in honour of my follower milestone?

Remember how one @askjamessirius requested it be Aurora, as she is an all-around groovy gal?

And then do you remember that time when I filmed this three weeks ago in the midst of allergy season, didn’t like it much, told myself I’d re-film it, didn’t re-film it, and then re-watched the video today and decided it was probably fine?

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME, THIS IS FOR YOU, I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH!))

HSM3 Song Lyrics Meme Pt. 1

Now or Never

  • “Are you ready?”
  • “Are you with me?”
  • “The way we play tonight is what we leave behind.”
  • “It all comes down to right now.”
  • “It’s up to us.”
  • “This is the last time to get it right.”
  • “History will know who we are.”
  • “It’s now or never.”

Right Here Right Now

  • “Can you imagine what would happen if we could have any dream?”
  • “I wish this moment was our to own and that it would never leave.”
  • “Where you are is where I should be too.”
  • “I’ll promise you somehow.”
  • “But right now there’s you and me.”
  • “We’ve already proved it works.”
  • “But in 2123 hours, a bend in the universe is gonna make everything in our whole world change.”
  • “I’m looking at you and my heart loves the view.”
  • “You mean everything.”
  • “So let’s make every second last.”

I Want It All

  • “Imagine having everything we ever dreamed.”
  • “Do you want it?”
  • “With you we can win!”
  • “Bigger is better and better is bigger.”
  • “A little bit is never enough.”
  • “You gotta have your star on the door.”
  • “Here in the spotlight we shine.”

Can I Have This Dance 

  • “Take my hand, take a breath.”
  • “Pull me close and take one step.”
  • “Keep your eyes locked on mine.”
  • “It’s like catching lightning the chances of finding someone like you.”
  • “It’s one in a million the chances of feeling the way we do.”
  • “And with every step together we just keep on getting better.”
  • “Don’t be afraid, afraid to fall.”
  • “Can I have this dance?”
  • “Every turn will be safe with me.”
  • “You know I’ll catch you through it all.”
  • “Even a thousand miles can’t keep us apart.”
  • “My heart is wherever you are.”
  • “No mountain's too high and no ocean’s too wide.”
  • “Let it rain, let it pour.”
  • “What we have is worth fighting for.”
  • “You know I believe that we were meant to be.”

A Night To Remember

  • “Guess now it’s official.”
  • “Don’t panic.”
  • “Panic!”
  • “Do we have to dress up for the prom?”
  • “I don’t think we have a choice.”
  • “We’re dressing to impress the boys.”
  • “Do i want classic or vintage or plaid?”
  • “Where’s the mirror?”
  • “It makes me look weird.”
  • “Been waiting all our lives for this.”
  • “It’s gonna be a night to remember!”
  • “Big fun!”
  • “We’ll never ever ever forget.”
  • “It’s getting later we should already be there.”
  • “I’m shaking inside.”
  • “Then something changes my world.”
  • “The most beautiful girl right in front of my eyes.”
  • “Who’s that girl/guy?”

Just Wanna Be With You

  • “I got a lot of things I’ve got to do.”
  • “Our future’s coming soon.”
  • “I’m being pulled a hundred different directions.”
  • “But whatever happens, I know I’ve got you.”
  • “You’re on my mind, you’re in my heart.”
  • “It doesn’t matter where we are.”
  • “We’ll be alright, even if we’re miles apart.”
  • “All I wanna do is be with you.”
  • “There’s nothing we can’t do.”
  • “No matter where life takes us nothing can break us apart.”
  • “You know how life can be, it changes overnight.”
  • “A friend like you always makes it easy.”
  • “Through every up and every down, you know I’ll always be around.”
  • “Through anything you can count on me.”
High School Senior Year Starters

Everyday

  • “Senioritus hit me so hard…”
  • “Let’s skip. We don’t need this class anyway.”
  • “What the fuck have I been doing for the past four years?”
  • “Crack open your SAT book. We’re studying right now.”
  • “I wish my score was just a little higher…”
  • “What prank are we going to pull?”
  • “You don’t get it. I HAVE to be valedictorian.”
  • “I went from A’s to D’s. And so did my grades.”
  • “I’m about to punch this teacher in the face. Like, I’M LEAVING, BITCH!”
  • “I could do this assignment…or we could go get lunch.”
  • “The SAT is torture.”
  • “I haven’t felt this alive since the beginning of Freshman year.”
  • “See, the thing is…this is my last fuck. I really don’t want to waste it.”
  • “Can someone PLEASE get that Freshman away from me?”
  • “Look at all these younglings…so innocent…they have no idea what’s coming to them.”
  • “I’m the OLDEST person in this school.”
  • “Let me copy off of you.” / “You’ve been copying off of me for four years, I don’t see the point in stopping now.”
  • “Are we getting matching sweatshirts?”

Applications

  • “I can’t believe I just got rejected…” 
  • “I would literally sell my soul to get into this school.”
  • “Can you read my application again?”
  • “I just got the envelope…can you open it for me?”
  • “My status will be online in four hours. So I’ll be here for the next four hours.”
  • “You really think you have a chance?”
  • “I don’t really care if I get in or not.”
  • “There’s no way I’ll be accepted…”
  • “I have an interview tomorrow and I’m so nervous.”
  • “If you don’t get in, then I have no chance.”
  • “This personal essay is killing me.” / “Your essay sucks.”
  • “Maybe college isn’t for me.”
  • “I GOT IN!!!! I!! GOT!! IN!!!!”

Prom

  • “Who are you taking?”
  • “Will you go to prom with me?”
  • “I don’t know what to do for my promposal…”
  • “Let’s go dress/suit shopping together!”
  • “Does this corsage match?”
  • “I feel like we should be that group that takes a limo.”
  • “There’s NO way I’m wearing heels / a dress / a suit.”
  • “Ah, a bunch of teenagers grinding in a sweaty gymnasium. Glorious.”
  • “I love this song!” / “This music is trash.”
  • “Come on, dance with me.” / “I can’t dance!”
  • “You look great.” / “Woah, who dragged you through a dumpster?”
  • “We need to take a million pics. Right now.”
  • “Are you going to the afterparty?”
  • “My parents would never let me stay in a hotel room.”
  • “Let’s sneak away and make out.”

Graduation

  • “Goodbye, everyone. I’ll be seeing you all in therapy.” 
  • “Are you going to decorate your cap?”
  • “I look so gross in this gown…”
  • “Are you crying?”
  • “Will you sign my yearbook?”
  • “I didn’t even start my speech…”
  • “What’s with the tears? We’re going to the same college!”
  • “I’m not going to miss you at all.” / “I might actually miss you.”
  • “We’re finally out!”
  • “It’s a miracle I never dropped out.”
  • “This is the last time we’ll be walking down these halls.”
  • “I’m kind of going to miss this hell…”
School-Related Sentence Starters (Part 2)

Part one here: ( x ). Thank you to the anons who sent in suggestions!

Everyday

  • “Don’t come to school tomorrow.”
  • “Can you come over later to finish this project?”
  • “I’m gonna draw a dick on the board.”
  • “Wow, someone is late again. How surprising.”
  • “Do you ever do your homework?”
  • “Was Alexander the Great gay?”
  • “Don’t spoil World War Two for me!!”
  • “I’d rather sit next to someone who isn’t you.”
  • “Class is almost over…”
  • “Is food the only thing you have in your bag?”
  • “Hey, quit reading and talk to me.”
  • “It looks like a tornado went through your locker.”
  • “Being the new kid is so awkward…”
  • “Are you really going to fight after school?”
  • “I have the biggest crush…”
  • “I can’t find ANY of my pencils.”
  • “If you let me borrow your calculator next period, I’ll give you my firstborn child.”
  • “School spirit is for idiots.”
  • “I slept for three hours last night and I wanna die.”
  • “The Collegeboard is ruining my life.”
  • “You think that’s bad? I had to get up at 4 am for practice.”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in the same class as my sibling.”
  • “Those protection goggles look good on you.”
  • “Sometimes I feel like the janitor is staring at me.”
  • “Sticky notes are the greatest invention of mankind.”
  • “Are those light up Skechers?”
  • “I’m taking all APs, please kill me.”

The Nurse’s Office

  • “I just need a band-aid..”
  • “Okay, so I’m a little more allergic to peanuts than I thought.” 
  • “You have a fever.” 
  • “Ha ha. Look at all the drugs in here.”
  • “It’s broken?”
  • “I really don’t want to get my height checked…”
  • “It’s your fault I got hurt.”
  • “You didn’t have to carry me…”
  • “Why does my weight have to be checked?” 
  • “I’m fine.”
  • “Wow, your face did a really good job catching that ball.”
  • “You don’t look so good.”
  • “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”
  • “Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”
  • “Would it be appropriate to use medical marijuana?”

Lunchtime

  • “You brought me lunch?”
  • “Hey, sit with me.”
  • “In your face! I have Lunchables.”
  • “I dare you to eat this.”
  • “I’m sorry that your parents gave you Lunchables and don’t love you.”
  • “Are you going out?”
  • “I heard a cat screeching by the kitchen, so I’ll just skip lunch today.” 
  • “Forget this cafeteria food. Let’s get Starbucks.”
  • “Is that rabbit food?”
  • “I can’t believe they don’t have a vegan option.”
  • “Do you have any idea what’s in that?”
  • “It’s called ‘mystery meat’, and I don’t feel like calling Scooby Doo.”
  • “Sorry, I only eat ass.”
  • “I heard someone is selling ‘special brownies’ out of their locker.”

Sports

  • “You ready for the big game?”
  • “You just don’t UNDERSTAND student athletes!”
  • “Gotta get gains.”
  • “If I get lower than a C, then coach won’t let me play.” 
  • “Hey! Pass the ball.”
  • “Do you know how to catch?”
  • “I hope I’m not on the bench this time.”
  • “You’d make a great captain.”
  • “If I have to run laps one more time, I will actually die.”
  • “See my sweatband? I’m dedicated.”
  • “The team is counting on me.”
  • “Don’t be a sore loser.”
  • “Who cares anyway? It’s just a game.”
  • “The coach is such an asshole.”
  • “It’s my fault we lost…”
  • “Try-outs were brutal. I think I need to be in bed for a week.”
  • “Dating a cheerleader is like, my dream.”
  • “That cheerleader is SO hot.” 
  • “Cheerleaders were created for the male gaze.”
  • “Cheerleading is a sport! You think backflips are easy?”
  • “I will shove these pom poms up your ass.”

The Bathroom

  • “It stinks in here.”
  • “Did you hear that the toilet is haunted?”
  • “Come with me! I need to fix my hair.”
  • “I just took a shit and there’s no soap. Let me wipe my hands on you.”
  • “This graffiti has spelling mistakes.”
  • “Why are you crying?”
  • “I’m just in here to smoke.”
  • “Oh my god, are you throwing up?”
  • “Someone peed on the floor.”
  • “There’s toilet paper on your shoe.”
  • “What if someone walks in?”
  • “Yeah, climbing through the bathroom window is a great idea.”
  • “Are you cheating right now?”

The Principal’s Office

  • “I don’t see the ‘pal’ in ‘principal’.”
  • “It wasn’t me!! It was her/him/them!!”
  • “A-am I in trouble?”
  • “Whatever it was, I didn’t do it.”
  • “He/she/they hit me first!”
  • “They’re going to call my parents.”
  • “Look, it was just a prank. It got out of hand.”
  • “You HAVE to help me out of this.”
  • “I’m just here to make copies.”
  • “Ha! I can’t get suspended.”
  • “I hope you get what you deserve.”
  • “Now the POLICE are involved?!”
  • “It was just a few balloons filled with paint…”
  • “You don’t have any proof.”
  • “No, I won’t do it again…maybe…”
Kyoya’s Valentines x Reader

There was a knock on the door to Kyoya’s bedroom. “Yes? What is it?” He asked, annoyed that he had been interrupted from his work.
“Master Ootori, just informing you that your delivery arrived at its destination.” A male’s voice called through the closed door.
‘Excellent’ Kyoya thought to himself. “Thank you for your trouble.” He politely responded as he turned his attention back to the medical studies he was undertaking during his spare time.
“My pleasure, Sir.” The voice responded back, followed by footsteps retreating away from the room.

Awaiting to be discovered by you was a regal purple orchid sitting elegantly in a ceramic white flower pot, embedded with a light lace design and finished with a gold rim, similar to the same design of the set of teacups you two had shared during your first afternoon tea together. ‘Would she remember this small detail?’ he thought to himself. Kyoya was known to be cold and calculating, but he also observed greatly, hence the reason why he remembers everything down to the minuscule details.

Sitting in front of the plant of the plant was a notecard that simply read 'Miss (Y/N)’
No sentimental dribble and no sender information. As per norm to your consistent teasing, he left it for you to work out who he sender was. Though he made it obvious, even though you were now on first name basis, who else had politely and respectfully referred to you as 'Miss (Y/N)’ through text? He took a giant leap of faith on the simple assumption that no one else had done so. And who else had you engaged in conversation about your admiration of orchids and how much they reminded you of your late grandmother?

Unfortunately, since they were not in season at the present time, he took time out of his busy schedule to make a days trip to Hokkaido, whereupon he spent hours looking for the perfect orchid, and then hours again searching for the perfect flowerpot to place it in.

Whilst he was absent from anyone he was associated with, mostly so they wouldn’t report this back to his Father, he took this opportunity of peace to re-pot the orchid without assistance. Not because he was incapable and didn’t want people to see that, but because he enjoyed a little bit of gardening and he didn’t want others to know or for others to spoil his only rare activity of relaxation.

He flew back later than night to have the carefully potted flowers delivered the next morning.

Not that you would know this, mostly due to the fact you didn’t want anything to do with the Host Club itself, but the reason why Kyoya chose purple was because it was his designated Colour rose.


CLONE HIGH STARTERS.

  • “Remember how excited I was to see the movie “American Pie” that I didn’t sleep the night before? And remember that scene where the guy has sex with the pie? Well, I don’t. Because I fell asleep in the theatre.” 
  • “ Ah yeah, but I’m kinda giving my son’s eulogy right now.”
  • “Listen, we’ve all done things we’re not proud of after a good cross country meet, but that riot was unacceptable.”
  • “Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!”
  • “Are you A: handsome; B: smart; C: scrap metal; or D: all of the above?”
  • “Coffee? Anyone for - coffee anyone?
  •  “All right, sorry. I like cotton candy.”
  • “Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It’s a Ferris wheel.”
  • “So I guess what I’m trying to say is - plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag.”
  • “ Well, that’s discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump in my parents’ bed?”
  • “Well, well, well. If it isn’t my old friend, underage drinking. So, we meet again. How are you, underage drinking? Besides illegal!”
  • “I bet these aren’t even real crab, are they!”
  • “I stand corrected.”
  • “ Look, we kissed. And I don’t want to exaggerate the importance of it, but we’re going to be together forever.”
  • “ Dammit! I haven’t been to the Olive Garden in, like, forever!”
  • “Go away, Sigmund Freud.”
  • “You’re wet. Allow me to dry you off… with my pants!”
  • “Hark! I just heard a word that starts with an S, ends with an S, and has a “lut” inside. A “lut” of me!”
  • “Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It’s like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!”
  • “I’m an albatross! I’m an albatross! I’m flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings, flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings…”
  • “ Your friend should listen to her heart. I’m not programmed to wink but if I were programmed to wink I would have winked when I said your friend.”
  • “ All celebrities are completely hairless. They put the eyebrows on during editing to make sure the actors make the right facial expressions.”
  • “ Getting into a new show can be a little uncomfortable, but once you get into the rhythm of it you’ll be on your knees begging for more.”
  • “When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER lemons. “
  • “ Hey, take a hit, relax! God’s message can be a total trip. But ya know you gotta do what he tells you eh, because God has a plan for all of us. A painful, painful plan.”
  • “ Am I… dying?”
  • “ That is a good question, scary androgynous white guy, and I would like to reply by taking my shirt off.”
  • “ Hey, check out this extra flappy skin on my elbow. What is that?”
  • “ Now, I love you both. One in a completely platonic way, the other with a fiery passion that most people know but once in a lifetime. By the way, that one’s not you, [NAME 1]; it’s [NAME 2]. 
  •  “ For my rebuttal, I would like to dramatically gesture to this death-defying skateboard ramp behind me.”
  • “Once I transplant these brainwave transmitters into the clones brains I will be able to see and hear everything they taste and smell.”
  • “I’m a number four!”
  • “ "Now Mario’s dead… I’m killing everyone! Oh, why couldn’t [ NAME ] have had three lives like Mario?” “
  • “I said piss… glue! I’m so mad I could piss glue!”
  • “I thought you were dead. I shot you for biting me so much.”
  • “Oh my God. He was genetically engineered with a zipper! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.“”
  • STAMOS! DAMN HIM AND HIS JET-BLACK HAIR AND AWARD-WINNING SMILE!
  • Oh, I’m a failure! A failure! I’m so disorganized! 
  • I start to dial, but I never call anyone back!
  • “You should see my car! It’s a mess. I’m a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home,every time! All I want is a free sandwich.”
  • “STAMOS!!”
  • “I… can taste… the sun! [Laughs wildly]”
  • “Oh this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun!”
  • “What a jerk! Napoleon’s got some sort of a complex. I don’t know what it is, but man.”
  • “ Well, uh, thanks for the trippy adventure through my subconscious, huh. I’ll call you.”
  • “He’s dead! I just got in a coffin with a dead body!”
  • “ Welcome aboard. Your death row name is… Silky Butterfly.”
  • “ Ba, ba ba ba, who’s got the legs? Me, that’s who, me! “
  • “ Oooh, yeah… if you could just do it now? Your son will still be dead when you come back.”
  • “ She’s attractive, smart, athletic, good looking, she’s hot, photogenic, she takes pride in her appearance. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I admire her commitment to community service.”
  • “ Fellow Americans, as we weave the fabric of our nation back together, I say to you: try the churros.”
  • “ Ponce de León was my best friend. He left me these pants. They’re Ponce’s pants… Ponce’s pants.”
  • “ The moon is chasing me. Everywhere I go, there he is! Knock it off, moon! I’m comin’ up there! “
  • “ Behold! The soothing power of this enchanted sweater vest! BEHOLD IT !”
  • “ My film is really coming along. I’m doing an autobiography called The Best of the Best of the Best of the Best of the Best.”
  • “ Hello, revelers! I am Captain Lavender, and this is my common-law wife, Rain Melon. “
  • “ I was into everything. Weed, grass, ganja, reefer, marijuana, mary-jane. I did it all. I even smoked pot once!”
  • “ As my clone father once so eloquently said: “Fervently, we do prawn.” Prawn? No, that can’t be right. Something about a scourge?”
  • “ Fine, whatever, this random dog is your new president.”
  • “ Think of it as an opportunity for building community. Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat! Yowww! Everybody get naked! “
  • “ How do you like that Berry Blast? And by Berry Blast I mean a blast to your berries! Ehahaha! Pun thief! “
  • “ Well maybe everything’s changed, only you haven’t changed, so you’re the one who’s changed, because it’s all relative!”
  • “ He’d also like you to believe he’s not a baby eater, but he’s never gone on record saying he isn’t. Maybe he’s too busy EATING BABIES. “
  • “Our son would never do drugs. In an unrelated story, he’s been missing for four days.”
  • “I can stay UP all night LONG. I, ah, accentuated the UP, and also the, ah, LONG, for what I hope are, ah, obvious reasons.”
10

High School Students Make RP Murals!

A couple months ago, I got an email from the Maywood Park District just outside of Chicago. They were working with the art department of the Proviso Math & Science Academy, whose students make a series of murals every year. This year, they wanted to base their murals off Rejected Princesses.

They did a great job.

I flew out last week for the unveiling and got to meet a couple of them.

I mocked up certificates (based off the Nog Prize) to thank them for their hard work.

Many thanks to Dawn Williams-Rone, of the Maywood Park District, and the art teacher, Kathleen Maltese, for putting it all together! Honor of a lifetime.

Sky High Sentence Meme
  • “In a world of full of super heroes, there are two that stand above the rest.”
  • “His super strength makes him pretty much indestructible.”
  • “She has the power of supersonic flight along with a mastery of unarmed combat.”
  • “You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.”
  • “Living up to the family name means that I’m supposed to save the world someday.”
  • “I just want you to know how proud I am that you’ll be attending my alma mater and someday following me into the family business.”
  • “Maybe the next tiem I punch a meteor hurtling toward Earth, I’ll be the one who shatters into a million pieces.”
  • “It’s nice to know that whatever happens to me, you’ll still be around to save the world.”
  • “How does it feel to save the world again?”
  • “Do you want every super villain in the neighborhood to know we’re here?”
  • “So you…you don’t have powers?”
  • “In a few moments you will go through Power Placement and your own heroic journey will begin.”
  • “Good deeds and good luck.”
  • “My judgment is final so there will be no whiner babies.”
  • “If life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.”
  • “I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it.”
  • “His mom’s a hero and his dad’s a super villain.”
  • “Kids who inherit their powers…well, impossible to say.”
  • “May sidekicks are the offspring of one super parents and one ordinary parent.”
  • “You must never ever bring anyone into the inner sanctum.”
  • “Soon as she came smashing through the window, I knew she was the oen for me.”
  • “He’s got the ego the size of a giant robot.”
  • “Turns out I may never get my powers.”
  • “Everybody expects greatness from me.”
  • “So you’re a sidekick. It’s not the end of the world.”
  • “You have an awesome power. You could have made hero easy.”
  • “I’m not into labels.”
  • “Why would you choose to be a sidekick?”
  • “When do we pick our names and costumes?”
  • “We in Hero Support are trained never to panic.”
  • “You can’t kill a zombie. You can only kill rekill him.”
  • “It’s a power trip. That’s all it is.”
  • “I don’t have any powers.”
  • “The fact of the matter is I’m proud to be a sidekick.”
  • “All I ever wanted for him was to save the world.”
  • “We can’t change who he is.”
  • “Living up to your father’s reputation or trying to live it down is a sad waste of talent.”
  • “I say if you ever cross me again, I’ll roast you alive.”
  • “As you may have noticed, I got my powers today!”
  • “When the time is right, we’ll have our revenge.”
  • “From now on, people mess with us as their own peril.”
  • “You’re breaking down barriers, proving we’re not heroes and sidekicks.”
  • “I’d give you an F but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.”
  • “I’m a technopath, I can control technology with my mind.”
  • “Once they start handing out grades for destruction of school property, I’ll be in good shape.”
  • “We were hoping that you’d be the guests of honor and receive the award for Heroes of the Year.”
  • “You’re not supposed to use your powers outside of school.”
  • “Some say she was recruiting villains at the school.”
  • “To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.”
  • “You didn’t have to walk me home.”
  • “Your loyalties are clear when it comes to friends.”
  • “Did I do or say anything last night to make you think this is okay?”
  • “I feel extremely dangerous.”
  • “When you spend your whole life kicking butt and taking names, I guess you make a lot of memories.”
  • “You’re a hero, she’s a sidekick. She was holding you back.”
  • “You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance!”
  • “You ever feel like you messed up something so bad that you’ll never be able to fix it?”
  • “If someone is a true friend, you’d be surprised at how understanding they can be.”
  • “How I ever lost to a fool like you, I’ll never know.”
  • “Just because you have powers, that doesn’t make you a hero. Sometimes it just makes you a jerk.”
  • “I don’t believe in using powers for violence.”
  • “She hatched a plan so daring, so visionary, to start her own Super Villain Academy and raise a generation of heroes from scratch as villains.”
  • “My only regret: that this may be the finest super villain speech ever given and you don’t even know what I’m saying.”
  • “Oh my God. I made out with an old lady!”
  • “I thought you were a sidekick.”
  • “I just want to say sorry because this whole thing was my fault.”
  • “How were you supposed to know your girlfriend was a psychopath?”
  • “You gave me one rule and I broke it.”
  • “Whatever you’re teaching them, keep teaching them it.”
  • “In the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy, my archenemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend.”