high five tattoo

Imagine Ravi up rummaging through the fridge for a late night snack. A half asleep Leo zombie-walks up behind him moaning like a ghoul and bites into ravi’s bare shoulder. “Tasty…” Leo whispers as he trudges back to bed.

I have a penis tattooed on my leg, and high five tattooed on my palm. I don’t regret them yet, but I’m sure when my children disown me as a father, I may have some remorse.
—  Oliver Sykes