The Bad Touch
Pairing: Leonard McCoy x Reader
Word Count: 2322
Warnings: very mild injury, swearing, NSFW
A/N: Requested by anon for a smutty/semi-smutty reader-insert involving a mysterious infection that ups the sex drive and leads to Bones and reader confronting their feelings. I took a little liberty with the prompt but I hope you like the way it turned out anyway!!! There’s not a whole lot of flustered Len. :( also the song title is based off “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang (which is hilariously appropriate and you should listen to it). Also! Not proofread, so sorry. And Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it! Merry Day to everyone who doesn’t!
“‘Join Starfleet’ they said,” you grumbled to yourself as you trekked through another mile of alien rainforest. “‘It’ll be fun’ they said. ‘You’ll get to travel and discover new things.’” You scoffed as you swatted a bug away from your face. “Yeah, like how many different plants can kill you in under a minute.”
Captain Kirk laughed beside you, sending some kind of extraterrestrial bird flying from its perch in surprise. “God, you’re worse than Bones. If you’re scared of alien planets, why did you join the security team?”