they found the higgs boson but im trying to find the higgs bosom

they found the higgs boson but im trying to find the higgs bosom

Science joke found on a physicist’s office door at CERN 😂

I think that quantum field theory has - for the most part - reached its limit. There hasn’t been a theoretical breakthrough in this area for a long time now. The standard model is settled; the Higgs boson is there; supersymmetry may or may not be real, but even if it is, there are so many different and equally valid models that quantum field theory gives us, there isn’t any logical reason one should prevail on the others. Plus renormalization is a clumsy business. I don’t find it such an interesting field as I used to. And by that I mean I don’t believe it’s the way that will lead to the Great Unification, if such thing is possible. That’s why I’ve decided not to pursue it.

Like I think we need a brand new approach here. I used to think string theory might do it, but i’m very suspicious of it now.

Higgs Boson.

Higgs Boson

On the 4th of July 2012, ATLAS and CMS experiments both reported a particle with a mass of around 126GeV at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider. The particle is consistent with the Higgs boson predicted by the standard model.

The Higgs boson creates a Higgs field which theoretically exists everywhere in the universe and interacts with subatomic fundamental particles like quarks and leptons to give them mass. How much mass a particle has depends on how much interaction is has with the field, all particles are equal before they enter the Higgs field, it is the Higgs field that gives the particles mass depending on their interactions with it.

In the Standard Model, the higgs field is a scalar tachyonic field ( “scalar” meaning that it doesn’t transform under Lorentz transformations and “tachyonic” referring to the field as a whole having imaginary, or complex, mass). While tachyons are purely theoretical particles that move faster than the speed of light, fields with imaginary mass have an important role in modern physics.

So earlier today I read an article about a scientist who worked at CERN and helped discover the Higgs Boson that developed an algorithm to predict female fertility based on body temperature

It wasn’t until I read “she” that I imagined a woman. This was after reading the article for at least 3 minutes. She is developing an algorithm to help women understand their reproductive cycle and I assumed she was a man

I’m sad that even as a woman in science, stereotypes are so deeply engraved that I just assume a successful scientist is a man

**The Most Beautiful Mathematical Equations.1. General Relativity**

The equation above was formulated by Einstein as part of his groundbreaking general theory of relativity in 1915. The theory revolutionized how scientists understood gravity by describing the force as a warping of the fabric of space and time. The right-hand side of this equation describes the energy contents of our universe (including the ‘dark energy’ that propels the current cosmic acceleration). The left-hand side describes the geometry of space-time. The equality reflects the fact that in Einstein’s general relativity, mass and energy determine the geometry, and concomitantly the curvature, which is a manifestation of what we call gravity.

This equation describes the collection of fundamental particles currently thought to make up our universe. It has successfully described all elementary particles and forces that we’ve observed in the laboratory to date - except gravity, including recently discovered Higgs boson and phi in the formula. It is fully self-consistent with quantum mechanics and special relativity.

This equation forms the backbone of the mathematical method known as calculus, and links its two main ideas, the concept of the integral and the concept of the derivative. It allows us to determine the net change over an interval based on the rate of change over the entire interval. The seeds of calculus began in ancient times, but much of it was put together in the 17th century by Isaac Newton, who used calculus to describe the motions of the planets around the sun.

This simple equation states that the quantity 0.999 followed by an infinite string of nines is equivalent to one, and is made by mathematician Steven Strogatz of Cornell University. Many people don’t believe it could be true. It’s also beautifully balanced. The left side represents the beginning of mathematics; the right side represents the mysteries of infinity.

Einstein makes the list again with his formulas for special relativity, which describes how time and space aren’t absolute concepts, but rather are relative depending on the speed of the observer. It shows how time dilates, or slows down, the faster a person is moving in any direction.

This simple formula encapsulates something pure about the nature of spheres. It says that if you cut the surface of a sphere up into faces, edges and vertices, and let F be the number of faces, E the number of edges and V the number of vertices, you will always get V – E + F = 2. So, for example, take a tetrahedron, consisting of four triangles, six edges and four vertices. If you blew hard into a tetrahedron with flexible faces, you could round it off into a sphere, so in that sense, a sphere can be cut into four faces, six edges and four vertices. And we see that V – E + F = 2. Same holds for a pyramid with five faces - four triangular, and one square - eight edges and five vertices, and any other combination of faces, edges and vertices. The combinatorics of the vertices, edges and faces is capturing something very fundamental about the shape of a sphere.

In this equation, L stands for the Lagrangian, which is a measure of energy in a physical system, such as springs, or levers or fundamental particles. Solving this equation tells you how the system will evolve with time. A spinoff of the Lagrangian equation is called Noether’s theorem. Informally, the theorem is that if your system has a symmetry, then there is a corresponding conservation law. For example, the idea that the fundamental laws of physics are the same today as tomorrow (time symmetry) implies that energy is conserved. The idea that the laws of physics are the same here as they are in outer space implies that momentum is conserved.

Basic physics tells us that the gravitational force, and the electrical force, between two objects is proportional to the inverse of the distance between them squared. However, tiny quantum fluctuations can slightly alter a force’s dependence on distance, which has dramatic consequences for the strong nuclear force. What the Callan-Symanzik equation does is relate this dramatic and difficult-to-calculate effect, important when the distance is roughly the size of a proton, to more subtle but easier-to-calculate effects that can be measured when the distance is much smaller than a proton.

The minimal surface equation somehow encodes the beautiful soap films that form on wire boundaries when you dip them in soapy water. The fact that the equation is 'nonlinear,’ involving powers and products of derivatives, is the coded mathematical hint for the surprising behavior of soap films.

thought you guys would like the buttons I bought when I went to CERN!!

**The Machine that Detected the Higgs Boson Particle**

Some science-y jokes for your Sunday. :-)

clef: The Effect of Higgs Boson Particles on Hume Fields in a High Collision Particle Accelerator Device: a Theory

also clef:

to the cast and crew of ‘finding bigfoot’,

hi, its me again. now i know what you’re thinking and on top of resending my application, as you have not called me back, i am writing to say i am appalled with how season six is going and from my own personal experience in sasquatch huntin

217/365 (série II)

Texting

**INTP:***higs you while you struggle to escape***INTP:**hugs***INTJ:***higgs (because let's at least make it similar to the Higgs boson) back*

Recently, the BBC got to take a tour inside
the largest particle physics laboratory in the world. Thankfully, it brought
virtual reality cameras with it, providing an awesome tour.

To utilize the 360-degree features, simply drag your cursor around in the video to look up, down, and sideways. At the end, you get a sense of just how giant the LHC is, which makes discoveries like the one in 2012 possible. Back then, the collider detected the sub-atomic Higgs boson particle, a cornerstone of the Standard Model theory, which explains how particles interact.

Physics subfields

**Particle physics:** Higgs boson my ass

**Astrophysics**: have fun simulating galaxies nerd

**Solid state physics: **idk what you do to be honest, but i’m sure your a fucking dork

**Biophysics:** top shelf

**????: **??????? dork

**Quantum mechanics:** I am certain you’re a fucking nerd

**Honestly I don’t know what all the physics subfields are:** but I do know that you’re a huge nerd baby

Homer Simpson predicted the mass of the Higgs boson particle 14 years before it was discovered.

And here you thought *Lisa* was the smart one all along.

After finding the Higgs boson, the LHC has had a refit to enable it to operate at even greater extremes – and to solve more questions about the beginnings of the universe

By Robin McKie

There is no shortage of superlatives that can be applied to the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, though many are strange and unusual. For a start, the huge underground device, which batters beams of protons into each other at colossal energies, can fairly claim to be the coolest place on Earth. Bending protons as they hurtle round the LHC’s circular 27km tunnel turns out to be a chilly business.

Thousands of huge magnets are needed to control the beams and these have to work with complete efficiency. To achieve this, the device is refrigerated to two degrees above absolute zero on the thermodynamic temperature scale: -271C, a temperature at which electric currents flow without resistance. In this way, the collider’s magnets can work to their maximum potential.