higa mix

  • psychic: let me read your mind
  • me inside: a month without uploading he comes back with a tag (whoo)
  • that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag (ouch)
  • so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
  • cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe
  • first things you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle (tru)
  • you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle (hobbit)
  • throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan (posh)
  • you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man
  • you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? (ooh)
  • you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary (woah)
  • the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
  • that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii
  • oh
  • reasons why dan’s a fail
  • i’ll give you some
  • you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
  • you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality (uh huh)
  • your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
  • and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete
  • you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? (milk)
  • wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
  • you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
  • but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic (boo)
  • i could go on there’s more if i check
  • there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
  • on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
  • 100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath (real)
  • so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p (mhmm)
  • wtf even is your sexuality
  • it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry (what is it)
  • i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry
  • *cough*
  • i’m joking
  • obviously
  • ..
  • okay that went deep
  • repress it? yup
  • before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up
  • i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza (feelings)
  • shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
  • a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
  • met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation (youtubeee)
  • click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year (or 3)
  • to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here (fail)
  • so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar
  • cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire
  • psychic: wtf
Lyric’s of Dan’s Diss Track

A month without uploading/ he comes back with a tag/ that no one even tagged him in/ he’s not a challenge to drag/ so prepare for an attack/ and by that I mean cringe/ cause this motherfucker’s bout to get/ dragged by his fringe

First things first you’re freakishly tall/ it’s weird you look like a noddle/ you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007/ and wet you just look like a poodle/ throw in a really annoying posh voice and yup that’s dan / you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh/ fucked slenderman

You procrastinate making videos/ cause being judged is scary/ you’re so close to being forgotten/ the hate’s imaginary/ the only reason you get views/ is you’re another white guy/ that people ship with his friend/ cause they think it’s kawaii

Oh?

[reason’s why Dan’s a fail]

I’ll give you some

You never tweet/ you overeat/ all you do is cry and sleep

Your jokes are shitposts and memes/ with no originality

Your family’s sad you flopped/ your law degree at university

And anything embarassing that’s from your past/ you just delete

You were vegan for like three weeks/ then what? you missed the meat?/ wow I’m so impressed/ by your clear moral integrity

You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic/ but you can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic

I could go on/ there’s more if I check/ there’s more things on this list/ than chins on your neck

On your birthday you joked/ you were a quarter way to death/ a hundred? yeah/ when getting out of bed makes you out of breath?

So your celebrity crush was J-law/ but now it’s Evan p?/ wtf even is your sexuality/ it’s hard to put you in a box/ when you keep it so blurry/ I think it’s just to hide/ that you’re secretly a furry

[cough]

I’m joking/ obviously

Okay that went deep/ repress it?/ yup

Before I start cyring let’s wrap this shit up

I’m gonna go and masturabte/ then cry into a slice of pizza/ shout out to the other youtubers/ especially Ryan Higa/ a cringe compilation/ mixed with cultural approproation/ met with no depreciation/ it’s the youtube nation

Click subscribe/ if you wanna watch four videos a year/ to see my last one/ from ten years ago/ just click over here/ so leave a comment with your reaction/ you can call me a liar/ cause you just witnessed the roast/ of Danisnotonfire


Let me know if I got anything wrong; I tried to break up sections as best I could.

person: hi

me: a month without uploading he comes back with a tag that no one even tagged him in, he’s not a challenge to drag (ouch)
So prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe, ‘cause this motherfucker’s bout to get dragged by his fringe
First things first you’re freakishly tall, it’s weird you look like a noodle
You’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle (hobbit)
Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yup that’s dan
You’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slenderman
You procrastinate making videos 'cause being judged is scary
You’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary
The only reason you get view is you’re another white guy that people ship with his friend 'cause they think it’s kawaii
Oh? Reasons why Dan’s a Fail?
I’ll give you some
You never tweet, you overeat, all you do is cry and sleep, your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality your family’s sad you flopped your law degree at university and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete
You were vegan for like three weeks then what? you missed the meat?
Wow im so impressed by your clear moral integrity
You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic
I could go on there’s more if i check, there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
A hundred? Yeah,when getting out of bed makes you out of breath?
So your celebrity crush was j-law, but now it’s evan p? wtf even is your sexuality
It’s hard to put you in a box, when you keep it so blurry, i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry
*cough*
im joking…..obviously
Okay that went deep
Repress it? yup
Before i start crying, let’s wrap this shit up
im gonna go and masturbate then cry into a slice of pizza
Shout out to the other youtubers, especially ryan higa
A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met with no depreciation, it’s the YouTube nation
Click subscribe!
If you wanna watch four videos a year, to see my last one from ten years ago just click over here
So leave a comment with your reaction
You can call me a liar, cause you just witnessed the roast, of danisnotonfire

a month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo That no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag - ouch So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe - cringe cause this motherfucker's bout to be dragged by his firing First things first yore freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle - tru You've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle - hobbit Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that's dan - posh You're what would happen if Winnie the Pooh fucked slender man You procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh You're so close to being forgotten your hates imaginary - woah The only reason you get views is because you're another white guy that people ship with his friend cause they think it's kawaii Oh Reasons why dans a fail -yay I'll give you some You never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep Your jokes are shit posts and memes with no originality - uh huh Your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university And anything from your past you just delete you were a vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk wow I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic But can't make toast without tumblr saying your problematic - boo I could go on there's more if I check There's more things on this list than chins on your neck On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death 100? Yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real So your celebrity crush was j-law but now it's Evan P - mhmm wtf even is your sexuality It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it I think it's to hide that you're secretly a furry *cough* I'm joking Obviously .. Okay that went deep Repress it? Yup Before I start crying let's wrap this shit up. I'm gonna go, then masterbate and cry into a slice of pizza - feelings Shout out to the other youtubers especially Ryan Higa A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation Met with no depreciation it's the YouTube nation - youtubeee Click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year - or 3 To see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here - fail So leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar Cause you just witnessed the roast of Danisnotonfire