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The Devil’s Subordinates.
  1. Gordon RAMsey 
  • This be Envi, AKA the newest addition to the horrible people club.
  • Good with any child that isn’t Satanick’s.
  • Only capable of laughing when he’s drunk.(Same tbh….)
  • Has the personality that of a twelve year old boy ranting on YouTube.
  • Has a keris but murdering people with umbrellas is a lot more fun, amirite?

2. Shingen Kishitani

  • This strange man is Yagi.
  • His name means “goat.” In other words he’s a moose.
  • Likes smoking cigars, drinking alcohol, and doing everything else he can to forget the responsibilities that come with being a father and husband.
  • Has the doki-doki for Sullivan.
  • He wears a gas mask constantly and taking a look at the man in charge, I can’t blame him.

3. Back alley Doctor

  • This not suspicious figure is Lec Hijohshiki.
  • He’s really good at curing illnesses and injuries!
  • But that’s for noobs, so it’s back to spreading the plague and pushing old ladies down stairs.
  • Has a brother (We’ll get to him later…) He’s the better of the two, actually.
  • Like any normal pair of siblings, he’s either calming his brother down or eating his internal organs.

4. UGGGGHHHH

  • I don’t want to say his name…but I kind of have to so this everyone, is Roc Hijohshiki.
  • Trash.
  • His hobbies include: lynching angels, starting shit with random people, and the most notorious…abusing innocent, adorable lobsters.
  • He actually has these really weird mouths on his hands. Fuckin Deidara wannabe.
  • “YOU CAN’T ARREST ME, I AM THE POLICE!”

5. He’s Beauty, He’s Grace, If you Ain’t Wearing Gucci GTFO His Face.

  • This is Benihotaru!
  • A derivation of his name is “lipstick” Wonderful.
  • Amongst all his fellow comrades he appears fairly stable, probably why he gets no screen time.
  • A hysterical clean freak who looks oddly serene.

6. Invader Zim

  • This is Edabane (feat. Zigzag’s hand)
  • Move over Licorice, this guy is a literal man baby. 
  • Deeply committed to his wife, Zigzag. (See hand for more info)
  • Not much of a talker, apparently.
  • I like his hat.

7. ‘Film’ Producer

  • This is Hidou….yeeeah.
  • He enjoys watching movies. I’m not talking Lion King though, 
  • He has great footage of Karma biting Roc in the ass.
  • Despite this please do not approach this man.
  • Look what happened to the angel nurse, she didn’t even make it long enough to get a name.

8. Aconita’s Husbando

  • Tis be Kyou.
  • Don’t be afraid of him, guys. He just wants your heart~
  • Nah but he likes collecting angel hearts.
  • A pervert with headsweat issues.
  • Faithful to his wife. (Presumably Aconita.)

9. Sinnamon Roll

  • Is his name Kan or Hitoki? Whatever he’s a tiny sinner.
  • Enjoys feigning innocence (because we know how innocent the Pitch Black World is.)
  • Will attack you in your sleep and then make you wonder how he got into your home.
  • Has some crazy fucking morals. 
  • Depraved and weird.

10. SLAYER, SLAYER, SLAYER

  • This creepy dude is Dokugai.
  • He (as you can see) has lots of piercings but if you thought his no-no bits were clean then boy have I got news for you.
  • He loves little boys.
  • Probably isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a school.
  • Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband.
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I hope people aren’t taking Pudding serious.

She’s playing Sanji.

She claimed that Sanji already talked to her about marriage and that she already met him before. But this chapter she says that they’ve never talked about marriage and that it’s the first time they’re meeting.

Plus she hasn’t given Sanji any way out. Rather, she’s the one pushing for the marriage. She’s the carrot to Big Mom’s stick. Her deception is to make Sanji feel that marriage to her is acceptable, but she’s not actually giving him peace of mind here, or a solution to his problems. If anything, marriage makes it worse.

It’s all a pack of lies. Calling it: she’s a traitor.

Besides, I’m sure that Nami’s epithet isn’t just there for show.

Beware the Cat Burglar. Hide yo husband.

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im just imagining mink and aoba snuggled on the couch, having a relaxing lazy afternoon, the birds are chirping and the light breeze coming from the window is pure bliss

but then mink feels an uneasiness wash over him, almost like hes being watched, this feeling is no stranger to the older, and keen detecting eyes squint and search around the room

then he spots it, staring in through the window, its eyes lazy, lips puckered and pink, its not even moving, just standing there, mink strains his ears a little more and then he catches it, the faint heavy breathing coming from the things pale squidward-like nose

aoba stirs next to him, sensing something wrong, ‘mink?’ he asks, looking up at his lover curiously

but mink does not respond nor move, never breaking eye contact from the beast outside, he blinks for one second and then its gone, making mink wonder if it was ever there to begin with

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Hide yo kids hide yo wife and your husband. Granny’s out for some music lovin’.