hide body

anonymous asked:

I think Penny would try to mess with his s/o if they were on the phone. Like by making weird ass noises or other things lmao.

Totally, like you’re making an important call and just like

-moaning

-loud honking

-laughing

-just fucking screaming

-“when are we gonna hide the body?”

-“BEEP BEEP”

-mocking you

-repeating you

-trying to scream into the microphone that he loves who ever is on the other side

-TICKLING YOU WHILE YOURE TALKING

-WAHA WAHA WAHA

anonymous asked:

I'm in recovery from an eating disorder and I've gained about a stone (up from about 102lbs) but I have a really bad body image and I don't feel comfortable in myself... Any advice? I love your blog and you're such a lovely person 😄✨

Thanks beanie!

Tini’s Tips for Better Body Image

- Wear clothing you feel comfy BUT ALSO nice in. Sweatpants are good for the soul sometimes but living in them bc you’re hiding your body does you no good. Similarly, wearing clothing that doesn’t fit anymore or that makes you feel overexposed doesn’t help either.

- Do things with your new body you couldn’t do before when it was undernourished. Notice how warm and cozy you are now, whereas before you were always cold. Climb mountains! Do cartwheels! Read a book and notice that you can actually focus now! Stop and enjoy the little things your body can do now. I went on a crazy hike yesterday where I had to scramble up rock faces and push myself hard and I never would’ve been able to do that with an undernourished body. But it can be little things too!

- Treat your body well. Put nice smelling things on it, keep eating properly, drink enough water, sleep in sometimes.

- Give it time. Truly, it takes awhile for body image to resolve. You’re doing so well, I’m so proud of you.

I smile at you but there’s no bliss inside
More like a catastrophe, I’m trying to hide
When our bodies meet, there is no pleasure
When you look at me, I am no longer sure
Once a missing piece I thought I needed
Now a distraction, soon to be excluded

Is there something in your lips or is it the apocalypse?

I love you, I love you, I repeated ten times
Seems like a broken chant, a tiring chime
I am a ticking bomb that will soon explode
Can’t be detonated, an error of code
I wanted to be beside you ‘til we’re old
However, I can not fight this cold
I know I used to call you my home
But home is a place you leave when you roam

Is there something in your lips or is it the apocalypse?

I am now miserable because you got no clue
Our color, once red, now has turned to blue
When you’re sleeping, I’m plotting my escape
This wide distance, slowly taking shape
I am sorry, soon enough this has to end
I am sorry, I won’t be there for you to mend

Is there something in your lips or is it the apocalypse?

—  n.a., Apocalypse

ge-pip-sp  asked:

Can we all just agree that Sharon is one of the better parents of South Park minus the whole hiding dead bodies to protect her son

I see Sharon as a good mom, although a bit passive when it comes to parenting

anonymous asked:

Why is there an episode called “crème de menthe”? I can’t recall why it’s so important in the book

I think it’s more of a nod to book readers. They hide the body of the deadman who breaks into the brothel in the cask. 

anonymous asked:

MINUS hiding bodies for her son?? no, she's a ride or die LMAO

Ajdivhsbsbahs never in my life did I expect to read that sentence

The 5 questions I ask on the first date:

1.) How’s your life
2.) What Hogwarts house are you in?
3.) Do you know how to hide a body?
4.) What’s your favourite color?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
5.) Do you leave or stay when the credits roll in a Marvel movie. Wrong answer and I will file a restraining order.

had an urge to draw my old DnD wizard who I may have mentioned was the absolute worst and whose magic was effectively just cartoon logic

there was also the running joke that, as in cartoons, his eyes were 100% visible in complete darkness just like these big ole googly googlers in a pitch black cave or whatever as well as having night vision, so whenever we ended up in a dark place my party’s fighter always yelled “tiiiiime to follow the bouncing eyes, guys!”

anonymous asked:

pls do bts as classmates to make me feel better about school starting

seokjin

  • the class clown
  • super popular
  • head of the drama club
  • talks during the lessons
  • balances pencils on his nose
  • highkey annoys all the teachers
  • says dumb stuff when he gets called on which makes everyone laugh 
  • i’m not saying this vine is him but that vine is him
  • slacks off during class because he always has the plug™ for answers on upcoming tests
  • “knock once if it’s A scratch ur nose if it’s B and blow a kiss if it’s C” 

Originally posted by yoonminnie

yoongi

  • the artsy cute guy who always smells like coffee
  • zones out during lessons
  • sits in the back with his headphones in
  • hides his phone behind a book and watches netflix
  • doodles instead of paying attention
  • either he’s sketching 
  • or writing names in a death note
  • no one knows
  • on rare days he’s in a really good mood and dropping funny sarcastic comments every now and then
  • has a tight knit group of friends
  • eats lunch in the music hall 
  • intimidating but once u get to know him he’s super sweet
  • orders pizza during class
  • has no fucks to give

hoseok 

  • one of the cool rebel kids
  •  u get forget he’s enrolled because he’s never there
  • strolls into class late every day 
  • chews gum really loud
  • “okay but how will trigonometry ever help me in the real world
  • u can hear the music through his earbuds from a mile away
  • throws a party at his house every weekend
  • never studies but somehow has all As
  • because he’s actually really smart
  • acts like he doesn’t care about school but secretly stays after school in the library reading 

Originally posted by bangtang-me

namjoon

  • teacher’s pet
  • has color coded notes with neat diagrams
  • and more highlighters than any normal human should possess
  • raises his hand to answer every question
  • reminds the teacher about homework before class ends
  • captain of the academic decathlon team
  • voted most likely to succeed
  • tried to set the frog used for dissections free
  • [throws it out the window]
  • BE FREE MY CHILD
  • namjoon it’s DEAD
  • is seokjin’s plug™ for answers

jimin

  • social butterfly 
  • so perfect and angelic it’s sickening
  • “sorry i was late, i was taking my neighbor’s kitten to the vet when i saw a homeless man who need a bus ticket, so i gave him mine :)”
  • voted prettiest smile, nicest hair, and most likely to be a backup dancer for beyoncé
  • didn’t even run but somehow became class president 
  • the only one who actually likes group work
  • popular but isn’t stuck up
  • flirts with the female teachers which gets him all As
  • wow mrs. you look gorgeous today ;)
  • has tea on everyone 

taehyung

  • the weird guy that all the girls have a crush on
  • lowkey thinks he’s better than everyone in the class
  • and let’s be honest he is
  • denies he’s rich yet wears designer brands
  • has 20/20 vision but wears glasses to look smart
  • looks like he has his shit together 
  • but procrastinates and is internally screaming half the time
  • in every social group
  • goes from the jock table to the nerd table to the preppy table all in one lunch period 
  • always tries to leave as soon as the bell rings
  • teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss you, i do
  • taehyung: then why is there a bell ??

Originally posted by jjibooty

jungkook

  • the socially awkward jock
  • in every sport offered
  • including bowling
  • but unlike his teammates he’s not an asshole
  • quiet and keeps to himself
  • but once u get to know him you’ll need ear plugs
  • well mannered and polite to everyone
  • teachers pray that he ends up in their class
  • backpack looks like he’s hiding bodies in it
  • and he probably is
  • falls asleep in class 
  • because he stays up all night playing overwatch
  • but never gets in trouble
  • accidentally calls the teacher mom
  • several times

Originally posted by kookiewithak

TEXTS FROM DARK AND ANTI: Part Six

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five

I like to think that since we’ve seen Dark as more of a master manipulator than a true psychopath, he’s never actually killed anyone before. And of course Anti would find it hilarious since he’s a murder machine.

Feel free to send me suggestions for more texts!!!