hide 15

20 Ways to annoy Kim Namjoon

1. Steal the book he’s reading. 

2. When he asks about the book, say you saw Taehyung eat it. 

3. When he looks at you weirdly, make a face. 

4. Say, ‘you don’t get it? It’s a concept. Aish Namjoon, I thought you were smarter than that’. 

5. Ask him if he cheated on his MENSA test. 

6. Blow into his open mouth whilst he’s sleeping. 

7. When he freaks out and wakes up, take a picture.

8. Post it on SNS. 

9. When he’s doing a shoot, imitate his facial expressions by gawning out your own lips. 

8. Chant “LOOK AT MA LIPS. MA LIPS. MY LUSCIOUS LIPPY LIPS” whilst he makes his signature poses. 

9. When he’s trying to ask the girl he likes out, play expensive girl in the background. 

10. After he gets over his mortification and shoots you a death glare, come up and say ‘hi, there, I’m Y/N- wing girl extrodinaire, and I can help you take it off now-” 

 11. Say you’re sorry for messing up his chance and you thought expensive girl would capture the mood perfectly. 

12. Call him up at 2am and don’t stop until he answers. Tell him you just called to let him know how blue hair doesn’t suit him. 

13. Tell him Jin dances better.

14. When he tells you he’s busy in his studio, use speakers to alert the whole building that Namjoon is busy in his studio. Yell “ATTENTION ATTENTION. NAMJOON IS CURRENTLY IN THE MIDST OF A BUSY session in his studio so please do not disturb him. WE SHALL EXPECT EXPENSIVE GIRL PT 2 SOON.”

15. Hide a stash of his porn under Jin’s pillow labelled “Can we try this?”.

16. Ask Jin if he got the gift Namjoon made you send him. 

17. Over dinner with Bang PD, ask why he left the studio computer tab open to “Manager kink scenario fanfic.” really casually. 

18. Cry in public faking that he broke your hand. 

19. Photobomb his #KimDaily shoots. 

20. Tell him he dances really well. Yell “SIIIIKE” after. 


AN: I had this idea whilst I was eating breakfast and started laughing to myself like the maniac I am. 


Originally posted by hohbi

Fredag, 19:15

“ Do you also need tissues?”

FACT: I still remember the first day I saw this, I didn’t understand. After being explained by my friends, I laughed so hard that I rolled out of my chair.

In case if you wanted to buy my artwork, this is where you can buy it: https://www.redbubble.com/people/iambelle

Thank you!

Send Me a Number and I’ll Tell You...

1. DOPE or FIRE
2. Just Right or Hard Carry
3. Overdose or Monster
3. Fantastic Baby or BANG BANG BANG
4. Ring Ding Dong or 1 of 1
5. Chained Up or Fantasy
6. My Type of #WYD
7. Hit Me or Full House
8. DamnRa or BOMB
9. Congratulations or I Wait
10. Very Nice or Boom Boom
11. I’m Him or Body
12. Jackpot or Very Good
13. Wow or I’ll Be Your Man
14. My House or Promise (I’ll Be)
15. Hide & Seek or Confession
16. Zero for Conduct or Make it Rain
17. Lonely or A Lie
18. Overcome or Love Paint
19. All In or Fighter
20. Bad or The Eye
21. So Dangerous or Attention
22. One Shot or Skydive 
23. The 7th Sense or Limitless
24. Pray or Take Me Now
25. Danger or Press Your Number
26. Pour Up or Bonnie & Clyde
27. Knock or U
28. 9 to 5 or Woo Ah
29. Sentimental or Baby Baby
30. Sorry Sorry or Mr. Simple

1. on the hardwood, surrounded by mouths I once did not see for what they could harvest apart, I think for the first time in weeks of dying.
2. It is not clean when it creeps into this bed.
3. I catacomb myself in reason, and in ruin, and they are not so different. Their voices are still the color of pinched flesh, soft hollows who moan like instinct in the throat, a confusion of condition.
4. I am in a bouquet of bruises, picking out petals like it is lucky to go slowly, despite the inevitable conclusion of a love me not.
5. I am a love me not.
6. without the wine in our teeth, we look unholy. We dance crooked and inhuman. We are leviathan without the ocean: unpurposed. Colossus without the size is only a small girl caught in her own ribcage, outgrown.
7. When we dream of the candied eves, we dream of becoming stuck in their fingers. Each time they become teeth. We know sugar’s primary purpose is not the ache it wields, and still.
8. Writing love poems and writing about things you do not feel, are sometimes sisters. When it is a lie to wake up, you think more and more about not waking up.
9. Eventually the petals come to an end, there is only so much picking at yourself you can do before you reach the pistil. Before you reach for it, like night after night of shaking on your porch in 90 degree summer. Telling yourself it is not cold does not make any difference.
10. In the thin wire of a body, the heat spreads slow. You can only hold the match for so long before it evolves from light to wilted, pursed skin. It is these days that we do not wait for the fire to reach our palms, we are impatient and we try to hold its hand before it comes to us: the easiest way to lose it is to smother it.
11. In the back alley of your carcass heart, someone is still holding a knife.
12. if being alive is the devil, we are a god dance.
13. Unlucky god, to be danced by us.
14. The sound of a window pane shattering only lasts a moment, the mess will bury its teeth in the carpet. When you think it is all gone, all scraped out, you will be reminded in the morning you once thought was un-sharp of what hides in soft places.
15. Nothing is gone, will ever be gone, not yet.
—  “List Poem for Healing” by Emma Bleker
3

[ Credence Barebone Imagine ]
Imagine (the woman hugging the Credence) = you.

크레덴스를 안고있는 여자가 당신이라고 상상해봐요.


꿈을 꾸는 건지 마법에 빠졌는지 모르겠지만 나를 깨우지 마요. 꿈이기엔 너무 사실 같고 사실이기엔 너무나 꿈만 같으니 제발
- 15&, 티가 나나봐 中

Am I dreaming? Am I under a spell?
I don’t know but don’t wake me up
It’s too real to be a dream
It’s too dream-like to be real, so please

In “CAN’T HIDE IT”- 15&

me reccing dra.rry fic: yeah this one only Barely justifies wizard fascism you hardly notice it… it’s like a single one-off line. this OTHER one does refuse to justify wizard fascism but also completely elides any unpleasantness from either of their personalities. they own house elves in this third fic. that fourth one really contains unnecessary levels of sn.ape.

2,000 Followers Drabble Game Master List

Member / Genre / Prompt

1. (M) Chanyeol / cute smut/  “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

2. Jin / angst / “Are you going to talk to me?”

3. (M) Mark Tuan / smut / “If you can’t sleep… we could have sex?”

4. Sehun / fluff / “How is my wife more badass than me?”

5. Sehun / fluff / “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!” + “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

6. Leo / fluff + slight smut /  “You can’t just sit there all day.” + “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” + “I just ironed these pants!”

7. Sehun / angst + happy ending / “I had a bad dream again.”

8. Baekhyun / fluff / “Are you going to talk to me?”

9. Jaebum / angst + fantasy / “Stay awake.”

10. Jinyoung / cute / “You’re a nerd.”

11. Xiumin / angst / “I lost our baby.”

12. Mark Tuan / fluff / “How is my wife more badass than me?”

13. Jimin / fluff + angst / “It’s 6′o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

14. (M) Taehyung / smut / “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

15. (M ) Yixing / cute smut / “It’s 6′o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

16. BTS / humor / “Dogs don’t wear clothes!” 

17. Chanyeol / angst + fluff / “What’s wrong, sweetie?” + “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

18. Kyungsoo / angst + au /  “What’s the matter sweetie?” + “Hey, hey. Calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

19. (M) Mark Tuan / smut / “Please put your penis away.”

20. Bambam / fluff / “Show me what’s behind your back.”

Highlights for tonight's amazing episode of The Walking Dead

Ok, so the walking dead right now I am shaking I can’t take how amazing it was. RICHONNE SHIPPERS HELP ME HELP ME OFF THE FLOOR!!!!


#1 Richonne..just Richonne they had pretty much a full episodes to themselves to night and I am shook.

#2 Richonne going on a scavenging vacation together..fan sex, candle lit bean dinner, LAUGHING AFTER HAVING A ROOF CAVE IN ON THEM!! Picking each other up when either is in doubt..just

#3 RICK MENTIONING GLENN!!! “He saved me but I couldn’t save him.” HE BLAMES HIMSELF!!!! Just..I was waiting but I wasn’t ready

#4 Judith becoming Tara is therapist and just how everyone is taking care of Judith but Rick

#5 father Gabriel basically shutting Rostia is salty ass in the most shadiest way of, “bitch you alive get over it.”

#6 TARA IS GOING TO TELL RICK ABOUT OCEANSIDE WE ARE GETTING A OCEAN SIDE EPISODE

#7 did I mention Richonne and how I am in love with this ultimate power couple?

#8 RICK THROWING MICHONNE IS KATANA AND HER CATCHING IT MID AIR!!!

#9 Michonne brining leader Rick back all by herself

#10 Michonne basically cashing out after thinking Rick died

#11 MICHONNE BEING SO SCARED HAS TO LOSE RICK SHE COULDN’T EVEN KEEP IT TOGETHER

#12 Michonne talked Rick up and Rick brought that same faith back to her when he saw she was scared

#13 Michonne jumping into Rick is arms!!!!

#14 Michonne representing the fandom when Rick came out from that hiding spot

#15 ok but, if you aren’t willing to scavenge for food and guns then have van sex then what’s the point???

#16 RICK PULLING A FUCKING GLENN AND GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK

#17 “I can’t lose you.” Lord help me help me

#18 the light hearted feel with Richonnes in tonight’s episode

#19 Richonne love scene the Richonne love scene

#20 Richonne is dinner date!!!!!! They are so good together

#21 Richonne basically showing us what a healthy relationship is..carrying each other when the other can’t do it themselves

#22 Michonne smiling while watching Rick sleep…

#23 Rick doesn’t want to lead…BUT HE WANTS TO DO IT TOGETHER WITH MICHONNE

#23 Rick at the beginning of the season was in tears half the time…now he’s smiling and laughing and is so hopeful

#24 I can’t take all the character/weapons reunion in this season..first Rick and his Python, Daryl and his crossbow, Sasha and her sniper

#25 find someone to have enough faith in you to take on 8 walkers all by yourself

#26 Rick and Michonne just are so comfortable and happy

#27 Rick finally finding a women who he can rely on. One he can trust to take care of him has much has he takes care of her. A mutual respect between two adults he love and respect each other to do anything together..

#28 Rick finding so much comfort in Michonne he can open up to her about Judith, and Glenn

#29 Rick upping the gun trade just so Michonne could keep the trash cat #30 Michonne ready to die then coming back to life again seeing Rick


All in all, tonight’s episode is one of the best of the season..I just, so many feels so many amazing moments is why I love this show. Richonne shippers help me out and talk me down

Remember when Robert tried to hide behind the life his Dad wanted for him instead of being his true self. He spent 15 years hiding who he really was and now he can be who he really is with the person he loves most. The person that no matter how many times he treated him badly, no matter how many times he pushed him away. The person that said yes and who’s going to be his husband in less than 2 weeks, even though Robert still wonders if he’s dreaming.

Remember when Aaron hated who he was. Tried to believe he was straight, dated girls to “prove” to himself that he was straight and he wasn’t gay. He tried to kill himself because he couldn’t be who he truly was and he thought the worst thing in the whole world was for him to admit who he was to himself. And now he’s accepted who he is, he has his sister, his mum and the person he loves most right by him, for the good and the bad times. Aaron can’t believe he’s getting married. Aaron Dingle who hated the idea of even being seen romantically involved with a man, is getting married to Robert Sugden. He sometimes thinks he’s dreaming.

common-name  asked:

Do you have any sort of outline in mind for this samurai bravo childhood AU? Or any details of a story? Asking both because I'm interested and might be tempted to draw stuff for it!

Some ideas so far:

Jack father’s is the head boss of a yakuza organization that deals with gambling, sokaiya (extortion from larger corporation), loan sharking, and making large investments to mainstream companies in stocks. Strictly forbids against drug/human trafficking. 

Johnny’s family are assassins, hired and good friends with Jack’s family. So Johnny and Jack would often play together in their childhood while their parents met up for business/pleasure.  

Aku soon took over with with his evilness, this forces Jack to runaway and train/avenge their family, while Johnny goes into hiding with his mother. 

15 years later into the future.  

Jack’s goal is to undo Aku’s rule/avenge his family. Currently is working with the mafia to get closer to Aku (based off the “Jack and the gangster” episode). Johnny is making a living with bounty hunting (still lives with his mother haha but father is gone unfortunately) and sees a bounty for Jack and tries to capture him until he realizes that it’s his childhood friend. 

idk if that really helps? It’s just what i have in my head so far haha 

How to take care Plushie Subaru (Home & Outdoor)

Home:

1. again just like plush Shu without MP3, plush Subaru doesn’t have his S/O -coffin. (Wtf Rejet?) you might have to DIY a coffin for him, or simply provide him a dark place for sleeping and chilling.

2. Doesn’t talk much, or more like antisocial. It takes time and patience to be his close owner or friend.

3. Edgy lord can get mad easily, which means your walls are in danger. He will punch them with no mercy.

4. He cares about his hair, specially his bang. Every 2-3 weeks you have to check it for him and maybe cut it a bit. Overly long hair bang can annoying plush Subaru.

5. When he is embarrassing or nervous, he throws all the harsh words to you. But remember! He doesn’t mean it.

6. Okay with roommates, even he will complain a bit. It’s ironic because he likes to have someone with him, but he hates to face other plush in the same time.

7. Try to keep knife away from him, plush Subaru will remind some sad memories when he sees it.

8. He likes to observe you, specially when you are at kitchen. He loves to see your gentle and feminine side.

9. He is tsunbaru. He will never admit he loves your full attention, cuddles, snuggles and kisses.

10. If you are closer to someone or flirt with someone, he will get super mad or ignore you for weeks.

11. Definitely not a picky eater! Plush Subaru eats everything. Thus, it’s essential to make sure the food is fresh and not overly salty! This poor guy cannot taste anything.

12. Just like plush Shu, prefers owner’s blood more than animal’s.

13. Remember seeing your depress face is the last thing plush Subaru wants. He will feel horrible and useless because he cannot make you happier.

14. Secretly kisses you when you sleep.

15. He hides many of your photos, so when you are not at home he can stare at them until you come back.

Outdoor
1. Plush Subaru is a big fan of going to rose garden everyday, and he will pick the most beautiful white rose for you.

2. He does walk by himself, but usually sits on your shoulder when go out.

3. No sunlight!!!! Plush Subaru feels pressure when sees light.

4. It doesn’t matter where you are going, just bring him with you so he can protect you and see what places do you go often.

5. He doesn’t participate hunting sweets or shopping. However, he will be your personal helper to carry all your stuffs. Yup, He is a strong plush.

Spartace Running Man Episode List

*To be edited upon further rewatch of running man

Episode 4: Attempted matchmaking of Spartace, Jong Kook and Ji Hyo’s eyes meet;

Ji Hyo calls Jong Kook “Hyung” during human curling game and then they low key bicker for the first time awkwardly and politely over Jong Kook cheating

Episode 5: Ji Hyo prevents Jong Kook from getting the last golden pig by grappling his leg

Episode 11: Ji Hyo wants a “Kim Jong Kook voucher” to help her as she is dangerously on the verge of losing giant cardboard jenga

Episode 12: First signs of them being the magnet couple as they stand too close during the opening;

During the Find The Thief game, Jong Kook’s drawing of Jae Suk is used on the cards, and when it is Ji Hyo’s turn to choose a card, she picks Jae Suk’s face instead, inciting praise and a high five from Jong Kook

Episode 13: Ji Hyo falls to the ground from getting scared by the chaser Jong Kook and he asks her why she’s being like this

Episode 14: Jong Kook acts coy with Ji Hyo during the Find The Thief game and pretends to have the thief card;

Ji Hyo grapples Jong Kook’s leg during hide and seek

Episode 15: Ji Hyo is excited at the suggestion of having Jong Kook’s friendship;

Her heart rate increases in anticipation of Jong Kook’s singing and quickens even further when he actually sings

Episode 16: Ji Hyo gets on her knees and hugs Jong Kook’s leg, resting her chin on his thigh and pressurizes him with aegyo to let her go until he cracks- but this is not given much attention because it’s somehow only a big deal when her official loveline lets her go haha

Jong Kook calls Ji Hyo “Ji Hyo-yah” instead of “Ji Hyo-ssi”

Episode 18: Jong Kook picks Ji Hyo as the one he wants to do a romantic scene with based on appearance;

Ji Hyo later pulls his hair for the first time during hide and seek- but it is not the last

Episode 20: Ji Hyo refuses to suffer as the Mission Team’s hero any longer and demands to be in the same team as Kim Jong Kook

Episode 21: No one messes with Ji Hyo and so the best chasing couple is born; The Commander and the Ace completely wipe out the entire Mission team

Episode 24: Heart beat game where Jong Kook is interrogated by Ji Hyo about his past girlfriends

Episode 25: Jong Kook praises Ji Hyo again for her sense to hide in a mascot, and is once again powerless against her begging to be let go

Episode 27: Ji Hyo gets nagged at by Jong Kook and frustrates him for running out at the wrong time

Episode 28: Hug when they get a perfect karaoke score;

Ji Hyo showing her turbo fangirl roots as she screams in excitement when he performs- a recurring event over many other episodes that prove Ji Hyo’s loyalty as a fangirl

Episode 29: Ji Hyo on cloud nine upon being called beautiful by Jong Kook and requests to be called beautiful again. But this is definitely not the last of Jong Kook’s compliments for Ji Hyo;

“The beautiful one! Beautiful Ji Hyo! Where are you?”

“I don’t require the other members today, I only need to have you.”

Episode 30: Ji Hyo picking on Jong Kook by asking why the episode where Jong Kook is the guest hasn’t been planned and they bicker like children

Episode 32: Ji Hyo pulls Jong Kook’s hair and accidentally touches his sensitive chest- almost starting a police case from office basketball

Episode 33: Ji Hyo suddenly leaning and peeking over the corner against Jong Kook during the impromptu hidden camera- making him surprised

Episode 34: Ji Hyo has to pour water into a cup on top of Jong Kook’s head while blindfolded and she fails miserably. She dries Jong Kook down with towels, patting down on his wet upper torso

Episode 35: The Mong Taxi- Jong Kook is picked first by her;

He knows her fave coffee is Americano somehow and he buys two and keeps them warm under his jacket;

Ji Hyo sees him and goes: “Yeah! Kim Jong Kook~”

Adorable stuff that words cannot describe;

“*teasing and back and forth banter*”

“우리 오빠~ 내 동생…”

Episode 36: Spartace goes food shopping at the supermarket like a Girl-Boy Scouts couple who shop really energetically

Episode 37: Ji Hyo predicted as the third generation of people that can control Kim Jong Kook- which is totes tru, and Spartace doing funny bits together and Ji Hyo hits Jong Kook at some point.

Episode 39: Jong Kook runs up to Ji Hyo and teases her by grabbing her name tag. He subsequently gets chided but is still satisfied from his teasing

Episode 40: Ji Hyo keeps sounding slightly off while playing the flute but Jong Kook can’t help but admit it’s super cute and adorbs

Episode 44: Jong Kook lifts his shirt up during a model face off with Jae Suk and Ji Hyo looks away shyly upon being graced with his abs

Episode 46: Jong Kook and Ji Hyo interlock finger high five each other first instinctively when they get a workplace couple right and Jong Kook is overly absorbed when choosing couple rings supposedly meant for MC

Episode 47: Jong Kook tricks Ji Hyo to get the wrong answer so he can answer it correctly- his hair is subsequently pulled because they are teammates. Childishness soon ensues from Jong Kook’ end as he teases her.

Episode 48: Ji Hyo starts tugging Jong Kook’s hair the moment she recognizes it as his

Episode 49: Jong Kook sneaks up behind Ji Hyo and shoots her name tag with a water gun during a face off between Ji Hyo and Goo Hara- Jong Kook denies it but Ji Hyo still goes all Bad Ji Hyo on him.

Episode 51: Jong Kook nags at Ji Hyo and tells her she should’ve brought more food from the buffet. She shuts him up by saying that he shouldn’t be complaining since she got him food.

Episode 53: A sleepy Ji Hyo gets told that the “Oppas that she likes” are teamed with her making Jong Kook smile shyly;

Awesome spartace alertness during the ssam ingredients mission;

Jong Kook pulling Ji Hyo’s ears to tease her because Kwang Soo called her a monkey;

Playing in the water park together and Jong Kook waiting for Ji Hyo

Episode 57: Tae Hyun picks spartace as his teammates. Thank You.

Episode 58: Ji Hyo claims to have voted for Jong Kook as the one who would win that day- but when he betrays her, she reveals that she voted for herself. He is upset by this.

Episode 59: Jong Kook can’t help but take Ji Hyo into his team while holding her hand because she’s the only one left on her team aww but lol she’s actually the spy

Episode 60: Spartace laughing together and being together while having fun fooling “Spy” Gary;

Jong Kook pinching Ji Hyo to stop her from laughing

Episode 62: Ji Hyo recruits Jong Kook as her spy and doesn’t care that he was the spy before in Thailand;

Spartace hug when on the brink of success

Episode 65: Ji Hyo accidentally calling Jong Kook but it’s apparently not the first time

Episode 66: Ji Hyo brushing Jong Kook’s teeth.

Episode 67: Jong Kook’s arm is around Ji Hyo’s chair and it is a recurring event that proves his biasness towards chairs she sits on

Episode 68: Ji Hyo grabbing Jong Kook’s arm as she asks if he senses that something is strange

Episode 70: Jong Kook promising to change his last name if he rips off Ji Hyo’s name tag;

Getting wrecked by Ji Hyo when he betrays her- hair pulling and her removing her jacket in fury;

Kim Jong Kook becomes Song Jong Kook then Yoo Jong Kook;

Jong Kook trying to defend himself when she tells him to stop talking to her- so not getting to talk to Ji Hyo is apparently a scary punishment as he loves talking to her amirite or amirite

Episode 72: Yong Hwa picks spartace to be in his team. Thank You.

Episode 74: Jong Kook teases Ji Hyo by tearing her name tag slightly plus a lot more cute stuff

Episode 75: Ji Hyo is a bad influence on So Hee and teaches her how to mistreat Jae Suk and Jong Kook by ramming her inflatable airplane she’s wearing onto their heads.

Episode 78: Ji Hyo and Jong Kook cutely and subtly nudging each other in the opening

Ji Hyo clambering on Jong Kook to immobilize him during a game

Episode 79: Spartace double win from defeating spy Suk Jin- upgraded to best detective couple from best chasing couple

Episode 81: Jong Kook and Ji Hyo are wearing their special detective name tags

Episode 82: Precious banter where Ji Hyo says his name tag with wings make him look cool and he pretends to be an angel by flapping his wings so they both laugh;

Also the umbrella sharing

Episode 83: Jong Kook teases Ji Hyo who has to touch a fish

Episode 88: Holding hands so they “won’t tear off each other’s name tags” but they only held each other making Haha pretend to attack Ji Hyo so they all hold hands

Episode 90: Jong Kook and Ji Hyo are standing much too close in the opening- and it looks really cute because they’re both sporting high school uniforms so forgive me

Episode 92: They are in the same team. You know what to expect.

Episode 93: Ace decides to help Tiger by voting for Haha and they walk together trailing behind the others but that is somehow a regular thing that happens

Episode 94: Jong Kook and Ji Hyo chit chat although they are not suppose to because they have their own partners that Jong Kook picked

Episode 95: Ji Hyo laughing at Jong Kook wearing a teeny mask while choosing disguises for the undercover mission;

Awesome teamwork in the first mission;

Terrible listening skills in the last mission because they misheard “individual mission” as “team up with yo bae and be super loyal”;

Jong Kook getting all flustered when Jae Suk asks him what in the diddly darn he is doing sticking with Ji Hyo 600% of the time;

Adorable joking time with Spartace featuring multiple herbal juice packs;

Haha and Jae Suk feat. Gary talking about the big fat crushes their cast mates have on each other and how the lion and tiger were fighting at first but ended up falling in love and their baby was a lion/liger/tion but it’s a liger because Jae Suk said so and that means they are the Liger couple- however this is never mentioned again prob because they got beat up for it when it aired lol haha actually not really it’s kinda sad that they didn’t continue it as a joke/super serious thing

Episode 96: Jong Kook scares Ji Hyo when they bump into each other.

Episode 97: His arm is around her chair again smh

Episode 98: Ji Hyo grabbing Jong Kook’s arm when she got scared during the campfire;

Episode 99: Ji Hyo’s hair getting moussed from losing the strength battle with the staff- and Jong Kook teasingly saying she looked even prettier

Episode 100: Ji Hyo’s dress length worries Jong Kook and he gets her to wear a sweater around her waist;

Sitting in the car together

Episode 102: Jong Kook walking into a room behind Ji Hyo to tug on her name tag lightly as a tease- Ji Hyo then crumples to the floor in shock and he helps her up. Jong Kook is lectured for following her which he denies although it’s super obvious from the glee on his face when he entered the room that his sole intention was to “surprise” her

Episode 103: Bickering in the opening prob because Ji Hyo was pissed no one tried to look for her tsk tsk;

Spartace high five when they hear it’s a piggyback mission;

Jong Kook’s first time piggybacking Ji Hyo- takes off like an engine declaring she’s like a backpack and Ji Hyo smiles and laughs happily, resting her chin on his shoulder;

Much more piggybacking and feels;

Jong Kook getting down on one knee to present the Beast name tag to Ji Hyo and she hugs him happily saying he’s cool and he claps for her and they get a golden ring and it’s just

Episode 104: Coach Kook teaching Ji Hyo the basics of volleyball

Episode 105: Their bad laughing habits where they tap and grab each other’s arms;

Ji Hyo immediately offering to go together with Jong Kook when they received the final mission;

Spartace pointing out aquatic life to each other excitedly like a tourist couple visiting the aquarium;

Episode 107: Spartace sitting in the front seat of the car together after completing a mission and tutting about how Kwang Soo tried to trick Jong Kook

Episode 108: Jong Kook riling Ji Hyo up by implying she has short legs/ a long torso

Episode 111: Ridiculous fighting and bickering where they interlock fingers and push and pull and then keep holding hands as they negotiate and stare at each other and what kind of fighting is this someone teach them how to fight without making it weirdly intimate

Episode 113: This opening–

JS “Ji Hyo -yah, we’re all family here”
JK “Yeah that’s right! I’m your older brother-in-law!”
JH “So what?”

Basically Jong Kook trying to get Ji Hyo to like give him extra respect(?)or something but getting wrecked instead;

Jong Kook implying Ji Hyo has short legs or a long torso again and getting a flying kick as response;

Them wrestling for the first time and thankfully not the last time

Episode 114: Staring at her on the bus

Episode 115: Jong Kook appears to grab onto Ji Hyo during the first mission so she doesn’t fall off the platform even though they’re on different teams

Bumps slightly into her when she hops towards him in the chicken fight game- and she falls down and loses, causing Bad Ji Hyo to befall upon him.

Episode 117: Piggybacking, Ji Hyo massaging him and telling him he’s amazing;

Ji Hyo being the only one to succeed this mission and they do their high five thing where they interlock hands and shake back and forth;

Jong Kook sliding his arm over Ji Hyo’s shoulder when he loses at rock-paper-scissors

Episode 118: Ji Hyo and Jong Kook being terrible dates to their respective partners because they can’t help but chit chat with each other instead about how lovely it is to have a barbecue outdoors

Episode 119: Jong Kook rips off Choo Shin Soo’s name tag and a super nervous looking Ji Hyo cheers, and Jong Kook proudly celebrates by yelling Ji Hyo’s name and lifting up the name tag like a husband reporting his success to his wife

Episode 120: Jong Kook is pissed and has no choice but to slide his arm around Ji Hyo’s chair because that apparently makes him feel better or something I honestly have no idea but he shows a lot of favoritism towards chairs she sits on

Episode 122: Return of fangirl Ji Hyo

Episode 124: Jong Kook protecting Ji Hyo from King Kwang Soo’s evil clutches

Episode 126: Ridiculous laughing habits again as they crack up and grab each other as they run to a corner

Jong Kook being super nervous that he would have to do the pepero kiss game with Ji Hyo if Jae Suk was ousted

Ji Hyo and Jong Kook very coincidentally getting ousted and tapping each other to tell the other that they’ve done a good job

Episode 127: Ji Hyo giving him a hard time during the piggyback race including hair pulling, takedowns, and butt touching

Episode 128: Foot tickling and Ji Hyo scaring Jong Kook by implying that she might kick him in his crotch

Episode 129: ant-trapping idols together aww

Very sad scene where Jong kook locks Ji Hyo with Sulli and Lee Joon in a room because they could’ve both gotten eliminated, and apologizes like crazy and looks like a part of him died when her elimination is announced, and it’s like some movie gosh and then Ji Hyo still understanding and trusting him to win

Episode 132: Ji Hyo is Jong Kook’s spy and they meet up secretly a lot and have a bit of skin ship

Episode 137: Apparently Jong Kook can’t forget how much he loved serving Princess Ji Hyo and grabs her arm and doesn’t want to let go when she walks over with Princess Sa Yeon

Episode 138: Spartace is the new campus couple that will rip ur name tags

Jong kook walking an unnecessarily long distance to give Ji Hyo a head pat check even though many of the other members are nearer to her- oh wait I forgot Ji Hyo only lets Jong kook pat her head

Episode 139: Jong Kook and Ji Hyo fix Kwang Soo’s wig together like a couple fussing over their child’s bad hairdo

Kwang Soo smells Jong Kook’s cologne even though its Ji Hyo that’s sitting next to him and Jong Kook is far away ooooooooops hmmmmmmmmm

Episode 140: Ji Hyo drinking too much helium, but her irresistibly cute voice forces Jong kook to wrap his arm around her shoulder

Jong Kook is mysteriously ousted first, and we later find out the spy was our Ji Hyo hmmmmmmmm

Episode 141: Head pat check once filming ends when they walk off because that’s just so necessary

Episode 142: Ji Hyo delaying removing her socks for the acupressure mat so Jong kook forcefully removes it and presses her feet on the mat to tease her

Episode 144: Ji Hyo ousts Jong Kook in the opening mission right after he ousts Kwang Soo- giving her the win. He gets slightly upset because she didn’t even let him say a word or something.

Ji Hyo runs over and demands to know why Jong Kook and Ricky Kim get a minute to complete a mission that she was given half the time for. Jong Kook tells her he’ll give her a minute if she does the Korean related mission in English and Ji Hyo awkwardly walks away and tells them to carry on

Episode 145: carrying her on his shoulders

Episode 147: Jong Kook bumps into Ji Hyo and pretends he thought she wa part of the grass to tease her and she suddenly gets mad about having to wear green even though she wasn’t before

Episode 150: Ji Hyo betrays Jae suk to be on Jong kooks team again and then massages only Jong kook after a sit up mission because she’s very biased

Episode 154: according to Jong kook Ji Hyo looks pretty in anything she wears

Episode 155: Jong kook back hugging Ji Hyo to prevent her from eliminating him

Suddenly running up to Jong kook and holding his hands and staring into his eyes

Episode 156: Ji Hyo threatening death to the other teams and Jong Kook staring at her and laughing because she’s so cute probably

They also dance

Episode 157: according to Jong kook Ji Hyo is a beautiful prosecutor- oh wait I forgot she’s apparently beautiful in whatever she wears and apparently now whatever she does

Ji Hyo and Gary succeed a mission but she reports it happily to Jong kook for a high five instead of celebrating with Gary

Episode 158: sliding his arm around her chair again

Episode 159: Fan girl professional Ji Hyo hears Jong Kook who’s already eliminated singing a Turbo song- and because she’s such a fan girl she has no choice but to stick her head out the door to watch him perform- risking the mission.

Episode 160: Jong kook making Ji Hyo third place for “Monday couple” but we all know it’s because he didn’t want her to suffer in the crappy car

Too much skinship in the helicopter

Jong kook worrying about Ji Hyo getting kidnapped on the pirate ship wow

Episode 162: Ji Hyo screaming again like the fangirl she is when he dances to sistar

Episode 163: Jong kook telling Ji Hyo she’s amazing and then winning her heart with a bridal carry

We’re doing this for Ji Hyo, we must shout her name as we go, if it were anyone else but Ji Hyo we wouldn’t be able to do it

Feeding her potatoes and picking the dog Ji Hyo likes

Episode 165: Jong Kook follows Ji Hyo around when finding clues like a stalker because he knows how good she is at finding stuff- and kinda tackles her to the ground when she does and they are in close contact again tsk

Episode 166: Ji Hyo wears Jong Kook’s cap on top of her own

Haha wins a dress-up game against Jae Suk and everyone goes in for a group hug- yet Ji Hyo only hugs Jong Kook like he made some kind of important contribution

Episode 167: Ji Hyo is very obsessed with a boy from a neighboring school who has boobs that she keeps comparing with her own and pointing at

JK won’t shut up about how much better a boxer JH is compared to Haha

JK basically takes JH in as part of his team and then gets kinda mad when Min Jung ousts JH? Like more mad than he should’ve been especially since JH isn’t exactly on his team and when JH eliminated Gary who WAS his teammate he didn’t really care smh

Episode 168 - Ji Hyo and Jong Kook are the only ones to go to the ends of their diving boards immediately

Episode 169: Wearing helmets while ousting Jae Suk together

Episode 170: adorable lion couple chopping wood and smashing bricks and being very cute plus all that skinship

Episode 171: Jong Kook puts his arm around Ji Hyo during the market game

Episode 172: Jong Kook’s arm is around Ji Hyo’s after Ryu Hyun Jin picks both of them to be on his team

Back hugging during Protect The Queen Dodgeball

Ji Hyo isn’t allowed to go to India with Gary because she’s on the same team as Jong Kook

Episode 173: succeeding the pillow mission early, but chooses to squeeze next to each other in the corner even though there is a large space with many beds just so they can have some sweet pillow talk and they held hands too gosh

Ji Hyo linking arms with Jong kook in the morning because it’s just so cold apparently

Episode 175: Jong kook winning a bun and Ji Hyo not caring and taking a bite

Episode 176: MC Ji Hyo explodes due to Jong Kook

Episode 178: Ji Hyo attends to Jong Kook excessively and gives him many towels because she is biased

Ji Hyo also wrestles away a PD that tried to stop Jong Kook from practicing with the ribbon

Episode 179: Ji Hyo sings Jong Kook’s song December while getting a piggyback ride from Dong Wook

Episode 181: Ji Hyo is supposed to be a secret couple with this guest but apparently needs to practice linking arms with Kookie first

Episode 182: interlocking hands high five with shaking back and forth and feels over the General and her loyal soldier and all the skinship

Episode 185: going around together in the first mission

Getting picked to go against each other in the second mission

Jong Kook eliminating Ji Hyo so intimately in the last mission and Ji Hyo smiling what

Episode 190: Ji Hyo is first to respond to Jong Kook’s call for help

Episode 195: Ji Hyo fan girls again when seeing Jong Kook perform especially with his pretend it’s a door dance

Episode 196: Ji Hyo doing a body search on Jong kook

Them going around together again because Sherlock episode

Episode 199: massaging his arm casually while listening to instructions

Episode 201: Jong Kook asks Ji Hyo if she thinks he is a bull

Episode 202: Jong Kook standing with Ji Hyo’s team instead of his own tsk tsk

Episode 204: touching her dress material when she complains about the warmth

Episode 207: getting him water when he finishes the mission because she cares about him so much

Bickering cutely again

Episode 208: phone call where Ji Hyo asks about his location

Touching each other’s hips and waists during the “fan meet”

Episode 209: wrestling and Ji Hyo biting his chest to win

Episode 210: Jong Kook finds Ji Hyo especially pretty that day when she’s surrounded by not so attractive men but let’s be real he’s just trying to call her pretty again

Episode 213: Jong Kook grabbing onto Ji Hyo and this protects her from being ousted- even though they aren’t teammates

Getting paired up thanks Yeo Jin

Episode 214: Touches her waist at some point and they stand next to each other in the final performance

Episode 215: Protective!JK when Ji Hyo is to play noodle pepero with the male guest, Jong Kook warns the male guest not to try anything funny

Ji Hyo finds this important item for the final mission, an air conditioner, and Jong Kook follows her, causing her to wrap herself around the air conditioner and cry out cutely “its mine~” How Jong Kook did not explode on the spot from the cuteness immediately is a true show of his inner strength

Episode 216: Ji Hyo passing Jong Kook the baton and running with him for a little while

Episode 217: scolding suk Jin even though Ji Hyo made the mistake during a volleyball match because he’s biased

Making a deadly mud ball together

Episode 218: grabbing her waist with his hands directly for the piano mission even though he’s supposedly mr manner hands like even Jae suk had manner hands Jong kook

Intimately ousting Ji Hyo because she found out he was the spy and he stalked her because he knew she’d find out

Episode 219: working together too well in the first mission and accidentally winning

Dancing together and making their own dance train and then bickering cutely and making the guests feel weird probably

Episode 220: Park Soo Hong teasingly asks Ji Hyo to marry him when she wishes him to get married that year- and Jong Kook looks just about ready to murder

Episode 222: Ji Hyo thinks that whoever is on the same team as Jong Kook aka the yellow haired ahjussi has an advantage sweetie if you wanna team up with the bae just say the word no one says no to you

Episode 223: Holding him while doing sit ups

Episode 224: Jong Kook tells Ji Hyo and Suk Jin that he and his partner will sacrifice themselves so they can win- sadly it fails and Gary still wins

Episode 225: Jong Kook and Ji Hyo doing a mission together where they hold hands

Episode 226: Kim Hye Ja compliments that Ji Hyo was very beautiful back when they filmed a drama together- prompting Jong Kook to tease Ji Hyo by saying: yeah, only pretty back then. Kim Hye Ja then KOs him by saying she meant Ji Hyo was pretty both then and now- but let’s be real here JK is obsessed with calling Ji Hyo pretty so

Episode 227: linking arms in the car because Ji Hyo wasn’t allowed to wear her coat but instead of snuggling up with Gary like they teased she snuggles up with you know who

Episode 228: Pepero game and then hugging at the last mission even though no one else was hugging

Episode 230: In the car, Ji Hyo describes an ideal man and Jong Kook insists he does everything Ji Hyo says is ideal in a man because somehow it is very important to act like what Ji Hyo finds ideal in a man i guess hmmmmm

Jong Kook going out of his way to tap Ji Hyo on the back when they laugh at something funny because even when laughing it is important for him to touch her

Episode 231: Jong Kook calls out Ji Hyo’s name

Episode 232: They see each other at the same mission place

Episode 235: They soooo swapped some ingredients look at the dishes

Episode 236: Ji Hyo pours water over Jong Kook’s head

Episode 237: Ji Hyo asks Jong Kook’s partner if he was just nagging the whole car ride and when she says no she insists that the nagging will start soon

Episode 239: Jong Kook forcefully separates Ji Hyo from a male guest she promised to protect nope he’s not jealous at all

Episode 240: Ji Hyo is super entertained by Jong Kook’s performance

Episode 241: Jong Kook keeps blocking Ji Hyo and Haha from cheek kissing during a game

Episode 242: Ji Hyo taunts Jong Kook into becoming the big bad wolf and is scared of him and also is super cute and Jong Kook keeps smiling when she does cute things

Episode 243: Ji Hyo keeps trying to save Jong Kook who’s being grabbed by Jae Suk and Kwang Soo despite Haha trying to get Ji Hyo to run to safety but Ji Hyo doesn’t run until the very last second

Episode 244: Keeps staring at Ji Hyo during this one mission and when Kwang Soo says Noona I want you to Ji Hyo he has to apologize to Jong Kook for some reason

Episode 245: Tells Ji Hyo to move so he can oust Kwang Soo

Episode 246: Jong Kook knows Ji Hyo too well and keeps suspecting her as the quick-witted detective in his car but when it comes to eliminating her Jong Kook can’t bring himself to do it and whoop dee woo she wins

Episode 247: Both the only ones eating Jjamppong and Ji Hyo holds Jong Kook’s jacket in the car

Episode 248: Ji Hyo is squashed behind Jong Kook in a cramped car and breathes heavily on the back of his neck

Episode 249: Ji Hyo picking the healthy jajjang noodles and joining Jong Kook because she wants to let Kwang Soo eat with Uee are you sure though because there were many other places to go to

Episode 250: Ji Hyo biting him and blocking him when he’s in his underwear like for real

Episode 251: Standing next to each other again even though they aren’t partners seriously

Episode 252: suk Jin getting shoved out the way because Kookie hugging mong Ji is priority

Episode 253: Ji Hyo gets pissed at Jong Kook despite Haha being the one most responsible for her getting eliminated and he holds her hand as they walk to the next mission to make her feel better

Episode 255: Riding water slide with Jae Suk and their legs are all over

Episode 256: Ji Hyo chomps on his calf because she forgot to have breakfast

Episode 258: they have no concept of ‘vs’ when it comes to each other anymore, because touching each other and Ji Hyo waiting for Jong Kook when she’s done with the mission and telling him to hurry up is not being competitive sorry

Episode 261: feeding her fried squid

Episode 273: Ji Hyo looks for Jong Kook and tells him that there are a lot of people outside

Episode 275: coach kook strikes again as he teaches Ji Hyo how to hold a straw and she laughs because he’s so naggy. She also whacks him for celebrating when she wins and isn’t on his team

Episode 280: Jong Kook is forced to target Ji Hyo’s name tag which is the hardest target for him because he is too struck by her beauty even after 5 years of staring at it all the time and oh look he’s out

Episode 281: Jong Kook seems to be slightly hurt, Ji Hyo looks concerned and stays by his side, even helping him carry his piece of land.

Episode 282: Hard to catch since this moment is included in a fast-forwarded scene, but Jong Kook can be seen piggybacking Ji Hyo despite her other teammates telling Ji Hyo to push herself around in a sled (the rule was that Ji Hyo’s feet were not to touch the grond), but it can be inferred that someone had a moment of weakness and couldn’t bring himself to say no to her (Jong Kook)

Episode 285: Ji Hyo has to face her fears and touch stuff in a covered box. Like the good dongsaeng that he is, Kwang Soo is next to his noona ready to help her in case, but he gets rejected and kind of told to go away. oops. Ji Hyo then proceeds to kind of demand/force/plead/beg that Jong Kook come by her side and asks for his help to put her hand in the box since it is a very difficult task indeed (whether her cute tone of voice is accidental/intentional aegyo is up for debate) basically we get a lot of ji hyo clinging to her muscly pillar of support <3

Episode 295: Ji Hyo gets smacked in the forehead by Kwang Soo, Bad!JiHyo activates causing Kwang Soo to fear for his life, but Jong Kook grabs Ji Hyo’s arm/hugs her (?) in an attempt to hold the bae back

Episode 297: Ji Hyo says she likes someone whose name starts with the letter ‘J’ and Jong Kook almost charges forward but stops when he sees the male guest whose name also starts with 'J’ move bc he forgot that in the show he isn’t supposed to be head over heels in love with Ji Hyo

Episode 301: Jong Kook defeats Ji Hyo in a pillow fight, and appeases her by dragging her to him, smooshing her face in his chest, arms, and face while rubbing his face against her hair. An arrest warrant has been sent out for Mr Kim Jong Kook for his unnecessary actions involving heavy skinship.   

Episode 302: Ji Hyo eats a spicy thing as the entirety of JK and JH’s team got punished for losing the game. She complains as she cannot handle the spicy and JK fusses over her, which means holding her arm and being way too close to her, ignoring the rest of his team that consisted of TWICE members who were also suffering from the spicy or whatever they were eating Jong Kook did not notice as he had to protect his bae from the spicy

Episode 303: Ji Hyo is worked up when Jong Kook gets eliminated like its the end of the world even though she did not have such a reaction when Gary was eliminated as such before hand

Episode 304: Ji Hyo voluntarily gives herself up to be eliminated yet Jong Kook still feels the need to hold both her hands to “restrain” her

Episode 306: Ji Hyo just ~inconspicuously~ offers to help Jong Kook with a mission that she did not justify having skills for

Ji Hyo wins sock wearing match, prompting Jong Kook to proclaim his love for her being on her team.

Episode 308: Jong Kook is ridiculous and holds Ji Hyo’s hand way too much. Also Jong Kook piggybacked Ji Hyo!!

Episode 310: Ji Hyo massaged Jong Kook what’s new amirite

Episode 311: Ji Hyo attacks Jong Kook in a hockey game and they’re a little touchy there

Episode 314: Jong Kook suggests attacking Ji Hyo first in the second mission but doesn’t follow through at all

In the third mission Ji Hyo clings to Jong Kook a lot 

Episode 315: Oh no oh gosh where do i begin

There’s way too much clinging, talking about each other and sticking to each other whilst keeping a huge gap between themselves and the other members

Episode 319: Jong Kook touches Ji Hyo a little bit when stealing her blackmon

Ji Hyo is already ousted, but Jong Kook decides he wants to grab both her hands and tease her about how they could stick two more name tags on her back basically teasing her again about having a long torso he seems way too obsessed with that torso of hers though



tell me if there’s anything I should add!!

Hide Your Crazy-15

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14)


Juan’s grasp on my hand was tight as he was pulling me along the halls of the courthouse. Looking for the courtroom, we were suppose to be in for our ceremony. I was having trouble keeping up with him, he was moving so fast.

I should have told him about the memory I had  after the drive by, and what I had found when I looked up the information. Even if I didn’t know if I was forsure Claire Elizabeth Raines, I knew I was (Y/F/N) (Y/M/N) (Y/L/N). I didn’t have memories of either life, just the bits of flashbacks.

He stopped, turning to look back at me, walking back to. “Evelyn, are you having doubts? I’ll understand.  We don’t have to do this.”

I shook my head, biting my lip. “No, I’m not having doubts, but you may, when I tell you.”

XXX

Jax leaned back in his chair, he didn’t like outsiders, and Evelyn Cora Roberts was the very reason why.   She was going to be trouble, with an ex like Graysen Tucker coming after her. The club would become a target of one of the largest crime families in the area, if they were to protect Evelyn.

Jax didn’t want to get on the Tucker Family’s  bad side, you never knew when you could use the connection.  He was going to have Unser check into her, see if she was hiding anything.  He had to protect his club, in the end.

As of right now he had to support Juice and this sham of a marriage. Going out to the main room, he prepared to welcome her to the family.

XXX

“I now pronounce you husband and wife, kiss your bride.”  Juan smiled at her, hands caressing her face. She closed her eyes leaning in, meeting his lips. It was a simple, and gentle kiss.

“Next!”  They pulled away from each other, the magic was over. He placed, his hand on the small of her back, guiding her out of the courtroom

“We have to go by the clubhouse, Gemma is throwing us a party.” He bit his lip looking at her.

She exhaled softly, smiling up at him. “Of course. You’re family wants to share our happiness with us.”  She looked down at her feet, his hands lifted her chin up, so her eyes met his.

“What is it beautiful?”  

“I hate lying to everyone, I know this marriage isn’t real…. “ She looked sad. Juan pulled her into his arms, kissing the top of her head. Not sure what to say, he held her for a few minutes.

He hated lying to his brothers, about his marriage.  He hated lying to them about her background,  about her amnesia  but it was necessary.  He had told Jax and the rest of the club about her ex trying to kill her, but not why. They knew she was in a coma for a month, then woke up, it was half truths.  It was enough to get her protection.

“I know, but it’s only for a little while, until we have all the answers.” He pulled back, taking her hand and walking out the door.  

Heading to a side exit, instead of the front doors,  he smiled down at her. “I had one of the prospects drop off a cage. I didn’t think you’d want to ride my bike.”

She let out a laugh, wrapping my arms around him. “I would have happily ridden your bike.”

He wrapped his arms around her looking down into her eyes. He studied her face, she  tried to look away.  His hands moved up, cradling my jaw. “You’re so beautiful,  and I get to call you mine. I’m a lucky man.”

He lowered his mouth to hers,  his kiss started out gently.  He pulled her closer, letting out a moan, when she sucked his bottom lip between her teeth.

He broke off the kiss, holding her at a distance. “Keep that up, and we’re skipping..”

His words were cut off by the sound of gun shots.

He pushed her to the ground, covering her body with his. They laid there for what seemed life infinity, when the gunshots stop Juan lifted his weight off of her.

“You whole?” He stared down at her still body, panic rising up. “EVELYN!”

XXX

Vince had seen Ortiz and (YN), go inside the courthouse. They were both dressed up, he then saw Graysen standing outside. He circled back around the block, he had a feeling that Graysen was going to ambush Ortiz and (Y/N).

Vince called for back up, hoping he’d have enough time for them to show up; before the newlyweds came out. If not he’d just take the man in his own, he had to protect her.

He got out if his car, keeping out of sight, he kept his eyes on Graysen  He was crouched down, behind some bushes, keeping an eye on Graysen.  His former employer, must have some sixth sense. Graysen slowly turned around, walking to close proximity to where Vince had decided to observe.

“Barton, so glad you showed up. I plan on killing you both. I just can’t decide who goes first.”

Vince pulls out his gun. “Stay away from her, if you just leave her alone; I’ll lose everything I have on you. “

“Agent Barton, you disappoint me! You’d give up your career for a little whore? She’s so not worth it.”

Vince pulled out his gun. “I love her, which is more than I can say for you. She was always a possession for you, something for you to own. Leave her alone!”

A black SUV  pulled up, a couple of men jumped out, pointing their guns at Vince. He had no choice but to defend himself, regardless of the consequences.

XXX

I looked up at Juan’s panic ridden face, his hands running over my body.

“I’m fine…just shook up. I’m sorry…” I hated that I brought my crazy to his life. Reaching up, I touched his face. “Are you hit?”

He gathered me up in his arms, helping me up. His arming wrapping around me protectively, helping me to a vehicle the, in a parking lot.  He looked at me. “ I’m whole! Are you sure, you’re not hurt”

I nodded my head, smiling at him, reaching over squeezing his hand. I just wanted to leave, and feel safe.












@hauntedduckdefendor@cherieann2001@mwesterfeld1985@clairese1980 @small-townwaywarddaughter  @winchester-negan-one-shots @briseisthewitch

@mrsirishboru @undeadprincess2005 @come-join-themurder@ouijaboardmystery@chaosmieu @girl-with-no-faith-in-medicine@ineedthesons@id-rather-be-high-and-fucked@charmingsrisingson@readerinsertimagines

@juiceboxxortiz, @sarcastic-lunatic@lolsthecat@soafanficluvr1@fortheloveofthesoa@codenamekaraortiz@khyharah@samcrolivesforever@redwoodog@calumonoxide@ineedthesons@chaosmieu@mentalfictionleftmyassbehind@dolphingoddess81 @telford-ortiz-teller@thegoodthebadandtheempty@jade770@supernaturalanarchy @archer-whovian-violinist

B.A.P Fic Masterlist

Decided to do this cause why not.

Completed

DaeJong

I’ve Committed A Crime…  [drabble]

Daehyun’s day had been going according to the norm.  School, cafe, cheesecake and food.  He just wasn’t expecting the intrudier in his apartment.


BangHim

Thank You For Breathing [angst]

It sometimes take almost losing someone to realize just how much they mean to you. 


All I Need Is Your Loving [smut] [M]

Yongguk likes to relax and forget all his troubles while taking a long hot shower.  Himchan however has other things in mind. 


Coffee Shop Rapper [romance/smut] [M]

Himchan never thought of himself as the type to be obsessed over someone.  That wasn’t until he laid his eyes on a certain underground rapper.  That was when he became an obsessed fanboy.


Americano (Coffee Shop Rapper sequel) [romance/smut] [M]

Yongguk never believed in fate until his eyes fell on a raven haired beauty.  Since he laid eyes on the beauty his life revolved around the boy and became one of a secret admirer.  He was a victim of ‘love at first sight’.  Living for the daily glances of the beauty but he never once had the courage to say anything to him.  But his love soon turns into pain when he finds out that his raven haired beauty is in a relationship.  As much as he tries to forget about him, fate has different plans of her own.  


Give In [angst/smut/werewolf] [M]

Himchan just wished that he could live a normal life as a Beta instead of one as an Omega.  Being an Omega was nothing but a burden for him.  It was a curse.  He had to live hidden away from other packs and could never mate with anyone, not even with the one person he loved.  But lately his body has been wanting a mate more than ever.   


Pooh, Tigger & Rabbit [fluff]

The last two years for Himchan and Yongguk were bizarre to say the least.  They became parents within months of meeting one another.  The year and seven months after they first met, they were celebrating the first birthday of their son.  Yongguk had a present for both his son and for Himchan that would take their relationship to the next level.


On Your Knees [smut] [M]

Day in and day out, Yongguk was busy being B.A.P’s leader.  He had 5 other souls looking up to him for guidance.  He didn’t mind being in charge.  He liked being in control, whether it was in the group or in the privacy of his and Himchan’s bedroom.  But once in a while, he loves losing control to his boyfriend.  To submit to whatever Himchan’s naughty mind wanted.  And right now, it was on his knees, naked with his hands cuffed behind him looking up at the devilish smirk on Himchan’s face.


Tigger Chan [smut/drabble] [M]

Himchan knew he had made a mistake when he promised his boyfriend of 5 years that he would cosplay as whatever he wanted for his birthday.  He should have seen this coming.  Yongguk was predictable sometimes but Himchan promised before he realized what he had promised. 


Rainy Day [smut/fluff] [M]

This wasn’t exactly the way Yongguk and Himchan expected to spend their Saturday but what else were they to do when the rain decided to spoil their plans?  Although they couldn’t complain about their sudden change of plans.  Spending the entire day with each other cooped up in their small apartment; sleeping, making love, reading, making love, watching television, making love.  What better way to enjoy a rainy day in their opinion.


The Boss [smut] [M]

It was supposed to be a causal thing, nothing serious between them.  It couldn’t be.  It was taboo for them to be together, the boss and the assistant.  Himchan didn’t want to be seen as someone who was sleeping his way to the top because that’s not what he was doing.  He worked hard for that he wanted and that’s why this was a secret to all.  Their causal relationship is suposed to be a secret with no emotions.  At least they tried not to let emotions become involved.


Coffee Prince [fluff/coffee shop au]

Himchan’s life was great; his dream of being a professional musician came true, he had a great group of friends, and a comfortable life. But something always felt like it was missing. When a new cafe opens up in the neighborhood, Himchan quickly finds himself drawn to the cafe’s owner Yongguk. As a new friendship forms between Himchan and Yongguk, Himchan can’t quite shake the feeling that there might be something more to their relationship.

On-Going

DaeJae

Your Shining Light [angst/romance] [M]

Daehyun knew his life would change when him and his family moved from Busan to Seoul.  He just wasn’t expecting to save a boy’s life on his first night in Seoul.  Youngjae’s life isn’t one that he’d wish on his enemy.  Sure he’s smart but that doesn’t stop his parents from pushing him to be the best in his class everyday.  His school life isn’t better with the constant bullying.  

There lives both change after being on the rooftop one summer night.  


BangHim/DaeJae/JongLo

The Awakening [smut/vampire/werewolf/supernatural] [M]

For centuries the vampire race has been ruled by the Kim family. Their peaceful reign however didn’t last for too long. A once exiled clan has returned to dethrone the Kim family. Their target is the sole heir to the crown, the prince who has been in hiding for 15 years. With the prince dead they will be able to take the crown and rule over the vampires.

Himchan has lived his life constantly sick but he was happy living in the small house with his mother, father and little brother. There is just one thing that always bothered him. He felt that something was being kept from him, something that was big enough to change his life.  He felt as if his happy life was a lie.  His 21st birthday was a day he would never forget.  His entire life would change when he meets a mysterious boy his age named Yongguk.



BangHim

Life As We Know It [drabble/fluff/slice of life/parenthood]

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes 4 babies?  Yongguk and Himchan always wanted a big family.  They couldn’t be happier with their 4 bundles of joy.  From their first born to their fourth born, everyday was something new and unexpected. 


Sea of Love [fluff/romcom/merman]

When Yongguk decided to go back home to the small island he grew up on, it was to relax and get away from the hectic life he has in Seoul. His plan was to stay in his childhood home for a week then back to his life in the big city but all that changed the day his nearly drowned while swimming in the sea. He would learn that the ocean was filled of mysterious creatures when one of them saved his life, a merman.

Himchan was one of a kind. The beautiful merman had spent most of his life alone swimming the ocean. He never dared to venture so close to land in fear of getting caught by the mysterious land creatures until he spots one of them being dragged into the rough waters of the sea.

Curiosity would bring Himchan and Yongguk together but for how long?

The advantages of having a fat boyfriend (v2)

Let’s start a new list! Here are some of the best parts of the original post by @thefatzone, with some editing by @themightyif:

1. His fat face is the cutest face and is extremely kissable, so you should take advantage of that.

2. His belly is the perfect resting pillow for your head, and I believe it evolved exactly for that purpose.

3. If he is a nerd then you are one lucky son of a bitch.

4. His chubby body is a cuddler’s heaven. If he likes cuddling, go for it!

5. Moobs … need I say more?

6. He probably emits a lot of heat, so in the winter his body is like a customized heated squishy sexy pillow that will keep you warm.

7. If you like stuffed animals, he’s like a human-sized soft teddy bear that can actually talk; if he’s hairy it’s a plus.

8. If you’re a handsy person and he’s into lots of touching, your boyfriend will provide you with a big assortment of places you can handle him, with different levels of thickness, softness, and accessibility.

9. He is easier to find in a crowd.

10. He is almost impossible to kidnap.

Here are some more advantages of fat boyfriends:

11. His big t-shirts and hoodies make super-comfy night shirts. Swipe them! (Or, y'know, just ask to borrow some.)

12. His plush lap is the most comfortable seat ever.

13. He is so aesthetically pleasing - all soft, round curves, no jagged edges or rough spots. Very easy on the eyes.

14. You can potentially stand behind him to avoid awkward social situations. (“Oh no, it’s THEM - quick, hide me!”)

15. It’s fun to make up pet names for your Big Boy/Teddy Bear/Chubby Hubby/etc. Find one he likes and use it to tell him you love and appreciate him.

There’s more to your boyfriend than just his fat body - but, well, it IS a pretty great body! What are some more advantages of having a fat boyfriend?