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✨25 Sentence Prompts✨
  • 1: "I think I owe you an apology"
  • 2: "I'll take care of it"
  • 3: "You're all I've got"
  • 4: "Who did that to you?"
  • 5: "Can I sit here?"
  • 6: "Come on, you need a break"
  • 7: "What is all that shouting about?"
  • 8: "You don't look so good"
  • 9: "I'm not from around here"
  • 10: "There's no way you're getting me in /that/"
  • 11: "Have you seen - /oh/"
  • 12: "This is why no one wants to hang out with us"
  • 13: "Please hide me"
  • 14: "I'll pay you for it"
  • 15: "I didn't expect you to say yes"
  • 16: "I could kiss you or I could kill you"
  • 17: "When you asked me out, this is not what I had in mind"
  • 18: "My parents are visiting - right now"
  • 19: "Did you do that for me?"
  • 20: "That's a weird way to say "I love you""
  • 21: "Don't worry, I'm right here, and I'm not leaving"
  • 22: "I think this person is following me, please walk me home"
  • 23: "I don't need your attitude"
  • 24: "When did you get so ____?"
  • 25: "It just sort of happened"
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Yep. I’m calling it now. Cas will be resurected within the first 10 minutes of the episode by the power of the Nephilim, and I will die. 

(The recent slip by Jared only adds to my theory that they already shot the scene, because, hell, if the last Cas/Dean scene you shot was him dying, you’d cetainly remember it. I think he forgot that even though the scene is shot already, we haven’t seen it yet, and that’s why it took him so long to figure out what the big deal was.)

You can’t leave this beautiful body to rot for too long! Just saying.

Dean even looks like her, I can’t even.

50 horror movies to see before you die:

  1. Halloween (1978)
  2. The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
  3. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
  4. Drag Me to Hell (2009)
  5. Sinister (2012) / Sinister 2 (2015)
  6. The Shining (1980)
  7. The Omen (1976)
  8. The Grudge (2004)
  9. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
  10. My Bloody Valentine (2009 remake)
  11. The Pact (2012)
  12. The Gallows (2015)
  13. The Evil Dead (1981)
  14. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
  15. Insidious (2012) / Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)
  16. The Conjuring (2013) / The Conjuring 2 (2016)
  17. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
  18. The Possession (2012)
  19. Scream (1996)
  20. It Follows (2014)
  21. The Woman in Black (2012)
  22. The Hills Run Red (2009)
  23. Psycho (1960)
  24. Orphan (2009)
  25. The Loved Ones (2009)
  26. Funny Games (2007 remake)
  27. The Ring (2002)
  28. Would You Rather (2012)
  29. Housebound (2014)
  30. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
  31. Deliver Us from Evil (2014)
  32. We Are Still Here (2015)
  33. It (1990)
  34. The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
  35. The People Under the Stairs (1991)
  36. Misery (1990)
  37. The Collection (2012)
  38. House at the End of the Street (2012)
  39. The Seasoning House (2012)
  40. The House of the Devil (2009)
  41. Maniac (2012)
  42. The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012)
  43. Hide and Seek (2005)
  44. 13 Sins (2014)
  45. Evidence (2013)
  46. Satan’s School for Girls (1973)
  47. Alien (1979)
  48. The Strangers (2008)
  49. The Exorcist (1973)
  50. The Babadook (2014)
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Homestuck was a really formative narrative for me. 

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Anyone who doesn’t agree it’s a homeric myth for the internet age is either misinformed or desperately clasping their ephemeral Internet Street Cred Points with hot, sweet tears of denial in their eyes. Unaware that those points are not redeemable in any physical or binary realm. 

A Hunger Games (Book 1) Timeline

Hi all!

About a month ago, I was inspired by an idea for creating a timeline for the HG books.   As a visual learner, I felt that something that anyone could reference easily for the details on when certain events happened.  So, I began going through the book, and what follows is a timeline based on the first book (page references are from the paperback edition).

My thanks to the always wonderful @mtk4fun and @norbertsmom for looking over and helping me correct mistakes and improve the details.  You both are the best!

So, here it is…

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anonymous asked:

Can you do 12,13,37 on the Drabble challenge list with Jason

Yay! Jaybird! And these are adorable requests!

12: “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
13: “I lost our baby.”
37: “Welcome to fatherhood.”

[B/g/n] - Baby Girl Name
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You walked into your apartment after having met Babs, Cass, & Steph for lunch. They wanted to have an adult girls day, so, you left Jason in charge of your daughter. When you were walking out the door he was grinning while holding the smiling girl as she cooed.

When you came back you were expecting to be greeted by the sight from when you left. But instead when you walked in Jason rushed to the end of the hall, leaning against the wall trying to look casual. “Oh hey babe, how was lunch?”

You looked at him, sensing something was off. “It was good.” Walking up to him and pecking his lips. When moving to go by him, he immediately blocked your path. “Jason?”

“What’s the hurry? How were Babs, Steph, and Cass?” he asked, still blocking your way. “They’re good” Peeking over his shoulder, “Jason, where’s [B/g/n]?”

“Uh, napping. You know we’re almost out of diapers, maybe you should go get more” He turned you around by your shoulders and began leading you to the door. “Whoa whoa, hold on” saying while turning to face him, “Jay what’s going on?”

He sighed nervously, “I may have, kind of, I lost our baby.

“YOU WHAT?!”

“Well not ‘lost,’ she’s somewhere in the apartment.” He said while walking into the living room with you. “But I’ve looked everywhere!” Jason yelled frustrated, watching as you walked to the center of the room and started laughing.

“What? What’s funny?” “Jason, she’s hiding behind the sofa.” Answering while pointing to where you see her feet. Walking over, you pick up [B/g/n] as she giggles. Jason sighs in relief and rushes over to you, planting a kiss on her head.

“Man the minute you learn to crawl and you become a menace” Joking while bouncing her in your arms. “Daddy’s little menace, that’d be a good onesie” Jason laughs while keeping his arms wrapped around you. You both laugh as the little girl yawns before snuggling further into your arms.

Jason follows as you go to placer her in the crib in the nursery. Wrapping his arms around your waist while watching her sleep. “She gave me a scare today.” Turning in his arms you wrap your arms around his neck, “Welcome to fatherhood” smiling before getting on your tiptoes to kiss him.

800 Milestone Drabbles - CLOSED

“Lots of people want to be invisible. Maybe they even think they can pretend to be. But someone always sees.”

“But you can’t get away from yourself. You can’t decide not to see yourself anymore. You can’t decide to turn off the noise in your head.”

Man, I love Steven Universe but if it ends at season 5, there are still A LOT of questions that need answering…

In light of this I’ve compiled a master list of all the questions I still have:

1. I wonder why the gems have a bunch of time mechanisms in a spire.

2. Wtf is a sky beetle?

3. Where are the rest of Rose’s lions?

4. Why were they in a desert when lions can’t even survive in extreme desert conditions?

5. What is half of the shit in Lion’s mane

6. Why are we still not sure if Onion is 100% human?

7. What is half the stuff that was left over on earth?

8. What was Pink Diamond like?

9. Did Rose actually kill Pink with no conspiracy behind it?

10. Who the fuck is White Diamond?

11. What is Lion?

12. What is Greg still hiding from Steven?

13. What are the Crystal Gems still hiding from Steven?

14. Can Jasper be helped?

15. They ever going to let Bismuth out?

16. Why did Rose hide Bismuth in the first place? I want confirmation not speculation.

17. Are the Rubies ever going to come back from space?

18. What is homeworld like on a day to day basis?

19. Are we ever going to see the Famethysts again?

20. Why the fuck did half of the things happen in the first season?

21. What is Rose’s issue?

22. What was the war like?

23. What is homeworld’s history?

24. How old are the diamonds?

25. Other Fusions?

26. How is it that Rose was only able to save three people (including herself) when it is evident that her shield can protect more than three?

27. How did she even save them? 

28. What is corruption bomb?

29. Is Peridot ever going to fuse like fucking ever?
30. Is Lapis ever going to fully chill out?

31. Who were the corrupted gems?

32. Is Frybo still around??? (I feel like I’m missing something there. Update: Yeah he’s gone I was just misremembering that episode. I thought he was still salvageable.)

33. Did Mr. Smiley ever get another lawsuit?


I’m sure there’s more, feel free to add onto with questions you have.  

Prompts!

Decided to do some promts while writing a Finn Balor imagine and getting old ships done. ^_^ Pick a prompt (or prompts if you like) and send it to me with a person of your choosing from below and I’ll write a short little imagine about them using that prompt :3

(Putting the promts under read more because it’s a long list)

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Harry's Trauma

(Ok, a bit saucy towards the end, you have been warned!)

Tom decides to spice up life on Voyager with a series of games for the crew to take part in. He suggests it during a particularly arduous staff meeting, once Tuvok finally stops yapping on about security or some other such nonsense. They are in a quiet area of space and the whole crew are bored. There’s only so many times you can run a diagnostic.

Interestingly, the Captain agrees with his ideas and quickly quietens Tuvok’s concerns. She says it will lighten the mood and improve morale.

Tom literally beams with barely contained giddiness.

His first game suggestion is, “The floor is lava.”

Quite simple in rules, basically at any point anyone can address another person, tell them the floor is lava and that person has 5 seconds to get their whole body off the ground.

Everyone (except Tuvok) joins in and much hilarity ensues.

Tom actually has to lie down after approaching Chakotay, whispering the words, and watching as the great bulk of a man dances about frantically looking for somewhere high, before launching himself onto the top of Neelix’s work surface, knocking over a large pot of Leola root stew in the process.

Harry plays dirty on the bridge and the whole bridge crew fall about in hysterics as Harry addresses Tom with the words and watches as he frantically clambers onto his own workstation, the controls beeping furiously at him in protest.

Chakotay manages to catch out B'Elanna, addressing her during a routine engineering meeting. B'Elanna is forced to leap up onto the railings surrounding the warp core whilst the rest of her team howl with laughter.

The Captain, however, pulls the best one yet, at the end of the senior staff meeting, she addresses them all with the words and laughs hysterically as everyone, (except Tuvok), dance about, eyes wild, shrieking until they all find a space. Chakotay is stood on her chair. B'Elanna is on the table, Harry is dangling from a service hatch above his head and Tom is curled onto the surface of the replicator.

The game continues in a similar fashion. Tom hears Chakotay caught the Captain out, forcing her to admit defeat when she failed to find a space off the ground in the allocated 5 seconds. He hears, she launched herself into a Jeffries Tube and gave the 2 crewman working there the fright of their lives.

Even the Doctor takes part. He launches himself onto a Biobed, hypospray in hand when Kes whispers the words to him. He huffs afterwards that lava really would not affect him but secretly he enjoys being part of the game.

Tom decides to introduce a new game. Hide and Seek. This time the Captain and Chakotay decide not to take part this time, explaining they are running behind on some essential reports. The Captain, however, makes Tuvok take part this time, ordering it a good way for him to bond with the crew. She also stipulates that the crew must not use tricorders to hunt others down, and for the duration of the game, internal sensors will be offline, so nobody can cheat. She looks pointedly at Tom at that point. She then adds a final clause. No hiding on deck 13. She reasons that there is too much technical equipment on that deck that could cause injury.

Tom sets aside a time for everyone to take part. He puts himself as chief seeker and the rest of the crew spread out to hide.

Harry thinks he has the perfect place. He squashes himself inside a service hatch right above the emergency control room on deck 13. He reasons that the hatch is technically on deck 12 and therefore he’s not breaking any rules. He smiles to himself, he thinks he’s been spending too much time with Tom if he can so blatantly bend the rules. He settles down for a long wait.

He’s busy humming a song to himself, when he hears the doors to the emergency control room open and voices float upwards. There’s no mistaking the throaty voice of the Captain and the softer tone of Commander Chakotay. He holds himself dead still, straining to hear.

“In here, they’ll not find us,” Janeway says.

They must have decided to take part after all? But, she said no hiding on that deck?

“A clever ploy, Kathryn, banning them from this deck!” Chakotay chuckles.

“Well, I fancied a bit of adventure. We’ve exhausted everywhere else!” Janeway’s response is filled with humour.

In his hiding place, Harry frowns.

“Know what I fancy?” Chakotay murmurs.

Janeway’s throaty laugh floats up to Harry’s ears. “A little game of Hide and Seek?”

“I know what I intend to hide and where,” Chakotay suggestively replies.

Harry’s eyes boggle in his head.

“Oh, yes…” Janeway practically growls. “I intend to hide it well!”

Harry wonders whether he should risk a look or maybe make his presence known. He has a feeling he’s parry to something more than ship reports. He’s about to lean towards the hatch opening, when the sound of lips meeting assaults his ears, followed by groans and moans.

Harry slumps back stunned. He hears his captain groan the name of her first officer and the sound of clothing being tugged and pulled.

He squeezes his eyes shut (though his inner thoughts reason that is not going to help) and curls up into a ball.

He hears a growl, followed by a saucy laugh, which quickly turns into a definitely aroused moan. He sticks his fingers in his ears, but it doesn’t stop him hearing Janeway make a very intimate command.

He tries to take his mind off what is happening right below him. His mind offers the suggestion it’s like hearing your parents have sex and feels nausea bubble in his stomach.

The sound of flesh slapping against flesh bleeds into his ears and he stuffs his fingers in harder, wincing at the discomfort.

He starts trying to think of other things. Nice things. The sea. Music. Ice cream. Sex….argh!

He starts running through all the technical details of Voyager, speed, weight, area…..size, Chakotay’s size, which is obviously pretty good considering Janeway’s appreciative words that continue to assault poor Harry.

He thinks of home, his family, his mum, his mum having sex….argh!

Another growl enters the hatch and Harry swallows an anguished cry as he hears his captain whimper with undiluted pleasure.

He’s horrified to find himself being ever so slightly turned on. He curses Tom Paris and pulls his arms up over his head.

How long can this torture go on for?

He has to concede in the treacherous depths of his brain, that Chakotay has some serious stamina, he’s literally going hard at it down there….he makes a silent plea to any deity listening to make it end quickly.

The rhythmic thumping and frantic groans reach a crescendo and Harry finds himself disappearing inside himself where he is safe and he can’t be harmed by the trauma he is enduring. He’s 8 again, hiding under the covers of his vintage Buzz Lightyear bedding in the hope that the monsters in his wardrobe won’t get him.

Even the sound of his command team coming apart below him can’t hurt him now. No, he’s safe here inside his head. Safe.

Harry loses track of time. He doesn’t hear his commanding officers laughing softly as they gather to their clothes. He doesn’t hear them leave. He lays there in the silence of his head.

The next thing he knows is a hand on his arm, he leaps away in fright and sees the shocked look on Tom Paris’ face.

“Hey, you won, Harry!” Tom says.

“Leave me alone! Don’t touch me!” Harry cries.

“Dude! You won! What’s wrong?” Tom asks, concern flooding his features.

“Keep your tokens! I don’t want them!” Harry cries, scrambling out of the hatch. “I don’t want to ever remember this game! Ever! Never speak of it again!”

Tom watches his friend leave. There could only be one thing that would send his friend into such a frenzy. He grins and calls out,

“OK, who did you hear having sex?”