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“He’s the type of man who would treat you like a queen.”

This looks like the beginning of a music video

Kneel Laufeyson By Loki

Featuring the number one hit: You’re not my dad”

Bonus track: I do what I want“

My Loki references make my family insane
  • Mom: Honey, you asked me to buy that cereal, now eat it!
  • Me: I never wanted the cereal. All I ever wanted, was to be his equal! *points at brother*
  • Mom: You are your brother's equal-
  • Me: He's not my brother! He never was!
  • Mom: Alright then, you're adopted! Just enough with the Loki references-
  • Me: Does this mean I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up, here until you might have use of me?
  • Mom: Seriously, enough-
  • Me: TELL MEEEEE
  • Mom: Enough! This is insane!
  • Me: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT?
  • Mom: Just eat your cereal-
  • Me: I DO WHAT I WANT *dramatic hair flip* *walks to brother* The burden of the cereal has fallen to you now. Farewell.