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missmeganrachel  asked:

You have a lot to answer for missy!! Today I decided to watch Assassins Creed purely to perv on Fassy....but no I'm sitting here rewinding because Jeremy bloody Irons is in it and I'm suddenly attracted him!! Why do you do this to me?!

What do you mean suddenly attracted to Jeremy Irons?

OH YOU SHOULD’VE SUCCUMBED AT THIS POINT.

Fine… no one can survive this.

A guide to fall helplessly fall in love with Jeremy Irons.

Let me show you something. So he was on the Martha Stewart show like 7 years ago, and he was just… OMG.

In this video, you get playful Jeremy, Sassy Jeremy, “I need my glasses” Jeremy, “I help mum in the kitchen and need approval” Jeremy… i could go on but he’s just delightful.

I will guide you through this:

PART I:

2:03 “My bedroom” (The whole castle talk really)
3:35 Playful sassy Jeremy lying about dragons
4:10 “My wife”. RUDE. Ahahaha!
4:22 BIG MOUTH.
4:44 “MMM!”
5:03 “Can i have one?”
5:35 “I’m a cook”
5:47 THE CUTE SPOON OMG.
5:52 MISBEHAVING
6:15 Reminder… I AM A COOK
6:47 “I LOVE THE MACHINERY!”
7:26 “Do you want me to whisk this?” (Honestly by this part, you should already be in love)
8:00 Looking for approval. All “Is this perfect, darling? should i whisk again?”
8:32 HE MAKES DESSERT
8:37 CLOSENESS
8:44 “DO YOU WANT ME TO WASH UP?”
9:05 “Have you seen ‘Damage’. THAT WAS NAUGHTY WASN’T IT?”
9:15 EATING

PART II (THIS AIN’T OVAH!)

0:05 FLIRT
0:35 SASS
1:27 Cutting technique
1:43 MORE SASS
2:12 CHILD!
2:30 NAUGHTY LITTE SAUSAGE!
3:25 Cookie biting à la Hiddles
4:14 1800s GENTLEMAN/SHAMELESS
4:30 FITTING WHOLE COOKIE INTO MOUTH

I have to make gifs of this tbh… it’s just lovely. I can’t. I love him.

GOOD LUCK!

~A.Wölf.

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Actual footage of me doing maths

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February 9, 1981

Happy 36th Birthday precious snowflake !