In the not too distant future
Next Wednesday A.D.
There was a mayor named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked for the town of Beach City
A little coastal place with some history
He did a good job cleaning up the place
BUT THE GEMS DIDN’T LIKE’EM SO THEY SHOT’EM INTO SPACE
“We’ll send him cheesy movies!”
“The worst we can find!”
“He’ll have to sit and watch them all, and I’ll monitor his mind.”
Now keep in mind; Joel can’t control where the movies begin or end
He used up all that energy
TO BEAM UP HIS SON AND FRIENDS
COOL KID ROLL CALL
If you’re wondering why the gems did this
And other canon facts
Keep in mind; they’re just fanfics
You should really just RELAX!
FOR BEACH CITY SCIENCE THEATER 4000!
Art by everyone’s favorite cyclops, @hickory-tickory-tock