hickory tickory tock

In the not too distant future

Next Wednesday A.D.

There was a mayor named Joel

Not too different from you or me

He worked for the town of Beach City

A little coastal place with some history

He did a good job cleaning up the place

BUT THE GEMS DIDN’T LIKE’EM SO THEY SHOT’EM INTO SPACE

“We’ll send him cheesy movies!”

“The worst we can find!”

“He’ll have to sit and watch them all, and I’ll monitor his mind.”

Now keep in mind; Joel can’t control where the movies begin or end

He used up all that energy

TO BEAM UP HIS SON AND FRIENDS

COOL KID ROLL CALL

SOUR

JENNY

BUCK DEWEY

LAAAAAARS!

If you’re wondering why the gems did this

And other canon facts

Keep in mind; they’re just fanfics

You should really just RELAX!

FOR BEACH CITY SCIENCE THEATER 4000!



Art by everyone’s favorite cyclops, @hickory-tickory-tock

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