hibari!

  • Hibari: Once when I was a kid, I told my mother it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school.
  • Hibari: But my mother's not an idiot, so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers.
  • Hibari: So I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory.
  • Tsuna: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone.
  • Hibari: Go big or go home.
  • Reborn, in front of a broken coffee maker: Who broke it?
  • All the Vongola kids:
  • Reborn: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Yamamoto: ... I did. I broke it —
  • Reborn: No, no you didn’t. Ryohei?
  • Ryohei: Don't look at me... look at Octopus Head.
  • Gokudera: What? I didn't break it.
  • Ryohei: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Gokudera: Because it's sitting right in front of us... and it's BROKEN.
  • Ryohei: Suspicious.
  • Gokudera: No, it's not!
  • Lambo: If it matters, probably not, but I-Pin was the last one to use it...
  • I-Pin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Lambo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • I-Pin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, LAMBO.
  • Tsuna: Guys, no, let's not fight. I broke it, Reborn, let me pay for it.
  • Reborn: NO. Who broke it?
  • Gokudera: ... Reborn-san? Hibari's been awfully quiet —
  • Hibari: Really.
  • Gokudera: Yeah, REALLY.
  • Tsuna: OH, MY GOD —
  • *later, as everyone's fighting*
  • Reborn: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I shot it with my gun.
  • Reborn: I predict in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Reborn: ... good. It was getting a little chummy around here.