So… Harry gets no shit for wearing, frankly, ridiculous boots, and sheer fucking shirts showing off his multiple nipples, and Louis can fucking tuck his sweatpants into his socks and Liam wears a BABY BLUE SUIT to that Gatsby ball and Niall cant even wear a hat without getting shit. Nah. You wear that hat Niall. Wear it on tour. Wear it in interviews. Get matching trousers.

last night i dreamed that zayn and i sat alone together on a couch in someone’s basement and i helped him assemble a rocking chair (it came in parts in a flat box, like from ikea) for his mum while we talked

swear to god it was one of the gentlest most relaxing most romantic things i have ever imagined, never mind done in real life

what is this boy at all

anonymous asked:

Yikes! Someone asked Stephen Hawking his opinion on Zayn's departure from One Direction and now some people think he only knows about Zayn and not the other members. Not only does Stephen Hawking know about Harry, but they actually hung out at a party with their mutual friends lol. Harry knows everyone and everyone knows Harry!

Okay, hehe:) 

Is Zayn okay? Is he eating? Is he taking his vitamins? Is naughty boy packing his lunch and cutting off the crusts? Is Zayn looking both ways before crossing the street? Is Zayn washing his hands? Are his sleep patterns regular? IS ZAYN OKAY I JUST WANT TO KNOW

anonymous asked:

Hi, you're one of the few Ziam blogs who seems to firmly believe that Zayneva was fake. I totally believe in Ziam and that Zerrie and Zayn/Rebecca were fake relationships, but I've only entered the fandom in the last year, so wasn't around during the x-factor years, and I've never been able to find much info on Zayn and Geneva and what made it look like a fake relationship. Any chance you could help a girl out?

I actually think Zaneva was probably real.  The popular opinion seems to be that it was.

I have seen few substantial arguments made for Zaneva being real or fake, simply because we saw so little of them.  I have noticed that those who think Zaneva was real think it was probably a fling and not serious.  Zayn and Geneva weren’t legit famous, let alone signed to a record company or a management team yet, so to my mind there was not much reason to stage a relationship between them.

They broke up shortly after The X Factor, and Zayn was immediately set up for Zabecca.  Articles quoted Geneva as saying Zayn left her for Rebecca, which was fake because Zabecca was fake.  Whether she really said that or M!M had media make it up, it was weird that Geneva was hedged into the Zabecca plotline.

For those who think it was fake, the question is, why stage it?  For ratings?  For mutual PR for potential future clients?  Did the X Factor producers even have that power?  Honestly, I have no definite answer.  Anyone care to chime in?


im choking


Liam Payne and the Condom 



I want to thank god for allowing me to be able to do what my dreams were. i’d like to thank my mum and dad for making me asian and allowing me to have some sort of an effect on the asian community, it’s a massive honour.i’d also like to take this moment to thank four of the best guys that i ever met, whilst being in the band and doing all the amazing things that i did, some of the things that we did will stay with me for the rest of my life and i thank you for that. and, yeah, here’s to the future. thank you very much for everything tonight.  -Zayn Malik