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“Hunk, he knows my name. Shiro knows my name!”

“Pretty sure that’s because he saw you start a food fight in the mess hall with Keith and he stopped you two before you could drag other people in it. You both got detention for that, remember?”

or: Lance have been pining after his hero for quite a while now and is having a hard time keeping his crush a secret especially after Shiro called him by his name for the first time.

you know it was a good pun if someone tries to kill you for making it

Comic N-50 “What a coot!”

Seeing fifty ducks fly off as the refrain hits on “death by glamour” is an experience I can’t explain with words.

OUAT is the Story of Henry Mills getting more Parents

Counting blood relations, legal bindings, significant others playing a protective role, and magical doublings. Not subtracting for deaths:

He’s living with his mother Regina, and brings home his mother Emma. Henry has 2 parents.

Neal shows up. Henry has 3 parents.

After Neverland and the missing year Hook starts looking out for Henry in Neal’s absence and gets closer with Emma. Robin and Regina get closer once they get their memories back and Robin is just I-guess-I-have-two-kids-now. Henry has 5 parents.

There’s a bit of a break.

Regina splits in two. Henry has 6 parents.

And now, Wish!Hook steps up to the task of watching over Henry Mills bringing the count up to 7.

If the Evil Queen and Wish!Robin ever got married then he has 8. Wish!Robin was not counted up to this point for having had no meaningful interactions with Henry in which he’s concerned for Henry’s well being.

Double Bonus:
He married Cinderella. He also has one Evil Step Mother in Law.

In total Henry Mills potentially has 9 parents.


i’m the one (teaser) - mxm

fanfic where Cas dies and come back repeatedly, everyone is tired, every time he dies people go “Oh, he died again lol” but one time he dies for real and Dean rolls his eyes and continues with life because he knows Cas will come back but he doesn’t, and he never did.

Resistance (m)

Word count: 4,973

Warning: Hoseok smut

“Three, two, one… go!”

Your feet push into the soft ground, making your body move forward.

“Until the milestone, girls!” Someone already catches up to you, which you can’t make up for anymore by quickening your pace. You stay behind, with burning lungs, exhaustion cutting through your legs - it’s only been mere seconds and you’re already giving up physically.

The only thing that keeps you going is the fact that everyone else is still far behind you, huffing just as loudly as you - everyone except for one person. This loss gets you furious, despite him having to be in front.

He just wants to bring you down.

“Faster, number two!” Hoseok shouts, turning around at a steady pace, simply to give you an unsatisfied glare. Not even running backwards holds him back from creating a bigger distance between you two.

That nickname he just loves to bring up.

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Yoshikage for my cat-loving friend

Childhood Friends Au

Yoongi groggily walks out of his bedroom heading straight for the fridge when he hears it.

Once. Twice.

It’s subtle, but it’s there. Whoever in their right fucking mind knocks at Min Yoongi’s door at midnight may never live to tell the tale.

“Who the fu-”


Yoongi could feel a harsh hammering inside his chest, and yet all he could hear is the sound that comes out of Jin’s mouth. Not the heavy downpour. Not the quiet honking in the distance. Not even his own breathing.

“I’m sorry for stopping by unannounced. I…” Jin wraps an arm around his completely drenched body to suppress a shiver, water dribbling down his face. “I left my phone back… back in Joonie’s place so.” He forces a strained smile which inevitably turns into a pained plea as he tries hard to swallow his tears that his words weaken to whispers. “I’m so sorry, but I have nowhere else to go and you were the only one that comes to mind.”

“You’re freezing,” Yoongi hears himself say as he takes a step forward, ignoring the icy raindrops that hit him mercilessly. He takes Jin’s hand, squeezing its color back. “Come here.” He pulls Jin inside his place, quietly closing the door behind them.

The table’s turned and Yoongi has no intentions of flipping it back because Kim fucking Namjoon is the biggest fool who doesn’t know how good he’s got it until all the good in his world is gone.

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