history meme(french edition) → 6 couples (1/6) Philip IV the Fair & Joan I of Navarre
Philip’s love for Joan was noted by many contemporaries who claimed that the king ’always wanted to be near his wife’. Joan had a gentle and sympathetic character; she gave Philip the affection that had so long been denied to him. They functioned very well as a personal and political partnership in many ways, and contemporary evidence appears to indicate that they had a close, harmonious and healthy personal relationship. The balance of power seems to have varied in each of their different roles: Joan was an active and overpopular consort, fulfilling all expectations in her roles of wife, mother, patroness and mistress of the court. (…) Only 37 at the time of her death in 1305, Philip never considered remarrying, though he could have gained considerable financial and political advantages through a second marriage.
–E. Woodacre, The Queens Regnant of Navarre: Succession, Politics, and Partnership, 1274-1512 // J. R. Strayer, The Reign of Philip the Fair.
‘I SAW BEAUTY AND THE BEAST TWO NIGHTS AGO AND I STILL CAN’T HELP GUSHING OVER HOW BEAUTIFUL THE MOVIE WAS
-i wanted to scream the moment i saw the castle in the beginning
-that prologue??? i like how they kept adam’s real face a mystery, as he was hidden behind the layers of make up.
-i was expecting that emma would have auto-tuned her voice because of the audio they had released months before the premiere, but boy did it surprise me.
-’belle’ was so nostalgic i had to refrain myself from singing along in the cinema.
-maurice wasn’t only an inventor, he was also an artist. and belle wasn’t only a bibliophile, she was also an inventor (witty belle, creating probably the first washing machine)
-emma’s grunt after the line ‘madame gaston, his little wife’
-philippe was loyal af, esp in the scene where maurice was almost trapped by the wolves and philippe had waited for him to jump. if you were to get a horse, pick one that is as loyal as philippe.
-i love how the beast couldnt care less if maurice had used his stuff, had eaten, had heated up by the fire, had trespassed in his castle but lost all his temper the moment maurice had cut a rose from his rose garden.
-im not sure if its me, or the village felt small and congested, i was hoping for a more field-like village, the one i got used to in the animated version.
-BE OUR GUEST, BE OUR GUEST AHHHHHH and was disney telling us that Aladdin will be the next film to have a live action movie???
-adam’s ‘are-you-fucking-kidding-me’ eye roll at the mention of romeo and juliet being belle’s favorite book.
-’i had an expensive education’ OH YEAH I THINK THE CREATORS OF THE ANIMATED FILM HAD FORGOTTEN THAT HE WAS A PRINCE AND SHOULD HAVE HAD EXPENSIVE EDUCATION (OR AT LEAST HE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO READ)
-’some of them in greek’. ADAM IS A BIBLIOPHILE AND HE GAVE BELLE THE LIBRARY !!!!!!
-belle’s laughter adam gave her the library.
-my poor baby lefou
-i ship gafou im sorry
-ewan mcgregor’s french accent is en pointe???
-AUDRA MCDONALD, JOSH GAD AND HARRIET JONES (SHE PLAYED ADAM’S MOTHER) !!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS CAST
-i love how adam still dresses like a prince even in his beast form, ummm that waistcoat in something there and the scene where they had walked into the bridge was fine man.
-that paris scene, thank you so much for giving us so much more than the animated film has given. also, prince adam’s back story about how he has grown to be a spoiled prince. thank you, thankyou, disney.
-EMMA THOMPSON SINGING BATB HUHUHUHU AND THEM DANCING WAS THE MOST NOSTALGIC PART OF THE MOVIE I WANTED TO CRY SO BAD MY TWO SMOL CHILDREN
-gaston definitely wins asshole of the year, although i like how they put more depth into gaston’s character
-lmao when maurice talked to the driver as if nothing happened, that was hilarious.
-the cursed furniture wouldn’t have been hurt if they had stayed silent and dead, but they had fought to protect adam while he’s lamenting over his loss. his servants loved him albeit his attitude towards them.
-when gaston showed up with a gun, adam literally did nothing, and you can just see his heart breaking by looking into his eyes
-umm agathe? what are you doing? whose side are you on? is this kind of a test or something?
-how old is adam? why is his age not mentioned in the movie? i know he should have someone love him by the age of 21, as from the animated film, but they did not mention it? and why hadnt they mentioned his name???
-’come back, i love you’
-THE MOMENT ADAM TURNED AROUND OKAY DAM ADAM YOU A FINE PRINCE.
#thecakeseries in honour of my genius and wonderful anon who deserves the world, all credit goes to them bc they literally came up with all of this and they are amazing, thanks for talking to me and being the founder of this amazing thing yall better appreciate this post for them istg
disclaimer ive tasted like none of these cake i dunno what the fuck im talking about, dont take it serious, its not meant to be
aight so kloppo is banoffee
the banana fits w his bvb side
and the toffee is obvs lfc cus we get ourselves stuck in all sorts of dumb situations
im lookin at u defence
plus it matches his hair colour
emre can is toffeeee
“cus we all wanna get stuck him”- ancient proverb by anon the literal genius
thats it, thats the main reason
hes sweet and delicious as hell, i mean i dont actually kno but he looks it
who doesnt want a piece of emre can is the real question here
the cake is tan, he is tan, thicccc afff
EMRE CAN IS JUST A WALKING TOFFEE CAKE YALL
Sadio Mane as Black Forest
do u literally see any difference??? no, me either
both badass and sweet as hell
literally no one can resist
supermane is literally the cherry on top of this team and its so good
Ben as Chocolate Cupcake
tiny and smol, so good and hard to resist
full of all the good stuff
both actual babies too good for this world, too pure,
seeing ben play is like enjoying a chocolate cupcake its totally fitting
both babiessss just like a cupcake to an actual cake, and ben woodburn in the senior team
NATHANIEL CLYNE IS RAINBOW CAKE
THIS ONE IS MY FAVE GOODBYE
cus he my life and a sunshine and the brightest thing and he needs all the love
AND HES UNDERAPPRECIATED prolly like rainbow cake
rainbows are full of love, and im full of love for him, and he is perfection,
he needs more love
James Milner as Red Velvet (this all started cus of james milner, it is entirely his fault)
i literally see no difference between him and the cake
he was born to play in red, he looks the best in this colour
i find red velvet a lil bland which totes fits w the ‘boring james milner’ persona
plus some people love him some people dont, totally like red velvet
both very pretty to look at
Trent is Charlotte Cake
because HE IS TOO IS SMALL AND FILLED WITH AMAZING THINGS (im talking about talent)
He is also v pretty like the cake
if anyone deserves a good cake its trent, cus hes the best bean and we all love him
Momo as Ginger Spice
have u seen him play
this dude got something in his locker bruh and its full of spice and magic
i would die for this man, look at him hes an actual angel on earth,
the icing represents his beard,
ginger cake is warm and fluffy and good just like him,
Studge as Chocolate
SWEET AS HELL AND NAUGHTY AS SHIT
studge is cheeky just like when u eat chocolate cake and make sure no one sees
uve heard of cheeky nandos w the boys,now get ready for cheeky chocolate cake and a slice of daniel sturridge ;)
literally no one can be chocolate cake cus its studge and no matter what we will always love him
Couti is Chocolate Mousse (this happened before he fucked us over)
bc he’s tiny, delicious and makes everyone happy,
also high key magical and fluffy
smol but magical and everyones guilty pleasure,
everyone wants a piece of couti (ykno back before he stabbed us in the heart and make us all sick,
we had to much chocolate mousse and this is our punishment
good enough that to give us a heart attack
loris karius as angel cake
hes an actually looks like a fucking angel goodbye
like bobby, why isnt bobby angel cake idk
is angel cake as pretty as loris??? no it isnt
i would chose to eat loris over angel cake anyday who said that not me
im to distracted by that picture to even write a description bye
adz is strawberry
A TINY SMOL FLUFFBALL
PRETTY AS HELL
like we often forget about stawberry cake but when we have it we love it
a bit like adz not playing and then surprising us w his
turns again and his quick feet
if lallama was a fruit he would literally be a stawberry, so smollll
s/o to my anon, they came up w literally all the cakes, give them all the love