hi my game did a thing

So I commented on Jacksepticeye’s 5th video for Outlast 2, and I explained that he missed an important Document by the lake, titled, “Old Traveler”. Someone asked me to explain where it is so they could find it themselves, to which I gave a detailed explanation on where to find it and then wrote out the entire Document for those who wanted to see it immediately. I of course, added SPOILER WARNINGS.

So in his last video yesterday, he added an extra segment at the very end where he said he read a comment where someone explained that he’d missed an important Document, and proceeded to quote my explanation on how to get to said Document! He then went and found the Document!

  1. He reads his damn comments. Didn’t expect that.
  2. It threw more things into perspective for him and changed some of his opinions on the game.
  3. He read aloud it for everyone so now more people know about how Outlast 1 and Outlast 2 are connected.
  4. Did I Mention That He Fucking Read My Comment?! I’m Dead.

Yeah, it was a great day.

lzuchi  asked:

i actually love the small voice crack Mik makes when he says it'll be his win again at the ruins race, it's like he's holding back a cry he's that happy to see Sorey again

I do too.  I actually really like Ohsaka Ryota’s voice acting for Mikleo this entire episode, especially for all the Sorey/Mikleo moments because he really did do his best in giving emotion to all of Mikleo’s lines.  So I did like that part.

But I think overall the game epilogue was better - for one thing I was crying through it, here I was like, “Okay, well I like the tackle-spinny-hug” but it’s a far cry from, haha, flat out sobbing at the ending.

And I think that’s one of my problems with the anime’s ending is that they did cut out a lot of the character development and moments for both of them so the emotional pay-off of Sorey and Mikleo having a reunion at the end just isn’t there.  Like we get a sense from Mikleo’s side that he’s really broken up over this.  Sorey’s side … it’s hard to feel the emotional investment when he’s spent the entirety of S2 all but ignoring Mikleo on screen unless it’s convenient.

okay, the reason that I get mad and antsy about posts that are like “despite what tumblbllblblbllblblr says you can like people who are problematic :)” is that God, “problematic” is the most vague wimpy bullshit baby umbrella term in the entire world

if my friend says “he’s my problematic fav ^_^” i instantly get worried because “problematic” can mean literally ANYTHING from “said something mildly insenstive about a political issue” to “voices distaste about those gosh dang horrible Latinos coming to steal American jobs” to “sexually harassed and groped his underage fans.” what did he do? who cares! it’s insignificant enough to just shove under a single bland inoffensive word and never touch it again, i guess

you’re allowed to like famous people (or like, shows or video games or whatever) that have flaws, but you can’t just hide bad things under a single tidy little word so can absolve yourself of any guilt you get over supporting a guy who’s beaten his lover or who’s whined about how there’s no more racism in America.

stop cooing to yourself and your followers that it’s okay to like ~problematic~ things, we GET it,
nobody’s perfect, so let’s move past that. grow a fucking spine and say words like “sexist” or “bigoted” outloud. and not just in a watered down “yeah she said some bad things :(” kind of way, get MEAN about! “yeah i like her work a lot, but i hate all that bullshit racist stuff she says on her Twitter” you’re allowed to like something while being loud, vocal, and angry about how much you hate the bad parts. be mean, be unpleasant, but never just be the person who gives a pass to all the bullshit that assholes can get away with in this world just because you don’t want to feel bad for liking a tv show or celebrity

2032. “lets playing” is a major in several reputable universities across the country. markiplier is the head of the lets playing department at Yale. a student walks into his office. “sir,” she says, “a boy in my intro to battletoads class was making antisemitic comments towards me.” 

“and you’re telling on him?” he questions in his way too charismatic voice. 

“um,” she says, “yes?” 

“well” he says. he positions a camera light onto his face and presses record on his very expensive camera. “i really just think you’re showing a lack of respect by trying to bring down this man who did nothing but–”

meanwhile, in an apartment in SoHo, the beat letsplayer movement is in full swing. cassandra, a cigarette dangling from her lips, sighs. “my mom still thinks i’m insane for leaving NYU”

“she’s insane,” says donovan, “the letsplayer major there is total corporate bullfuckery. they only care about the numbers, man, and defending each other’s near impossible to escape racist jokes (why is that so prevalent wtf), not doing new and interesting things with video games.”

“whatever,” she says, “once my series where i play fallout new vegas while suspended 30 feet in the air on a trapeze drops, then i’ll break it into the mainstream. then she’ll see.”

they make love, both secretly pretending the other is nick robinson

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                                    Glory to Mankind.

My hand slipped—-but it was torn with what it wanted so it did two designs for him. NieR Automata has taken over my life and I weep for this game. I just had too design a thing for Prompto, but I definitely had a hard time trying to come up with something for his YorHa outfit more than the Resistance one! I like both though, y’all gotta stop me from creating AU’s for this man. It’s not healthy LOL 

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We f i g h t every night for s o m e t h i n g —
but when the sun sets, we’re both the same . (x)

Dating Zach Dempsey would include...

• Lots of basketball games, where’d you’d be on the side lines holding up a cheesy sign saying “# 7 on the field # 1 in my heart.”

• Him looking and winking just as he is about to make the game winning point!

 • He’d run to you after a game through the crowd, just to get his winning kiss. “y/n!” “Oh no Zach! Get your sweaty self away from me.” You said running through the stands. But he catches you in less than a minute and envelopes you in his arm. “Caught you.” He whispers “You’re an idiot.” You say with a smile “Yes, but I’m your idiot, so it’s okay.” He says right before he kisses you. 

 • Ice cream dates, he’d smile and watch you as you ate your ice cream. “What’re you doing?” You said with a giggle, “You’re so weird.” He rolled his eyes, “is it bad that I love my girlfriend so much I can’t help but stare at her beauty?” You held out your spoon. “Oh shush and let me eat my ice cream in peace.” He leaned over and ate it as you gasped! “Zachary! How dare you?!” He chucked and winked. “Maybe next time you’ll take my compliment, so I don’t have to take you ice cream.”

•Movies at the Crestmont, where you two would sit in the back and cuddle into him.

•cuddling non stop.

•lots and lots of kisses, on your forehead, nose, lips

• You always wear his letterman jacket and it’s huge on you because your boy is a giant. “You’re tiny.” “I AM NOT.” “Y/n you are so small.” “I am average height, you fricking giant.” “Gosh you’re feisty, and you look so cute in that.” “Can I keep it.?” “No.” “But Zach…”

•he’d surprise you from behind and always make an effort to walk you to your classes. “Zach you’re gonna be late for your class.” “But I have to walk with you to class..” “I’m a big girl I can walk by myself.” “Yes, I’d rather spend time with my girl, than be in class, unless that class is Bio.”

•you and his sister are best friends, and you guys are always whispering. And he loves how good you are with her.

•his mom loving you because unlike the rest of his friends, you’re such a good influence on him. She sees the way you two love each other and can’t wait to call you her daughter-in-law

•Zach gets jealous easily, especially when you laugh at Jeff’s jokes and hang out with him. He will give you the silent treatment until you make him realize he’s the only boy for you.

“Zach, I love you. No one else” “But Jeff..” “He’s a friend, one of my very good friends and you need to stop being jealous about small things. You know i’d never leave you.” “I-I’m sorry.” You kissed his forehead. “I love you okay? Don’t forget that.”

•you play video games with him, and sometimes he lets you win, just to see you smile and jump around. “OH MY GOD. I BEAT YOU.” Zach chuckled, “yes you did.” “I BEAT ZACH DEMPSEY AT COD.. HOW IN THE WORLD.” He scoops you up in his arms, “yes you did y/n, and I’ve got a prize for you.” He says as he kisses you!

•he’s super protective, especially after hearing Bryce’s tapes, and makes sure you’re never alone with him.

•He comes to you whenever he is sad, or upset about life. And the two of you cuddle and eat lots and lots of ice cream.

•You always make fun of how he’s allergic to strawberries. “It’s kinda sad, you know? You’ll never be able to bite into a juicy strawberry.” He rolled his eyes “yes y/n I’m so sorry that the small little fruit could possibly cause me to die.” “I’m just saying it’s a shame, they’re so good.” “God, you’re so mean.”

•He loves PDA when he’s drunk, but when he’s sober, he’d rather it be more personal, just between the two of you.

•He’s never fails to make you laugh, and cracks jokes just to see your eyes light up and to see your smile grow.

•When he gets drunk, all he’s does is think about you and tell you how much he loves you, and will not stop kissing you. “My girlfriend y/n, she’s such a babe. Like damn she’s the hottest girl in the school and she’s all mine. And have I told you I love her so much.” “Zach I’m right here.” “You’re really pretty you know that.” “Oh dear Zach, how much did you drink.”

• He’s always super embarrassed after hearing what he did while drunk, and you think he’s the absolute cutest.

• Zach is so fit, and loves the gym, and half the time you joke you’re dating him just for his abs. “God you’re hot.” He looked up at you. “Well that was random.” “Like I’m definitely dating you for your abs.” “Wow y/n so superficial” “Kidding I love every little thing about you.” “Oh sweet little y/n, nothing about me is little.” “ZACH!”

•Zach leaves the weirdest compliments in your compliment bag, and you keep them all to look at whenever you need to smile.

•Justin being like another brother to you and always jokes about how you have Zach wrapped around your finger.

•Justin and Zach are so close you always joke that he’s Zach’s boyfriend. “Hi I’m y/n and this is my boyfriend Zach and his boyfriend Justin.”

• He always tells you the cheesiest science jokes, because he’s a bio nerd. “Hey y/n, are you DNA helicase cause I’d like to unzip your genes.” “You’re an idiot”

•Zach dreaming about spending the rest of his life with you and growing old, because you’re everything and more he’d ever imagine in a girl.

So I was trying to describe All Might’s dading tenancies to a friend and I said
“Basically, he can’t get within 40 feet of a kid without adopting them”

And that just made me think, Toshinori’s real quirk, Dad For All. He just needed to be a suitable dading age for it to activate. Then I just started thinking about an UA wide psa like

WARNING: No student or faculty between the ages of 0 and 25 should reside within 10 meters of or make sustained direct eye contact with All Might. Failure to follow these guidelines will cause him to immediately assume a strong parental role in your life. Current victims of his quirk include:

Todoroki shouto: “He was in the room when I accidentally mentioned that I never really did anything fun with my dad. The next thing I knew, we were building a deck behind the dorms together. He still calls me sport.”

Ururaka Ochako: “I said that I really missed my parents the other day, then all the sudden we were at a baseball game. It’s not even baseball season! How did he-”

Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta: Frequently refer to All Might as ‘Dad-sensei’ None seem aware of or perturbed by this.

Midoriya Izuku: Instances too many to list

Heal Boners

Context: Happened in Warhammer 40k but I’ll translate into D&D terms as necessary to avoid confusion. Our sniper was badly wounded after a tough fight and my character, a biomancer, was the only other one with any healing ability.

Biomancer: “Hold still, I’m gonna try to heal that wound.”

Me: *rolls what is essentially a Nat 2 or so, healing more HP than the sniper even has*

DM: “You heal him so completely that he now has a boner.”

Biomancer: “Oh Gods why???” *becomes flustered and skedaddles the fuck outta there, questioning his sexuality*

Sniper: “Uhh… Thanks…?”

DM (OOC): “Are your characters gay for each other now?”

Both Players (OOC): “Maybe.”

Context: This happened after basically every fight for the rest of the game. The heal boners never happened to anyone other than the sniper. The biomancer did end up figuring out he was gay.

I’m just picturing professional baseball player Derek Hale getting heckled by a fan as he stands near third base.

Said fan is tall with mess brown hair and is wearing his hat backwards as he yells at Derek. Usually he just tunes it out, but this guy is cute and the way he waves his hands is kind of distracting.

It’s the top of the third and they’re already up by 5 runs so Derek allows himself to listen to the fan.

“Hale! Hale! I know you’re not a pitcher or a catcher but would you do either with me?”

Derek can feel his ears burning red and is very thankful that the fan can’t see it.

The next inning he hears, “Derek! You’re ass looks delightful in those pants.”

The game keeps going and the fan keeps yelling, he can’t even call it heckling, it’s more like the guy is hitting on him.

So the game ends and he’s signing some kids hats and taking pictures when he sees the guy standing a few rows back, a little smirk on his face when Derek catches his eye.

“Want an autograph?” Derek calls and he sees the guy step forward.

“Sure thing,” He said, holding out his hat. “Make it out to Stiles.”

“What’s a Stiles?”

“My name.”

Derek laughed and signed the hat, handing it back and grinning as Stiles saw the 7 digits on it, his eyes widening.

“That’s a phone number.”

“Yep.”

“I’ll call you then,” Stiles said, his eyes still wide.

And he did.

A few years later Stiles sat on the third baseline, hat backwards and a Hale jersey on. The game ended with a win for the Dodgers, Derek hitting a walk-off homer to win.

After the game he did his usual routine of signing autographs and then he walked over to Stiles, pulling him into a kiss for the whole world to see and then pulled out a ring.

Stiles obviously said yes and the proposal made the top ten plays on Sports Center, so did the walk off home run, but no one was talking about that.

Boyfriend Tag - Jeff Atkins

Request: Reader is a youtuber who is doing the boyfriend tag with her boyfriend, Jeff, when he decides to pop the question 

A/N: The reader is in BOLD || Jeff is in Italics || They were friends for 2 years and have been dating for the last 5, just for clarification.

“Hey guys, it’s (y/n) and today I’m doing the boyfriend tag with my boyfriend, Jeff!”

“I’m very nervous for this.” Jeff said, letting out a chuckle.

“You shouldn’t be, the questions are fairly simple. Okay, so I have a list of the questions on my phone. There’s 30 questions but we aren’t doing all of them. We’re only doing 17, since we’ve known each other since we were 17.”

“Alright, so you’re going to read a few and then I’ll read a few?”

“Yep! Besides some of them are for me and some of them are for you.”

“What’s the first question?”

“First question is…when and where did we meet?”

“Oh, that’s easy. We met the beginning freshman year in high school in biology class.” You smiled at the fact that he remembered. The last 7 years with him had been magical and scary, but you had never been happier with anyone else.

“Wow, I’m impressed you remembered the class. Nicely done.” Jeff smiled, looking down at his hands. You were lucky. “Okay, next one. When and where was our first kiss?”

“We had our first kiss after we won the championship game for baseball. I think it was the end of junior year.”

“I remember that day like it was yesterday. You hit the home run that made you guys win. You and two other guys scored.” You tell him, kissing him quickly. “Question three: When did you meet my parents?”

“I met your parents right after we started dating junior year. Your mom loved me and your dad talked to me about baseball.”

“I met your parents at the championship game actually. That’s when you told them we were dating.” You looked up into his crystal blue eyes, grinning at him. You considered yourself lucky that he survived his accident during his senior year, you never took anything for granted ever, but you really made sure to be grateful everyday. “Question number four: what is the first thing I do in the morning?”

“You roll away from the window and pull all the blankets with you.” You laugh, slapping his arm playfully. “But if we’re being serious, she usually gets out of bed and makes coffee.”

“When the alarm goes off, you groan and roll over. Once you actually get up, you make breakfast while I pour you coffee.”

“I don’t want to sound cocky, but I do make pretty good waffles.”

“That’s so true. They could be chocolate chip, banana, blueberry, and they all taste amazing!”

“Time for question number five. Who is my BFF?”  You couldn’t help to burst out into laughter. “What’s so funny?”

“You sounded like a girl.” Explaining it to him made you laugh even more.

“Okay, let me rephrase the question. Who is my best friend that isn’t you?”

“Probably Clay. He tutored you in high school, he helped you get me. I think you guys have a lot of history together. What about me?”

“I think Hannah. She was there for you the entire time I was in the hospital after my accident. She was there when I couldn’t be. I think that that’s an important quality in a friend.”

“Aw, Jeff you’re not supposed to make me cry.” He looked down at you as you looked up at him. His arm wrapped around you tightly, pulling you into his side before he gently kisses the top of your head. The questions continued for several minutes and consisted of very different questions like your favorite animal or his favorite food. Eventually you reached the 16th question. “Okay, question number sixteen. Complete this sentence: My girlfriend is __________”

“My girlfriend is…my everything.” You grab his hand and intertwine his fingers with yours.

“My boyfriend is…the one person who completely understands me.” Jeff looks down at your hand and squeezes it lightly.

“I’m making up the last question. I promise it’ll be a good one.”

“Go ahead, Atkins. I trust you.”

“Okay,” He stood up before getting on one knee, pulling the ring from his back pocket of his jeans. “My question is…will you marry me?”

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140 Bay Drive

Hey guys! Im back with a Key West inspired house. This is house is placed in Oasis Springs across from the Rio Verda house. It has 3 bedrooms, an office, 2 bathrooms and a formal dinning room. The living room may be a little on the small side but I think it had plenty of walking space, the kitchen is in the back with a door that connects to the backyard where a nice size pool, porch and yard is waiting. The house has plenty for room for people to come hang out and lounge around, plenty of seating if you are having a party. The two spare bedrooms, are decorated currently for a toddler and a teenage female (or boy depending on his taste lol) There is a LOT of CC in this and there are wall paints that I have not released but I put them in the download for you :) . You will need ALL the Expansion and Stuff Packs and Game Packs, Im pretty sure I used them all even some floors from the Spooky Stuff pack lol and I did use the new Bowling stuff pack as well, however if you dont have them all it will just replace the things with base game objects! So dont worry about it. Obviously feel free to redecorate the house this is just my style and I dont expect everyone to like it! Tag me if you like, if you use the house I would love to see how it ends up being used in your game! I hope you enjoy!!! (more photos of the house is also included in the download) 

You can also see pics:

HERE HERE HERE

Download! [Tray Files] 

PIXAR’S UP STARTER SENTENCES. 

  • ❝ Adventure is out there. ❞ 
  • ❝ What’s wrong? Can’t you talk? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, I don’t bite… ❞
  • ❝ You and me, we’re in a club now. ❞  
  • ❝ You have to swear you will not tell ANYONE. ❞
  • ❝ South America. It’s like America…but south. ❞
  • ❝ You know, you don’t talk very much…I like you! ❞
  • ❝ Take a bath, hippie. ❞
  • ❝ You don’t seem like a public menace to me. ❞
  • ❝ What are you doing out here? ❞
  • ❝ Please let me in. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t touch that! ❞
  • ❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞
  • ❝ Whew! I thought you were dead. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called: see who can be quiet the longest. ❞
  • ❝ I’m tiiiired. My knee hurts. My elbow hurts and I have to go the bathroom. ❞
  • ❝ But I didn’t have to go then! ❞
  • ❝ I don’t wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if you don’t hurry up the tigers will eat you. ❞
  • ❝ There’s no tigers in South America. Zoology. ❞
  • ❝ What is that thing?! ❞
  • ❝ No! Stop! That tickles! ❞ 
  • ❝ That doesn’t even rhyme. ❞
  • ❝ I see you back there. ❞ 
  • ❝ Go annoy someone else for a while. ❞ 
  • ❝ Uhhh…we’re not allowed to have dogs in my apartment. ❞
  • ❝ Did that dog just say ‘hi there’? ❞
  • ❝ I just met you and I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can we keep him/her? Please! Please! Please! ❞
  • ❝ Can I tell you a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, why don’t you get some sleep. ❞
  • ❝ What have I gotten myself into? ❞
  • ❝ We better get moving. ❞
  • ❝ You must be tired. Hungry? ❞
  • ❝ I like you temporarily. ❞
  • ❝ I do not like the cone of shame. ❞
  • ❝ Are you sure I’m not a bother? I’d hate to impose. ❞
  • ❝ You really must stay. I insist. ❞
  • ❝ We have so much to talk about. ❞
  • ❝ Give me your hand! ❞
  • ❝ This is great. I finally meet my childhood hero and he tries to kill us. ❞
  • ❝ It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. ❞ 
  • ❝ Run, [ name ], run! ❞
  • ❝ This is none of my concern. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t ask for any of this! ❞
  • ❝ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can I stay? ❞
  • ❝ I am your master. ❞
  • ❝ You are my master. ❞
  • ❝ Let me go! ❞
  • ❝ Scream all you want, [ name ], no one can hear you. ❞
  • ❝ Where are you going?! I’m not finished with you! ❞
  • ❝ I want to help. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want your help! …I want you safe. ❞
  • ❝ I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, [ name ]! You’re cheating! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe I need new glasses. ❞
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So I decided to see what would happen if I did indeed race Ardyn, Pass him, rear end him. Ya know, all the things he told you NOT to do while following him.


Learned there’s some Dialog hidden in there if you do break the road rules!


I must say, however: Ardyn Uses his turn signal .He is a rare creature in the driving world. Bless him.

Tastes Like Strawberry

Plot (Requested): Just some smut Draco x Reader.

Warnings: My first smut, sorry if it is bad. SMUT: Oral sex (female receiving), kind of public sex. Let me know if you guys want a part 2!

Word Count: 1.015.

Author’s Note: English is not my first language, so if there are mistakes I’m sorry. Message me and I’ll correct them. Also, thanks for almost 2K followers. You guys are making me really happy. My classes has just started, so I won’t be posting a lot. Sorry about that, but don’t give up on me!

Originally posted by tearswillalwaysfall

Originally posted by moan-s

The hallways were empty, what was quite useful for me and Draco. It was late, and we sneaked out our dormitories to hang out since none of us wanted to sleep. We ended up in the astronomy tower, the cold fresh air sending goosebumps up and down my spine.

“The sky is beautiful…” I said, looking up to the constellations.

“Not as much as you are.” Draco whispered in my ear and kissed my neck, hugging me from behind. I smiled at his silly complement and felt his arms pulling me more into him.

“That’s why you brought me here? So we could be alone and no one would listen if I screamed for help?” I asked, turning around to look in his Grey eyes.

“Believe me, Princess, if I was in intent to make you scream, it would be for more, not for help.”  He smiled sassy and kissed me. In that very moment it was like the whole world has vanished, and there was just the two of us, and I knew he felt that too. Being with Draco makes me feel good with myself and with life. I guess that’s what love means: to feel complete.

We were still kissing (who needs oxygen right?) when I heard an owl. I looked at the side of the tower’s balcony and saw Storm, my owl, with a package. I leaved Draco and walked to her, getting the small box from her hands and reading the note from my mom:

My dear, your idea for our garden worked. I’m sending the results. Miss you.

                                                                                                                              - Mom.

Curious, I opened the box to find it filled with strawberries, my favorite fruit of all. I smiled and felt Draco approaching me, trying to see what was it I had received. “I think I just found us something really good to do.” I said.

“Com’ sit here then.” He said, sitting in the ground and tapping his lap. I rolled my eyes and went to him. Although I would never confess, I loved when he was kinda bossy like that. It was just… Hot. There are not other words to describe it. I sat on his lap and got one of the strawberries from the box, handing it to him. When he went to grab it with his mouth I ate it. “Really Princess, you’re going to play this game with me?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I said, innocently and grabbed another fruit. This time, I actually did teased him, eating that thing in the most sexy and insinuating way I could. I don’t think that looked like I pictured, but Draco seemed quite turned on, so I didn’t mind at all. “I’m just eating.”

“I’m going to ‘just eat you’ out any of these days.” He said seriously enough for me to believe. I knew he was messing with me back, because his words affected me like no one’s else could, but I wouldn’t loose, not this time.

“I bet I taste better than this things…” I said, biting another strawberry.

“I bet on that too.” He said, using one of his arms to position me better on his lap. “Actually, I know you taste away much better then these.” He said, kissing my neck softly and running one of his hands through my leg, dangerously close to my pussy. “In fact, I wouldn’t mind tasting you right now.” With that I felt his hand slipping inside my pants. His fingers teased me and I moaned. “Merlin’s sake, Princess. I haven’t done anything and you’re already this wet?”

I knew he was smiling victorious, but I couldn’t care less.

“Draco… Please…”

Say it once more, Baby Girl. You know how much I love it when you beg.” He took the box of strawberries from my hand with his free one and putted it aside as he kept teasing me. I moaned again, and heard him laugh. “Just ask Princess. That’s all you have to do.” He whispered, biting my ear lobe.

“Fuck me.” I begged.

“As you wish, my love.” His fingers found my clit, pressing it gently and earning a loud moan from me. “Be quite, Princess, or you’re not winning anything.” I bit my lip, trying to focus on staying shut, but it was quite hard when Draco’s fingers slowly started bumping on me. I felt myself getting closer as his rhythm speeds up, and when I was at the age he took his hand off me, leaving me feeling empty.

“What the fuck Draco…”

“I said I wanted to taste you, darling. That’s exactly what I’m going to do. I just need a better place…” He held my waist and apparated us to an empty classroom. “This will do it.” He said, trowing me upon the table and laying me down.

“What if someone cough us?” I asked, nervous.

“Be quite and no one will.” He said, smiling as he knew he was going to make it really difficult for me. He positioned his self between my legs, pulled my pants off and started kissing my thighs, slowly coming up. “You smell good. Fuck, how’s that even possible?” He whispered for himself and got to my panties, sliding them down and taking them off me. I was starting to get impatience when I felt him kiss me gently, just to get rough right after, sucking on my clit. I had to bit my lip to the point of it almost bleeding so I could be kept shut. He smirked and inserted two fingers inside me, thrusting fast.

“Draco… Fuck… I’m going to…” I tried to not scream his name.

“Come for Daddy Princess.” That nickname was all I needed to cum hard. Draco licked me up and then helped me sitting on the table. I tried to catch my breath and he smiled, probably proud of the good job he has done. “As I said. Better then strawberry.”

I laughed. How could he go from such a Sex God to a jerk, I’d never understand. But Merlin’s sake, I loved it.

4

He’s starting to look more badass! I did a lot of experimenting with this model with the base and blood effects! The biggest thing I’m worried about is over doing it from the excitement of putting him together!

The last thing on my list is to add some saliva effects and probably put something in his open hand. Maybe a sculpted heart or a human skull, if I plan to try something crazy, maybe a magical effect. 

He Was Human

So we were playing a one-shot to learn how to play and we found ourselves trying to get into a wizards tower bc his apprentice turned him into a sheep. Heres a paraphrased version of what happened:
DM: “You approach the outhouse after killing the two wolves playing dice and out comes the biggest bear you have ever seen. He’s holding a newspaper and hasn’t spotted you.
Me(Rouge tiefling): “I roll to hit him with my sword!”
Mage: “I cast my attack from back here!”
DM: “The bear, heavily wounded starts to run away crying.”
Me: “I roll to hit him with an arrow!”
DM: “Your arrow strikes him through the throat and he dies slowly.”
We finish the one-shot and the DM looks at me.
DM: “You know that bear was running away. He was a human that the apprentice turned into a bear against his will. The wolves too. Why did you have to kill him?”
Me: “Isn’t the point of this game to kill and loot?”
Mage: “So mean :(”
Me: “At least I put him out of his misery since we all almost died fixing the sheep.”

Incorrect Shakespeare Quotes

Not brought to you by the eloquent playwright is a sentence meme in which history gets a bit of a rewrite. Feel free to change pronouns if necessary.

❝ The course of love screws everyone over at some point. ❞
❝ This above all: lie to everyone but yourself. ❞
❝ I will not only speak daggers to her, but use them as well. ❞
❝ 
How can one possibly desire too much of such a good thing? ❞
❝ I hate this place and would unwillingly lose my mind in it. ❞
❝ To hell with the bounds of modesty. ❞
❝ Some rise by sin, but all rise by pleasure. ❞
❝ We heard the cries at a godawful time. ❞
❝ A man can die a thousand times, but only once will his existence truly end. ❞
❝ The first thing we do, let’s grill the lawyers. ❞
❝ Fair is foul, and foul is neither everywhere nor nowhere. ❞
❝ The game has just begun. ❞
❝ My salad days, when I foolishly sacrificed the pleasure of juicy burgers. ❞
❝ Only a fool would wear their heart on their sleeve for the damned crows to peck at. ❞
❝ Love sought drives us mad, but giv'n unsought makes destroyers of us. ❞
❝ Men of few words tend to have few conversations. ❞
❝ Those words are roses planted in the garden of my heart. ❞
❝ From the tender embrace of life did she leave. ❞
❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞
❝ Though nothing is purely good or purely bad, that certainly doesn’t seem to stop us from considering things as such. ❞
❝ The lady has every right to protest, and would obviously be wise to keep doing so. ❞
❝ This is the very hell of love. ❞
❝ When sorrows come, they come in multiple bottles and glasses. ❞
❝ We’d be liars if we claimed to know better days. ❞
❝ The morons will pretend to be geniuses while the geniuses will inevitably shatter the illusion. ❞
❝ They say that youth and wisdom is the deadliest combination. ❞