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So my year so far is a success. I don’t care what else happens for the rest of it, the beginning was super successful. 

After Yuri On Ice ended, I realised I had friends who shared their names with the main characters, and as a result decided I needed to convince said friends to watch it despite the fact that neither of them have ever had any interest in anime in general. Uri is now almost at the end of the series but has said almost nothing, Viktor has watched two episodes and won’t shut up. So I decided to share some of what Viktor said because I for one find it hilarious (in order of when I remembered the exchanges)

  • “So Yuuri’s reaction to being told a naked, attractive foreigner who might be his idol, I think, was in the family steam bath naked, was to run to the steam bath to watch him be naked?”
  • Upon first seeing Yuri Plisetsky: “Oh my god, did you see him slink around that corner? That was so graceful! Like a cat! OR AN ASSASSIN!”
  • “Are we in Russia? We’re in Russia.”
    Later: “Is it the norm in…what the hell country are we in?”
  • “Everyone’s just yelling at Yuuri in public places.”
  • “They don’t need much to hide Viktor’s doodle, do they?”
  • “The ballerina teacher scares me. She’s too happy.”
  • About Yurio: “Ball of anger. Skating ball of anger. He’s a Skating Ball of Anger. On ice.”
  • Viktor: “So Yuri’s whole plan was to go to Japan and scream Viktor’s name? He knew he was at the Hatetsu Ninja House. Why didn’t he just go to the Hatetsu ninja house and go from there like ‘Where the fuck is Viktor?”
    Henry (Viktor’s friend): “Maybe he didn’t know where the Hatetsu ninja house is.”
    Viktor: “Then he should grab some random Japanese person and go from there like “Where the fuck is Hatetsu Ice Ninja House?!”
  • To the tune of the Carmen Sandiego theme: “Where in the world is Viktor Nikiforov?”
    And “Where in the world is Yuri Plisetsky’s parents?”
  • “This 15-year-old goes to Japan without telling anyone and the only one who cares is his skating coach.”
  • “Old man skating coach is going to have an aneurysm dealing with these…RUSSIAN PUNKS!” *Inane giggling*
  • “Hahaha, Russian punk…what a dumb nickname.”
  • “Viktor gave Yuuri the sexy music because he wants to bone him. And the 15-year-old got the other music because 15-year-olds doing sexy dancing? Ew, no.”
  • Viktor: “Why is Viktor naked?”
    Henry: “Because he’s in an onsen. You wouldn’t go to a public bath fully clothed.”
    Viktor: “…I might…”
  • Viktor: “Yuri is definitely the hangry type.”
    Me: “I dunno, I think he’s just angry.”
    Viktor: “Or maybe he was really hungry when he kicked that bathroom door.”
  • “Honestly, doesn’t he know how rude it is to interrupt someone when they’re having a bathroom cry?”
  • “Drop-kicking someone in the face is a national greeting in Russia.”
  • Viktor, about the triplets: “Oh god, what the fuck are those?”
    Me (being a hypocrite because I keep calling them gremlins): “Children.”
    Viktor: “…Ew, children. Children, ew.”
  • “Ew, people. Ew, press conference. Ew, Viktor Nikiforov.”
  • In a Batman voice (While physically shaking Henry): “WHERE IS VIKTOR NIKIFOROV? WHERE IS HE?!”
  • About Christophe, during the credits: “I have found best character.”
  • “Why is he eating victory food when he hasn’t victoried?”
  • About Georgi: “Who’s this guy standing like he’s the hottest man alive?”
    *Silence*
    “He’s probably the hottest man alive.”

Part 2 (since people requested it)

anonymous asked:

Hi Maddie, I'm new to the YOI fandom and I don't know how to attract people to my tumblr and get new friends, so I'm kind of lonely. I would want to get more involved and find new friends. Any advice?

Hi anon!!! Welcome to the fandom!!! :D :D :D

Ahhh I totally relate!! Back in the DW fandom I didn’t talk to many people and it was only due to writing / reading fics that I started talking to people in the YOI fandom.

For getting involved, I’d say attend events / comment on posts / read fic / make content (if you can)! A lot of times you can make a friend by just commenting on somebody’s post if you have something to add to it. The magnificence of fandom is that everybody has different opinions/thoughts to offer, so sharing your thoughts and bouncing them off of others is the best way to get involved (or at least I think so)!!!

As for finding new friends, honestly, I’d say just start hitting up blogs that you think look cool. In my experience, all the cool people in the YOI fandom are really chill and super easy to talk to! It’s best if you have something to talk about – maybe talk to them about content that they’ve made / something they reblogged & see where it goes from there? ;o

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anonymous asked:

hi yes what program are you talking about bc i would very much like some of that positivity

im actually currently doing a day program at a psych hospital,,, i go every weekday from 8:30 AM to 2:30 in the afternoon, lots of group therapy, consistent meets with a psychiatrist, one on one sessions,,, i’m going on my third week and it’s been extremely helpful and wonderful and i’m so glad that i’m in it

If Vlad dyed his hair black and shaved his beard, how young do you think he’d look? Because people associate grey hair with ‘old’ and that’s why people think he’s older than he actually is, but if he were to change his appearance he could potentially look at a lot younger.

Personally I like the silver fox look, but it’s something to think about.

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