What was your first kiss with Kyle like? c:
My first kiss with the Jew was absolutely perfect, my dude. Let me set the scene:
We were about fourteen, in that awkward stage. But I wasn’t because I was super cool for my age and really fucking mature and shit, you know. Anyway, we were chilling and being the cutest gays in all of the world, since Tweek and Craig are hella boring and are not nearly as goals as we are. So, we were just chilling in my backyard since I caught him stealing my shit, because Kyle needs my things in order to survive~ I then made him laugh since I am a guy, and he just looked great. I knew in that moment that he was who I wanted to be with and I cupped his cheek, making him look up into my eyes. I then smirked as he blushed and then gently kissed him. Kyle praised me for how much of a good kisser I am and all was well.
He was shaking the entire time, bumped noses with me, got his braces caught on my bottom lip, and cried.