HI-HO, Hi-HO....IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO!
Well, well, well….we have another Saturday of our weekly version of Red Carpet Snatch!! But wait, before we bask in the newfound happiness of the SM “It” couple, I do have a few red carpet etiquette questions before I look at Skippers newfound noteriety Shall we???
1- The Bafta’s. Now one could argue this was the debut date appearance of our “couple”, but I am baffled why there are still no red carpet pics of them anywhere. Anyone?? Oh that’s right, there are none. That “reveal” was more of a seat filler variety, and not really a date. My bad…I forgot about Sam’s face…..
2- New Years Eve. Well, I guess one could call the airport line an “industrial” red carpet of sorts. And, there were even FB paparazzi on hand to record the happy moment. And since the destination origins varied so greatly…Amsterdam, London, Zermat….oh wait, I forgot Sam wasn’t in London (forgive my slip up), I am still waiting of the vacay pics with such blissful moments.
3- Georgia, and the wedding among the peaches. I suppose the prom shot in front of the gazebo could qualify, but it was a little awkward. Guess the liquor had not started flowing enough to get cozy shots that alerted the world of the great new love born out of corporate travel!! But, I’ll bet the food was good! Probably plenty of shrimp on the buffet!
4- Hollywood. Land of dreams and schemes! Ahhh…the Piaget event. What lovely photos, and Sam has mastered that watch thing hasn’t he?!? Looks like a human arm chair…but that is not the point. Anyway, why no posing on the red carpet, and what a golden opportunity missed in front of the Kale backdrop?!? We would have come full circle from the grocery store to “Jungle Timex”! But, the pics we did see were at least professional images. If only Mr. Jackson looked a little happier with his stylings. I think he is used to dressing people with more “lengthy and pleasing ” proportions. And, not too sure he likes Kale. Plus, I found the whole affair rather icy…at least look happy, and Skipper did, so that is a plus!
So, to be fair for comparison purposes….
1-T2 premier. Another non-working event for Mr. Heughan. All I can say about that red carpet walk was thank goodness it was cold there. The couple on that one did everything but the nasty in front of the world to see. What were they thinking?? The ass-whistling (hell, I did it myself), the no room for Jesus poses, and that crotch hockey…OMG. There was enough heat to generate that entire premier, and even the reporters couldn’t write enough about it. Oh…and don’t forget jealous Sam….and of some random 16 year old to boot. But I don’t think we were supposed to see that…
So, I ask you….which of these is true? And, why is one of the folks involved in the new “it” couple of the century not sharing now that it is all in the SM world to see. Quite simple really. One is pimpimg…sorry, posing for money, and the other is posing for love. You pick the carpet….any carpet.
Shiptini’s on deck today. Now where can I find a good backdrop for some pics today? Ice sculptures anyone!! Love you shipstas!!😎😍