hi hello how u doin

anonymous asked:

hi sin mommies how u doin? how are your pets?

Hello my sweet child, ‘tis your sinful mother (Mod Rozalia). I am doing okay. I’m not sure about Mod Azusa though. But my sweet boy (tiger) has not been home for a solid fourteen days now. 


So he’s either found a new family or died :/ 


Maybe he’ll return to us. Once he just….left for like a month and came back and acted like nothing happened.


He has dark secrets.


What are they.

Omegle Fic!

You are now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Dippin’ Dots.

You: hi :)

Stranger: Hello.

You: how u doin?

Stranger: Fine, you?

You: Good!

You: so what’s up?

Stranger: Not much…takin a break from answering summons for a while. It gets annoying, y’know?

You: Ya…wait, summons? What do you mean?

Stranger: Summons. Demon summonings?

You: ur a demon??!! What???!!!!!????! 8OOOOO

Stranger: Yep. I’m actually Alcor the Dreambender, if you must know.

You: WHAT

You: NO WAY. I need proof.

Stranger: Okay, then. Your wish is my command, Zoey.

You: how the fuck do you know my name

Stranger: Your name is Zoey DeLarez. You are 16 years old and you live in West Beach, Virginia. You have two cats, named Peanut and Butter, and a puppy named Cup. Very creative, btw. You got a C in math, a B+ in language, and an A+ in Drama this year. You are single. You have blue eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. Your best friends’ names are Aria and Spencer. You are mentally dating Sebastian from Black Butler.

You: WTF????!???!?!!!!!!!!????!!!!?!?!?!??!??!!!!

You: NO FACKING WAY

You: I’M SO SCARED

Stranger: I didn’t mean to scare you, Zoey.

Stranger: Here. I left a present under your left pillow. Hope you’ll like it. Sorry.

You: what? Hold on.

You: …oh my god. Oh my god.

You: ALL SEASONS OF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS AND BLACK BUTLER

You: OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD

You: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU?!

Stranger: :)

Stranger: Oh. And there are Dippin’ Dots in your freezer. I can come over and help you eat ‘em if you want. I like PLL too ;3

You: THHHAAAANNNKKKK YOOOOUUUUU

You: I’LL GET THE POPCORN

Stranger: I’ll be there in a minute.

You: OH MY GOD

Stranger: Glad you like your gift :3

You have disconnected.