Classic Rock Fandom Problem #1359:
1. They’re all old
2. Some have sons but who wants the knockoff when the originals still alive.
3. Some are dead in this case we’ll prob settle for the knockoff or go for another band member who happens to conveniently be alive
4. They sin. We sin. Shit happens.
5. They can die any minute now and when we find out we’ll feel lifeless for a year or two…or forever who knows
6. We need help