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¡Ânte la gloria de Dios! ¡Ânte la gloria de Dios! Ah í voy yo! Christo.
Espãritu Santo, Espãritu Santo.
Ante la gloria de Dios! A pious man and his gal
They had a child Raised in the Bronx
In a place so wild and year after year
The girl has to hear The do’s, the don'ts
                                                                                                                                                                  - The Get Down (s01e02) dir. Ed Bianchi

Since the Golden Globes is tomorrow and one of the internet’s boyfriends Ryan Gosling is nominated for La La Land, I thought I’d do this lil’ post here on the lowkey cuteness of Baby Goose’s relationship with his lady of over five years, Eva Mendes.

This is mostly because folks like to pretend, 5+ years and two kids later, that his relationship is just a fling, or he’s been “trapped” and some go as far as to hope, yes, HOPE, that he will cheat on his gal with Emma Stone or Rachel McAdams or whomever. So since I don’t see this stopping Sunday night, I thought I’d give some love to Ryan’s actual lady love, whether she shows up with him or not, and just because I’m freaking bored.

1. Ryan basically insisted on Eva for the role of his ex in The Place Beyond the Pines, saying Eva, at the time a casual acquaintance and friend of his former co-star Kirsten Dunst, was underrated as an actress. Soon, he took her to Disney and it was on.

2. …he clearly was playing the long game, LOOK AT HIS FACE

Look at him, even when she wasn’t looking, boy was smitten 

3. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE AND THE SMILING

4. No, really, she’s little. Standing on a big step in heels and yet still small

5. Here’s Ellen getting Eva all blushing and giggling talking about Ryan

6. Ryan’s SNL shout out 

7. People trying to act like he’s not in a relationship? Ryan had an app for that

“I know that I’m with the person I’m supposed to be with,” he says, adding that the only quality he looks for in a woman is “that she’s Eva Mendes. There’s nothing else I’m looking for.”

8. Both dog lovers, Ryan wears Eva’s late dog’s tag on his neck at an event 

9. She also reps his dog on her instagram 

10. He gave her an emerald ring after the birth of their daughter Esmeralda. The Spanish word for emerald is…Esmeralda. 

11. This cute pic from idk where

12. And finally, Ryan on Eva and their kids:

“…it’s like a dream that I’m having right now. I’m dreaming it all. So I feel so lucky…There was nothing kind of premeditated about it, you know. It just suddenly was: My life had changed. And thank God it did.”

So yes, this was a mild celebration of this lowkey, cute, ridiculously attractive couple who doesn’t really deserve the hate they sometimes get (or she gets, who am I kidding).

Good luck at the Golden Globes, Gosling! You shouldn’t win but you will! (I LOVE him, but come on. You’re super talented and your family’s cute, though!)

Since the Oscars are on Sunday and one of the internet’s boyfriends Ryan Gosling is nominated (but won’t win), I thought I’d update this post here on the lowkey cuteness of Baby Goose’s relationship with his lady of over five six years, Eva Mendes.

As I said before, this is mostly because folks like to pretend, 5+ years and two kids later, that his relationship with Miss Eva is just a fling, or he’s been “trapped” and some go as far as to hope, yes, HOPE, that he will cheat on his gal with Emma Stone or Rachel McAdams or whomever. So since I don’t see this level of disrespect stopping Sunday night or ever, I thought I’d give some love to Ryan’s actual lady love, whether she shows up with him at the Oscars or not (PLEASE SHOW UP, EVA). They are actual low key couple goals.

1. Ryan basically insisted on Eva for the role of his ex in The Place Beyond the Pines, saying Eva, at the time a casual acquaintance/friend of several years and mutual friend of his former co-star Kirsten Dunst, was underrated as an actress. Soon, he took her to Disney and it was on. They both would later say it was one of the best experiences they had on a film.

2. …he clearly was playing the long game on that set, LOOK AT HIS FACE 

Look at him, even when she wasn’t looking, boy was smitten 

3. He took his shot with an admirable quickness

Real quick. And the rest was history.

4. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE AND THE SMILING

5. No, really, she’s little. Standing on a big step in heels and yet still small

THEY’RE CUTE, OKAY. YOU LOVE THIS KIND OF SHIT, TUMBLR.

6. AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT LOOKING

7. Here’s Ellen getting Eva all blushing and giggling talking about Ryan

Eva’s also hella adorable and hilarious on her own, but I digress.

8. Ryan’s SNL shout out 

9. People trying to act like he’s not in a relationship? Ryan had an app for that

“I know that I’m with the person I’m supposed to be with,” he says, adding that the only quality he looks for in a woman is “that she’s Eva Mendes. There’s nothing else I’m looking for.”

10.  Both dog lovers, Ryan wears Eva’s late dog’s tag on his neck at an event

She also reps his dog on her instagram 

11. They share the same sense of humor, and are both huge fans of Atlanta and Broad City (Eva follows the BC girls on insta, and Ryan would quote BC on twitter. Constantly).

12. Ryan on Eva and their kids:

“…it’s like a dream that I’m having right now. I’m dreaming it all. So I feel so lucky…There was nothing kind of premeditated about it, you know. It just suddenly was: My life had changed. And thank God it did.”

And this, as he continues to say a lot with so little

“It sounds so clichéd, but I never knew that life could be this fun and this great.”

Aaaaand

When I ask him if he gets lonely, he says: “Not any more.”

Why not? “Because I have a family.” That takes it away? “Mmm-hmm.” But you’ve felt loneliness before? “In my life? Yeah.” When? Why? “I think, before I had a family.”

Ryan also appears to be close with Eva’s sister Janet.

13. Eva wears his clothes.

14. He gave her an emerald ring after the birth of their daughter Esmeralda. The Spanish word for emerald is…Esmeralda.

Eva has also spoken of how they play a lot of Latin music in their home and their insistence on keeping Eva’s culture in their daughters’ lives.

15. Ryan has engaged in a turf war with his daughter against other kids over Eva and Esmeralda’s “honor:”

“Some kid has been erasing [Esmeralda’s] name and writing their name over it. So now I’m in a proper tagging battle. And this kid has access to an unfair amount of chalk. I’m trying to explain to my little girl that this is [unacceptable]. She doesn’t care. She’s like, ‘Well let’s just chalk anywhere else,’ and I’m like, ‘No, no. They’re disrespecting your mother. Because, she gave you this name and they’re erasing it.’ You’ve got to be careful when you’re trying to teach your kid what a reasonable amount of vengeance is.” 

He appears to be very protective of Eva in general, even defending her over a bad joke she made about sweatpants.

16. Ryan constantly gives Eva her due, even when she doesn’t like it:

[’On the making of his directorial debut Lost River] “She hates credit and she’ll even be mad that I’m giving her that credit. But she was very helpful in so many ways.”

And he shared how she was responsible for one of the best lines out of La La Land:

“’LA worships everything and values nothing.’ That was something my lady said to me one day and I thought it was so funny I asked her if I could put it in the movie. She was kidding, but it’s a funny thing to say… I loved when she said it, because it’s funny enough to have some truth to it, you know? But it’s obviously a joke, so it just seemed appropriate for the movie.”

17. This adorable pic, taken at Ryan’s childhood home in Canada:

18. Possible ring situation happening here? How private they are compared to other celebrities, we’ll never know!

19. He really loves his family:

Are you rich, I ask him, halfway through our interview.

“What do you mean?” Gosling asks.

I’m not sure the question needs elaboration, but OK: do you consider yourself rich? Do you feel rich?

He pauses. “I mean, I live with angels,” he says eventually. “So. You know.”

What do you mean, you “live with angels”?

“My daughters” (Gosling has two children, a two-year-old and a nine-month-old) “My girl.” (The actress Eva Mendes, Gosling’s partner, the mother of his children.) “I don’t need anything else.”

20. And, of course, Ryan’s Golden Globes speech, where he acknowledges Eva’s silent, hard work behind the scenes, and honors her late brother:

So that’s it for this long-ass, long-winded post! That’s the last time I’m doing something like this!

Good luck at the Oscars, Ryan, you won’t win but hopefully you’ll have a good night! And hopefully with Eva! Never break up, ya crazy kids!

Can you do a one shot of Sirius and his best gal pal sitting up late on his birthday with a map planning out all the places they can take his motor bike to this summer and just talking and being happy?


“This isn’t gonna work,” Sirius sighed softly. “I mean, there is honestly no way that the two of us are going to be able to make it back from Athens in time to be at Harry’s birthday.” 

You frown and lean over the map, trying to do the math in your head. 

“Well no. But that’s because you’re forgetting that we decided to skip the stop in Rome. We can leave a day early and stop down in Munich for the night. That way it can be two 15 hour rides and neither of us will pass out,’ You said, tracing the route with your finger. “Plus, we can grab Remus a good pair of lederhosen.” 

It was with a grin that Sirius nodded. “Yes, that would be great. After all, he ripped a hole through his last pair.” 

You laughed loudly and nodded, standing and picking up the empty beer bottles. 

“Do you think Harry would enjoy his own pair of lederhosen?” You called over your shoulder, heading to the kitchen. 

“How else would we get Remus to wear his pair?”


@ siriusly-notorious

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So I made a new art friend recently and we both found that we shared a passion for shipping characters together. SO what better way for us to kick things off then to ship a bunch of our OCs!

Most of mine however are usually tied to stories and other concepts/ideas so they’re not really the well that I dip into to sorta do this thing with. So I opted to create some new ones to pair up with his! The first one I sorta brainstormed was this easy-going Swiss-German guy named Rocco who I paired up with his snarky stoner Chinese gal Ju-Lee.  

They live together I imagine, and they do cute day-to-day stuff and then also smoke weed a lot (among other “adult” recreations). I dunno what Rocco does as a job yet but I imagine he co-owns some shop or small restaurant maybe? Just a tall hairy Swiss sausage dating a chubby Chinese dumpling. We’re both busy people, but more art will probably follow from him and me intermittently going forward. 

Rocco belongs to me, and Ju-Lee belongs to [Feathers-Ruffled] 

Sometimes It Just Makes Me So Happy To Know That I’ve Watched Ryan Sit Through Every Jumpscare Of A Creepy Game Completely Still And Unaffected But At One Point During The Gal*Gun Let’s Play An Anime Girl Popped Up In Front Of The Screen And He Fucking Screamed

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based on sully and sumia’s support in the harvest scramble (which was so gay, just go read it) 

sully finally accepted to take part to the beauty contest but only…. if sumia was with her 8D 

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST/EDIT/USE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

An Unlikely Trio

You (Kylo Ren’s new apprentice) have been captured by Resistance fighters (well, Finn and Rey). They handle you with caution, although you are not as dark as they had imagined. They plan to hand you over to the General, but little do they know that Kylo has already started pursuing them, determined to get back his student (who he may or may not have fallen in love with).

Pairing: Kylo Ren x Reader

Word Count: 1815

Warnings: violence, etc.

A/n: I have no idea what this is, but I loved writing it. Hope you all enjoy! 
P.S. I know that this is long but I’m just so obsessed with the idea of Kylo being like Anakin in the sense that he’d do anything for his gal. + I was itching to write something super light-hearted.


“Come on.” Rey muttered, pulling on your restraints.

“I don’t know why we’re even bothering keeping her alive.” Finn growled, giving you the side eye.

“She’s important. The general will want to keep her as a bargaining chip. Or maybe to set a trap for Kylo Ren.” Rey replied, trying to keep a clear mind. Luke had only just begun training her, but she had already started to take his lessons seriously.

“Wow, I’m truly flattered to hear that you think I’m so significant.” You teased.

“Shut up you First Order scum.” Finn spat, digging the barrel of his blaster into your back.

“Hey, there’s no reason we can’t be civil about this. Stop pointing your weapon at me.” You waved your hand swiftly, and an entranced Finn obeyed.

“Stop using your mind tricks on me!” He shouted.

“Only if you promise you’ll stop being so rough. I am a lady after all.”

“Fine.”

The three walked in silence for a while through the thick jungle of Onderon. Their ship had crashed some ways off from the Resistance outpost due to your attempts to escape the two. Now they were walking back through the deep jungle, hoping to not encounter any local wildlife.

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Sabine’s without a doubt the best flyer in the whole of Ravenclaw and loves to show of her skills to her dorky Gryffindor.

(Ezra also flies remarkably well, but he chooses to let his gal show of her stuff) 

20 Mins on the East Coast to Spare (Had to work D:).

Happy Valentines Day from the Natural Selection Crew. They love you and can’t wait to meet you all!