Gravity Falls Forever (TG AP Caption) [Fan-Fiction]
Herman Turk was a fan of Gravity Falls, but he was a little
more than just an avid fan. Some who knew Herman would go onto say he was
obsessed with the show. Of course, despite these comments, Herman still loved
the show regardless. It had such a vast universe of weird and unique characters
that combined with the mystery of the series just riled up Herman. It was as if
someone took Herman’s love of mystery and fantasy and blended into a delicious
smoothie just for him to drink.
series came to an end though, Herman found himself not knowing what to do now.
Without that show he had nothing to live for. For months, he spent his days
watching reruns of the episodes over and over until he could perfectly recite
each line from every episode. In the end, it just didn’t do him justice though.
his 13th birthday just around the corner, Herman’s parents wanted to
find a way to cheer him up. Researching the show a little they found that the
show was based off a small town in Oregon. They figured that perhaps this would
give him the closure he needed if he could visit the town where the show
originated from. They packed their bags and were off in the next two days.
spirits had been risen. He couldn’t keep himself still as they made their way
across the country. He was going to the town that Gravity Falls was based off! Now
Herman knew that the town wasn’t too like Gravity Falls; he had already
researched it a ton. Boring, Oregon was a small quaint town with everything you
would expect from the sort; cozy cabins, friendly folks, and all that jazz. Of
course, in the back of his head there was one article he came across one late
night that told rumors that an exact look-a-like of Stanford’s journal was
being passed around the town, although it said the journal at Boring was
cursed, and that it shouldn’t be opened if it was found.
made it to Boring around five o’clock at night. It was already getting darker
out due to it being later in the year, but this didn’t stop Herman from
scouting out the town while his parents unpacked the van. He traversed the
streets close to the cabin where they were staying to find an elderly couple
making their way back home presumably. Herman made his way over to the elders,
to see if they knew any information on the possible whereabouts of the journal.
but do you either of you know anything about a strange journal with a hand on
the cover?” Herman asked, as politely as he could.
elder couple looked at each other and back at Herman twice before they spoke.
man, are you looking for trouble?” the elder man said.
just really wanted to see if the rumors were true,” Herman said, once again
trying to contain himself.
you do boy, beware of that cursed journal,” the elder woman spoke. “It could
very well be the end of you.”
elder couple bid Herman farewell as they walked off down the road out of sight.
Herman was frustrated, but he wouldn’t let anyone get to him. He made his way
back to the cabin. The sun set, and the moon rose. Tonight, was a full moon, so
it was still bright enough outside for Herman to see. His parents had already
passed out for the night, the long drive had really done a number on them.
Herman was still eager to find the journal though.
out of the cabin Herman made his way out into the night, with only a flashlight
by his side he made his way back down the same road he had been down earlier
where he met the elderly couple. A cool breeze ran across the forest which
brought across the crisp sound of fall leaves dancing in the wind. Herman made
his way further down the road until the road broke off into different trails.
He had no clue which way he should go. He decided to fallen the direction of
the north star so he could find his way back just in case he got lost.
Making his way the middle trail the
forest around him grew thicker and thicker. Just when he thought he was about
to hit a dead end he came into a little opening where there was a creek. He
could see the reflection of the full moon in it which illuminated the area
around him. That’s when he saw a glimmer out of the corner of his eye. Herman
turned his head to see something shimmering on the ground near the creek. He
approached it with caution. He picked it up, and dusted it off. This was it! He
had found the journal. The six-fingered hand on the front already gave it away,
but Herman knew he would need to check the inside.
He stopped for a moment though as
he was about to open. He thought back to the elders’ warning. Should he really
open it? Hesitating for a moment he finally brought himself out of his train of
thought and clipped open the journal. Suddenly a strong wind picked up causing
the creek’s water to ripple. Leaves began to blow around until they became a
vortex that encircled Herman. The pages in the journal began to rapidly flip as
the book began to light up. Herman began to scream as the wind picked up even
As it became strong and stronger,
the wind began to push Herman towards the creek. He tried to hold himself in
place, but he was eventually shoved into the creek. The wind then abruptly cut
off. Herman was frightened as to what may happen next. A strange feeling came
across as his body began to feel almost like jelly as he struggled to stay
afloat in the water. He eventually fell down into the water taking a huge gulp
of it which caused him to gag.
Regaining posture, Herman began to
feel his body stretch out like a rubber band. He grew at least one… no… two
feet taller! This was mainly in his legs though, as his torso remained relatively
shorter. He could feel his arms stretch as well as they thinned out. Herman’s face and neck then began to reshape
as well. His neck became much thinner as his head bubbled out becoming a smooth
Herman could feel his face contort
and expand. His eyes bulged from their sockets they became twice as large
becoming as round as a tennis baller. His eyelashes grew out as well giving him
two dreamy eyes. Herman’s nose shrunk down by a ton, leaving behind a little
stub that sat right in between his two huge eyes. His mouth began to stretch
out as well, he could feel his teeth straighten out in his mouth. His lips then
went ahead to puff out as well just to make things even more awkward.
Looking down into the water, Herman
watched as his hair grew down past his shoulders becoming a smooth shade of
auburn, so smooth he couldn’t even see the outline of his hair’s strands. A few
freckles then popped onto his cheeks. Looking down into the water now, Herman
realized the awful truth. He was turning into Wendy Corduroy, a tom-boyish
teenage lumberjack that just so happened to be the main love interest of Dipper
Herman didn’t know how to react. He
had always thought Wendy was sexy, and wouldn’t mind getting to see her naked,
but not like this. He blushed as he could already feel the rest of his body
begin to turn as well.
His Adam’s apple quickly dissolved
which could only mean one thing for Herman. He urged himself to give a little
“yelp”, and what do you know he had the sassy cowgirl voice of Wendy. Hearing
this he quickly covered his mouth discovering his hands had shrunk down. Why
was this happening to him.
The water from the creek then began
to squeeze on Herman’s body as he felt his shoulders curve out. He lost his
posture again for a moment when the water pushed his back forward abruptly
causing his spine to curve inwards. Herman could feel his feel shrink down now
as well, rubbing them against the murky bottom of the creek. He braced himself
as what was to come next.
He couldn’t see it, but he could
feel it as his ass, hips, and thighs blew up giving him curves you would only
see in the cartoons. He clenched his butt with his small hands to feel how
smooth and bouncy it had become. It was Wendy’s alright.
As Herman thought about this more,
he figured it couldn’t all be bad, right? He was turning into Wendy Corduroy. A
sexy, strong, and independent woman, who did whatever she wanted to, whenever!
He could only imagine what he could get away with in this new body. Suddenly a
great pressure began to build upon Herman’s chest. He held his breath for the
moment as two breasts sprung out of his chest, flopping down creating beautiful
even cleavage. He blushed again at his own body. It was a strange culmination
of pleasure and awkwardness at the same time.
pleasure part of all of this kicked in when his dick began to suck back in. He
clenched his teeth as his last piece of his old self sank back into his body.
With a satisfying slurp, Herman knew he wasn’t Herman anymore.
let out a soft moan. Damn, she felt good. She hadn’t felt this free in her life
for a long time. She got out of the water allowing herself to dry her naked
body off in the wind. Around her she realized that the world had become all
cartoon. Everything, including herself had black outlines. She was no longer
living in the real world which only excited her more. She flipped her hair
back. She was still not accustomed to her new body yet which she only attained
a few minutes before, but damn did she feel great.
made her way back through the woods. As her body finished drying off she
realized she smelled just like the pine trees around her. Her butt jiggled up
and down as she came back out into the town, but she was no longer in Boring,
Oregon… she was in Gravity Falls. She stopped staring around her in awe. Never
in a million years would she had thought she’d end up hear. The place of her
curse wasn’t so bad after all. The only issue now is that she was naked out in
public, it was luckily night so no one who she her. She felt down her body. For
a woman that was outside so much her body was still as smooth as a baby’s
bottom. She cautiously made her way through town. As she did she began to think
of all the other character’s she would be able to meet now. Mabel, Soos, Bill,
Stanford, and… Dipper. She felt herself grow wet. That was weird, why when she
though of… ohh…. Dipper. She felt her vagina… she was definitely wet.
no,” Wendy though to herself, “Am I attracted to Dipper?”
stopped in her tracks. Wendy blushed thinking about Dipper, her mind began to
wonder off. She began to daydream about her and Dipper… in bed… and….
Wendy mumbled, “This can’t be happening?”
realized what the true horror of this curse was as she began to become more
aroused by the thought of Dipper. While he was younger he was still so… cute.
She knew she wanted him, but she just couldn’t accept it. She should’ve
listened to the elders!
“Ugh… if I don’t get a hold of
myself…” She thought, “I’m going to end up having Dipper fucking me in the ass
She struggled to get a hold of
herself, she clenched her head trying to think straight. Wendy eventually found
herself making her way to the Mystery Shack though. Unable to control her body
anymore she found herself coming closer and closer to her worse fear. This was
all so wrong… she still had the mind of a boy… Dipper was also too young for
this… she never even had sex before!
She found herself jogging through
the woods with a determined smile on her face she couldn’t shake off. In
Wendy’s head, she screamed at her body to stop, but these feelings for Dipper
wouldn’t stop, as her heart began to pulse. As she grew closer to the Shack the
more afraid, yet horny she became. And now she found herself standing right
outside the shack.
Wendy climbed up onto the roof
sneaking into the attic where there lying in his bed was Dipper Pines. She
always wanted to meet Dipper, but she didn’t want to like this. Of course,
there was no one to stop her, Mabel was nowhere to be seen… probably off at
some sleepover of course. Just by Wendy’s luck. Wendy kneeled down beside
Dipper’s sleeping body and tapped him on the head.
“Wha…What?!” Dipper yelled,
throwing his arms in the air.
“Shh… it’s ok Dipper,” Wendy said,
uncontrollably. “It’s me… Wendy”
“Ah… ok…k..k… WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!”
Dipper yelled, Wendy quickly covered his mouth.
“Dipper, I know this is strange,
and a little awkward, but I… I…” Wendy stuttered, as her mind tried to take
back control, “I need you inside of me.”
Dipper just looked at her in
disbelief, while inside Wendy’s head she was losing it, but on the outside, she
still remained with that horny look on her face.
“Wendy… I don’t know what to say…”
Dipper stuttered, as Wendy cut him off.
“Don’t say anything,” Wendy teased,
as she wrapped her arms around Dipper.
They began to gently make out.
Wendy climbed up onto the bed, as they began to make out more passionately.
Wendy began to moan as she could feel Dipper’s boner digging through his pants.
Her mind was screaming to stop, but she still went for it anyways. Wendy gently
pulled down Dipper’s pants to reveal his boner which was surprisingly rather
long for someone of his age. She gently smiled staring lovingly in his eyes, as
so did he.
“You know how to do this, right?”
She purred, as Dipper gave her a confident geeky smile.
“I’ll give it my all,” Dipper said,
giggling a little.
This was the end for Wendy, she
thought to herself. Herman’s mind not being able to even think properly anymore
as Wendy positioned herself with her huge ass hanging in the air. Herman wished
he could’ve taken it all back, he wished he could just go back home, but it was
Dipper’s cock came shooting down
Wendy’s thick ass. She tried to hold it back, but soon her sexual instincts
kicked, and she found her panting like a dog. Wendy moaned extensively with
tongue hanging out, while Dipper fucked her, pounding his dick in faster and
faster. With each pound, Herman’s mind began to accept these new feelings,
becoming weaker and weaker to her body’s horniness. As Dipper cummed down her
ass, Herman’s mind could no longer think straight… all she wanted now was
“This isn’t so bad,” She thought to
herself, “Dipper is really a nice boy, and damn he does put a lot of effort
into it. Give him another couple year, and I bet he could become a stud.”
Wendy fantasized about this, as cum
dripped from her young, no-longer virgin, vagina. How was she this lucky to
have such a man in her life?
“I can’t even remember what was so
bad about that curse anymore,” Wendy thought to herself, as Dipper went in for
Meanwhile, back in the real world,
Herman’s parents searched frantically for him, but when he couldn’t be found
they made their made their way back home in tears. The curse slowly began to
remove traces of Herman’s previous life, and soon even Herman’s parents had
forgotten about him.
They wouldn’t have to worry about
him though, as Herman was now living his dream, down in good ol’ Gravity Falls.
So I was showing my super straight dude-bro of a brother a picture of Cas that I drew and he asked me to show him the reference I used so I googled ‘Misha Collins face’ to show him and this is literally what happened:
My Brother: …*stares*
My Brother: *squints and leans closer to screen*
My Brother:….what’s his name again?
Me: Misha Collins…
My Brother: Huh…”keeps staring*
My Brother: *takes mouse* *clicks on another picture of Misha’s face*
My Brother: ….His eyes are fuckin’ baller, hey?
Me: *stares at my brother* …yeah.
My Brother: Whoa….*clicks on another picture*
My Brother: …he’s…I mean, if I was…he’s kinda, like…pretty, you know? Like really…
My Brother: *awkwardly clears throat and stands up* Ok, I’ll see you later.
My Brother: *leaves*
I think my brother had a mild sexuality crisis because of Misha’s face.
“YOONGI! YOONGI COME EAT!” I yell as I pour noodles into a bowl and I walk into the front room to watch TV. I hear a groan and I get up going into my shared room.
“Yoongi-ah get your ass up now!” I whine grabbing the little fur ball by his tail.
Yoongi pokes his messy bed head up his black ears resting against his head as his black tail sways back and forth.
“Are you going to sleep your life away?” I ask him as I brace my hands on my hips. He rubs his eyes as he stands up slowly his tank top falling down and his baller shorts unbunching.
“Don’t be mad at me. You know how hard it is to control my body?” Suga asks me placing a kiss on my lips as he grabs my hand walking me to the front room with him.
I found Yoongi a few months ago. He was sitting behind the trash can on a rainy night looking for food. I brought him home and kept him with me and he seemed strange. I thought his tail and ears were fake until I pulled on them. Scared the little thing half to death he wouldn’t come near me for a week.
He has been a great help though. He cleans up when I’m at work and he is always a great cuddler. I love when his warm blooded body is pressed against me as I play in his ears or stroke his tail. His purrs ripping from his throat as he sits there in content.
“—?” Yoongi asks me and I open my eyes wide realizing I had been dreaming.
“H-huh?” I ask him as he stares at me.
“What are you thinking about?” He asks me tickling my nose with his tail making me blush as he eats his food his ears flexing in delight.
“About when we met. And how happy you’ve made me.” I say scratching the back of my head blushing softly. He smirks at me putting his bowl down as he climbs in my lap placing his hands on my chest as his wags his tail back and forth.
“You love me?” He asks softly licking my cheek.
“Of course I do. If I didn’t you wouldn’t be living here. I would’ve given you away.” I say pecking his lips softly.
“Your the best owner I’ve ever had.” He says as I stroke his cheek.
“But I’m more then that Yoongi. I’m your girlfriend.” I say with a pout and he kisses my lips.
“I know and hopefully one day you will be my wife.” He says smiling at me as he gets off my lap finishing his noodles.
“Do you think you would be able to face those people looking the way you do?” I ask him with a hint of worry in my voice.
“I don’t care what the other think as long as I am with you.” He says making my heart flutter as I stare at him in awe.
“I’m so lucky to have you.” I say softly and he giggles.
“Your stealing my lines.” He says laughing at me.
When he finishes his noodles he cleans up the dishes before he comes and snuggles beside me as we turn on a romantic film and I let him lay on my chest as both of us look at the screen his legs between mine as the cover drape across our body.
I start to play with his ears scratching behind them softly and I feel his tail starting to move the covers as he gets excited. I start to hear purrs fall from his chest rumbling against mine. I kiss the top of his head softly as he falls into a soft snore.
“I’ll never find no one as good as you.” He says twisting his face to kiss my lips and I laugh kissing him back.
“Now whose stealing my lines?” I ask him and he giggles with a hum before he drifts off to sleep on my chest.
The day I moved in with my big bro, I had no idea he was gonna be my bro, or that he was about to change my life. All I knew was he had a sweet pad off campus that I was gonna rent a room in. When I arrived with my stuff, I thought I was hot shit. Tailored jacket, chinos, all that fucking shit. Basically the prep uniform, because I was some fucking prep who thought I knew what’s up. I even brought a whole stack of books I had that I thought would impress people with my bullshit “lifestyle”. (Can you believe I used to read? Fuck, I can’t pay attention to the words on a page for any more than 10 seconds now.) Thank Brodin my big bro saved me and showed me the way. The next morning I woke up stripped down to my underwear, with all my crap gone. I was pretty mad at my roommate but there was nothing I could do about it without any clothes on. So when he offered his baller shorts and a pair of sneakers in my size, I had no other choice but to put them on. And when I realized how fucking sweet jock gear feels on you, I knew I would never wear that fucking preppy shit ever again. Cuz I’m a fucking bro, now. I dress like a bro. Lift like a bro. Play ball like a bro. Shoot the shit like a bro. Fuck like a bro. Join us, bro.
Can you write a part 2 of the jungkooko/girl/hobi where jungkook wants hobi to teach his girlfriend the proper way to ride him. xD
;Since I went to the concert and saw these two devils… I feel my soul is being tested right now XD but here you go~
“No – your not doing it right!” Jungkook groaned as he pushed your hips harder down against his erection trying to get you to roll your hips.
“Then h-how the fuck am I suppose to do it!” You panted heavily bracing hands on his chest as you rolled your hips hard against his bulge for what seemed the thirteenth hundred time today and he still wasn’t satisfied.
“How the fuck should I know? Your my first and it’s different then porn!” Jungkook whined stilling your hips. You looked down at him pouting softly feeling bad that you couldn’t do what he wanted. He was tired of being on top and you had no objections to trying something different.
“Don’t be sad jagi.. I know we are both trying.” Jungkook leaned up kissing your lips before he rolled you over grinding his hips down into yours at just the right angle to press against your clit. He moaned into your mouth getting harder from the whimpers you released under him.
The front door to the apartment opened and Jungkook pulled back smirking down at you. “Stay here jagi..” He got up from the bed going into the front room grinning widely when he saw Jhope standing there taking his shoes off white tank top and black baller shorts looking sweaty from probably dance practice.
“Hello hyung!” Jungkook coed as he approached him a bit more.
“Oh hey kookie what’s up?” Hoseok asked ruffling his hair with a bright smile.
“Oh nothing… – is here..” Jungkook said not missing the way Hoseok quickly bit his bottom lip before raising an eyebrow.
“She is?” Hoseok asked leaning against the wall.
“Y-yeah.. And I actually need a favor again..” Jungkook said looking up at him blushing a bit and Hoseok chuckled to himself happy deep down inside.
“What is it? Hyung will do anything for you.” Hope said trying to keep himself from getting to excited at just the mere thought of your body.
“Well.. We wanted to do something different. She was gonna ride me.. But we can’t even get passed the part of dry humping..” Jungkook said scratching the back of his head with a thick blush on his face.
“Oh really?.. I’m sure I can help with that.” Hoseok said smiling brightly as he grabbed Jungkook’s hand leading him back to his room where you was.
You lay on the bed looking up at the ceiling panting softly wanting Jungkook to come back. You were so wet and him leaving you just made you not even want to move. You heard voices and looked over to the left blushing when you saw Hoseok and Jungkook enter the room.
“I hear you need me..” Hoseok teased with a smirk. You felt your insides heat up more just looking over his nice body. Those taught sexy biceps and the sweat dropping down his shirt showing off his nice body. You looked back in his eyes nodding your head as you tugged your bottom lip between your teeth.
Hoseok quickly took off his tank top before coming on the bed crawling over you. He looked down at you licking his lips letting his right hand trail up and down from your neck to your shorts button slowly.
“Do you want it?” He asked in a husky voice and you moaned out wrapping arms around his neck forgetting a second about Jungkook. You leaned up kissing his lips and he responded quickly shoving his thick pink tongue in your mouth swirling it around yours as he wrapped his left arm around your waist lifting you up. He flipped you both over letting you rest on top of him.
He pulled away from the kiss looking up at you letting you breathe. He gripped your hips looking up at you with fire in his eyes as he moved you to rest over his erection groaning softly.
“Show me what you can do.” Hoseok challenged you as he loosened his grip on your hips.
You braced your hands on his chest as you slowly moved your hips back and forth like Jungkook told you to do. Hoseok felt himself groan softly as he watched you grind against him but when you tried to go faster he noticed you sort of lost rhythm. He grabbed your hips stopping you as he smiled at you.
“You got to stop concentrating so hard.. It’s sex. It’s meant to feel good jagi.. Maybe I need to be inside you to show you..” Hoseok leaned up kissing you again as he took off your shirt and bra squeezing your breast hard pinching the nipples.
He swiped his tongue around your teeth and tongue kissing you as hard and deep as he could before unsnapping the button on your shorts and unzipping them. He smirked against you as he felt you lift up and pull your shorts down along with your panties.
He moaned breaking the kiss as you palmed his erection through his baller shorts spreading his legs wide. You kissed his jaw before kissing down his chest slowly letting your tongue sweep across his abs tracing each bump and ridge slowly. You stuck your ass in the air as you kissed his v-line slowly taking off his shorts and boxers gripping his length stroking his hardness.
“Your gonna fucking r-ride this dick.” Hoseok said with a growl grabbing your hair pulling you up his body crashing his lips against yours as he gripped your hips again.
He lined you up with his erection letting his dick slide up and down your slit getting his dick wet with your juices. He bit hard on your bottom lip.
“F-fucking tease.” You whined as he stopped you before he leaned against the headboard. He smirked before he slowly slide up into you moaning as his dick entered your tight pussy.
“S-shit how are you so tight?!” He grunted as he gripped your hips looking up at you.
“M-move baby.” He said pleadingly looking up at you.
You nodded your head bracing hands on his shoulders as you started to slowly ride his dick. Bouncing yourself up and down at a slow pace as he held your hips letting you control everything. You kept the pace up dropping and picking yourself up off of Hoseok’s length whimpering at his size. He was much thicker and bigger then Jungkook and he stretched you out too good.
You looked off moaning loudly when you saw Jungkook leaning against the wall naked and stroking his dick as he watched you panting, with his bottom lip tucked between his teeth.
Hoseok leaned up sucking on your breast as he started to slowly roll his hips up against yours helping you out a bit. You threw your head back feeling every inch of him stretch you out as he started to roll his hips up harder into you.
You met him thrust for thrust switching between rolling your hips and grinding down on him both of you moaning against each others lips as he made you go faster fucking you hard on his dick. He felt himself about to cum so he stopped you stilling your hips as he buried his face in your neck panting heavily.
“S-she’s ready..” He mumbled to Jungkook and you both watched as the male walked to the bed leaning against the headboard waiting for you. You climbed off of Hoseok’s dick before you straddling Jungkook’s waist kissing his lips deeply as you grinded your pussy up and down his dick getting it wet.
Jungkook moaned into the kiss gripping your hips and lining you up with his dick already leaking with precum. He looked up at you and when you nodded your head he pulled you down onto his length slowly. He leaned his head back against the headboard mouth dropping open in pleasure as he felt your tight walls wrap around him.
Just like you did with Hoseok you started to bounce up and down slowly on Jungkook’s dick circling your hips hard as you could as you braced hands on his chest digging your nails into his skin. You felt hands tug your hair and when you looked up Hoseok had his dick at your mouth tapping it against your lips.
“Finish me~ I was a good teacher after all.” Hoseok smirked rubbing his tip across your lips and you gladly opened your mouth taking as much of him in your wet cavern as you could.
You felt Jungkook starting to move his hips up thrusting into you as he gripped harder on your hips slamming you down on him reaching deeper inside of you. You wrapped your tongue around Hoseok’s dick bobbing your head up and down fast making slurping noises and he soon took over pounding his dick roughly in your throat.
Jungkook moaned out watching you as he circled his hips up into you finding your spot. He smirked when you started to moan around Hoseok’s dick and he continued to press against your spot pounding you down on him making sure the sound of your skin colliding was heard in the room. He shut his eyes his body shaking as he felt his stomach coiling.
Hoseok grunted out in pleasure as you moaned around his dick and he felt himself leaking as he continued to roughly fuck your throat. You moaned out in pleasure shutting your eyes as you felt your pussy starting to squeeze around Jungkook as he fucked you roughly. You grazed your teeth against Hoseok’s dick and that was all it took before he was spilling his cum into your mouth holding your head making you take it all.
When he was done he pulled out flopping on the bed and Jungkook grabbed your chin shoving his tongue in your mouth tasting his hyung as his tongue played with yours as he reached one finger down to tap at your clit.
“A-are you going to cum for oppa?” He asked huskily pressing his dick against your spot making it hard for you to even speak. You nodded your head letting your hands scratch down his body as you arched your back letting your orgasm over take you.
“JUNGKOOK!” You cried out against him as he slammed you down on him and rutted his hips up hard into you, his dick throbbing inside of you. It took him a few more thrusts before he was spilling himself inside of you holding your body close to his.
He rubbed his hands lazily up and down your back until you passed out to tired from the both of them before he high fived Hoseok happy that his plan worked once again.
He works his ass off day and night helping the Crown Prince learn how to be an adult by…doing everything for him. He cleans his disgusting apartment, he attends meetings for him and takes sick annotated notes, drives him and his buddies around, and feeds him when he’s hungry. Like. Ignis’s job is to be Noct’s mom, basically.
ALL THE WHILE, he’s training his body on the regs, learning to fight with daggers, swords, and fucking polearms (presumably to protect the brat he works for or more likely for when he goes postal and massacres the royal line). On top of that, he’s apparently tailoring his clothes to hide his baller physique cos there’s already one cocky beefcake on this roadtrip and he’s the Guy With The Glasses so there’s no way he’s allowed to show that off more than once.
So imagine being Ignis and finally, finally finding common ground with this royal brat by making it his life’s fucking mission to recreate some Tenebraean dessert that the kid kind of remembers he had when he was 8.
Like, alright, Ignis, you’ve been trained in the culinary arts by masters.
How hard could it be?
You got this.
Wrong. He changes the sweeteners, the type of dough, and nothing, nothing turns out perfect enough for the prince. He has his pride. He’s not about to have Noct simply ask Luna what the dessert was.
No. Fuck that. He’s Ignis fucking Scientia and he can do this.
Years pass, and he still can’t get it right. His nightmares are plagued by ovens with hellfire. His dreams are pillowy piles of pie dough. But he is determined.
An indeterminable amount of time passes and during the Road Trip He Never Asked To Be On, he gets a real, actual clue on the dessert by some girl working at a fancy hotel. The boys pick up some Ulwaat berries and he knows. This is it. He finally gets to see what Noct’s fuss was about for years. Coctura comes out with the plate and he stares at it, confused.
This can’t be right. This isn’t even in the ballpark of what Noct has described:
It’s a cake. Its a piece of chocolate cake. Noct smells the dessert and he knows it’s all over. This is it. This is the dessert. A cake. A cake. Not a pastry. At no point in the probably decade of attempting this dessert did Noct let him know that it was just a fucking piece of cake, and not some complicated pastry.
How did Noct get it so fucking wrong. You’d think Noct would be like “Yeah, basically, it was just a real nice piece of chocolate cake” instead of “It was some complicated pastry with real flaky dough and some kind of filling. All I remember is the smell. Better luck next time.”
It’s batter instead of dough. Berries as accent instead of filling. One is a slice of a whole, while the other are individual servings. Noct was so bad at describing things that Perfectionist Ignis Scientia got the dessert wrong for nearly a decade.
Ignis’s nightmares are now of Noct, warning him of danger, but being incredibly and frustratingly vague about what, exactly, is coming for him.
BRO! Look what I found clubbin last night! This bro’s wearing one of Coach’s muscle growth necklaces! Someone from the team musta dropped it… Lookit, tho… Since he didn’t get it directly from Coach, nobody told him to only wear it 8 hours a day… So so it never stops drainin his mind.
I looked up his facebook. It says he’s a math major in the chess club, but there’s no way that’s true anymore. There’s like, nothing left inside his head. All his brains burned into gainz… His whole wall is just selfies of him flexing, huhuh. I had to hold his hand the whole way here so he won’t get lost. But he’s hella swole, ain’t he? When we bring him to Coach, I’ma ask if he can be my lil bro. From his baller shorts I know he’s already got my style.