happy birthday to the day I witnessed Dipper Pines pull himself out of a horrendous car wreck and then drag his beaten bloody body across the apocalyptic wasteland groaning ’Mabel’ through the pain I died and was reborn from that scene
I think the fact that everyone in Hollywood is pretty much clamoring to be in The Batman speaks volumes about Ben and his status as an actor and a filmmaker right now and also that Batman is the goddamn best.
Mary:*dressed as Harley Quinn; groans* Pleeeeeease tell me who the father is! I swear I won't tell anyone.
Molly:*chuckles* I can't tell you. Not yet.
Mary:*sighs* Give me a clue.
Molly:*shrugs* He's here tonight.
Mary:*looks around; points* Greg?
Mary:*raises an eyebrow* Mike?
Mary:*eyes wide* Sherlock?
Molly:*nods* Equally possible.
Mary:*sighs* I give up.
Sherlock:*takes a deep breath* John?
John:*dressed as the Joker; sipping wine* Mmm?
Sherlock:*slowly* You know that Molly is pregnant-
John:*dressed as the joker; snorts* Yeah. Bastard just sleeps with her, knocks her up and does a runner *shakes his head; pointing dramatically* let me tell you, if I ever find out who did that to her, I'll beat them to death with their own shoe.
Sherlock:*smiles; hands him a bottle* Have more wine.