heys usa

Angela Merkel just said she’ll offer Donald Trump cooperation, on the basis that he respects people’s dignity no matter the place of birth, colour of their skin, beliefs, their sex, sexuality or their political convictions.

So….I guess germany and the us just broke up?

This is real
  • USA: LOL Mexico bye
  • Mexico: ...
  • China: Hey.
  • S. Korea: Hey.
  • Japan: Hey.
  • Peru: Hey.
  • Mexico: What.
  • USA: What.
  • (Canada: What.)
  • *before marriage equality in the usa passes*:
  • cishet: lol lesbians are gross
  • cishet: sorry theres only two genders
  • cishet: your gender is whatever is in your pants and thats what i'm gonna call u
  • cishet: lol aren't the gays so sassy? they're like angry bitchy cheerleaders. so funny. i don't want them to touch or look at me though.
  • *marriage equality passes in the usa*:
  • cishet: hey check out my rainbow profile picture on facebook u fuckin homos. lol i just love supporting the gays. i love gay marriage. can't wait for gay divorce court lol. i don't want any of you looking at me lol, i don't swing that way hahaha.
ID #56658

Name: Courteney
Age: 24
Country: USA

I am a creative, open-minded poet. I’m a single mother living in the United States unfortunately.
I have an identical twin sister, we both have septum piercings and I’ve always been more into piercings and tattoos. My favorite past times include rappin along with Pac and Biggie, eating pizza, eating cereal and watching Hey Arnold. I am drug free and tobacco free but I am a 420 patient! You don’t have to be into cannabis but it would be great if you were. I do modeling from time to time, my life is a huge twisted story I’m willing to tell lol. I do have a website for my psychic lifestyle I guess you could say? I give people psychic readings :) I love to write long letters, poetry, send tea, hot cocoa, a good book or a typewriter if you’re lucky(not to be expected though!) Let’s talk about aliens, spirits, good books, the idea of time, space and all that!

Preferences: I would prefer if you were from Canada firstly and if not then anywhere outside of the US. I prefer if you were more creative than not, more spiritual but less religious than not, and if you’re into packages of awesome shit I’m down!

shayn • 15 • bi • usa                                                                                                hey whats up! I like dogs, pop punk, skateboarding, and nature. I’m boring but I like to talk to ppl so hmu

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ID #85407

Name: Elliot
Age: 20
Country: USA

Hey-o!^^ My name is Elliot and I buy anything that has anything to do with mangoes because I have no self control. I’m turning 20 soon (like next month soon), and I’m living in California, the state where we don’t shut up about In ‘N’ Out. I’m in college majoring political science… so yeah I can get political.

I have a thing for reading comic books, watching tons of movies, drawing, and getting lost in stores because I wonder around too much. I also play video games from time to time, fashion (i.e trying to coordinate my outfits), and improving my makeup skills. I actually collect pins too! I also really like plants and I’m trying hard to get some but alas, I have no more space in my room.

Mythology is one of my favorite things! Also anything to do with cryptids or aliens or conspiracy theories. Also in my free time, I like reading police cases, animals, and space related things.

Eh, I’m actually pretty anxious and shy (even through the internet) but I will talk about anything and everything!

Preferences: Anyone 18+ who likes to talk almost all the time. it doesn’t have to be all the time though, just every other day. It would be amazing if we did snail mail but it’s not a requirement. Other than that, not much. But note that I will not stand for anyone who is offensive.