How To Get Drunk On A Thursday

Step One: Get a bottle of some affordable sangria.

Step Two: Watch Greys Anatomy and drink a glass and a half

Step Three: Watch Scandal and drink when there’s a camera shutter sound, when there’s a dramatic close up on Kerry Washington, when you predict something, when someone says “Olivia Pope”, when someone says Scandal.

Step Four: if you still have booze, Watch How To Get Away With Murder and drink whenever Viola Davis throws shade. That should get you fucked up real quick.