I walked down Market St. and listened to Kimbra while doing “Kimbra like” hand gestures. It was fun watching people’s reactions to my intense hand gestures and facial expressions. People think you’re crazy and won’t bother you. ;) So when in doubt make Kimbra faces and crazy hand gestures.
Step One: Get a bottle of some affordable sangria.
Step Two: Watch Greys Anatomy and drink a glass and a half
Step Three: Watch Scandal and drink when there’s a camera shutter sound, when there’s a dramatic close up on Kerry Washington, when you predict something, when someone says “Olivia Pope”, when someone says Scandal.
Step Four: if you still have booze, Watch How To Get Away With Murder and drink whenever Viola Davis throws shade. That should get you fucked up real quick.