How Bleach characters would act if they found themselves caught...in a heavy rainstorm
As requested by anon. :)
1. Nanao: Uses her umbrella
Nanao: This is why I always carry a collapsible umbrella with me.
Nanao: As everyone should.
2. Kyoraku: Has a hat
Kyoraku: Nanao-chan! Nanao-chan!
Kyoraku: My hat works like an umbrella so I am protected too!
Kyoraku: We were both so prepared for the rain!
Nanao: THAT DOESN’T COUNT AS BEING PREPARED
3. Halibel: Is unimpressed
Halibel: This reminds me of Fake Karakura Town.
Hitsugaya: It didn’t rain there.
Halibel: Yes but there too I was repeatedly struck by tiny opponents who can do nothing to me.
4. Hitsugaya: Pulls his new scarf over his head
Hitsugaya: Scarves! Both stylish and useful. This is why Kuchiki is a genius.
Matsumoto: You’re gonna get scarf hair, Captain!
Matsumoto: Unless the rumors about how much hair gel you use are true, of course!
5. Matsumoto: Finds someone with an umbrella
Matsumoto: Hisagi! Can I share your umbrella? Look at me! I’m getting all wet!
Hisagi: You can have the umbrella.
Matusmoto: Really? Thanks!
6. Hisagi: Runs through the rain
Hisagi: GIVING UP MY UMBRELLA STILL TOTALLY WORTH IT
7. Kira: Walks through the rain
Kira: I hear that you get less wet walking, actually.
Kira: Also, it’s hard to get worked up about rain.
Kira: I’ve gone to jail. And died.
Hisagi: [screaming into the distance]
Kira: Also I definitely look cooler than that guy.
8. Lilinette: Makes Starrk carry an umbrella for them
Lilinette: Starrk! Over the head! Over the head!
Lilinette: The number 1 espada should not be walking around all soggy!
9. Starrk: Just holds it over Lilinette
Starrk: Don’t really care if I get wet.
Starrk: Rain never hurt anyone.
Lilinette: YOU’RE GETTING SOGGY
10. Zangetsu: Is…philosophic
Zangetsu: So lonely in this empty world.
Hichigo: I’m RIGHT here.
Zangetsu: So very lonely.
11. Hichigo: Yells a lot
Hichigo: THIS HAD BETTER NOT TURN INTO ANOTHER OCEAN I SWEAR TO GOD, KING
12. Tesla: Tries to protect Nnoitra from the rain
Tesla: I-I don’t have an umbrella!
Tesla: I WILL GO INTO RELEASE AND PROTECT YOU WITH MY OWN BODY, NNOITRA-SAMA
13. Nnoitra: Does not wish to be protected
Nnoitra: HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT THIS RAIN COULD HARM ME
14. Kurotsuchi: Uses the umbrella he has stored in his ear
Ishida: W-why does your umbrella have eyes??
Kurotsuchi: Why wouldn’t it?
15. Ishida: Uses his Quincy bow to shoot down all of the raindrops
Ichigo: That just seems…unnecessary.
Ishida: You’re just jealous.