anonymous asked:

I hate to ask, but school is kicking my butt and I'm really stressed out, do you have any headcanons with the batfamily being "smart"? Like, doing detective things or something? Please only respond if you want to/feel like it. I don't want to be a bother. Thank you.

Hmmm I’m not 100% sure what you’re asking for, but I’ll give it a shot?

  • So Damian didn’t know who his father was until pretty late in the game, BUT I think we can assume that he did hear Ra’s and Talia talk about his dad a few times when he was little. Thing is, they don’t generally use Bruce’s name. They call him “The Detective.”
  • That being the case, I always figured lil Damian ran around thinking “I too will be a detective” and playing at investigation, which would probably boil down to sneaking around in order to overhear as much as possible. For the record, I don’t think he ever dropped that habit.
  • I also think that lil Damian was obsessed with Sherlock Holmes, since Holmes is probably the most famous literary detective around. I happen to know that when Tim was fourteen, he was a member of the Sherlock Holmes Society (Detective Comics #618), so I figure they’ve got that bit in common. We are, however, talking about Tim and Damian, so when I say “something in common,” what I mean is “something to compete over.”
  • On top of the expected squabbling about the merits of different media adaptations, odds are they have contests where they both try to observe somebody and deduce as much information as possible. It’s not the kind of thing Bruce would discourage. They are supposed to be cultivating those skills, plus Bruce loves Holmes too. Another thing Bruce enjoys is showing up his children, so it works out well for him. He’s very, very good at that game.
  • So is Dick. Cass is a specific kind of good at it, because of the body language thing. They don’t make their guesses to their subject’s face, so Babs (also a talented player) fact-checks electronically as much as possible. It’s a decent way to pass time on slow patrols. They call it a training game.

Good, because I’m not planning on leaving anytime soon.

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~there’s no more everyday. 

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Here, have some beautiful Hermione with some subpar coloring.

it’s october and suddenly you’re in love again and you’re driving around town at 2am as you and the leaves are both falling. you almost crash the car because you’re too busy focusing on him laughing in your passenger seat but he’s too busy to notice because he’s watching your face light up from watching his. every time you kiss it’s a new adventure and soon you want to explore every peak and valley of his body with your fingertips. for once you get drunk off his smile rather than the vodka that used to inhibit your senses and it’s a high like no other. all you want to do now is intertwine your bodies and souls until not one inch of you is discernible from him. one day he stops smiling as brightly and never seems to return your texts anymore and you feel yourself coming down from your euphoric high into your depression again. all of a sudden it’s “get out, don’t come back, she’ll be here soon and i don’t love you anymore” and you wish you had crashed the car that night because that would be easier than walking away with the emptiness in your chest.
—  i’m still crashing and you don’t seem to care

jostxnneil  asked:

Hey I'm back again (I should get a nickname I'm always in your inbox) wondering why the hell the tfc fandom has such a lack of 'Andrew fucks up' fics. Like I think I've seen maybe one set of headcanons where it's his fault he and Neil are fighting?

(2/4) Honestly from a psychological standpoint Andrew is much more likely to lash out since he’s been pushing people away his whole life. He closes himself off to protect himself and I’m not saying that’s his fault or dissing him or anything but tbh
(¾) I think it’s a lot more likely for Andrew to fuck up and screw with Neil’s feelings than for Neil to do it to Andrew, especially since Neil is still struggling to define what they are. Idk dude I’m just in desperate desire of fics where Andrew
(4/4) drives Neil away and then has to work to get Neil’s trust back, not the other way around. Got any recs? Or, better yet, spare headcanons laying around? Love you bae (kisses and hugs and all that)

why do you do this to me what have i ever done i am a gOOD PERSON

  • Neil is used to accommodating for Andrew’s specific needs
    • like space 
    • and a tendency for non-verbal responses (or just non-responses in general 
    • and, sometimes, days when everything is so bad that Neil doesn’t help and they just don’t speak to each other at all
  • but
  • while Neil knows that he doesn’t always help
  • he never thought he made things worse
  • until one day, when they haven’t really talked all day, and Andrew has stayed by Neil’s side through sheer force of will
  • Neil tries to get Andrew to like
  • idk
  • eat something or have a glass of water or whatever
    • just
    • you know
    • take care of his corporeal form enough to stay alive
  • and Andrew just
  • snaps

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Hello. It’s me. I’ve been wondering if after all these years you’d -

ANYWAY HI. I got busy with work (and depression, tbh), my friends convinced me to be their DnD GM (ho boi) aaaand aha, I decided taking up another job would be A GREAT IDEA. Who needs sleep, am I right?

Good news, I am going to find myself with much free time when this month is over, so I decided to tumble back to Tumblr - ya’ll can blame Voltron (oops I ship everybody) - aaaand when the month is over I’ll have hopefully been able to have worked on my FortuneCookie!AU.

tl;dr: I am back, oops, blame Voltron, and dear god kick me if I leave for too long again or try to take up 3 jobs bc WTF IS WRONG WITH ME. HI.

I actually drew this like months back and then just forgot about it.
Basically, I found an old sketch from 2012 and decided to redraw it. I remember really liking the original idea of the sketch (Spy and Sniper sitting on top of Snipe’s van) but never got it to work. So here. I cut a lot of crap out it so now it kinda works yay