- Boruto: Hey Mom, is Dad a good kisser?
- Hinata: What?
- Boruto: Sarada and I were talking and we started wondering which of our dads is a better kisser so I thought I'd ask you.
- Hinata: U-Uhm...
- Sasuke: *walks past looking at documents* No.
- Both: *turn to him*
- Boruto: No, what?
- Sasuke: Your father is a terrible kisser.
hey dad i had a dream that i went to jail 'cause an unknown number called my phone and i answered it with " 'sup fucks, what can i do ya for?" and it was the FBI (calling about a classmate) and they were not amused