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"I Don't Dance"
  • <p> <b></b> Slytherin and Gryffindor are playing against each other in Quidditch.<p/><b>Draco, singing, :</b> "Hey, Batter batter, hey, Batter batter swing"<p/><b>Harry, singing along:</b> "I've just got to do my thing"<p/><b>Draco, moving his hips a bit:</b> "Hey, Batter batter, hey, Batter batter swing"<p/><b></b> But every time they sing a line, they start to dance as well.<p/><b>Harry, also starts moving his hips side to side:</b> "Yeah"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "I'll show you that it's one and the same . Baseball, dancing, it's easy. Step up to the plate, start swinging"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I wanna play ball and that's all. This what I want to do. It ain't no dance you can show me, yeah"<p/><b>Draco:</b> "You'll never know"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "Oh I know"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "You'll never try"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "There's just this little thing that stops me every time"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "Come on!"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I don't dance!"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "I know you can!"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "Not a chance, no"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "If you can do this and you can do that"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "But I, don't, dance"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "Hit it out of the park!"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I don't dance"<p/><b>Draco:</b> "I say you can"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "Not a chance"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I don't dance, no"<p/><b></b> They're both musical nerds and they make everyone groan and facepalm cause of it.<p/></p>
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Requested: Anonymous said: Hi!! I love your account so much!!!💕 After spending some time looking at the Jeongguk pitching pictures, I was wondering “Isn’t baseball player Jeongguk something we all need?” So can you please write something about him as a baseball player? Any other parts of the plot are up to you!!

Excerpt: ‘The rest of the team stood back, used to your daily fights that always ended in the embarrassment of Jeon Jeongguk; without the sight of his blushed cheeks or his stuttering for a comeback they would be more irritated.’

Genre: fluff, baseball au

Length: 1k

A/N: if you don’t know the song i dont dance and god forbid haven’t seen high school musical, a joke will fall flat for you. but just know it was meant to be funny.

also yes i am jumping on this weeks late but better late than never right?

Originally posted by nnochu


“Jeongguk, what’s that thing you’re doing with your leg? You look stupid not lifting it up properly,” you leant against the wire fence, with your arms folded as you watched him huff when he caught his team laughing.

“Well, how would you do it then?“ Jeongguk knew what he was getting himself into, you had taught him how to pitch after all and he knew better, but the boys often complained when he went all out. So he decided he was willing to put up with mild verbal harassment from you instead of his teams’ whining that their star pitcher was showing off.

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  • Lance: Shut up and dance with me!
  • Keith: No.
  • Lance: Why not?
  • Keith: Because I don't dance.
  • Lance: Oh yes you can.
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: If I can do this then you can do that.
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Hey batter batter hey batter batter swing.Keith: What the fuck are you doing?
  • Lance: Hey batter batter hey batter batter swing.
I Don't Even Like High School Musical

Yesterday evening, my cousins and I went cycling in the park, and I was cycling by a baseball field, where this little girl was being taught how to play, so I passed them yelling “Hey batter batter, hey batter batter swing,” and the girl stared at me, but her mom smiled at me. She got it.