hey yall that would be me

hey yall! im moving into a new place soon with actual hot water and electricity and my own room indoors! also, fingers crossed that i am hired at one or both of these two jobs that i have interviews for this week! however, i am short $40 in rent. if anyone could donate to me OR would like to commission me to do work for them please contact me! my PayPal is paypal.me/Nwra1th. i need to have $40 by the end of this week. please reblog and share the word. thanks yall!!!

internet friend!donghyuk

this is for u @cryinggoutloud luv u bab

i should be doing homework lmaO NOPE


- okok so

- u and dongyuck r internet besties

- yAll met bc yaLL were in a gc together w a bunch of other ppl

- “eYO BITCHES WASSUP ITS YA BOI”

- “weirdo”

- “eXCUSE ME?!?!??@ IM NNOT A WEIDO FAK U”

- ‘wow sassy ass bitch”

- “SASSY ASS BITCHA HSHSHSH”

- “if y'all gonna b like this just create a private chat” - everyone else

- so ya did

- “hey biHHH’

- “ew wait i didn’t think you would actually-”

- start of a wonderful friendship

- y'all video chatted the minute you got home from school to the minute you went to bed

- yOU GUSY ATE DINNER TOGETHER IT WAS SO CUTE

- you guys always texted each other

- lmao u get in trouble a lot 

- “dINGDONGHYUCK I GOT MY PHONE TAEKN AWAY AGAIN FCHUDH”

- “ahKHSHAKHK”

- you guys roast each other a lot FUCKSKSKSK

- somewhere in between all the roasting n shit, you guys actually started to like each other 

- like - like like each other ya feel??

- you guys didn’t tell each other though lmao

- it was a secret for a very long time

- omG STORY TIME

- SO YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YALL FTING

- AND LIKE

- “uhhh who’s this?”

- ‘its- uh-”

- “im her dada nice to meet u ;))))))”

- yOU WERE BANNED FOR A MONTH FROM YOUR PHONE 

- when u got it again you see you have

- 14789 new texts messages, 653 calls, and 355 facetimes

- lmAO JESUS

- he rly missed u ok ;(

- anYWAY

- whEN YOU GUYS FTED AGAIN YOU CHOKED ON UR SPIT

- cause hyuk is,,,so,,,good,,,looking 

- aND yOU aLMOsT foRGot abOUT hiS bEAuty

- tbh y'all were blushing and stuttering???

- youve never done that before?

- super awkward?

- loL 

- once u guys were having a ft sleepover and u fell asleep first

- so he was just staring at u

- cause you were so beautiful?

- he would’ve stayed up all night and watched u sleep (lol creep) if it wasn’t for the fact that he was super tired like he’s not usually this tired bUT

- you woke up first and

- “is this what it would be like to date him? if so sign me the fuCc up”

- hONESTLY HE LOOKED SO ETHERAL

- FUCJDJDJDJ 

- moving on lol

- sO FOR A SUPRISE HE GOT TICKETS TO GO VISIT YOU FOR 3 MONTHS

- AND HE TOLD U OVER FT

- “guess what”

- “wha ugli”

- “w0w ok i guess u don’t want 2 know”

- “nO I DODODODO”

- “OK,,,,,so,,,,,i got tickets to visit u!”

- cue u screaming and yodelling @ the same time

- YALL WERE SO EXCITED CHUDIDIJIDJ YOU GUYS PLANNED SO MUHC LIKE BIKING, SHOPPING, SWIMMING, HSJSKJSKJ EVERYTHING

- you guys started counting down the days omg it was so exciting hahsjhsjhsjhs

- “4 daYZ!!!”

- u couldn’t keep yo shit together omg 

- anYWAY WHEN YALL MET

- ITS LIKE WHEN THOSE COULES WHO HAVENT SEEN EACHOTHER IIN A LONG TIME MEET

- like u were waiting and bAm!!! thErE hE iS!! 

- u squealed and like ran up to him

- he like dropped his stuff and engulfed u in a hug

- hE SMELT SO GOOD HWUHSJK

- everyone around y'all were cooing

- tbh u were cooing

- n like u pull apart and he just???pecks??your???lips??

- your faces were so red omgomgomgomg 

- so like u guys were pretty much a couple

- so while u were touring him around u guys would hold hands n be all mushy and he would be so sweet like giving you gifts

- u liked him so much but ugh he would have to leave soon :(

- time skip to the day he was leaving

- like both of y'all were crying

- and clinging to each other

- it!was!so!sad

- but he said he would visit again sOOn when he finished school

- yALL DONT EVEN KNOW

- anyway imma end it here cause i don’t have any other ideas

- but donghyuk loves u and y'all will work thru long distance relationships just fine


SORRY THIS SUCKED LMAO DDJKDJKDJKD I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK TO THE MAX

ILY

- EMMA

no.

you know what?

i’m not done.

lil history lesson for the beeblockers in the audience who weren’t around post-s2 and pre-s3 (or any hints about same): the mary hate didn’t start after HLV.

the mary hate didn’t start after TSoT.

the mary hate didn’t start after TEH, or after setlock, or after whatever the hell point you’ve seen ppl use to justify their And After That, Well, Of COURSE We Had To Speak Up About How ~Problematic~ This Character Was, I Mean, Anyone Who Could Enjoy This Fictional Human Clearly Lacks A Moral Center, Anyway Enough Unpleasantness Here’s A Rec Post Of My Favourite Holmescest Fics.

the mary hate started when yall heard the show would involve mary at all.

i know. i was there. people i used to consider friends posted hate, including that they wanted “THAT woman” to die ASAP, on the same day of the “hey there will be mary” announcement.

when ppl, including me, pointed out that uh all we knew about her character was that she was a woman, so hating her based on

  1. she is a woman
  2. getting her yucky vajayjay all over your media

was misogynist as yikes, we were dismissed as Fandom Police. we couldn’t MAKE people like her just because she was a woman!! in fact, that made us the REAL misogynists!!! like, GOD, how stupid could we be!!1!?

it went downhill from there.

pre-s3, if you were excited about mary, in public, you could pretty well count on at least one person chiming in with BUT THE STORY IS ABOUT JAWN AND SHELROCK HOW CAN MAKE ROOM FOR MARY TRICK QUESTION U CAN’T MY OTP EVERYTHING IS RUINED. (i mean, imo, everything is ruined at the outset because the writers can’t pace or emotional thru-line their way out of a well-lit paper bag; mary “ruins” the story much as same-sex marriage “ruins” marriage in that opposite-sex couples, like the writers, do just fine ruining everything on their own.)

BUT I DIGRESS.

post-s3, if you were still excited about mary, fandom was fucking unbearable. i didn’t have it anywhere near as bad as lots of others and it was still unbearable. i stopped being part of the fandom. i deleted and orphaned my jawnlock fics. sometime after the fucking thing that got its own fucking tag - and, more tear-out-what-was-left-of-my-hair-fully for me, after fandom could not collectively agree that a) there were sides and b) one of them was REALLY DEFINITELY WORSE THAN THE OTHER - i packed up the last of my shit and got the hell out of the sandbox.

so here, on Weekend Of Last Ep For A While Possibly Ever Eve, i tell you: each and every one of you who spat bile about mary, who thought fargolockgate was a tempest in a teapot and anyway seeing john beat mary to death with a hammer was kinda hilarious amirite, who clutched your pearls and whined about The Integrity Of The (Whitedude) Story, who concern trolled mary fans because omg surely no decent person could like her, who speculated for YEARS that mary was evil, mary was cheating on john, mary was only pretending to be pregnant, mary meant to kill not wound sherlock, john and sherlock were plotting to kill mary and become a couple, the showrunners made it all perfectly clear right there in the subtext, it would all come true and we “bitter has-beens” would be proven wrong and what a great and righteous day that would be -

- every last one of you can fuck right off. if you don’t like what the show gives you… if you don’t like what what’s left of the fandom can do to reinvent it… then i leave the last and, fittingly, frustration-mangled word to jiminy cricket:

“you buttered your bread… now sleep in it.”

Taken

Anonymous said to overwatch-chatroom:
Hey would you two actually be willing to do a chat room with the young reader actually going on a date with a talon agent and a lot of angst happens? ^-^

YOUR WISH IS MY COMAND
also I had to make an oc of mine a talon agent and it hurt me bc hes so sweet :’^)
theres gonna be a second part with angst. also this is terrible lmao/. and I make such original titles.

- Forest



Ana started a chatroom.
Ana invited 76, Reinhardt, Winston, Mercy, and Zenyatta.

Ana: Have any of you seen Y/n?

Ana: They were supposed to be back from their date by now.

Mercy: I texted her an hour ago, but when she was typing she suddenly went offline?

76: I tried calling them but they wouldn’t answer.

Ana: I did to.

Reinhardt: Maybe they are only running late because of traffic?

Winston: They went walking with they’re date.

Reinhardt: What if they only lost track of time? Happens to me sometimes!

Mercy: Y/n always checks the time and always picks up their phone. This is unlike them.

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Donations

Hey yall, next week is spring break and I think I’m going to need help. I’ve got an inhaled asthma mesication that I need to refill which costs like 70 dollars and i would also like to be able to get over the counter allergy medications and some food.

Please let me know if you’re willing to donate and I’ll give u my pay pal info. Also please spread this around if you can. Thanks so much.

anonymous asked:

hey there! i was wondering if you could rec me some good 2jae smut fics? For *coughs* research...

research papers for school are getting weirder and weirder these days….

anyways make sure to read tags and warnings before reading anything bc honestly i read anything when it comes to smut (but i don’t read problematic stuff like non-con so u don’t have to worry about that)

C = chaptered ; O = One shot 
all my 2jae fic rec❤  
fics under the cut ✨

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hey yall! i figured i would do my first follow forever since i recently hit my first milestone of 500 followers! although i’ve only been on this website for a few months, i’m so happy to have each and every one of you following me! PEACE & LOVE 💖~eleni~💖

mutuals italicized

favorites bolded

A-G

@aegyojimin, @agustd, @at-musings-beginning, @bethnya, @bts420, @busanie, @bwiyoon, @carrotjiminie, @caffelattaes, @chim-chim95,@chimchams, @chimchims, @chimchimseyo @chimchimsmiles,@cinnachim,@cloudjimin, @clueless-blogidiot, @cowjimin, @deerguk,@evangelene, @faky, @flowerchildchim, @forjimin, @gaysaranghoe,@geontaebby, @goldenmaktae, @gotjimin

H-N

@heungtanbts, @hobixing, @infireation, @infiressi, @jeongguksss, @jeonjjjane,@jeonkookiemonster, @jeonsangel, @jeonsin, @jgguks, @jimineh, @jiminrolls,@jimins-bootae, @jimiyoong, @jjks, @jjungkook, @jm95z, @jminies, @jmins,@jmnpeach, @jungblue, @jungkxook, @justataehoe, @jxmin, @kareverie,@kookiekoodo, @kpop-plz, @kpoptrashokay, @kths, @lordparkjimin,@lostinbangtan, @mewchim, @minpuffs, @mintsugakookies, @minsvga,@mochikotae, @myg, @namjoon

O-U

@oksyub, @park-jimeme, @park-jimizzle, @park-jizzmin, @parkjlmin,@parxjimin, @perfectjimin, @pjmsbooty, @princeminmin, @rapsae, @seokline,@sillyjimin, @sinnamon-jimin, @sleevelessparkjimin, @suga-k00kie,@sugaandchill, @sugutie, @sweaterpawsjimin, @syubdaddy, @taeie, @taehyu,@the95liner

V-Z

@vcute, @velvetpjm, @versigny, @vmiin, @war-of-hormoan, @whalientae,@whatskookn, @whyparkjimin, @writingseoul, @yahjiminie, @yoonmin

A Matter Of Time

So hey, in honor of valentines day and bunch of headcannons I couldn’t draw out, I wrote some fiction! \(8u8)/  Shoutout to @hybridshadowz and @fkingcaramel for helping, yall are gems <3

This will be a good few chapters long, so give me any feedback ya’ll want! ^u^ Happy early valentines day~

Ch.2 Ch.3

(Do not repost my art/writing)

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hey howdy wassup

hi yall just poppin in to say that if you like my art a lot you should commission me, and here are some good reasons why

  • i am disabled and find it very hard to work, im trying to raise money to see a psychiatrist and get treatment so i can move on with my life and make a real living
  • im also a trans guy who wants to transition and any little bit towards my top surgery fund helps
  • im tryin to get into the habit of streaming regularly so that i can launch a patreon next month! getting commissioned would give me more reason to stream regularly
  • once im in the habit of regular streaming and i launch my patreon, my commission prices will change, some will be less expensive, some will be more expensive, and there will be fewer slots, the next month or so is the only time to get them at the prices they’re at.

this is my commission information currently
this is my art tag
these are commissions ive done

✁ follower appreciation post  ‘”

 hey guys!! so… idk what to really do to celebrate me reaching 500 ! ( thank you sm i cri ) ON MY 1 month ANNIVERSARY asfhajfdkda ( and i didn’t plan ahead; oops ), so i would be mashing things up all in one post !! anyways ;D i’m going to continue with my 400 celebrations and just re-branding it; and i also have a follow train queued up because those are super nice? ( someone posted one today and so i’ll leave that for a week later ) !! i love yall and this is a mashed up post, sorry bbys! 

to enter :

- please reblog this post! (likes don’t count)

- please, be following me !! ( i promise you i’m not chill and will love you if you love me back )

- pick one of the following

- send ♤ for a blog rate

- send ♡ for a compliment

- send ♧ for a playlist ( and your preferred genre of music ; if not your favourite artist )

- send ♢ for a name aesthetic ( and your name as well please )

- i’m low on inspirations so send a ⚠︎ for a personal edit ( i’ll only be doing 10, and i’ll be selective )

                                              ✁ to my favourite people on the site

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Hey yall, my boss is still not giving me enough hours to survive, and while im going to open up commissions again soon i would be really nice if you could donate money to me so i can pay my electric and my rent my paypal email is
Xcomic_kittenx@yahoo.com
Any donations will really help and make this month go by a lot smoother.

hey n’yall im a less than a couple hundo away from a big follower milestone so if u would like to promo me thatd be rad as He’ll

i draw fanart & reblog mass effect n dragon age (however the spotlight is def on mass effect and will be on that for the foreseeable future) and occassionally spew wisdom & and constantly spew gay shit

hello !!!

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Hey there good friends! 
As you all may know: I’m a ye old college student making less than minimum wage at a university funded work study job.
As you may NOT know: I would really love to be able to cosplay Shiro sometime within the next year. My final end date for the cosplay would be January of next year, but having it before hand would be absolutely wonderful. 

Among buying the wig, I’ll need to piece together and sew the outfit and get corresponding pieces, and materials to craft Shiro’s Galra arm. All together, the needed funds come out to about $300USD. I can put in some of this money from my own budget, but a little bit of help wouldn’t hurt at all!

I’ve decided to sell some art work, If you’re interested in prices and examples, please look under the read more!

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PS4 Overwatch Players

Hey! I’ve had a pretty rough day in competitive and I’m sick of listening to arseholes shout at me and at other people. So I’m wondering if anyone is interested in a skirmish-esque match where basically we all mess around and spam the “hello” button, and basically have a casual fun match.

If you’re interested, like or reblog this post and we’ll trade usernames. :)

callout post

hey um! somebody asked me to make a callout post for donald trump aka tumblr user @whitehouse bc he was making some people uncomfy recently ://// i hate to have to do this i just hope he learns & i hope yall stop associating with him

so ive known him for a while now and theres always been a few red flags…. his behavior has always been sort of worrisome and whenever somebody would call him out he would just yell at them :/ anyway here’s a list of things he’s done (screenshots included)!

  • fires people on his tv show (yes i know its a tv show but hes making entertainment out of meanness and he wont apologize for it!)
  • abusive on twitter! idk if you follow his twitter, but hes always directing people and calling them all sorts of names. abused @jebbush16 (screenshot below)


  • playing golf (ok i know this isn’t inherently problematic but golf is bougie & associated with the upper class like…it costs 0 cents to play a different sport)
  • banned citizens from 7 majority muslim nations from entering the united states
  • uses ableist language all the time, like when he calls people stupid 
Facts I share with BTS

Facts I share with BTS; basically list out things you have in common with BTS Sooo @war-of-hormoan tagged me.. so here you go? BTW THANKS FOR TAGGING MEE BOO (have some blonde Jin kisses because I am weak for this)

Originally posted by bwiseoks

1. Kim Namjoon: umm as much I would like to say intelligence, I’d more specifically say academically intelligent. We both have a constant urge to learn more and actually understand the world better.

Also I’m shit ton clumsy. I burnt my hand like twice yesterday.

2. Kim Seokjin: the sort of aura we put across. At first people might just take me to be a narcissistic asshole who just talks big. But that’s where people misunderstand us.

3. Min Yoongi: A love so strong for something that’s probably useless to the whole the world but still means a lot to me.

4. Jung Hoseok: Trying to be our brightest self even in the toughest times. Even when I’m feeling down or trash I always think people are having a worse day than me, so I should be there to cheer them up with my stupid rants and talks.

5. Park Jimin: our own worst critics. Like Ramsey I think I’m my own worse critic. I’ve written one chapter of a fic at least 20 times before I think it’s ok to post.

6. Kim Taehyung: the childish sense of humor and of course the love for all things amazing like Pokémon and Power Rangers and attack on titans and just amazing stuff in general and pudding. Yep pudding.

7. Jeon Jungkook: the feeling that I’m never good enough. That no matter what I do, I won’t be perfect and that perfection is what I want.

8. BTS: I’m the most hardworking person that I know of. I usually work my ass off for school making sure I have my grades on check before I even move to my blog. On which I always try to either weblog stuff or communicate with a lot of you. And if I’m slacking off watching a movie, your best bet is that I’ve done all my work way before the deadline.

9. Maknae Line: I’m constantly either playing video games or watching anime or being stupid with my friends or brother.

10. Hyung line: a deep love for music. Music is something that gets me through a lot of shit. Whether I’m trying to ignore annoying people or talking a walk in the park.

11. My bias: usually trying to cheer people up while also working our butts off to do the best that we can for people who have expectations for us.

12. Person I’m most like: Jungkook possibly.

I’m tagging: @sugamysavagebaby @wonhotmonsta @kittae @sugamonstae @bangtaninspired @sekailover @queenyoonji @omgbigbangtanboys