SKAMS04E10 Clip 2 - Penetrator Chris
EVA: Hey. Did you sleep well?
CHRIS: I just dreamt something fucked up.
EVA: Yeah, what?
CHRIS: I dreamt that I was at my old elementary school. And we were eating lunch outside, me and Caroline, who was my girlfriend in fourth grade and then you were walking past and I was like “Wow, damn”! And then I walked up to you and I was like “Hey, do you wanna date me?” in front of Caroline.
EVA: What did I say?
CHRIS: You said yes, of course.
EVA: Yes? Of course? Okay?
CHRIS: And that’s supposed to mean…?
EVA: That we’re never going to be together.
CHRIS: Why not?
EVA: Why? Because..
EVA: Because you.. are..
CHRIS: I am? What am I?
EVA: A cheating fuckboy.
EVA: Hi, Vilde.
VILDE: Hi, what are you doing?
EVA: Nothing in particular…
VILDE: Listen, I wanted to do something nice for Sana at that Eid-celebration, to show her how much we love her.
EVA: Yes! We can do that!
VILDE: So I’ve read a bit about Eid and it’s common to give gifts, but it’s often just to kids and money and stuff, and it’d be a bit weird to give her money. I wanna give her something really special, so do you have any ideas?
EVA: Uhm… No, I don’t know, but we should probably ask someone for some advice, maybe someone who knows more than us,
VILDE: Yeah, I agree. We’ll ask a Muslim.
EVA: Hey, but listen, maybe I’ll call you up a bit later or something?
EVA: Okayyy, bye! Where were we?
CHRIS: We were talking about if we’re going to get together.
EVA: I don’t think so..
CHRIS: You don’t? Because I think you may want to.
CHRIS: You sure?
EVA: Yes, I’m sure.
CHRIS: Totally sure?
EVA: Yes, very.
MOM: Oh, I’m sorry! Uhm..
EVA: Uhm.. I have company.
EVA: Uhm.. This is..
CHRIS: Hey! Chris.
MOM: Hi. Chris.
CHRIS: Is your name also Chris?
MOM: Yeah, no, my name is Anne Marit.
CHRIS: Oh, okay. That makes sense.
MOM: I’m sorry for just.. I didn’t know Eva had a boyfriend.
EVA: We’re not together.
MOM: Yes, but that’s.. You’ll figure that out.. Okay.
EVA: Oh my God.
CHRIS: Oh, well.
EVA: Why did you stand up?
CHRIS: I had to introduce myself. I was raised well. You have to say hi to people.
EVA: You could’ve introduce yourself another time!