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anonymous asked:

Hi lovely! If you're taking requests, would you mind doing a Spider-Man fic where Peter gets really sick at school and for some reason aunt may can't come so tony comes to take him back to the tower and takes care of him?? Thank you so much!!

(Combined because of similarity!! and also wanted to play with different ideas bc lets be real a lot of my spiderman stuff are repetitive!! And also emeto warning later in the fic!)

There’s nothing Aunt May hates more than leaving Peter.

She’s a tough lady, Peter knows this, and she will never admit this, but Aunt May is afraid of leaving him. Peter doesn’t blame her.

She has dealt with loss far too many times. A person with that kind of a heart does not deserve that turmoil. She’s a beautiful woman, and Peter admires her, and he will do anything to keep her happy. He tries to be safe for her, although duty calls, but in the hardest of battles he thinks of her to stay alive.

So when Aunt May was called to do an important business trip down in LA, she was frantic. She had spent the past weeks trying to figure out where Peter should stay, what foods she should leave behind, running over everything with Peter, how much money she should leave, and so on and so forth. Peter admired how much she cared, but all of this wasn’t necessary.

To top it off, Peter had started to develop a bit of a cold. At the time it had been the slightest of coughs, and a bit of a sniffle here and there, but it was enough to send the poor woman into hysterics.

The only thing that eased her troubled mind in the end was Tony Stark’s offer to keep Peter for the week she was gone. It was only then she was able to relax, knowing Peter was in good hands. She had apologised, softly reminding Peter how he was all she had. Peter understood, he really did. He would keep him safe as much as he could. But crime did not wait. The world just kept going and he couldn’t just sit there and do nothing. He wasn’t any better than the bad guys if he did.

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Inside Out  {Sentence Starters}

  • “I’m too sad to walk.“
  • “Oh, I’ll show you attitude!”
  • “All right everyone, fresh start!“
  • “Sorry, I went sad again, didn’t I?“
  • “Sir, reporting high levels of sass!“
  • “Can I use that swear word, now?“
  • “Take her to the moon for me. Okay?“
  • “Six years of drama school… for this.“
  • “Okay, I admit it, we had a rough start.“
  • “First day of school! Very, very exciting!“
  • “I want to go home. Please don’t be mad.”
  • “Say what you want, I think it’s all beautiful.“
  • “Okay. I’m positive you will get lost in there.”
  • “Well, what would you do if you’re so smart?“
  • “What is your problem? Just leave me alone!“
  • “I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.“
  • “On a scale of one to ten, I give this day an ‘F’.”
  • “I’d tell you, but you’re too dumb to understand.“
  • “Wait, did he just say we couldn’t have dessert?“
  • “I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few… hours.“
  • “Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah, you’re welcome.“
  • “Need I remind you of how great things were there?“
  • “Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before?“
  • “We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.“
  • “So that’s how you want to play it, old man? No dessert?“
  • “I don’t know where this disrespectful attitude came from.“
  • “Oh, sure, we’ll eat our dinner… right after YOU EAT THIS!“
  • “What was that? I though you said we were gonna ‘act casual’.”
  • “All these facts and opinions look the same. I can’t tell them apart.“
  • “And we get all cold, shivery, and everything just starts feeling droopy!”
  • “Do you look at someone and wonder: what is going on inside their head?”
  • “Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life’s problems.“
  • I say we lock ourselves in our room and use that one swear word we know.”
  • “Hey, let’s sleep on it, cause I’m sure jolly, fun-filled times are just around the corner.“
  • “We’re gonna have a good day, which will turn into a good week, which will turn into a good year, which will turn into a good life!”
Rromani FAQ

What’s up, fam? For International Rromani Day this year, I thought it would be a good idea to maybe post some basic info. So here is your IRrD cultural crash-course cheat sheet:

  • The word “G*psy” is an ethnic slur. It comes from the misconception that we originated in Egypt (hint: we did not). Basically, white Europeans were like “hey those guys are brown. They must be Egyptians. lol ‘Gyptians. lol ~G*PSIES~”. AKA, they couldn’t be bothered to ask where we actually came from. Some Rroma have opted to reclaim this word and may use it to refer to themselves. That does not mean that it’s okay for just anybody to use it. Friendly tip: do not use this word unless you are actually Rromani.
  • Rromani people trace their roots back to India and some parts of Pakistan (but mostly India?). While many don’t necessarily consider themselves Indian or even South-Asian, we are also not white.
  • We are a diaspora group. That means we were expelled from the country/left nationless.
  • Rroma come in all colours. Some of us are dark-skinned and some are light-skinned. We are all POC. There are certain physical traits that are common in our ethnic group, but that does not mean that we all have these traits. In fact, many of these traits have been used to stereotype us, which isn’t cool.
  • Our culture involves a lot of dancing and music. And food. And our food is generally pretty spicy.
  • We are not Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame). In fact, that book is hella racist and the movie isn’t really much better. In the book, Esmeralda was a gadje (non-Rromani) girl who was kidnapped by Rroma (stereotype) and raised in their community (stereotype). As you will know from the movie, she dressed provocatively (stereotype) and danced for coins (stereotype). Rroma women are often portrayed as sexual objects, which is really gross tbh. Although the cute lil’ goat friend is 110% factual. I mean, not really. But I had a goat friend. Her name was Rochelle. More on that later.
  • Rroma men are often stereotyped as lazy.
  • Other stereotypes include fortune tellers, witches, thieves, beggars, and street performers. I am here to tell you that we are honestly no more likely to do these things than any other cultural group so… yeah? And those that do are often forced into these positions by laws and discrimination in their home countries.
  • Speaking of which, forced eviction, mass deportation, sterilisation, systematic impoverishment and oppression, workplace discrimination, segregated education, and TAKING CHILDREN AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILIES are problems that Rroma are still facing TODAY.
  • Rroma are sometimes known as Travellers because we have historically been a fairly nomadic group (by necessity). Rromani people would (and many still do) travel from place to place, looking for work, only to be chased away by prejudiced locals. Think old man on a porch shouting “Get off my lawn!” at the paper boy. Dumb, right? Right.
  • We do not want your children. For some reason, gadje think we want to steal their children? Some even think we eat them??? We do not do this.
  • Gadje is not a bad word. It literally means “non-Rromani person”.
  • Our language is called Rromanes or Rromani Chib. There are like a gajillion different dialects. Those of us who actually speak our chib might not be able to understand another Rrom because of dialectical differences. It’s complicated.
  • We are not a costume. A G*psy is not something you can just become. You can’t convert. You either are or you are not. Wearing long skirts does not make you a ~*G*pSy*~. Being a hippie does not make you a ~*G*pSy*~. Pracitising witchcraft does not make you a ~*G*pSy*~. We are not mythical creatures. You cannot become Rromani any more than you can become Black or Asian or Hispanic. It is especially concerning when people act like we are a style instead of an ethnicity because a) it makes a mockery of our culture, and b) makes it seem like we do not actually exist.
  • Bread.

if you don’t think this is one of the cutest lil Drarry moments ever captured for our eyes to admire, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Too Little Too Late (BHK version)
Brian H. Kim
Too Little Too Late (BHK version)

From Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Just Friends.

Dominic: Hey Brian, did we get Nick Lachey singing ‘Too Little Too Late?’

Brian: No, we only have audio of Adam and Rider singing that song.

Dominic: Oh, maybe you could sing it? For the end of the Love Sentence concert. With a piano. Like, you know how sometimes boybands will give one of their members a big solo ballad?

In Brian’s head: YOU MEAN LIKE NICK CARTER’S TIMELESS SOLO “I NEED YOU TONIGHT” FROM THE BACKSTREET BOYS’ FORMATIVE GRAMMY-NOMINATED 1999 ALBUM MILLENNIUM?

Brian: Oh, sure.

  • (Hunk, Keith, and Pidge are chilling in one of the common rooms post-Season 2)
  • Hunk: Hey, Keith?
  • Keith: Yeah?
  • Hunk: When we hung out with the Blades, did you notice how-
  • Keith: I’m not gonna turn purple, Hunk.
  • Hunk: I know!!! Jeesh, the joke got old ages ago anyway. Nah, what I was gonna ask was, do you think you’re going to grow a tail?
  • (Moment of dead silence)
  • Pidge: (shrieking laughter) Hunk have you been imagining Keith’s fursona?!?!?!
  • Hunk: No!!!!!!!!!!!!! ............ But now that you’ve planted that idea in my head, Keith, would you prefer a long tail or a short tail? (The door to the rooms)
  • Keith: NO ONE is getting a tail!!
  • Lance: (standing behind him) ... You guys seem to be having fun.
  • Pidge: (takes one look at Keith’s face and starts choking)
  • Hunk: (slamming Pidge on the back) Oh, hey Lance! We were just talking about what it’d be like if Keith had a tail.
  • Lance: Ooooooh, kinky. (vaults onto couch) Lay out the options, my good man.
  • Hunk: Well, a lot of the Blades we saw have super duper long tails. But they kinda remind me of pythons, so I vote to nix that.
  • Keith: why are you guys doing this to me
  • Pidge: (finally caught her breath back) I agree, the long tail is way too weird. Maybe he’d have a short tail? Like a bobtail cat?
  • Lance: Awwwww, a stubby little tail? That’d be cute!
  • Keith: .... Did you just call my hypothetical tail ‘cute’?
  • Lance: .. Nno.
  • Hunk: Dude, you totally just did.
  • Lance: I did not!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pidge, stop laughing!
  • Pidge: (makes a gurgling noise)

keith: yeah while we were stranded i had to save shiro from these giant angry space geckos and then we camped out waiting for help

pidge: while i was stranded i got to hang out with these cute fluffy guys and then built a satellite to contact the castle

lance: [casually inspecting nails] huh, yeah, those are cool i guess. hey, hunk, what was it we did again?

hunk: oh i don’t know, lance. maybe SAVED AN ENTIRE PLANET ON OUR OWN?? [high fives lance]

Mi Amor

 Daveed Diggs x Latina!Reader

Requested by anon: Hi. It’s the anon who asked about the Latina reader here. I was wondering if you’d do like where Daveed and the reader are really good friends but Lin knows she has a crush on him and he’s teasing her about it but daveed overhears them mention him and doesn’t understand them cause they’re talking in Spanish. He asked her about it or something and then fluff or smut! I don’t know…. Your other fics are amazing so I know this one will be to die for no matter what! Gracias!! ❤❤

Words: 3,675

Warnings: Swearing and SMUTTT. A LOT OF IT idk what else you want from me ahahaha

A/N: This was SO FUN to write but Idk I’m sorry if this was so bad lol I THINK I’VE OFFICIALLY MADE THE SINNERS CLUB LOLOL OKOKOK

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A friend of mine once tweeted “idea for a story: accidental road trip with your lyft driver” and my brain immediately jumped to a TRC AU in which Blue is an Uber driver and ends up with Gansey and Henry in her Uber pool and for some reason the 3 of them end up on an epic impromptu road trip and they all fall in love even as she’s threatening to leave their pampered asses by the side of a desolate backroad in Pennsylvania.

Stay [Daryl Dixon x Reader]

You’ve been doing a lot of rick and younger reader fics but could you do a younger reader and Daryl fic? Like she’s 18-20 and has either been with the group since the start or could be Ron’s sister in Alexandra (whatever one is easier for you to write) and some nice dirty smut happens? Thanks and love your blog!

Here you go anon, Daryl smut as requested! Hope you enjoy! 

Originally posted by negandarylsatisfaction

Words: 2,098

Warnings: SMUT, spanking, swearing, unprotected sex

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