hey tree

Adventures of a DnD group.

Your Druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction.

Druid: Uhh, I turn into a tree.

DM: The camp you’re sneaking through is in the middle of an open field.

Druid: Shit. I’ll turn into a tree anyway.

Soldier: Hey, has that tree always been there?

Druid: I’ve been here for weeks.

DM: Roll to bluff.

Druid: Nat 20

Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose.

glitch tree foxes
(this was kind of a placeholder name but it stuck in my mind)
casual species info (you can completely ignore this, or pick out the bits you like. these are just idle thoughts i had while drawing)

  • these foxes are on a continuum of ‘nature’ and 'technology’. most have a blend of features:
    -nature traits: flowers/leaves, defined paws & noses, etc
    -tech traits: data/pixels, glowing/blank eyes, less defined features
  • data trails leak off their bodies, leaving behind information that can be read. they will eventually fade. if you encounter them you might get a glimpse of a memory, or flashes of images from the fox’s life
  • the data looks like glitching floating specks of light (pixels), or petals/leaves that can be physically picked up, or something in-between. the petals/leaves have information that is more scent-based (pheromones). animals with better senses of smell would be able to glean more information from them than humans could (i don’t know if humans exist in their world though)
  • the foxes generally have a easier time understanding foxes with features similar to them (the same 'interface’) but as most have a combination of features, different ones are not completely incapable of communicating
  • they can exchange information by passing their tails through each other–though it works better if the tails are more data-like. the ones with 'natural’ tails are more likely just to smell each other

i’ll add more information to this post as i think of it

I didn’t know witch of the boys to draw so whatever, all of them! Take what you like from their conversations, what are they saying? Who knows! Me, I know. Gosh, I really gotta stop getting into musicals soon. Also I know Micheal is taller then Jeremy just let me have this

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: I'm so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it's the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees, and all our beautiful lemons, endless possibilities. They're so beautiful, I wish I was a lemon. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. That's so beautiful, like I only hope that the whores aren't stealing our lemons you know those naughty whores always steal lemons and we do have a couple lemon whores in this community, those damn lemon-stealing whores I hate them because no one will take our prized lemons from us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? It has been about 10 seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. Hey what the fuck

helathegoddessofdeath  asked:

Imagine The Losers Club as the most dysfunctional superhero team

ok but listen i Love this so much i could even write a fic for this au
have some headcanons about their abilities;

Bill: Telekinesis. Bill can move litterally anything he wants with his mind. at first it was little stuff like a pen or a paper sheet, but the more he grown up, the bigger his power became. he’ll soon discover his abilities are, in fact, related to his emotions, and the stronger the emotions he will feel will be, the bigger the objets he will be able to move will get, even people.
“no Stan, I won’t l-l-let you move. You’ll come with us and save this f-f-fucking city.”

Richie: Invisibility. Richie can render himself unseen by everyone and do whatever he wants without being seen. he keeps using his power on bad purposes like to annoy the other members of the team and scaring them all the time, or to steals stuff
”oooOOOOooh i’m the ghost of Eddie’s underpant, flying through the house!!!”

Stan: Telepathy. Stan can read people’s mind, but also affect their minds/thoughts. It started with terrible headaches, then he started hearing voices that werent his (the poor boy was terrified).
Now he has learn how to control his power and can choose to hear only one person’s thoughts at once
”….I wish I didn’t hear what you were thinking about, Richie. You’re so gross…..”

Eddie: Healing factor. Just by touching someone’s injury, Eddie can heal it and take all of their pain. Unfortunately, it’s only working on other people, but not on himself. He discovered his powers by touching a bird which couldn’t fly, and flew away as soon as his hand touched it.
”Could you stop hurting yourself on purpose all the fucking time to see if my power still works?? Of course it still works!!”

Mike: Fire Manipulation. Mike can create, shape and manipulate fire with his hands. Like the other members of his team, he couldn’t control his power, and everytime he would have a strong (negative) emotion, he would create fire. Unfortunately, his power was also the cause of many incendies, inclunding his own house…
”If you tell me one more time “hot damn” I swear to god…”

Ben: Enhanced Strength. Ben can lift approximately 10 tons with his hands,  he can crush, lift, throw, or catch items of great weight without hurting himself. Like most members of the team, Ben’s abilities gets stronger when he gets a negative feeling, especially anger or sadness. Scared to hurt people, Ben can’t touch anyone until he will be able to have a better control of his own strenght
”I’ve already told you; I won’t carry all your bikes in my arms because you guys don’t want to ride them home…”

Beverly: Plants manipulation.  Beverly can create, shape and manipulate plants, including trees, vines, flowers, but also part of the plants (leaves/fruits). She can also revive withered or dead plants just by touching them with her hands, make them grown flowers, fruits.  yea… kinda like Poison Ivy!
The other members of the team love her power, she’s also the one who made them their “secret base” as they’re calling it; a cabin on a tree