hey there mamacita

*Se truena los dedos* ¡MI MOMENTO HA LLEGADO! POR SUPUESTO!!!! Me alegra tanto que conociera algo por mi causa ;v; Se siente lindo! (Amor a AOA!!!)

Empecemos~

Si recomiendo canciones de ellos tendre en cuenta canciones lentas, rápidas y cosas monstruosas~ (5 por cada grupo, puede varias si tiene sub-unidad) 


1- B.A.P = Buenas canciones, poco valorados, demandaron a su empresa y por eso no tiene fama, canciones polemicas. El rap de su Makane (menor), Zelo, es mas rápido que Ofiuco sacandole la navaja al Zajeh :C

// Recomiendo: 1004 (angel), ONE SHOT, Wake Me Up, Skydive y Blind (Para comenzar, tambien esta su lider con raps ricolinos~)

2- Block-B = No son exactamente visuales, a BBC no le importa, buenos raps, flojossss, canciones movidas, son divertidos, tio ZICO opacador y caras derps everywhereeeee!!!! ¡BAZTARS!

// Recomiendo: Jackpot, HER, NalinA, Nillili Mambo y Mental Breaker~ (Toy para Laurasad, Zico también se luce, solo escuche “ANTI” o “Eureka”)

3- BTS = Ya los conocen seguro, buenas canciones, buenos raps, bailes dificiles, teoriasssss y estan llenos de momentos graciosos. “Ah! Eskiussssssmiiiiiii” “INFIRES MAN!” “YOU GOT NO JAMS”

// Recomiendo: Boy in luv, Spring day, Save me, Danger y RUN. (I Need you tambien, vean el dance practice de Silver Spoon, es porno en video~, también escuche al tio Agust D y las canciones de RapMon, TE SIGO ESPERANDO HOBI, SACA EL MIXTAPE)

4- BTOB = R A R O S, alfombras rojas chistosas, canciones bellas, TALENTO, amigos de todos, quiza demaciados amigos ¿Ya dije que son anormales? Tiene al calvo de brazzers (?

// Recomiendo: WOW, MOVIE, All wolves except me, I’ll be your man y Anymore (Recomeindo ver sus alfombras rojas, dan para pensar XD)

5- SHINee = Estan viejitos pero juntos, son pasivas, mas feneminas que los grupos femeninos, que tu y yo, tienes una diva, “Dibidibis” y un lider que los cambiaría por pollo frito. “SOY UN DORITO”.

//Recomiendo: SHERLOCK, View, Excuse me miss, Hitchhiking y Spoiler (Alsooooo, MINHO ESTAI WENO)

6- MONSTA X = Tiene 2 años, un meme handante, un maknae que no lo parece, una gata y un men que parece rudo, pero es un bebe. Buenas canciones les falta su firts win :C Tienen a WONHOT.

// Recomiendo: Beautiful, All in, Fighter, HERO, Shine forever (Tambien puede escuchar Blind y malpensar~)

7- GOT7 = Si era necesario que fueran el 7. Todos son memes, demaciado graciosos, tienden a flopear y no lo merecen :C DAT INGLISH, tienen una nutria. También los conocen como Jackson 7, Gay 7, Jotos 7, gatos 7, ”Hit the stage!” ¡I’M OUT!

// Recomiendo: Just Right, Hard Carry, Never Ever, Tic Tic Tok e If You do. (Tambien esta JJ Project, aqui puede escuchar Bounce, por ejemplo)

8- EXO = “EXO es un grupo muy masculino” - Lay el drogo, ni el se lo cree. Muerden sus traseros, Satan vive entre ellos, tenian un chino que demanda, posiblemente el futuro Suju. Tiene un negro sabroso que se comio a una de F (x). “ Un dicho dice, que si tiene la nariz grande también tiene el…” - BaekHyun, 2017.

// Recomiendo = Growl, Overdose, Love me Right, Dancing King y Call me baby (La sub unidad, EXO-CBX esta wena, escuchen Hey mama y Rhythm After Summer)

9- BigBang = DANCE TURURURURUR, drogos, wenos cumbiones como todo lo que proviene de YG. Son brayans, G-raim opacador~ “SMELLLLLL, OHHH SMELLL”. HARU HARU BROOOOOOOOOO, CORTA VENAS.

// Recomiendo: FANTASTIC BABY, Haru Haru, Loser, Last dance y FXXK IT (Alsooo, sus cancione spor seprado son wenaaaas!! Ringa Linga, Good Boy y la discografia del tio GD~)  

10- IKON = Hermano de lo de arriba, turros, yo me lo encontraba y seguro me sacaban hasta la billetera. Raps moja bragas, intensos, canciones pegadisas, entras y no salessss. Bobby opaca y brilla en Show me the money!!!

// Recomiendo: Rhythm Ta, Dumb & Dumber, B-DAY, Bling Bling y What’s wrong?(Escuchen al tio Bobby y B.I, lo merecen~~~~)

11- SEVENTEEN = No, no se escribe “Seveenten”, tampoco son 17, es complicado. Canciones lindas, su compositor los golpeara con una guitarra, tienen a Leonardo Di Caprio y dos chinos, chinos. No dejen a Di Caprio ir de nuevo a SMTM, que se coforme con su Oscar (?

// Recomiendo: MANSE, Very NICE (aju nice), Shining Diamond, BOOM BOOM y Adore U. (Son adorables, denles atención, lo merecen. Woozi se parece a Suga)

12- WINNER = Rip Nam Tae, te extrañamos. BOBOS, Rili rili rili rileeeeyyyy, al fin tienen relevancia, Mino se cree GD y lo molestan por ello. Canciones lindas, viene de YG pero no veo sus navajas >:UUUUU

//Recomiendo: Sentimental, Really Really, Love me Love me, I’M Young y Baby Baby (Esos titulos yo si los compro (?. Apoyen al tio MINO, escuchen Body y entenderan, extrañen a Nam Tae :C) 

13- Teen Top = Rip L.joe, por que siempre mis bias se van!?, son bulleadores, no en serio, vean Weekly idol en el Random Play Dance y veran esas patadas ninjas. Niel volo para patear a Shunji!!!, Ricky es bello y le hacen bullyng. 

// Recomiendo: Rocking, Miss Right, Warning Sing, Be ma Girl y Love is (Ay, L.joe aun te extraño…, igual, Niel tiene solos, apoyenlos) 

14- Super Junior = No me olvide de mis super viejos, de aqui povenie el todo poderoso San Siwon, tienen a la Chula, patrona de todas tus favs que bullea en Knowing Bros, ¡HEY MAMACITA NEGA AYAYAYAYAYAYYYY! 

// Recomiendo: Devil, Opera, A-cha, Mamacita y Mr.Simple (+ Sorry Sorry, tambie esta Super Junior D&B con Can you feel it?) 

15- VIXX = Reyes de los conceptos, son darkssssssss, wenas rolas pero teñidas de negroooooo, tiene a la negra de N que no muestra carnes y a un man que dibuja como el mismo infierno y no tiene expresiones faciales (Si, te hablo a ti Leo!) 

// Recomiendo: Voodo Doll, Fantasy, Spider, Chained Up y Super hero (No me hago responsables de los traumas. Su rapero Ravi esta weno tambien, apoyenlo!) 


Grupos que no me alcanzan en un post!!!: R de Recomiendo.

- B1A4 (SON LINDOSSSS, Y ESTAN JUNTOS) // R, Sweet Girl

- INFINITE (Solo basta escuchar Bad, la mas conocida y caes) //R, Bad.

- IMFACT (Nuevos, poco relevantes mucho talento) // R, Lollipop

- Pentagon (Tiene sub unidad con la tia HyunA!!!) // R, Can you feel it

- BIGFLO (Nadie los pela…)// R, Bad Mama Jama

- ToppDogg (Parece que estan muerto, pero no) // R, Annie.

- History (Estos si estan muertos!!!) // R, Queen. 

- NCT (NCT Dream, NCT 127, NCT U…¿¡alguien mas aqui es NCT!?) // R, Limtless, NCT 127 - the 7th Sense, NCT U - Chwing Gum, NCT Dream. 

- Boyfriend (Se jueron a Niponlandia, pero ya volvieron) // R, Witch. 

- Up10tion (Son varios, pero tiene buenas canciones!!) // R, So, Dangerous. 

- Speed (Estos tambien murieron, el hermano de Zico estaba aqui) // R, Don’t tease Me!

- SS501 (Tambien muertos… los extraño) // R, Love ya. 

- Wanna One (Se separaran al año, mientras disfrutemoslos!) // R, Energetic

- KNK (Caciones sad, son ALTOS!!!!! 1.80+) // R, KNOK.

- Highlight / Beast (WMJWNVJEFNVJRNV Muchos cambios!!) R, Adrenaline.

- Shinhwa (EL VIEJO YENKINSSS!!)  // R, Brand New. 

- A.C.E (Son nuevos, bailan en calzones) // R, CACTUS. 

- ASTRO (Son unos bebes, los SHINee de esta generación)  // R, Breathless.


Bandas: 

- FT Island (Fueron un experimento, son básicamente K-Rock) // R, Take me now.

- CN Blue (TALENTO, CANCIONES HERMOSAS) // R, Cant Stop.

- Day 6 (Tiene un argentino XD)  // R, I Wait.

- N.flying (Valorenlossss!!!)  // R, The real.

- The Rose (recien debutan!!!) // R, Sorry.


Me fui a mugre!!!! pero alli esta XDDDD 

Si saben mas, me puden recomendar, soy bastante abierta a cualquier grupo!!! jcknvfjdvnjdsnfkjdnfj Tambien se me puede haber pasado uno! LOL

Originally posted by whatwhot

Max misses Steve like crazy when he’s away with Nancy and Jonathan. She tries to occupy her time with studying, hanging out with the boys, skateboarding… whatever she can do to stall going home. Going home means Billy. It means yelling and fighting and storming out of the house not long past nine at night, tears running down her cheeks, hugging her chest and praying to God her big brother would just come home to help her out. 

She starts calling him whenever she can. On the nights when she stays over at El’s, she doesn’t really need to. It’s nice there. But in her own bed, while Billy bangs around the house or drives off drunk, she grabs the phone and punches his number in, biting her lip to keep from sobbing when he doesn’t pick up. This is what it’s like to miss someone. 

He comes home after the summer. They stand in the Wheeler kitchen. Max drops her plastic bowl of ice cream and runs into his arms. 

“Hey, Mamacita,” says Steve. 

“You’re home.”

This is what it’s like to have someone. 

EXO React: Ao ouvi-la cantando músicas de outros grupos

*Em cada uma das reacts, contém o trecho de uma música. É uma forma de panfletar alguns grupos, além do nosso EXO, BTS e Monsta X. Espero que gostem ♥ ·················································································· Minseok/Xiumin

“No Not Today! Chong jojun balsa!”—Not Today, BTS

–Legal hein, e minha fã se foi. Não estou exagerando, poderiamos estar fazendo algo bem mais interessante agora…

Jongdae/Chen

“Never ever! Ever gonna let you go”—Never Ever, GOT7

–Jagiya, por que não me faz um daqueles doces que gosto tanto? Ai, como é o nome… Não, isso não é uma desculpa! É brigadeiro, né? Faz pra mim??“

Baekhyun

“Soneul deureo nan freeze! Armor down!
Nananana nanana nanana”—Chained Up, VIXX

–Então é assim? Sério que prefere ele do que eu?? Jagiya, por que não fazemos algo mais interessante?

Chanyeol

“Ya! Nan nallari! Ho! Nallari! Niga chyeodabol ttae nan hwiparamman bulji”—Super Fly, 24K

– Meu Deus! Eu acabei de perder minha fã número um! Exagero? Ah, Jagi, por que não canta meu rap, ao invés de cantar o dele??“

Junmyeon/Suho

“Michin saramdeul! Go crazy!”—Go Crazy, 2pm

–Ok, ok. A música é boa. Mas Jagi, você já está cantando essa música a tarde inteira! Qual é??

Yixing/Lay

“Hey, Mamacita! Naega aya aya aya!”—Mamacita, Super Junior

–Opa, Super Junior? Também gosto dessa música! Sabe dançar? Então vamos. Mas depois de dançar, podemos fazer alguma outra coisa… E desta vez, será um outra dança. O que? Eu queria te ensinar a dançar Growl. Eu sou inocente, Jagi.

Kyungsoo/D.O

“Oneulmankeumeun I smile, apeudeorado I smile, neoui apeseon”—I Smile, DAY6

–Meu vocal é muito melhor. Não, eu não estou com ciúmes, e nem estou sendo esnobe. Mas veja a experiência e o vocal perfeito do papai aqui. E você sabe muito bem disso, amor.

Jongin/Kai

“Era moreugetda I love y'all! Girl I wanna get down”—FXXK IT, BigBang

–Ta, eu adoro essa música. Você sabe que eu gosto do BigBang. Mas não acha que já está bom de cantar ela por hoje?  Ah Jagi, eu queria me divertir um pouco…

Sehun

“Aye, yeah, yeah, yeah! Hands up if you feelin’ the vibe now!”—Fire Truck, NCT 127

–Aish, qual é Jagi. Eles tem um bom futuro, mas seu oppa é muito mais experiente, não é mesmo princesa? Por que não ouvimos outro tipo de musica, se é que me entende. ·················································································· Hey amores!

Sei que demorei bastante para postar, mas cá estou eu de volta :’). Estas últimas semanas estão sendo um pouco difíceis para mim. Por isso, posso demorar um pouco para postar, espero que entendam. Mas irei me esforçar ao máximo para vocês. Espero que tenham gostado!
Bjus ♥
~D.Unnie

taedolly  asked:

Hey mamacita~~ nigaaaaa~~ Hola! como estas? Que diría Kook cuando su novia le "Cara de rata",que diría NamJoon al decirle "Ramón", que diría Jin al decirle "Princesa", Jimin al decirle "Jimeno" Taehyung al decirle "Alien" Suga al decile"Anciano" o "azuquitar" y Jhope al Decirle "Caballo" ¿Como reaccionarian?

SIII!

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Rap Monster:  “Ah, ¿por qué? No ahora por favor”

“Ramón”


Jin: Siento que a Seokjin no le gustará para nada ser considerado femenino, pero solo para hacerte feliz te mostraría algo de aegyo

“Princesa”

Originally posted by bts0726


Suga: “Se que soy mayor que tú pero, no te pases”

“Anciano”


J- Hope: “¿Realmente me parezco?”

“Caballo”


Jimin: Le costará un buen tiempo darse cuenta que lo estás llamando a él y probablemente no entendería porqué lo estás nombrando así

“Jimeno”


V: “Yo también te pondré un apodo”

“Alien”

Originally posted by glitterskylines


Jungkook: *pensando* “¿Por qué me está llamando así? ¿Es así como realmente ella me ve? ¿Y si soy un humano-rata? ¿Y si soy una rata disfrazada de humano?”

“Cara de rata”

Originally posted by reneemallen




Tag - About Me

Tagged by @nickyeom (Obrigada, meu amor <3)!

The rule is: Tag 9 people to get to know them

  • Relationship status: Dating? we talk about our marriage already so
  • Lipstick or chapstick: Lip balm
  • Favorite color: Blue!
  • Last song you listened to: Mamacita - Super Junior hey mamacita naega ayayayaya
  • Last movie you watched: The World’s End
  • Top 3 shows: Supernatural, The Exorcist and Friends
  • Top 3 ships: Jade/Dave (Homestuck), Rin/Archer (Fate/stay Night - I’m still salty about this, don’t touch me) and Karkat/Jade/Dave (Homestuck again, my babies deserve to be happy)


I tag @pastyyboy, @brennahrae, @jj-nyoung, @spookyhyojin, @bunnynamja, @sambashua, @renjunz, @hyukleberryfinn and anyone who wants to do it <3

fromaspecialbloodline  asked:

♫ - Anna to Greyson // She said she was bored and then told me to send something and?? Greyson's name was the first to pop in my head??

“Hey mamacita tú es muy bonita! You’re hotter than lava, you should definitely shake it like two maracas!” Greyson called out winking at the new girl in school Anna. He definitely found her attractive and considering they shared a Spanish class together, he thought he’d use that.
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//Sweet lawd this blog is becoming a LITERAL meme//
150409 Osaka -Day 1:

➮ hae: i want to remember everyone’s name today, shout out your names 1 by 1 while hyuk and I rest. 

➮  on first ment, eunhae were calling out random names as if they knew everyone who attended the concert ㅋㅋ later they called out their fellow smtown/SJ friends, “taemin-san? junmyeon san? xiumin-san?changmin-san? yunho-san? yesung-san? leeteuk-san?" then donghae called "sungmin-san?” but cut it and said “ah, nay, nay” (cos sungmin is in army he cant call for him huhu)

➮ Hyuk was staring at Hae’s ass (again!)

➮ hyuk’s self intro: i’m everyone’s hyukhyuk

hae’s self intro: i’m everyone’s donggu donggu.then hyuk pulled hae’s hand towards his butt and said “oh, in korean, "ddong” is..(=poop).“

➮ hae: hi everyone, i’m in charge of D&E’s- 

hyuk: aho (stupid in osaka’s dialect)

➮ Hae looked like he was scared to walk past Hyuk like scared of being hit, 2nd time Hae even walked the wrong direction

➮ Donghae acted as hyukjae’s translator but he couldn’t translate into japanese so he translated into English instead

➮ Hyuk: pls continue to mc! 

Hae: nono you do it! 

Hyuk: letting you talk more!

 Hae: nono im shy you do it 

Hyuk: alright let me do it 

➮  Hyuk asked donghae to introduce the video segment and donghae paused for a while then was like ‘you do it instead' Then he kept making noise and bothering hyuk so hyuk turned to him and said 'SIT!’ and donghae sat XD

➮ Hyuk told fans to be quiet but there are always fans calling for donghae so Hyuk said:” shh shh” and hae copied him and said: “shhhhhhhhh” (sounds like the sounds of peeing..)then hyuk started to bounce on the spot (the action that guys make after peeing)

➮ Hae: im not perfect. I am perfect because I have all of you.

➮ After Mamacita, Hae sang Hey Mamacita….. and fans sang Yayayaya, Hae said you fans only know yayaya and hehehe

➮ Hyuk lost in rock, paper & Scissors in IWD, he hit Hae and Hae hit him back,they imitated TVXQ’s ending post and Hyuk lost RPS again 

➮  During i wanna dance, hyukjae lost kai bai bo two times and the last one he argued with donghae pointing as if donghae had cheated ㅋㅋ

➮ before encore “

hyuk: ok, it’s the end for today 

hae: not yet, there’s still a few more songs 

hyuk: uh, hasn’t ended but my part has ended 

hae: >_> oh, then my part has ended too 

hyuk: see you everyone, we’ll meet next time-… no =.= see you in the next song

➮ D&E Sweater today has studs .

Donghae’s sweater u can see E clearly while the D is covered with studs. 

Eunhyuk’s sweater u can see D while E is covered with studs.

➮ Hae:Sakura and i have a good relationship (stadium was shouting that it’s their name)hyuk: why are there so many named sakura? what are you waiting for, quickly leave the stadium and go back to the trees ! 

➮ Hyuk was trying to talk to some fans and they kept screaming stuff at him but he didn’t understand and in the end just said 'I love you too!’

➮* Hae sang Kiss Kiss Dynamite slow version for Hyuk to hipthrust in slow motion *

Hyuk:everyone really like our hipthrusts..YOU ARE PERVERTS ! Come let donghae do it!So hae did the action in slow motion,then fans started chanting “lee Hyukjae” so hyuk did the hipthrust from Swing.

hae: although everyone’s pervertic, it’s good that you all express it out, Let’s be like that the next time too!

hyuk: uh, should be happy, but it’s better to think about it yourselves 

Hyuk kept asking us what we liked about their hipthrusting and was like 'seriously what is there to like? Wae wae wae?’

➮ hyuk lied on stage with his arm out to let hae lie on his arm, hae almost lied down but was too shy 

 hyuk: why do you all keep saying "one more time”? you all want the concert to start all over again?

hae: cannot -_- i’m tired. didn’t you see my eyes tearing from being tired?  then hae did a yawn

➮  Hyuk was lying on the stage and fans asked Donghae to lay beside him.Donghae said no and threw water at Hyukjae 

➮  hyuk: it’s ok if i don’t have a brain, but if i don’t have everyone- 

hae:you are happy 

hyuk :?!?! what happy?you’ll be happy without everyone?! 

hae: -heol- i’m dumb i’m dumb dumb , i said it wrongly, i mean we cant live without everyone ><

➮  Donghae: without my car, I’m okay. Without money, I’m slightly okay. 

➮ Towards the end, donghae said 'tonight…’ Hyuk said 'yes tonight?’ And drew nearer and put his arm around donghae and they kept saying 'tonight..’ Hyuk said 'what are you doing tonight?’ Donghae: 'in my room…’ Then suddenly they shouted something like 'AKAN!!’ and pulled apart 

➮  Hyuk: where are we tonight? 

Fans: Hotel! 

Hae: At my house~ 

Hyuk: /hugs/ Doing what at your house?? 

Then hae hit hyuk’s head.

➮ when hyuk was talking, hae kept blowing at the side then started yawning. when it was his turn to talk, he was talking while yawning 

➮  At the last ment, Hae kept yawning, and Hyuk tried to put his finger into Hae’s mouth, but Hae just closed his mouth in time!   

➮ eunhae srsly spent a good 2 mins talking nothing just making dumb noises and laughing at themselves and this happened several times!

➮ At the end, hyuk said 'I don’t know when we can stand on stage again but for sure, we will be here tomorrow and the day after. I hope that regardless of the time that passes, all of you will be here like this too (in future). Promise?’ Then he held up his pinky finger

➮ cr:trulyhae,eunhaes_,ddaalki,moaningEUNHAE ,ohnoeunhae,imgoodnight