kirishima: hey bakugo, why’d the chicken cross the road?
bakugo, reading a book: fuck off
kirishima: no come on just answer it’s funny i promise
bakugo angrily sighing: fucking fine why’d the fucking chicken cross the goddamn road?
kirishima: to get to the idiots house
bakugo close to exploding: hair for brains I swear to fucking go-
kirishima to kaminari who literally just walked into the room: yo kaminari! knock knock!
kaminari, confused: uh who’s there?
kirishima: the chicken
kaminari: …….uhh that doesn’t make any-
kaminari: holy shit?! what’s wrong with him?!
kirishima staring at bakugo in aww: hush kaminari let me have this