Ottawa: Before we begin this emergency group text about the Polar Vortex. Everyone, let it out. You know what I’m talking about. Just get it over with so we can have a serious conversation. I’m giving you a full minute.
St. John: Let what out?
Chicago: LET IT GO. LET IT GO.
Halifax: Guys I think there’s a white walker outside my house.
Chicago: CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE.
New York: Ice ice baby~
Charlotte: do do do dodo do do
Tallahassee: It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes!
All: FUCK OFF FLORIDA.
Halifax: Guys I’m serious. There’s something moving out there.
Toronto: Winter is Coming.
Vancouver: I’m pretty sure it already came, saw and conquered.
Regina: Do you wanna build a snowman?
Madison: We cannot get out.
Austin: Hey who’s tried that boiling water thing? I did. I burnt myself :((
Baltimore: You idiot…
Austin: Well good morning Baltimore!
Halifax: I’m going to go check it out.
Ottawa: All right are we done? Why are the Capitals the only ones taking this seriously?
Washington DC: WHAT’S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?
All: ICE COOL!
Washington DC: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Ottawa: SHUT UP. sorry. Now can we get back to business?