hey now whats cooler than being cool

Hey Ya || Open

My baby don’t mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for sure
But does she really wanna?

But can’t stand to see me
Walk out the door
Don’t try to fight the feeling
Because the thought alone is killing me right now

Thank God for mom and dad
For sticking two together
‘Cause we don’t know how

And, hey ya
Hey ya, hey ya
Hey ya

You think you’ve got it
Ohh, you think you’ve got it
But got it just don’t get it
Till’ there’s nothing at all

We get together
Oh, we get together
But seperate’s always better
When there’s feelings involved

If what they say is 'Nothing is forever’
Then what makes, what makes
Love the exception?

So why oh, why oh
Why oh are we so in denial
When we know we’re not happy here?

And, hey ya
Hey ya, hey ya
Hey ya

Hey, alright now
Alright now fellas
Now what’s cooler than being cool?
Ice cold, I can’t hear you

I say what’s cooler than being cool?
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright

Alright, alright
Okay, now ladies
And we gonna break this thing down
In just a few seconds here

Now don’t have me break it down for nothing
Now I wanna see y'all on y'alls baddest behavior
Lend me some sugar
I am your neighbor

Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it

Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it

And, hey ya
Hey ya, hey ya
Hey ya

Texting Silliness.

Ottawa: Before we begin this emergency group text about the Polar Vortex. Everyone, let it out. You know what I’m talking about. Just get it over with so we can have a serious conversation. I’m giving you a full minute.

St. John: Let what out?

Chicago: LET IT GO. LET IT GO.

Halifax: Guys I think there’s a white walker outside my house.

Chicago: CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE.

New York: Ice ice baby~

Charlotte: do do do dodo do do

Tallahassee: It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes!

All: FUCK OFF FLORIDA.

Halifax: Guys I’m serious. There’s something moving out there.

Toronto: Winter is Coming.

Vancouver: I’m pretty sure it already came, saw and conquered.

Regina: Do you wanna build a snowman?

Madison: We cannot get out.

Austin: Hey who’s tried that boiling water thing? I did. I burnt myself :((

Baltimore: You idiot…

Austin: Well good morning Baltimore!

Halifax: I’m going to go check it out.

Ottawa: All right are we done? Why are the Capitals the only ones taking this seriously?

Washington DC: WHAT’S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?

Ottawa: Really?

All: ICE COOL!

Washington DC: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

Ottawa: SHUT UP. sorry. Now can we get back to business?

Halifax: praise them.

Ottawa: …what?