hey new followers i like musicals

Why doesnt SOMEONE do something aobut ALL THESE FUCKING BOTS ON social MEDIA ???????????????
  • Co-Worker: *internally* The new guy is so cool. Well, I guess he's not the new guy anymore because he has been working here for months now, but he's still great. I look up to him so much. He's funny, and outgoing. He even gave me a cute nickname. He never recognizes my affection for him, but I think today is the day. Today is the day he'll realize how cool and cute I am.
  • Co-Worker: H-Hi!
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Do you like music?
  • New Guy: Yeah, I mean everyone likes music. Kinda weird if you don't. You're friends with that rep, right?
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: You know, the mopey one. Dark hair. Does she like me?
  • Co-Worker: Everyone likes you. I like you.
  • New Guy: Yeah, but that rep. That rep doesn't talk to me.
  • Co-Worker: I'm sure she likes you. You're so cool and kind and... uh, Britney Spears followed me on twitter!
  • New Guy: Whoa, what!? Britney Spears!? You're fucking joking!
  • Co-Worker: I'm serious. I guess, I'm really cool now. Hahahahahahahaha.
  • New Guy: Lemme see.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: Lemme see your phone. I wanna see Britney following you. Can you like DM her?
  • Co-Worker: You're not allowed to take your phone out at work.
  • New Guy: Come on, no one cares.
  • Co-Worker: Uh, here you go, I guess. *hands new guy her phone*
  • New Guy: *checks twitter* ...This is a bot.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: It's not the real Britney Spears, this is very obviously a bot.
  • Co-Worker: No, it's totally her. How can you even tell?
  • New Guy: First off, she only has two followers. One of which is you and the other is another Britney Spears bot. Secondly, her twitter name is Brittany Spear. Third, all of her posts are about discount fishing rods.
  • Co-Worker: Oh... I guess I didn't notice.
  • New Guy: You're fucking with me aren't you?
  • Co-Worker: *sweats* Sure, yeah.
  • New Guy: *laughs* I love you, braids. You're funny as shit.
  • Co-Worker: You love me!?
  • New Guy: Yeah, as a minor work acquaintance. Hey, if you talk to that rep later on, tell her to hit me up some time.
  • Co-Worker: Sure... yeah.
  • *later*
  • Co-Worker: *checking phone* It can't be a bot. It's definitely not a bot. Why would a Britney Spears bot follow me. I'm not even interested in fishing. It has to be the real Britney. *DMs the bot* Hey, hello Britney.
  • Brittany Spear: hi what're up :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney, I knew you were real!
  • Brittany Spear: lol hey ! :) :P
  • Co-Worker: Britney, you have to prove to this guy at my job that you're real. He's so cute and I love him so much and I want him to notice me.
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  • Co-Worker: Britney, this is serious.
  • Brittany Spear: Hi :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brittany Spear: do U want boys to like U 🤔
  • Co-Worker: Yes, Britney! Show me the way!
  • Brittany Spear: is verry easy just follow this link and find your way https://find.your.way.jp/4wfwf42435753g$single/trinity/
  • Co-Worker: *clicks link*
  • Co-Worker: *pupils dilate*
  • *later*
  • New Guy: *working halfheartedly*
  • Co-Worker: *stumbles into new guy's cubicle* Greeting.
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Does your like fishing?
  • New Guy: Nah. Never been much of an outdoorsman unless it involves extreme sports.
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  • New Guy: You alright, braids? You sound kinda complete weird, and your eyes are a little completely black.
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  • New Guy: Uh... yeah. *leads co-worker out of his cubicle* I'm kinda completely busy at the moment. So I'll talk to you later braids. You should probably get back to work too.
  • Co-Worker: Been rejected? I can help you. Popular girls are on hand to chat 24/7 with advice at www DOT ez DASH chat DOT co DOT nz FORWARDSLASH promo FORWARDSLASH res575929682
  • *later*
  • Brittany Spear: *tweets* Why is it so dark? Why am I so numb?

 Request: Emmett finds this girl on the side of the street broken and abused. He takes her to Carlisle and Carlisle fixes her up, but Emmett becomes like a protector for her because he’s drawn to her. (Maybe a parent abusing her, lots of angst) Then her and Emmett get super close and become inseparable and at first it’s friendly but one night she walks in on Emmett taking a shower or something, and I’ll let you take it from there lol (but make it smutty please)

Pairing: Emmett x reader 

Warnings: Smut, abuse ment. slight injury 

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I need blogs to follow, y'all

Hey! So I’m currently transitioning my blog from a 5sos blog to a (mostly) musical blog with an emphasis on the Newsies and my writing because I’m trASH

That also means that I’m looking for new blogs to follow! If you blog about any of these (semi-random) things, please like or reblog and I will check out your blog and follow!

Newsies - literally anything related to it
Dear Evan Hansen
Spring Awakening
Harry Styles
RuPaul’s drag race
Anything aesthetic-y idk

I honestly don’t know if anyone will see this but if you do, hmu

I need people to follow

Hey so my blog is rather empty at the moment. And I’d love to find some new blogs check them out and follow. So please reblog or like if you post
🍀Holistic stuff
🍌 vegan
📝 poetry writing
🎥Your a youtuber
👍Anything good

If you follow I’ll follow back

Caught Red Handed

            “Little bit closer please.” The director commanded through the speaker. Dean moved his body closer to you then both of you smiled to camera. 

            “Good! Lets take a break.“ The director gave compliment and followed by claps from the staffs sign that both of you did a great job. You were filming CF together, with the talented producer, rising RnB star, Korean news wave; Dean. 

            You’ve known each other for pretty long time since you did an interview with him in MBC station and now you met again after a year at the shoes commercial. Dean walked slowly to his couch to get some rest, the first scene is already done. Then nine scenes left waiting of him. The shoot went fun because mostly of the director and the staff were already work with him before in another project, so it’s easy for him to get along beside the fact you were also someone whom he knew before. 

            You decided to approach him first, to greet him after long time not seeing each other, “Oppa, have you eat something?” You asked, you brought a red big bag with many lunch box inside of it which was enough for Dean and his staff. 

            Dean looked up to you and smiled when he noticed the bag on your hand, “No, I haven’t. Why? What is that?” He curiously eyeing your bag. 

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Hey there everyone! I just wanted to say welcome to all of our new followers! 

For those of you who don’t know, this blog is dedicated to content creators. We mainly focus on visual art, [animation, drawings, etc] but we also try to help promote and share stuff for 3D art, crafts, sewing, music, writing, and more! So if you, your friend, or just a creative person you really like posts any sort of self-made content, please reblog or like this post so we can check out your blog and help you get some notes!

-Mod Nick

Hey all

I need to follow some more/new blogs.

Please like or reblog this if you have any of the following content:  (It doesn’t have to be the only thing you have.)

Rent (the musical)


Transgender (particularly ftm)

Harry Potter (particularly Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, or Charlie Weasley)

Lord of the Rings 


Animals (especially guinea pigs, tortoises, cats, and pitbulls)



Pastel Goth

Defying Gender Norms


Sex Positivity


Nature (Particularly Oceans or Mountains)

YouTubers (especially Chase Ross, Aaron Ansuini, Jamie Raines, Stef Sanjati)

Computer Games (Fallout, Sims, Minecraft)

Or generally nerdy and queer things!

Hey homies;

Like/reblog this if you post;
-80’s movies
-80s music (specifically pop/punk-post punk/new wave. But rock works too!)
-80s fashion
-80s aesthetics
-80s actors or musicians
-Anything about Tears For Fears
-Musical Theatre
-anything that has to do with the vibe of that list

I need to follow more people!

anonymous asked:

So I donated to your kickstarter so long ago that I can't even remember when it was and you haven't been making updates about the progress of the album in a very long time. I know life happens and sometimes things get pushed back but I'm starting to wonder where my money went and if I will ever get the vinyl I paid for. It's been well over a year and it's making me think you just took everyone's money and don't really care how long they have to wait to see what they paid for come to life.

this mite be a long post! please for the love of god feel free to scroll beyond if u dont care, i truly hate when people fuck up my feed with their essays so ya. that is my disclaimer here. ok.

ok. deep breath.
i talk about this/my campaign/my project VERY often on twitter (it’s distracting and often harmful for me to use tumblr and facebook regularly. sorry if that’s inconvenient). i realize most people aren’t actively checking my shit & that my tweets get buried in the constant avalanche of my stupid thoughts, so i’ll summarize the past year or so. hopefully whoever left this anonymous message will check back to see the answer and if so, i IMPLORE u to read the entire thing instead of picking out details from the first 4 sentences and sending me another message about how i stole your fucking money.

my album is almost finished. i’ve said this multiple times over the course of the past year, but this time it’s like, legitimately fact. i’m feeling extra sensitive right now and reading this message felt like stepping on a rusty nail, so i’ll go ahead and give you as many details as possible to explain why it’s taken me over a year to complete my first full-length album. 

i am an independent artist, as you probably know. i am also an extreme perfectionist. when i began my kickstarter campaign in september of 2015, i had about 30 songs written that i’d poorly recorded in my shitty apartment, many of which i hoped to record professionally for my first proper (and physical) release. i could not fucking stand the thought of being contractually obligated to make music via label and figured kickstarter was my last hope. i honestly thought it would fail miserably and decided that when my campaign came to a humiliating end, i’d move on from music and do something else that wouldn’t make me feel so fucking horrible about myself. somehow, thanks to you and everyone else who made my dream come true, i made enough money to actually make a record.

two months later in january of 2016, i went home to florida from LA to visit my family for the holidays. thanks to my incredible fucking luck, some kind of crime ring was hitting licks on every major airline’s baggage claim at LAX post-holiday and my luggage containing 3 notebooks filled with all of my lyrics, 2 external hard drives and a bunch of little USB drives containing 2 years of my work were stolen. hmu if u want the police report for proof. 

i lost a lot of work (and learned the value of The Cloud- i hate to trust it after my nudes were leaked and my fucking whole bank account was emptied after someone hacked my shit in 2014, but here we are) and basically all morale but pieced together what i could from what i had left. i hired a producer i’ve admired for years to be the executive producer of my record and decided this fucking bullshit was an opportunity to make my shit better. due to unfortunate, unforgivable and honestly criminal circumstances, this fucking psycho wasted an upsetting amount of my time and decided to back out of my project. THAT particular situation keeps me up at night and i fucking live for the day i can tell that goddamn story, it truly shocks me that a human being could do me like that fool did me, yall will find out one day but ahem. anyway. 

after this incredible fucking scam, i decided to ONCE AGAIN start anew considering the legal and financial obligations of releasing music that had been co-written by this bad fucking person. i left my home in LA and went to stay at my dad’s house in florida, spent literally all of my time mastering production software and learning to play piano, and filled in all the shit i’d lost with new things i’d written and produced entirely on my own. then i got married, but that’s unimportant to this story. actually it is like, kind of important, but whatever.

i was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in january 2016 and in march of 2016 i attempted suicide. i left an organized folder of songs, mockups for art, my bank account info and a note to my manager to make sure that my album was released because i literally could not comfortably die knowing that i let down the people who gave me money. im not tryna make anyone feel bad im just like saying cuz its part of the whole shit. anyway, i failed at killing myself and woke up in a bathtub of puke ready to go the fuck off. haven’t wanted to die since.

ahem. so. since i’m honestly 100% unable to trust a single fucking human being with my work and my thoughts after what happened up there ^^^^, i decided to set up a room in my new home for recording. i wrote, recorded, and produced (with some help, but like please bitch give me credit here) a fucking entire new album that i actually LIKED. im not shy about the fact that i think my music is stupid gimmicky- after trying to die and not dying and then getting help i realize i have like a little bit of talent i should actually appreciate. i finished recording and producing it, hired a person i trusted with a degree in music production to help me polish it and alas, he ran off without a single fucking word. thankfully i didn’t pay him a cent but like hey there u follow me on twitter and FUCK. YOU.

so now, as of about a month ago, i’ve absolutely perfected my songs (as much as i can- i still lose sleep over the imperfections im just not good enough to fix) and i’ve found the most trustworthy, hardworking team i’ve ever met to finish this shit. it’s demoralizing to recap the past year, mostly bc it was so fucking horrible for me, but i can promise you the last thing i would ever ever ever ever do is take a bunch of money and dip out with it. i do literally every single piece of this shit on my own, from the music to visuals to branding, and it’s hard. it’s time consuming. i have a job outside of music to provide for myself and for my family, and that takes up my time too. 

so i really apologize for the amount of time it’s taken for this record to be released. it fucking kills me to be waiting and i didn’t spend your money; god knows i would never in my fucking life just STEAL your money. the fact that anyone would ever accuse me of that makes me ILL.

i just want ya’ll to know there’s nothing easy about releasing music as an independent artist, especially one who refuses to accept anything less than perfection, and ESPECIALLY one who refuses to be disrespected and taken advantage of. i’m doing my best, and it took me a while. i feel like it’s worth it. it’ll be another 2 months or so. hit me up if you want a refund on your vinyl.

I need more Dragon Age on my dash!

Hey guys!! I’d like to see more DA on my dash. My only requirements for following are:

- If you’re mainly a DA blog (other fandoms are great but I’d rather focus on this one)
- Drama/hate-free blogs

That’s about it folks! All characters welcome, dragon age meta welcome, mods, screenarchery, FANART, music, fics, etc etc etc WELCOME. I love meeting new people so bonus points if you’re sociable too! Like and/or reblog and I’ll check your blog out. Thanks!

( *`ω´)REBLOG/LIKE IF...


I really need blogs to follow. I feel like my dash is dead. I wanna new posts, new people. So, please, if you got any of this kind of things(?), reblog or like:

-aesthetic things
-cute things, REALLY CUTE THINGS.
-all about japan/korea
-traditional places
-k-music, j-music
-so yes, kpop and jpop and more
-pink, mint, sky blue
-anime again
-tokyo ghoul, scc, and more ok
-people who speaks spanish, because my english is not good at all i need my idiom here ;-;

I’ll check all

I need friends

Hey anyone reading this. If you like any of the following, please message me. I really need friends mostly because the onces I have are really toxic:

-Harry Potter
-Thomas Sander
-Dear Evan Hansen
-Disney Descendants

I might have missed a couple but I really hope I can make new friends.

Hey guys, I haven’t been on Tumblr for almost 2 years and now I’m looking for new people to follow. If you post any of these

Scenery (preferably misty, forestry stuff)
Men’s fashion
Alt fashion
Alt music
Green aesthetic
Grunge aesthetic
Romance aesthetic
Mental health help

Follow/reblog/like this post and I’ll follow your page 😊

Hey ya’ll I’ve been in love with Lemon Demon for like 15 years now and I super want to follow more Lemon Demon related blogs!

Please reblog or like if you post any of the following

  • Lemon Demon
  • Neil Cicierega
  • Neil’s music
  • Lemon Demon art
  • New Kids on the Rock
  • Any of Neil’s friends, relatives, cohorts, etc
  • Lemon Demon fan theories
  • Lemon Demon Cryptids
  • Other related things

I super want to follow anyone who’s in this obscure community cause Neil is just such a big part of my life and I will stan him and his work until the universe dies.

Oh hey, new blog!

Hello, I’m Dani. I’m an illustrator and writer of children’s books and comics. Up til now, I’ve mainly used Tumblr to promote my art at @danidraws. I’ve decided to start this new blog for personal stuff and to connect with Tumblr communities outside of art.

Brief intro - I am from New Hampshire. I am gay, and currently active in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons). I like Supergirl, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Disney, 80s music, cats, and pie.

If none of that floats your boat, feel free to follow @danidraws for just the art updates. If you want to chat about any of the other stuff, connect here.

I want to use this blog to interact, so send an ask if you want. Please be nice tho.


DAY SEVEN: Hallways

WELL… i’m a little late on this one. but whatever! 

FINAL DAY! EXCEPT NOT REALLY! a story about a world where soulmates are connected through their dreams by hallways. soulmates can pass through these hallways, but to their mates, they’ll always appear invisible in this dreaming world unless they’ve met once in the waking world. max and johnny are in this one.

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Orchestra Follow Train

Hey Musicblrs! I’m new to the music community, let’s get ourselves out there!
I’m Camra, a 15 year old sophomore. I play violin, viola, piano, and guitar (bass, the basic 6 string, and the lil one)

Reblog with information about yourself, and follow the other people on this!!

Name: Lyn, but I also prefer Sparks!

Gender: nonbinary

Age: 23

Location: Florida, USA

Orientation: Biromantic Ace

Looking for: friends, maybe something more if it ever develops into that!

About: Hey! I’m Lyn, but I also go by Sparks. I use they/them pronouns. I’m a huge nerd that’s into cartoons, musicals, video games, superheroes, animals, food, disney, naps, and dnd. I like guys girls and nonbinary pals, all are gr8 and i’m hoping to make some new friends though here!

my tumblr’s sparkseptic if ur up for following and being friends!

Hi guys, I just wanted to talk about why I’m gone so much so we can put this issue to bed and it won’t ruin my night when I peep on the blog to make sure Tahlia’s doing alright because I worry.

Let’s start with this.  I love music.  That’s why, about a year ago, I asked Tahlia to make this blog with me, and we didn’t create it right away but hey we did eventually and it seems like some of you like it because you’re following and interacting and that’s rad and all.  And some of you get to discover new bands and please do continue to tell us if we help you discover an artist because that’s what this is about, sharing our love of music.  And part of my love of music includes concerts.  This thing that allows me to feel the music and connect with the band and even discover new artists.  Seriously, so many of the bands now on our masterlist I first heard/heard of because they were gonna be at a show I wanted to go to.  So I’m not going to apologize for that, it’s like the only thing that makes me feel like a human being at this point and you guys benefit by them keeping my love for music and therefore this blog alive.  Also, I go to less concerts than you think.  I’ve been to 14 concerts this year and we’re 39 weeks into it.  They’re just usually pretty condensed together.

The next thing you guys need to know is I’m an adult.  Like, I’ve graduated college and am working on a fairly regular basis.  I work 8 hour shifts on weekdays and 14 hour shifts on weekends and those 8 hour shifts are usually 2-10 so it seems like I’m just gone when no I’m working my ass off, just not at whatever hours are convenient for you. I’d say sorry, but I need to make money.

This leads me to the next thing I have to say: my time zone sucks.  I live in PST so Tahlia’s on later than me just because of that, especially if I have to work an early shift or have anything the next day.  It also means that if I’m working I end up getting on after most of you are asleep.  This sucks, but there’s nothing I can do about it.

And finally, I’m actually on a lot.  Just because I don’t bother announcing when I’m on this blog alone like I do when Tahlia is doesn’t mean I don’t do a lot while none of you are paying attention. Most Tuesday nights (when I’m not working) it’s just me because Tahlia’s at work I just don’t really comment on it that much because I like when you guys send in lots of requests and usually we don’t get too many anyway.  Tahlia also does take breaks, we just don’t announce those.  

And in the end, the most important thing is this blog is a hobby.  Yes, I love it, but I have a life.  I’m going to work and go to events and visit family because I’m a human being and I’m entitled to that.  And I feel super shitty whenever I leave Tahlia alone with the blog because I know she has a harder time walking away when overwhelmed than I do and when you guys comment on it it just makes me feel worse.  I love this blog, I love you guys, but I love me more. This blog does not need to be manned every hour of every day.  The sad thing is unless I post about it or Tahlia complains, most of you wouldn’t even notice I was gone.  So can we not talk about it.  Send Tahlia all the love and support if she’s on her own and clearly overwhelmed, please, she deserves it.  But it’s not her job to defend me or our decision to not get another admin.  All it does is make me feel guilty when I should be enjoying whatever it is I’m doing, like visiting my baby cousins who I see about once a year or finally getting to see a band I’ve loved since I was in middle school.  

So, yeah, I’m going to continue living my life and enjoying this blog and making more edits behind the scenes than any of you know about and let’s not have to talk about getting a third admin or why I’m not on again.  Trust me, if I leave the blog you will know.  

Again, I love you all.  Thanks to those of you who read this monster of a post.