hey new followers i like musicals

Why doesnt SOMEONE do something aobut ALL THESE FUCKING BOTS ON social MEDIA ???????????????
  • Co-Worker: *internally* The new guy is so cool. Well, I guess he's not the new guy anymore because he has been working here for months now, but he's still great. I look up to him so much. He's funny, and outgoing. He even gave me a cute nickname. He never recognizes my affection for him, but I think today is the day. Today is the day he'll realize how cool and cute I am.
  • Co-Worker: H-Hi!
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Do you like music?
  • New Guy: Yeah, I mean everyone likes music. Kinda weird if you don't. You're friends with that rep, right?
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: You know, the mopey one. Dark hair. Does she like me?
  • Co-Worker: Everyone likes you. I like you.
  • New Guy: Yeah, but that rep. That rep doesn't talk to me.
  • Co-Worker: I'm sure she likes you. You're so cool and kind and... uh, Britney Spears followed me on twitter!
  • New Guy: Whoa, what!? Britney Spears!? You're fucking joking!
  • Co-Worker: I'm serious. I guess, I'm really cool now. Hahahahahahahaha.
  • New Guy: Lemme see.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: Lemme see your phone. I wanna see Britney following you. Can you like DM her?
  • Co-Worker: You're not allowed to take your phone out at work.
  • New Guy: Come on, no one cares.
  • Co-Worker: Uh, here you go, I guess. *hands new guy her phone*
  • New Guy: *checks twitter* ...This is a bot.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: It's not the real Britney Spears, this is very obviously a bot.
  • Co-Worker: No, it's totally her. How can you even tell?
  • New Guy: First off, she only has two followers. One of which is you and the other is another Britney Spears bot. Secondly, her twitter name is Brittany Spear. Third, all of her posts are about discount fishing rods.
  • Co-Worker: Oh... I guess I didn't notice.
  • New Guy: You're fucking with me aren't you?
  • Co-Worker: *sweats* Sure, yeah.
  • New Guy: *laughs* I love you, braids. You're funny as shit.
  • Co-Worker: You love me!?
  • New Guy: Yeah, as a minor work acquaintance. Hey, if you talk to that rep later on, tell her to hit me up some time.
  • Co-Worker: Sure... yeah.
  • *later*
  • Co-Worker: *checking phone* It can't be a bot. It's definitely not a bot. Why would a Britney Spears bot follow me. I'm not even interested in fishing. It has to be the real Britney. *DMs the bot* Hey, hello Britney.
  • Brittany Spear: hi what're up :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney, I knew you were real!
  • Brittany Spear: lol hey ! :) :P
  • Co-Worker: Britney, you have to prove to this guy at my job that you're real. He's so cute and I love him so much and I want him to notice me.
  • Brittany Spear: wow hey did you kno that u can decrease you're morrtgrage rate by up to 20% check it out at www.extra.savings.ca/riwuWqoaQ/ref/100200
  • Co-Worker: Britney, this is serious.
  • Brittany Spear: Hi :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brittany Spear: do U want boys to like U 🤔
  • Co-Worker: Yes, Britney! Show me the way!
  • Brittany Spear: is verry easy just follow this link and find your way https://find.your.way.jp/4wfwf42435753g$single/trinity/
  • Co-Worker: *clicks link*
  • Co-Worker: *pupils dilate*
  • *later*
  • New Guy: *working halfheartedly*
  • Co-Worker: *stumbles into new guy's cubicle* Greeting.
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Does your like fishing?
  • New Guy: Nah. Never been much of an outdoorsman unless it involves extreme sports.
  • Co-Worker: Cooooooool. Go to www DOT amazone DOT co DOT de FORWARDSLASH promo FORWARDSLASH yourdiscountnow FORWARDSLASH for 90% discount code on premium fishing rods.
  • New Guy: You alright, braids? You sound kinda complete weird, and your eyes are a little completely black.
  • Co-Worker: Actavis, sizzurup, lean, drank. I've low prices completely legal real prescription email me at colombiaeastdrugstore AT gmail.com w FORWARDSLASH offers 100% secure line. Encrypted currencies accepted: BTC, Dogecoin.
  • New Guy: Uh... yeah. *leads co-worker out of his cubicle* I'm kinda completely busy at the moment. So I'll talk to you later braids. You should probably get back to work too.
  • Co-Worker: Been rejected? I can help you. Popular girls are on hand to chat 24/7 with advice at www DOT ez DASH chat DOT co DOT nz FORWARDSLASH promo FORWARDSLASH res575929682
  • *later*
  • Brittany Spear: *tweets* Why is it so dark? Why am I so numb?

 Request: Emmett finds this girl on the side of the street broken and abused. He takes her to Carlisle and Carlisle fixes her up, but Emmett becomes like a protector for her because he’s drawn to her. (Maybe a parent abusing her, lots of angst) Then her and Emmett get super close and become inseparable and at first it’s friendly but one night she walks in on Emmett taking a shower or something, and I’ll let you take it from there lol (but make it smutty please)

Pairing: Emmett x reader 

Warnings: Smut, abuse ment. slight injury 

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Hey there everyone! I just wanted to say welcome to all of our new followers! 

For those of you who don’t know, this blog is dedicated to content creators. We mainly focus on visual art, [animation, drawings, etc] but we also try to help promote and share stuff for 3D art, crafts, sewing, music, writing, and more! So if you, your friend, or just a creative person you really like posts any sort of self-made content, please reblog or like this post so we can check out your blog and help you get some notes!

-Mod Nick

Hey all

I need to follow some more/new blogs.

Please like or reblog this if you have any of the following content:  (It doesn’t have to be the only thing you have.)

Rent (the musical)


Transgender (particularly ftm)

Harry Potter (particularly Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, or Charlie Weasley)

Lord of the Rings 


Animals (especially guinea pigs, tortoises, cats, and pitbulls)



Pastel Goth

Defying Gender Norms


Sex Positivity


Nature (Particularly Oceans or Mountains)

YouTubers (especially Chase Ross, Aaron Ansuini, Jamie Raines, Stef Sanjati)

Computer Games (Fallout, Sims, Minecraft)

Or generally nerdy and queer things!

I need people to follow

Hey so my blog is rather empty at the moment. And I’d love to find some new blogs check them out and follow. So please reblog or like if you post
🍀Holistic stuff
🍌 vegan
📝 poetry writing
🎥Your a youtuber
👍Anything good

If you follow I’ll follow back

I need more Dragon Age on my dash!

Hey guys!! I’d like to see more DA on my dash. My only requirements for following are:

- If you’re mainly a DA blog (other fandoms are great but I’d rather focus on this one)
- Drama/hate-free blogs

That’s about it folks! All characters welcome, dragon age meta welcome, mods, screenarchery, FANART, music, fics, etc etc etc WELCOME. I love meeting new people so bonus points if you’re sociable too! Like and/or reblog and I’ll check your blog out. Thanks!

Hey homies;

Like/reblog this if you post;
-80’s movies
-80s music (specifically pop/punk-post punk/new wave. But rock works too!)
-80s fashion
-80s aesthetics
-80s actors or musicians
-Anything about Tears For Fears
-Musical Theatre
-anything that has to do with the vibe of that list

I need to follow more people!

anonymous asked:

So I donated to your kickstarter so long ago that I can't even remember when it was and you haven't been making updates about the progress of the album in a very long time. I know life happens and sometimes things get pushed back but I'm starting to wonder where my money went and if I will ever get the vinyl I paid for. It's been well over a year and it's making me think you just took everyone's money and don't really care how long they have to wait to see what they paid for come to life.

this mite be a long post! please for the love of god feel free to scroll beyond if u dont care, i truly hate when people fuck up my feed with their essays so ya. that is my disclaimer here. ok.

ok. deep breath.
i talk about this/my campaign/my project VERY often on twitter (it’s distracting and often harmful for me to use tumblr and facebook regularly. sorry if that’s inconvenient). i realize most people aren’t actively checking my shit & that my tweets get buried in the constant avalanche of my stupid thoughts, so i’ll summarize the past year or so. hopefully whoever left this anonymous message will check back to see the answer and if so, i IMPLORE u to read the entire thing instead of picking out details from the first 4 sentences and sending me another message about how i stole your fucking money.

my album is almost finished. i’ve said this multiple times over the course of the past year, but this time it’s like, legitimately fact. i’m feeling extra sensitive right now and reading this message felt like stepping on a rusty nail, so i’ll go ahead and give you as many details as possible to explain why it’s taken me over a year to complete my first full-length album. 

i am an independent artist, as you probably know. i am also an extreme perfectionist. when i began my kickstarter campaign in september of 2015, i had about 30 songs written that i’d poorly recorded in my shitty apartment, many of which i hoped to record professionally for my first proper (and physical) release. i could not fucking stand the thought of being contractually obligated to make music via label and figured kickstarter was my last hope. i honestly thought it would fail miserably and decided that when my campaign came to a humiliating end, i’d move on from music and do something else that wouldn’t make me feel so fucking horrible about myself. somehow, thanks to you and everyone else who made my dream come true, i made enough money to actually make a record.

two months later in january of 2016, i went home to florida from LA to visit my family for the holidays. thanks to my incredible fucking luck, some kind of crime ring was hitting licks on every major airline’s baggage claim at LAX post-holiday and my luggage containing 3 notebooks filled with all of my lyrics, 2 external hard drives and a bunch of little USB drives containing 2 years of my work were stolen. hmu if u want the police report for proof. 

i lost a lot of work (and learned the value of The Cloud- i hate to trust it after my nudes were leaked and my fucking whole bank account was emptied after someone hacked my shit in 2014, but here we are) and basically all morale but pieced together what i could from what i had left. i hired a producer i’ve admired for years to be the executive producer of my record and decided this fucking bullshit was an opportunity to make my shit better. due to unfortunate, unforgivable and honestly criminal circumstances, this fucking psycho wasted an upsetting amount of my time and decided to back out of my project. THAT particular situation keeps me up at night and i fucking live for the day i can tell that goddamn story, it truly shocks me that a human being could do me like that fool did me, yall will find out one day but ahem. anyway. 

after this incredible fucking scam, i decided to ONCE AGAIN start anew considering the legal and financial obligations of releasing music that had been co-written by this bad fucking person. i left my home in LA and went to stay at my dad’s house in florida, spent literally all of my time mastering production software and learning to play piano, and filled in all the shit i’d lost with new things i’d written and produced entirely on my own. then i got married, but that’s unimportant to this story. actually it is like, kind of important, but whatever.

i was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in january 2016 and in march of 2016 i attempted suicide. i left an organized folder of songs, mockups for art, my bank account info and a note to my manager to make sure that my album was released because i literally could not comfortably die knowing that i let down the people who gave me money. im not tryna make anyone feel bad im just like saying cuz its part of the whole shit. anyway, i failed at killing myself and woke up in a bathtub of puke ready to go the fuck off. haven’t wanted to die since.

ahem. so. since i’m honestly 100% unable to trust a single fucking human being with my work and my thoughts after what happened up there ^^^^, i decided to set up a room in my new home for recording. i wrote, recorded, and produced (with some help, but like please bitch give me credit here) a fucking entire new album that i actually LIKED. im not shy about the fact that i think my music is stupid gimmicky- after trying to die and not dying and then getting help i realize i have like a little bit of talent i should actually appreciate. i finished recording and producing it, hired a person i trusted with a degree in music production to help me polish it and alas, he ran off without a single fucking word. thankfully i didn’t pay him a cent but like hey there u follow me on twitter and FUCK. YOU.

so now, as of about a month ago, i’ve absolutely perfected my songs (as much as i can- i still lose sleep over the imperfections im just not good enough to fix) and i’ve found the most trustworthy, hardworking team i’ve ever met to finish this shit. it’s demoralizing to recap the past year, mostly bc it was so fucking horrible for me, but i can promise you the last thing i would ever ever ever ever do is take a bunch of money and dip out with it. i do literally every single piece of this shit on my own, from the music to visuals to branding, and it’s hard. it’s time consuming. i have a job outside of music to provide for myself and for my family, and that takes up my time too. 

so i really apologize for the amount of time it’s taken for this record to be released. it fucking kills me to be waiting and i didn’t spend your money; god knows i would never in my fucking life just STEAL your money. the fact that anyone would ever accuse me of that makes me ILL.

i just want ya’ll to know there’s nothing easy about releasing music as an independent artist, especially one who refuses to accept anything less than perfection, and ESPECIALLY one who refuses to be disrespected and taken advantage of. i’m doing my best, and it took me a while. i feel like it’s worth it. it’ll be another 2 months or so. hit me up if you want a refund on your vinyl.

( *`ω´)REBLOG/LIKE IF...


I really need blogs to follow. I feel like my dash is dead. I wanna new posts, new people. So, please, if you got any of this kind of things(?), reblog or like:

-aesthetic things
-cute things, REALLY CUTE THINGS.
-all about japan/korea
-traditional places
-k-music, j-music
-so yes, kpop and jpop and more
-pink, mint, sky blue
-anime again
-tokyo ghoul, scc, and more ok
-people who speaks spanish, because my english is not good at all i need my idiom here ;-;

I’ll check all

*Please don’t delete the text or self-promote on this post. If you do we will automatically disqualify you*

Hey lovelies, me and Iro have decided to host a music notes awards - read more if you’re interested! <3 


  • Must be following Iro @whenmusicmeetslife and I @nostalgah
  • Reblog this post at least once (likes only count as a bookmark)
  • Don’t delete the text or self promote on this post


  • Two new friends YAY!
  • A follow from both of us if we don’t follow you already
  • You will be featured on a fab page created by us
  • Promos on request (up to two times a week)


  • Best icon -  Do
  • Best url -  Re
  • Best theme -  Mi
  • Best posts - Fa
  • Best overall -  Sol
  • Iro’s fave - La
  • Kirsty’s fave - Si


  • Talk to us, we’d both love to chat!
  • Reblog this many times
  • Join Iro’s faves here
  • Reblog some of Kirsty’s uploads here!


  • Cute banner was made by the amazing Carissa (@leavingforever), go request your own banner at @xlfdesigns!
  • We’ll choose when we are happy with the notes
  • Have fun and good luck!

Iro & Kirsty! <3

[admin] [net page] [application]

Hey! I’m starting a content/social net for any POC fans of Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812.

if this gets like. below 10 notes i’m erasing this and we’ll pretend it didn’t happen

perks of joining

  • a place to meet cool new folks/followers!
  • a chill, optional discord chat with cool folks!
  • a tag to share your edits, selfies, headcanons, rants and other content in!
  • stream nights if y’all r up?
  • TONY STREAM NIGHT is a thing i wanna do if apps are in by then!
  • just a place to share your love of great comet with some cool peeps of color


  • i’m setting the max age 14-18, keeping in mind we want this to be a safe space for minor fans
  • follow the admin for net updates and things! also my blog’s just a treat B)
  • i’m gonna need ya 2 not be white lol
  • fill in the application!
  • deadline for applications is friday the ninth of june! i’ll extend the date if needed
  • track #cometsofcolornet if you get in!

that’s it! good luck!

i’d appreciate if people could signal boost this, even if you aren’t a person of color or planning on applying <3

Hey guys, I haven’t been on Tumblr for almost 2 years and now I’m looking for new people to follow. If you post any of these

Scenery (preferably misty, forestry stuff)
Men’s fashion
Alt fashion
Alt music
Green aesthetic
Grunge aesthetic
Romance aesthetic
Mental health help

Follow/reblog/like this post and I’ll follow your page 😊

DAY SEVEN: Hallways

WELL… i’m a little late on this one. but whatever! 

FINAL DAY! EXCEPT NOT REALLY! a story about a world where soulmates are connected through their dreams by hallways. soulmates can pass through these hallways, but to their mates, they’ll always appear invisible in this dreaming world unless they’ve met once in the waking world. max and johnny are in this one.

Keep reading


idk how i feel about either of these photos but we’re not turning back now

hey! i’m hannah! i’m 16, i live in the midwest US, and i’m crazy excited for new Fall Out Boy music!

thank you guys for following my blog and being sweet 💕

allfandomicons  asked:

Hi. I am new to Tumblr and new to Formula 1 fandom! Everything is new for me, and I would like to meet people from Formula 1 fandom :) Could I message you?

Hey, for sure!!! You’re welcome here, Hope you’ll enjoy the fandom :D Who are your favorite drivers? Btw, I’m already giving you a list of awesome blogs to follow, if you don’t mind .-.

@sennasational  @lewishamiltcn  @lewizhamilton  @jabbubabbu  @mchondretti  @alonsoiscleverthanyou  @thefastesthoe  @music-motorsport-wfc  @f1championship  @f1-grand-prix  @rosenrot5  @bwoahmula1  @fortyfourtonumberone  @speedykiwis  @the-stoff  @teethbullracing  @teandkimi  

I probably forgot a lot of nice people .-.

therealcaswinchester  asked:

Hey! Loving the verse. I'm reading everything I can find on AO3! Is there a master list going somewhere? Between all the accounts I feel like I miss pieces sometimes. Just thought I'd check! Thanks!

The best place to find all of the stories is on the Fuckpig Verse AO3 collection here: http://archiveofourown.org/collections/Fuckpig_Verse

If you subscribe, you’ll get a notification when new stories post without following the individual authors.

Of course, this verse is very multi-media with art and edits and aesthetics and music and inspo posts a plenty so we created this blog to cross post everything to.

If you’re hungry for more as this blog catches up on posts, you can always look at our individual blogs: @exaggeratedspecificity @dollylux @homo-pink @saltandbyrne

I hope this helps!


I unfollowed lots of inactive blogs. Need some friends and people to follow. If you post grunge, tattoos, art, scenery, bands follow for a follow back !! Or like this and I’ll check out your blog :)

Introduction, just read it. It's good for the soul. 😏

Hi!!! Lady here
New to Tumblr, and would like to increase my followers beings I have 14 and follow 972. 😥 So I just would like to let the followers that I do have know a little bit about myself and the group I’m affiliated with.. Which is LBYD, HighLevelRecords..More of a collective group if you will..We’re just trying to slowly get our names out there, from music as far as to clothing. Among other things..May sound cliche, but hey, when you have a passion for something you can’t help but do it..Basically I just need people to follow me! Reblog me! Something. Just so other people can see my name. May be something on the screen, may be something you’re interested in, (I know you follow people and just scroll by them, so if you do that to me, I’m still happy you followed me) ..takes about a second to do either of those things. Things will be slow in the beginning. But I plan to post about our progress, upcoming events, ideas, introducing members, just pretty much everything 😊 the journey will be awesome.. And I know in my heart you won’t regret that 1 second. If you even read all of this, first of all thank you…and thank you to anyone who helps support a young creative group of introverts.

With Peace, Lady 💲🥀

Feel free to reblog if you like any of these things

Hey! I’m starting over and need new blogs to follow! If you like these things please reblog this and I will check you out (and probably follow you). I will be posting about this stuff too so if you want to follow me back that’s cool but 100% not necessary.

- Harry Potter
- Buffy/Angel (+ other whedonverse things)
- WTNV (+ all night vale presents podcasts)
- Horror podcasts in general really
- Marvel (esp Jessica Jones + Luke Cage)
- Some DC stuff (I’m mostly a Superman and Supergirl kind of person)
- Stranger Things
- Musical Theater
- Music (I’m a flautist)
- Feminism
- Probably other stuff but its really hard to think of this stuff off the top of my head