hey mark i'm talking to you

historioitsija  asked:

Hey have you noticed in ME3 that turian C-Sec officer walking around the Citadel? He has orange markings on his face. I'm desperate for some turian love please help me

I know just who you’re talking about ;)

*lays down seductively in the middle of the presidium* arrest me, officer

the view on the Presidium is so nice to look at :)

anonymous asked:

whispers hey,,,,, can u maybe do a reaction kinda thing where the (male) paladin's s/o really liked thigh hickeys???? pls I'm desperate

Mod Flux was like, HEY IT’S YOUR FAV THING TO TALK ABOUT, thank u anon, i love u for sending in this ask ~ mod lyra


Keith 
Thoroughly embarrassed, he’s actually so embarrassed his s/o would leave marks there, but honestly he’s not opposed to it? Because at least on his thighs he can hide the marks easier than say on his neck or anywhere else. He sometimes likes to look at the hickeys when he’s dressing or what have you and kind of admire them, gently touching the marks and almost feels his chest swell. He actually rather likes seeing the hickeys decorate his skin (kind of reminded him of galaxies), and while looking at them makes the boy blush from ear to ear, he wouldn’t deny or stop his s/o from giving him more the neck time around. He’s the last to take a shower around the others because he doesn’t want the others to see his hickeys, a well kept secret.

Lance
LOVES THEM? Lance loves all of the little marks his s/o would give him, even on the thighs, he finds it very erotic (and if he could he would show them like a badge of honor, but nobody wants to see your thighs Lance, please), but also he’s a bit flushed. He’s a bit embarrassed and wouldn’t really show off his thighs or anything like that. Next time around he’ll gladly return the favor for his s/o, sometimes when his s/o is just focusing on his thighs / legs he’ll drag them up and ask them in a husky voice to not just focus on his legs, please focus on him too. 

Hunk
Embarrassed boy, beyond deceased. He has thick and sensitive thighs, smooches and love bites mess him up and it’s the worst because he doesn’t want to jerk or close his thighs around their head for fear of hurting his s/o or anything like that. Still enjoys the experience a lot and would want to return the favor because he’s a sweet boy like that, secretly loves having hickeys left on him by his partner, provided they’re in places others cant see easily so thighs are perfect.

Shiro

Low-key embarrassed (especially if there were scars there), but he likes it. Like Hunk, he also has some sensitive thighs and small draws of the nails across the skin, kisses and gentle bites get him pretty heated. Shiro really enjoys the experience a lot and it’s a change in pace instead of him leaving little love bites on his s/o it’s the other way around. He probably pushes his fingers through their hair and bites his lip a little shivering under their touch. But, he would gladly return the favor to his s/o in leaving love bites on their thighs as well, because Shiro likes to give and receive. 

anonymous asked:

nct dream reaction to their gf / crush becoming depressed because her parents are going through a divorce? (i'm sorry to ask something so deep but this is happening to me rn and I was just curious)

Hey I hope everything works out and I love you. (I wrote this as like… you’re their gf although it’s pretty gender neutral.)


Mark: The most supportive bf in the world!!! He would listen to you talk about everything, nodding in understanding and holding you close to him as you told him all of your worries.

“I’m always here for you Y/N.”

Originally posted by taeilsgirlfriend

Haechan: He’s actually serious for once. He can tell that you’re unhappy and all he wants to do is make you feel better so that the two of you can start joking around again. Plus, he hates seeing you sad.

“I’m here if you… want to talk.”

Originally posted by haechannie

Jeno: He’d be incredibly nervous. What was he supposed to say? What if you started crying? What if, what if, what if… Still, he let you vent to him and went out of his way to do little things to make you feel better, whether it was buying food or simply getting you out of your house.

“You know I’m always here for you, right Y/N?”

Originally posted by 10795

Jaemin: He’d be unsure of how to comfort you. He’d listen to you talk, your head on his chest, his hands playing with yours. He would try to make you feel better through bad jokes.

“Hey, this one’s good, I promise Y/N.”

Originally posted by nakamotens

Renjun: Super supportive bf #2!!!!! He would be awkward, offering to let you vent to him about what was happening and he’d offer little words of encouragement to you. He would hate to see you so unhappy.

“You can tell me anything, okay Y/N.”

Originally posted by pink-ramen-hair

(alskdjfls i lob renjun)

Chenle: Super awkward. He wouldn’t be sure how to comfort you, but he’d let you tell him what was happening and why you were unhappy. He’d nod thoughtfully and try to come up with ideas to keep your mind off of the divorce. 

“Let’s do something after school Y/N!”

Originally posted by neotechs

Jisung: He literally had no idea what to do when you started telling him about the divorce and how it was making you unhappy. Of course he wanted to make you feel better… he just wasn’t sure how to do that. He would probably go to Mark for help. Afterwards, he’d spend time with you watching movies or letting you vent, whichever you felt like doing that day.

I just really want Y/N to be happy…

Originally posted by haechannie

  • Mark: Hey Donghyuck! You said I wasn't your type because I'm not a 'bad boy' right?
  • Donghyuck: Ummm, yeah you're a softie Mark, why?
  • Mark: Well the saying goes "Play-Doh, fun to play with but not to eat", and you know what I just did?!?!
  • Donghyuk: ....ate the Play-Doh?
  • Mark: YUP, THE WHOLE CONTAINER!
  • Donghyuk: Mark if you really ate the freaking Play-Doh and you think that's 'bad', then you're correct that's bad...STOP TALKING TO ME AND GET YO BOOTY DOWN TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, JESUS!!!
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dedicated to joannalannister

“Only Lady Joanna truly knows the man beneath the armor,” Grand Maester Pycelle wrote the Citadel, “and all his smiles belong to her and her alone. I do avow that I have even observed her make him laugh, not once, but upon three separate occasions!”

anonymous asked:

I feel dumb because I think of Mark and Jack as my friends - I don't have any in real life - but they don't even know who I am. They've never met me and likely never will because they'll never come to where I live and I'm too poor to travel to the US. And with both Mark and Jack doing tours, I'm worried what it'll mean for their channels (particularly Mark's) and content and whether there will be content there because it's the only thing that gets me through the day.

i don’t think it’s dumb! to be honest, i consider them friends as well! spending time watching their videos is equivalent to watching a friend play video games. it’s calming and relaxing (even though sometimes they’re yelling their heads off), and they always find ways to incorporate their communities with them while they’re either creating videos or playing games and talking towards the camera.

but hey, you never know! you might get a chance to meet them! i know both mark and jack have stated that they’ve wanted to go to other places. but for the tours thing, i am quite certain that they’ll have videos prepared during those times. jack’s really consistent when it comes to traveling and videos. mark’s can be a little iffy, but he always does put up something every day. don’t you worry! 

magnificentflyingpig  asked:

Hey, I've asked somewhere else, don't know if you saw it. You said there are season 13 promo pics with Mark? Do you have a link or something? I'm super confused by this. Thanks!

I don’t have a link on me, but it’s in my blog somewhere haha. :/ This is the pic I’m talking about

-Crow

So Mark, Christmas, and Paul have all talked about donating proceeds towards Raven. Most of them have already talked about taking to the end and letting her win. She already has a gofundme going as we speak for $200,000. She’s already have people donating thousands of dollars towards her pacemakers. But hey you do you Raven.

Originally posted by penalcolada

anonymous asked:

my aesthetic is mark being shit with words/forgetting how to say very simple things on a regular basis and ik i'm projecting but mark and ty talking abt some complex engineering shit and then mark turns around and forgets how to ask eth to do the dishes -🌹

Omg imagine like Mark trying to ask for hugs or cuddles or something
Like
“Hey Ethan? Can we do that…that thing?”
“What?”
“It’s like fucking. But without the sex.”
“Mark, what?”
“You know! Like- the-”
And then Mark puts his arms around Ethan to demonstrate because he can’t explain and Ethan is just like
“Do you mean cuddling?”
Mark nods and rests his head on Ethan’s shoulder squeezing him tightly while Ethan laughs at Mark’s word choice

GOT7's Track List
  • Youngjae: HEY! LET ME PROVE IT that you're MY HOME. *smiles brighter than the sun* *actually talking to Coco*
  • JB: IF you're SICK of DREAMIN' I'll make it real. *smirks*
  • Bambam: *shouts to Jaebum* NO JAM *dabs*
  • Jackson: Ah! *clutches heart* My heart... It goes like BOOM 3x for you. *winks*
  • Mark: I'm not gonna ask WHO'S THAT for (Jackson). *silence*
  • Jinyoung: *serious* You are like a SKYWAY to me... *evil maknae laughs* *death glare*
  • Yugyeom: Bam!!! *runs away from Jinyoung* Help me! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! *runs faster*
  • Me: What even HARD CARRY means? *searches on Google* Answer: A Hard Carry is a champion that needs no babysit and is fine on their own.(League of Legends)
  • Me: I agree on them being a champion...
  • JB: but they need babysitting especially maknaes or else everything will be a chaos.
  • Me: *nods head* Exactly.

anonymous asked:

I'm feeling kind of blah so I want to talk to someone, just to interact. How are you? You do cool edits and I wish I was as good at computer-y stuff like you are. I actually want to make a few video games on my own but idk if that's possible for the ideas I have. I wouldn't want to play games, let alone make them, if I never watched Mark or Jack.

hey dude! well, you never know! if you keep working on stuff and learn more and more about how to create video games, i’m sure you could make one in no time! everyone’s gotta start somewhere, right?

mark and jack are something special, aren’t they? without them, i’d… probably be in a bad place. i wouldn’t have this blog, and i wouldn’t have met so many amazing and wonderful people. hell, i don’t even think i’d be confident in my edits as i am on this blog!

it’s just awesome and interesting to hear just how much jack and mark have influenced people on things. 💜

The Signs as Mark Gray quotes:
  • Aries: What? Did I say you could touch me?
  • Taurus: I'm hungry. Do you have any food?
  • Gemini: Hey, don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Please. Don't go, don't leave me. Please don't leave me. I'm just so lonely without you.
  • Cancer: It's an important distinction. I'm sorry. I have to initiate all bodily contact. I have a mild case of haphephobia, and you need to read up on it if you want this to work.
  • Leo: Hey, will you shut up? Nobody's talking to you.
  • Virgo: I can touch you, but you can't touch me. You understand?
  • Libra: Torture's not really my thing.
  • Scorpio: I don't want to have sex. Everything's always about sex. I'm not opposed to it, but...it's not as important as people make it. I think touching is more important. If you do it right, you can feel it always. Even after you stop.
  • Sagittarius: Why am I letting you guys have all the fun?
  • Capricorn: Come on, let's go kill some people.
  • Aquarius: Oh, wow. Are you slow? Lady, you're already dead. It's really just a matter of how bad it's gonna hurt.
  • Pisces: You sure? I could do a different pose. I could take my clothes off, whatever you want.
Got7 as bad pick up lines

Jaebum: You know what material this is? *grabs shirt* Boyfriend material.

Mark: Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Jackson:  Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW

Jinyoung: Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Youngjae: Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Bambam: You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Yugyeom: I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

patrocluus  asked:

hey so i have no way of making it to an event but i'd really love to hear about wylan's satchel if you were willing to talk about it here ? i absolutely love your books, and i'm literally counting the days to crooked kingdom!!!

Maybe I built it up too much, but Wylan’s satchel is all over Crooked Kingdom. There’s a particular scene in flashback that my editor marked with “I’m really worried about the satchel.” (Spoiler: the satchel survives.) Go, little satchel, go! 

Fitting Room Fiasco

~Hey there! I’m alive! I’ve finally written up a small fluffy fic. I got this idea from a similar situation I was in recently. I was getting really angry that someone was taking so long in the only fitting room in hot topic and once they finally came out they were really cute. Like adorable. So I hope this makes up a bit for my absence and enjoy!~


Jack fumed while he scanned over a few tee-shirts. He had been waiting for fifteen minutes for some asshole in the changing room to get his ass out of it. Jack had just made a quick stop in Hot Topic to browse through everything like he usually would and today he found a shirt he wanted but he decided to try it on to make sure. But he had scanned the whole store several times waiting for this guy and he was fed up. Jack walked over to the door. I mean, you could only take three items inside anyways and Jack had watched the door like a hawk and the person inside had not left once.

Jack knocked on the door harshly.

“Yes?” A deep, smooth voice questioned. So this asshole was a guy.

“I don’t mean to intrude on your fitting time but I’d like to try on this shirt sometime today.” Jack said, his voice laced with anger.

“Actually, I could really use your help!” The man said with excitement, disregarding his snarky comment. The door swung open finally and when Jack looked up from the ground his breath caught in his throat. There stood maybe the most attractive man he had ever seen and to make it even worse he had been trying on swimming trunks and was shirtless, exposing his toned torso.

“Do you think these trunks are the right size?” The man asked. Jack’s face heated as he realised he had just been staring at this guys chest and looked down to his trunks. He didn’t pay much attention to them because that exact moment he turned to the side and Jack got a perfect few of this guys bum.

“U-uh yeah…I think those look perfect.” Jack stuttered out nervously. The guy looked back at me with a wide smirk that slid across his face. The guy in the particularly tight swimming trunks turned his back to Jack and swayed his hips back and forth while staring Jack in the eye with a devious look.

“Like what you see?” He asked in a sensual tone. Jack’s face and ear burned as he scoffed.

“You wish.” Jack said quietly. The guy in trunks turned around and pouted.

“You mean I don’t look good in these?” He asked in a childish tone.

“No no, you look really good in them.” Jack said before thinking and immediately regretted it. The guy gave a hearty laugh and Jack was sure people were beginning to stare.

“Okay I’ll stop messing with you. I just need to try on these jeans real quick and then I’ll be on my way.” He said warmly before closing the door again. Jack stepped back from the door and spaced out. He didn’t know someone could affect him like this. Jack took a quick look at the jewelry racks next to the fitting room. Jack tuned into a few struggled grunts that were being emitted from the room.

“Hey uh, pal? You uh…still around?” He heard the same voice come from the room, just more nervous.

“Yeah, need something again?” Jack said more or less jokingly. Jack smiled at how he called him his pal even though they had just met not two minutes ago.

“Yeah. You know how I was trying on a pair of Jeans? Well they’re skinny jeans and I think I got a pair ten times too small.” He said, nervously laughing.

“So what you’re saying is that you are stuck.” Jack said trying his very best not to burst out laughing.

“Yes and I need you to come in here and help me.” The guy said, frustrated. Jack looked behind him to make sure no one was looking and quickly slipped past the door the guy popped open for him. He had a shirt on now, thank God.

“I really need you to get these off of me, everything from my waist down is slowly losing circulation I don’t think I can feel my feet.” He said in a rush. Jack couldn’t help but let out a few giggles.

“God, I don’t even know your name and you already begging me to take your pants off.” Jack smirked, proud of himself for making that joke. Clever Jack, clever. This time it was the other man who was quickly turning red.

“The name’s Mark now please help me.” Mark wheezed out. Jack walked over to the poor man and helped him stand up. Jack took a look at the situation and quickly regretted it. These pants were so tight that Mark’s crotch must have been going through torture but Jack could easily his…manhood.

“Look I know they’re really  tight but I would really like to be out of them quickly.” Mark said quickly.

“Right.” Jack looked again and blushed as he thought of the only way to get him out of these jeans.

“So, the only way I know how to help is if I crouch down and get really close to your butt or really close to you.. Junk.” Jack said nervously.

“I really do not care at the moment.” Mark stated very clearly. Jack nodded and decided the safest side was the front so Mark wouldn’t accidentally shove his ass in Jack’s face…not that Jack would’ve minded *cough cough*. Jack gripped the waistband of the pants and waited for Mark to grab the back half. Jack slowly counted down from three and then both of them yanked the pants down with all of their might. Thankfully the pants were eventually yanked down and landed in a pool at Mark’s ankles. They both let out a breath of relief. Jack laughed and looked up and was faced with Mark’s clothed crotch. Jack blushed and fell backwards and stood up quickly while Mark laughed loudly.

“Thanks man.” Mark said and extended his hand out to Jack. Jack smiled and shook it, giggling a bit too. They stood there for a moment.

“Well, I guess I’ll be on my way and let you try on that shirt.” Mark said, turning around. Jack gripped Mark’s forearm, making Mark freeze just as he was about to reach for the door knob.

“Wait. Uh, just in case… you know, you ever get stuck in another item of clothing… why don’t I give you my number?” Jack said hesitantly. Mark smiled and handed Jack his phone. Once Jack had put his number in successfully, he waved Mark goodbye and tried on his shirt quickly. It fit and he quickly paid for the shirt and ran out of the store and back out into the rest of the mall. He looked back and forth and caught a glimpse of bright red hair and ran after the man. Once Jack got close enough, he nonchalantly walked up beside Mark.

“Pfft, you stalker.” Mark said laughing a bit.

“Hey, I just couldn’t get enough of you.” Jack playfully poked Mark in the side. They talked and walked all the way out and into the parking lot. Once they got to Jack’s car they stopped.

“Hey, why not let me take you out to eat sometime. To thank you for rescuing me from my denim death trap?” Mark asked with a smile. Jack giggled and nodded.

“Yeah I’d like that. A lot.”

anonymous asked:

Hi. I love your blog. You also seem like a really cool person. Which is why I'm messaging you now. I struggle with self harm and Sunday marked two months clean so far, but today, I have really been struggling again the urge to cut. This is the hardest it's ever been and I don't really have anyone to talk to and I just need someone to believe that I can get through this.

HEY I BELIEVE IN YOU FRIEND

and for every note this gets is another day you have to force yourself not to self harm regardless of how sad you feel because in the end youll be proud of yourself for not doing it ((if you struggle with self harm set this goal for yourself))

also heres tina fey also cheering you on 

anonymous asked:

Hey I'm confused about two things in kamisama hajimemashita: 1) tomoe said 'I love you too' to nanami in the mount kurama arc, so why wasn't the curse triggered then? 2) why didn't tomoe notice nanamis land God mark in the past arc? Thank you !

Hello there! Thank you for your questions!

Question One:

The reason why he does not have his curse triggered in the scene you are talking about is because he does not in fact say “I love you” to Nanami here like you are remembering. I went through the chapters and saw that in this scene instead of “I love you, too”, he says “I like you, too.” 

You’re totally right that if he did love her in this moment he would have triggered the curse. However I believe that his emotions aren’t strong enough at this time for him to remember Yukiji. This is the last page of chapter 60, by the way, in case you want to reread it!

Question Two:

Alright, so when I first read this I was pretty confused for a moment too. I never really thought of that; why didn’t anyone notice Nanami’s land god mark?

I reread around the arc a little bit and I couldn’t find an explanation, so here’s two possible theories:

Theory One:

This one I think is the most probable. If you remember, in the scene where Akura Ou rapes poor Nanami, he kisses her yet does not become her familiar. This is because he is not in his own demon body, but a human one. 

I think that in the same way, Nanami’s body that she uses in the past is not complete in some spiritual sense, and so her land god mark would not show in the past. To me, this sounds most reasonable as it is mentioned before how hard it is to send her whole body to the past. 

Theory Two:

This theory is just that either Tomoe could see the mark and either a) didn’t know what it was or b) didn’t care because he had a lot of other things to worry about. Also, this could have just been an overlooking by Julietta Suzuki. I do not think this is the case, but it is plausible. 


Well, here you have it! I hope these answers help you out.

anonymous asked:

Hey darl! First of all, I really enjoy reading your meta, so thanks for taking the time to write it and share it with us! Okay, so I'm a strong TJLC believer and I'm more and more convinced the more meta I read, but whenever I come across things like Mark's comments on it while being in India, it really saddens me because I totally buy his serious face when he says "It's never going to happen" (you can search for the video on YT as "Mark Gatiss at Mumbai" and the talk on it starts around 10:50).

Sorry, pathetically ran out of characters haha. Basically wanted to know what’s your take on it and how would you advice me on staying positive about it! Thanks a bunch <3

Hello! I’m probably not the person to ask about this because I just … don’t doubt TJLC … at all, ever. Gay or trash is TJLC tagline, so either Johnlock or this show is literally not worth watching, but it clearly is well-written, ergo TJLC is real.

For me, the biggest evidence for TJLC is that there are at least two more seasons (plus a special) and there’s nowhere else to go with their relationship. John and Sherlock’s relationship (in any form) is at the heart of the show; it’s the whole point. As this is a story, that relationship has to keep evolving and getting stronger to keep the story interesting. They’ve both already explicitly said they love each other in a platonic way that is equal to how John loved his wife. We’re only a little more than halfway done with the show and they have to keep making that relationship stronger. They’re already as platonically close as it’s really possible to get. What else is there to do besides a textually confirmed romantic relationship?

I suppose I just don’t really listen to anything Mofftisson & Co say because they lie blatantly about everything - I don’t just mean they lie about TJLC, but just literally everything on the show. I found colinthirsth‘s post to be pretty telling:

the fact that moffat and gatiss so blatantly lied about moriarty being 100% dead no questions asked and practically laughed at the people who thought that there might be another possibility makes me believe in tjlc so much more

Mofftisson don’t just not answer questions or deflect, they actively lie. They actively lie even when people haven’t asked them questions. This amount of lying is not normally what writers of things do, but it’s clearly what Mofftisson are doing. So I’m not really sure why anyone bases any opinions/theories on anything that they say.

deducingbbcsherlock​ wrote a bunch of good stuff about this:

And if you haven’t read M-Theory, I suggest doing so now. :)

Also, Sherlock glued John’s head on the Vitruvian Man; IDK how to interpret that as platonic. Also the tarmac scene:

SHERLOCK: John, there’s something … I should say; I-I’ve meant to say always and then never have. Since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now. (x)

Anyone else please feel free to jump in because, as I said, this isn’t really my area.