hey man look at me

*SHOVES DRE INTO THE 1920′S*

dating peter parker would include...

dedicated to my harrison bestie anon in hopes it makes them smile :) also yes it’s really fuckin long i’m sorry i just love peter parker and have a lot of feelings

  • you actually hate to tell the story of how you two met because it’s mortifiying oh mygod
  • peter, however, loves to watch u blush about it even though it was only really embarrassing when it happened
  • taking the subway to school like every other day, you obviously had spent too many hours on the internet so u were tired as hell 
  • so tired you couldn’t grab the pole in time when the subway stopped
  • and you in an ungraceful manner, tripped, stumbled and fell
  • into his lap
  • his l a p 
  • you still get red cheeks when remember just how embarrassing it was
  • oh my god! i c-can’t believe that- i-i, i’m so so sorry- h-holy shit–
  • peter did find it extremely awkward but your mortified and blushing red face was so much more adorable 
  • n-no, it’s fine– d-do you want my seat?
  • o-oh no, it’s alright. i’d just like to crawl into a hole somewhere. sudden amnesia works too.
  • AND BOY
  • a cute girl with wit and oh my is that a nerdy shirt????
  • from them on, you had his entire heart 
  • yes i will totally be writing a full on imagine for this
  • you guys weren’t friends for long if u know what i mean 
  • like you had already face planted into his lap so you skipped most of the awkward interactions
  • you were kinda like ‘ah what the hell’ 
  • you did it while you guys were walking home together, like usual
  • hey peter, can you hold this for me?
  • yeah?” 
  • and you just grabbed his hand, grinning at him with wink 
  • cue the cutest blushing from peter 
  • peter goddamn nearly had a heart attack but couldn’t stop smiling the entire walk home 
  • he was really sad when he reached your building 
  • but then you stood on ur tippy toes and kissed him on the cheek so he wasn’t that sad
  • eventually kisses on the cheeks became kisses on the lips & it wasn’t official but you two just knew
  • let’s be real, peter is the worlds biggest dork so movie marathons are so common
  • i mean everything– star wars, back to the future, jurassic park, like man you name it 
  • and if u were a nerd too, then oH boy he would just be in a constant state of heart eyes 
  • he would be anyways but extra heart eyes if u geek out
  • c’mon pete, hurry that cute lil ass up! it’s rogue one!!
  • oh my god, please marry me right now.
  • you guys definitely try to quote movies as much as possible
  • i love you” ”i know *intense blushing* diD YOU JUST–
  • he has a such soft spot for when you guys marathon disney movies not that he tells you that
  • something about you lighting up & singing along makes him go !!!!!!! inside
  • no you two never perform disney duet songs together never ever have you done that why do u ask
  • (your favourite one to perform is hakuna matata because its a goddamn classic and peter gets so into it)
  • (breaking free from hsm is a close second because damn can peter hit those notes when he really tries)
  • peter parker is such an admirer like you dont even know
  • he could stare at you for hours and its pretty much what gets him through the day tbh
  • in fact, he has all your birthmarks and freckles committed to memory because shes so pretty i can’t deal with this
  • he blushes SO MUCH when you catch him staring
  • but lets be real, you were staring at him too
  • he blushed even more when he found that out because oh my fucking god she was staring at me do i look weird is there something on my face
  • but when you’re like no you goof, i’m admiring youu get 
  • BLUSHING STUTTERING STAMMERING PETER PARKER
  • he just never stops blushing 
  • he! would! try! so! hard! at everything 4 you
  • baking? hell yeah he’ll bake for u
  • singing? eh he’ll give it a go (but only for you)  
  • dancing? he hates it but he loves to watch u laugh and smile with him so he does it anyways (even if he sucks)
  • speaking of dancing
  • peter loves it when u dance
  • especially when you stay over and he wakes up to you dancing around the kitchen or his room 
  • his favourite is catching you off guard when you’re grooving to some 80′s song
  • babe– cutting himself off with his own laughter, i don’t think that’s dancing.
  • he loves to tease you about your funky dancing because seeing his girl blushing is like his second favourite thing
  • (the first being your smile because it completely melts his insides and everything is better when you smile at him)
  • you also love it when he’s teasing because all you have is pout and suddenly peter’s showering you in kisses 
  • peter is such a sucker for kisses
  • actually he’s such a hopeless romantic & lover of cliches like
  • constantly bringing you flowers he finds on nightly patrols? check 
  • stopping so you two can share a cutesy kiss in the rain? check 
  • dumb pick up lines that still make you laugh? check 
  • tbh you both do pickup lines
  • hey, hey y/n, are you the square root of -1? because you can’t be real 
  • are you kIDDING– NO I’M NOT BLUSHING AT YOUR DUMB PICK UP LINE GO AWAY PARKER
  • he just giggles at you from the bed
  • except when you do it, its a different story
  • hey hey hey, peter 
  • hmm?” 
  • are you related to yoda? because yodalicious.
  • peter just falls off the bed 
  • you don’t even ask if he’s alright, you just cut straight to laughing at his reaction
  • s-shut up! this isn’t because of your pick up line!! i was startled! 
  • even though he’s trying to hide his face in a pillow, you can see his pink cheeks
  • sure, peter, sure. 
  • aunt may is both a blessing and a curse to both of you 
  • because she spills BOTH OF YOUR SECRETS
  • like you can’t ramble to her about peter because she will tell him everything
  • with you in the same room 
  • oh peter, you’re wearing that shirt? i know y/n loves it, she was talking just the other day about how she find it so hot– 
  • “MAY HE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW”
  • peter secretly really wants to know what you said about him 
  • but aunt may does it to peter too and he hates it
  • “seriously y/n, you should hear the things he says about you, i swear he’s turned into some lovesick–”
  • “nO MAY SHH YOU CAN STOP NOW”
  • makeout sessions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • you both l o v e them 
  • funnily enough, peter is the one who usually starts them 
  • hey y/n, you’ve got something on your face, let me just– *kisses you all over you face*
  • because he’s more than ahead in his classes, ‘study dates’ really means makeout not that you mind though  
  • peter loves kisses everywhere
  • forehead kisses
  • nose kisses
  • shoulder kisses
  • eyelid kisses
  • back of the hand kisses
  • all the kisses
  • his absolute favourite kiss is the one he receives from you in the morning when you’ve stayed over
  • he’ll play with your hair softly and you’ll yawn & stretch and catch him gazing at you 
  • and you just smile and lean up and kiss him 
  • it never fails to make peters heart stop and when you pull away he just goes nooooooooooooo and pouts till you kiss him again 
  • it’s especially hard when you have to leave or part ways after school because peter turns into a needy lil boy
  • one more kiss! one more! 
  • peter you’ve said that seven times now!! 
  • you literally have to push his away, giggling and grinning, because otherwise he’s going to be late 
  • i swear to god parker, it’s only one class! 
  • and of course you know about him being spidey
  • you actually found out by accident 
  • you were searching thru his closest for something to wear when you stumbled across it 
  • tbh you thought it was a really dedicated costume at first
  • so you put it on and it was so fucking baggy man
  • hey peter! look at me, i’m the spider man! thwip thwip! 
  • except it was the real thing so 
  • y-y/n!! where did you find that??? 
  • don’t worry, i’ll keep your spider-man obsession a secret, peter.
  • but when you accidentally web peter’s hand to the wall, you figure out this suit is the real deal 
  • holy shit!! holy shit! you– you’re, this is the real, oh my god, you’re the spider-man!  
  • peter just panics because you’ve webbed him to the wall and he can’t actually do anything
  • no! no i’m not!
  • you freak out for like another minute before you gather your senses enough 
  • peter parker, do not play with me right now- are you spider-man?
  • would you believe me if i said it was a very detailed halloween costume?
  • after cutting him free, you squeezed him into the tightest hug because you were so goddamn proud of him 
  • but also because oh my god how many times had he risked his life and had you not known???? 
  • oh my god, this is so wicked i can’t believe you’re spider-man–
  • you can’t tell anyone! 
  • shh, you know i wouldn’t but holy god! you have to tell me everything
  • you’re not mad i didn’t tell you?” 
  • pfft, i’ll only be mad if you don’t tell me now.
  • yes i also want to make this an imagine
  • yes, you’re the one who patches him up which always ends in cuddles
  • basically you get to shower peter in constant love and affection because he would do that and more for you 
  • he’s just the perfect boyfriend??? 
  • i want a peter parker

she’s a sticker on my redbubble now, y’all

I Kissed A Robot And I Liked It: A Complete Meltdown by Phillip J. Coulson
  • May: He replaced me with a robot version of myself? How long did it take for you to figure it out?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง
  • May: What finally tipped it?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“
  • May: Didn't get messy between us, did it?
  • Coulson: ¯\_(ใƒ„)_/¯ ๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: After we escape this place, we're definitely opening that bottle of Haig.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: I need to take one for the team... So you'll give me mouth to mouth.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did something weird happen with my robot self?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did I make a move on you?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Phil... Did I try to... Kill you?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃโ˜ ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ
  • May: I knew something was up. What are you not telling me?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿป??
  • May: ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ!!!!
  • ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
  • Coulson's Ongoing Internal Monologue:
  • ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
Keith and Lance’s relationship is everything.

Oh man oh man. Season 3 gave me the klangst/langst I NEEDED.

Their co-leadership moments showed their give-and-take relationship so beautifully. It was about them working together through their best and worst and keeping each other in check in order to keep Voltron working cohesively.

First, the “hey man” scene. Iconic.

What kills me here is that EVERYONE looks at Lance to comfort Keith. Previously he was just seen as the “goofball” but the team recognizes in this moment that Lance is actually the best person for this. He’s the one closest to Keith on the team right now and knows him better than anyone else, despite being rivals.

BUT even though everyone looks to Lance to comfort Keith, Lance doesn’t look back. His eyes are always on Keith and he  doesn’t need to be prompted or pushed to go to him, it’s just something he knows he needs to do as his boyfriend.

Next, the lion shakeups. Obviously the red lion recognizes something similar in both Keith and Lance that allows them to pilot her.

Because they have such different personalities, the ability for both of them to pilot the red lion speaks volumes not only about their compatibility with the lion, but their compatibility with each other. This is another important point that shows how Keith and Lance balance each other out.

Another one. Keith struggling to lead the team at first. He’s got his eyes set on destroying Lotor’s ship despite the conditions on planet Thayserix and how everyone else is struggling to stick together and communicate.

He literally rejects Pidge’s suggestions to abort mission and does the opposite of what she says when they arrive on Thayserix. The only person that is able to keep him in line is Lance, which we see multiple times especially throughout the first several episodes.

Keith, the self-professed loner, following his personal goals by breaking away from the group, would’ve gotten Voltron torn to shreds to without Lance reeling him in and keeping his priorities straight.

And Lance coming to Keith with his insecurities about being a paladin? Amazing.

Lance needs Keith’s advice and comfort just as much as Keith needed him to shape his leadership style. They have this beautiful yin-and-yang relationship where they’re not afraid to lean on each other when one is feeling lost, confused, scared.

All in all, I think Keith/Lance co-leadership is really good at highlighting their strengths, weaknesses, and parity. I hope to see more them in this dynamic in future seasons!

i know i keep coming back to the space mall but hear me out: let’s just say as months pass the paladins gain more and more attention from the rest of the known universe, to the point they’re almost like celebrities (i wonder if autographs and merch and m&g are a thing in space but i can imagine stuff like that happening. you know at the end of the avengers, where ppl start to imitate the heroes’s hair, or have tattooes or do graffitis those kinda stuff). during a random stop at the space mall there’s a space newsagent’s and there’s this one magazine who has them on the cover and full of your average readbait (?) titles of every typical teen magazine. a special insert about slav and his alternative universes theory, interviews with the paladins, gossip columns in which it’s discussed whether keith and lance are together or not (which makes them blush furiously and makes keith use his cracky voice for a while) and special posters a la zarkon in the sm episode. except that none of them has ever sat down on an interview with the locals, and they’ve never done photoshoots.

“I didn’t pose for this???”

“Why did they publish the photo from my bad angle???”

“Who wrote these????”

“Oh my god guys do we have….space paparazzi??”

“I never revealed my skin routine to this magazine what the hell????”

“hey…they called me gorgeous man again eheh….”

“why do i look like i haven’t slept in years”

“cuz it’s true.”

and so on. i’ll let you imagine who said each one but….it’s clear i think ;)

♥ DISNEY’S MULAN SENTENCE STARTERS
feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❛ Would you like to stay for dinner? ❜
  • ❛ Would you like to stay forever? ❜
  • ❛ My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists. ❜
  • ❛ No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser! ❜
  • ❛ The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. ❜
  • ❛ You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty. ❜
  • ❛ They’re gifts, to honor the family. ❜
  • ❛ The greatest gift and honor… is having you for a daughter. ❜
  • ❛ My little baby, off to destroy people. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve heard a great deal about you. ❜
  • ❛ My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. ❜
  • ❛ Oooh! All right, that’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! ❜
  • ❛ Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow. ❜
  • ❛ I’m just nervous. I’ve never done this before. ❜
  • ❛ Then you’re gonna have to trust me. And don’t you slap me no more. ❜
  • ❛ Okey-dokey, let’s get this show on the road! ❜
  • ❛ The truth is, we’re both frauds. ❜
  • ❛ Your ancestors never sent me, they don’t even like me. ❜
  • ❛ What? What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me? ❜
  • ❛ And what are you, a sheep? ❜
  • ❛ I will never pass for a perfect bride. ❜
  • ❛ Now I see, that if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart. ❜
  • ❛ Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? ❜
  • ❛ Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? ❜
  • ❛ Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I’ve tried. ❜
  • ❛ When will my reflection show who I am inside? ❜
  • ❛ One family reunion comin’ right up. ❜
  • ❛ Okay, people, people, look alive. ❜
  • ❛ Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me. ❜
  • ❛ Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should’ve brought home a man. ❜
  • ❛ Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick! ❜
  • ❛ Now remember, it’s your first day of trainin’, so listen to your teacher and no fightin’, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt. ❜
  • ❛ But I don’t wanna kick the other kid’s butt. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t talk with your mouth full. Now let’s see your war face. ❜
  • ❛ Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. ❜
  • ❛ The Huns are alive! They’re in the city! ❜
  • ❛ You don’t belong here. Go home.  ❜
  • ❛ I saw them in the mountains. You have to believe me! ❜
  • ❛ Why else would I come back? ❜
  • ❛ My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one’s late. But I’ll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all. ❜
  • ❛ I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me! ❜
  • ❛ No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it. ❜
  • ❛ I liiiiiiiiiive! ❜
  • ❛ I… ring the gong. ❜
  • ❛ You are the craziest man I’ve ever met, and for that I owe you my life. ❜
  • ❛ You’re king of the mountain! ❜
  • ❛ I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy. ❜
  • ❛ Well, he doesn’t talk about me much. ❜
  • ❛ I can see why. The boy is an absolute lunatic. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve a girl at home who’s unlike any other… ❜
  • ❛ Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother. ❜
  • ❛ My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? ❜
  • ❛ Hey! Dragon. Dra-gon, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing. ❜
  • ❛ My little baby’s all grown up and… and savin’ China. You have a tissue? ❜
  • ❛ That was vile! You owe me big. ❜
  • ❛ I never want to see a naked man again. ❜
  • ❛ Hey, don’t look at me, I ain’t biting no more butts. ❜
  • ❛ Looks like you’re all out of ideas. ❜
  • ❛ Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! ❜
  • ❛ And I do not squeal like a girl. ❜
  • ❛ Urgent news from the General. ❜
  • ❛ Citizens, I need firepower. ❜
  • ❛ Um… You… You fight good. ❜
  • ❛ Ah, you ain’t worth my time, chicken boy. ❜
  • ❛ Say that to my face, you limp noodle! ❜
  • ❛ Let’s get down to business. ❜
  • ❛ Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? ❜
  • ❛ Mister, I’ll make a man out of you. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I’ll do it with my shirt on. ❜
  • ❛ They popped out of the snow, like daisies! ❜
  • ❛ I don’t need anyone causing trouble in my camp. ❜
  • ❛ Does this dress make me look fat? ❜
  • ❛ You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet from you! ❜
  • ❛ It is an honor to protect my country and my family. ❜
  • ❛ I know my place! It is time you learned yours. ❜
  • ❛ I’m doomed! And all ‘cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road. ❜
  • ❛ A single grain of rice can tip the scale. ❜
  • ❛ Just because I look like a man doesn’t mean I have to smell like one. ❜
  • ❛ Man, you are one lucky bug. ❜
Positive / Sam Winchester

request:ย  Could you do #80 with Sam Winchester @just-a-rad-nerd

80. โ€œDoes he know about the baby?โ€

A/N: I was bit stumped since I has been pumping out stories for the week iโ€™ll be gone for hours but here it is

Warnings: angst, fluff

Originally posted by adaav

You looked at the pregnancy test in horror.

Potitive

Tears streamed down your face as you sat on your toilet, alone in the bunker, staring and the pregnancy test in your hands. You grabbed your phone and, after a few tries a dialing her number since you were shaking so hard, called Ellen. She picked up after three rings.

โ€œHey (Y/N).โ€

You just sobbed,โ€ Ellen I screwed up.โ€

โ€œWhat happened,โ€ her voice hardening.

โ€œI-Iโ€™m pregnant.โ€

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Faith

Back with another thing because I really have no self control when it comes to writing about Peter Parker. The amount of blogs I followed recently have definitely went up - I used to mostly follow tumblrs for animals because they are all cute and I love looking at their photos. But that aside, I really want to try and explore Ned more cause I really enjoy him too but perhaps, one thing at a time. 

PS: Remember that sneak peek thing I did? It’s still nowhere near done but it’s over 7000 words already and I think it’s safe to say that it’s Beauty and The Beast inspired AU. Anyways, I don’t know when that will see the light so enjoy reading this - 1.6k of hopefully, floof!

MASTERLIST


Originally posted by bottleofstardust

Ned Leeds takes pride in being Peter Parker’s closest friend and quite possibly one of his best friends too. He also takes pride in the fact that Peter confides in him about quite a lot of things. So of course, Ned is well aware of Peter’s secret alter-ego: The Spiderman. Ned likes to think that he knows quite a lot of things and that is a statement not a suggestion. He knows that Peter rejected The Tony Starks’ offer about moving upstate and becoming an official member of the Avengers. He also knows that Peter’s Aunt May knows about Peter being The Spiderman. In short, Ned knows quite a lot of things about Peter that would take too long to list out even if he has a lot of time on his hands. Out of all of those things that Ned knows – he is quite sure that Peter does not know about his own growing crush on you.

Ned brings his tray of food towards the table where Peter is currently sitting, pining after you. It is almost comical to see him like this – a few months ago, Peter had the same expression as the both of them looked on Liz Allen putting up the homecoming poster; good times. Whenever Peter develops a crush on someone, it’s never subtle and being the supportive best friend that he is, of course, he would join Peter by the table and copied his exact position: elbow to the table, resting his chin in his palm as he too stares in the same direction Peter is staring at.

To no one’s surprise – especially not Ned’s because he definitely already expected this – Peter is staring longingly, dreamingly, lovingly at you. Ned wonders how long he can keep this up before Peter finally realizes what Ned is doing. When Peter lets out a sigh, Ned could not help but snicker causing the latter’s elbow to slide off the table in surprise.

Peter looks at Ned, eyes wide. “Hey, man – you startled me.” He shakes his head before glancing in the direction he had been looking earlier and when he looks back at Ned, Ned is smirking at him – the glint in his eyes is scaring Peter just a little bit. “I don’t have a crush on Y/N.” He hisses quietly to Ned who lets out a laugh, patting his back.

“I didn’t say anything though, Peter.” Ned points out, chuckling under his breath before turning to look at Peter. His cheeks are slightly flush and the tips of his ears are red too. Peter sputters incoherently before looking away from Ned – this time to slowly eat his forgotten lunch. Ned snickers quietly to himself and begins to eat his food.

The two of them are quiet for a while before Ned decides to check on Peter again. Peter is back to staring at you again and Ned slowly leans in towards Peter, his lips are almost touching Peter’s ear now and whispers, “You’re staring again.” Surprised by Ned’s voice, Peter hits his knees on the table, letting out a curse word so loud some people turned to glance at the two of them, including you. His eyes widen and dismisses them before turning to look at Ned.

“What?” He spits out, rubbing his stinging knees. His heart is racing a mile a minute because he can feel your eyes on his back before you look away.

Ned pulls back, a smug smirk on his face. “Y/N; you were practically drooling a minute ago.” He snickers causing Peter to punch him lightly in the arm. Ned feigns hurt. “Ow – stop using your power to hurt me, Peter.” Peter waves his hands right in front of Ned, looking around frantically to see if anyone heard him, shushing him.

“You are so loud, Ned!” Peter whines. “Why don’t you announce it to the entire world then – no, Ned, that was not me giving you permission. It’s still a secret and you’ve promised.” Peter reminds Ned who simply nods his head. He is only teasing Peter – it’s not like he really will tell anyone Peter’s darkest kept secret. “And no, I was not drooling.” Peter murmurs as he returns back to his seat, letting out a sigh.

“Yeah, you’re right.” Ned nods his head. He sees that you have stopped talking with your friends now and MJ is pulling you in the direction of the table the two of them are currently at so Ned decides to speed things up. “I mean; why would anyone even have a crush on Y/N? Like what would anyone see in her?”

Peter frowns. “What?” He exclaims, a little bit affronted with what Ned had just said. “Why would anyone not like Y/N? She is beyond amazing, nice and have you ever heard her laugh? Literally the entire world just stops and it’s like – “ Peter stops talking altogether and stares at Ned in surprise. Ned stares back before Peter groans and buries his head in his hands. “I can’t believe I fell for that.” He groans once more.

Ned smiles to himself before he nudges Peter. Peter mumbles incoherently through his fingers before lifting his head up. Ned motions for Peter to look across their table and the moment Peter turns around, he almost falls off from the bench because standing right across their table are MJ and the person he had just been talking about! His eyes widen (almost comically to Ned) when he realizes what had just happened.

“How long, how long have you been stand – standing there?” Peter stutters as he stares at the both of you. If only he had the ability to make the earth swallow him whole, he would gladly use that and never come out to the surface ever again because he is just extremely horrified, embarrassed and afraid of the rejection to come and he had only just realized he has feelings for you too!

MJ smirks at him before stepping aside, causing you to be in Peter’s direct view. Your cheeks are beat red and you know even without looking at the mirror that your face is red. You cannot believe your ears to be quite honest! Peter Parker – the same guy you have been crushing on ever since you entered this high school sorta, kinda probably has a crush on you too? Is this why MJ was very adamant that you should really meet and talk to Peter? Had she known?

“Long enough, you nerd.” MJ says with mirth in her eyes. This is definitely one of the best things that has ever happened without her interference. She leans forward to hi-five Ned. Ned grins widely at her. “Now let’s leave the kids alone, Ned.” MJ instructs, snickering to herself at the slight panic and affronted looks both you and Peter have.

Ned brings his tray with him when he leaves with MJ, the both of them giggling over what they have just orchestrated. That leaves Peter and you staring at each other, shyly.

“Um – can I sit beside you?” You finally managed to gather the courage to ask him. Peter’s jaw drops slightly before he nods his head a couple of times, causing you to giggle quietly as you round the table to sit beside him. Peter is staring at you all the while and you tuck your hair behind your ear before looking back at him. “We, uh, haven’t formerly met but um, I’m Y/N,” You tell him.

“I’m Peter – Peter Parker, yeah, yeah, uh, so how much of the conservation – I mean conversation did you hear?” Peter asks as he rubs the back of his neck sheepishly, glancing at you. It feels a little bit surreal right now – he honestly cannot believe he fell for the oldest trick in the book and he also almost cannot believe his two friends have set him up.

You shrug your shoulders, not really wanting to tell Peter you heard the entire thing because you really do not want to embarrass him any further. Your silence is probably answer enough for Peter and he groans before nodding his head, murmuring under his breath.

You reach over to place your hand on top of Peter’s causing the latter to stiffen slightly as he slowly lifts his head to stare at you with his eyes wide. “If it makes you feel any better, I, um, kinda like you?”

To Peter, your words are as unexpected as they are welcome and he nods his head, trying his hardest to fight the grin that threatened to appear on his face. “Yeah, um, it actually does,” Peter turns his hand around so that he can actually hold your hand in his. You smile at your joined hands and look at Peter’s smiling face. “I like you a lot, Y/N and uh, would you want to go on a date? With me? After school?” He questions, instantly resulting in a small giggle from you as you nod your head.

“I’d love to, Peter.” You tighten your hold on Peter’s hand and his expression goes bright as he nods his head. The bell rings and the two of you are startled out of the moment. You bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from frowning because you really want to spend some more time with Peter.

Sensing your reluctance, Peter touches the side of your face softly. He gives you a smile that is able to instantaneously makes you feel better. “How about – can I - I walk – walk you to class?” Peter looks at you expectantly and you nod your head. The smile on his face grows bigger and he stands up from the bench before helping you up. There are still a few people around the cafeteria but they were not paying attention much. The two of you are able to have a few more minutes to yourselves as Peter walks you to your class, still holding your hand.

The Accidental Husband

Part 1 - Breakups and Marriages

Fireman!Dean x Reader

A/N: This is an AU inspired by the namesake movie. It doesnโ€™t follow the same storyline, just the main concept.

Summary: Dean gets dumped and apparently itโ€™s all your fault. Thatโ€™s why he and Charlie decide that a little payback is not gonna hurtย and, if it does, wellโ€ฆย then itโ€™s just karma.

Word Count:ย 1800+

Tags:ย @mrswhozeewhatsis @why-do-you-want-my-user-name @daydreamingintheimpala @driverpicksthemuusic ย @mysoul4deanย @thing-you-do-with-that-thing ย @amoreagron @spnfangirl1965ย @aristtewinchesterholmes @thisisthelilith @chelsea072498ย @skymoonandstardustย 

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Requested by @iwillbeinmynest

Prompt:ย  โ€œHey man! Donโ€™t push women like that!โ€ย 

Word Count: 470

A/N: Look at me posting three days in a row. And tomorrow the last part of Three chances is published, then I have a few one shots planned. Iโ€™m excited


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