hey jared i love you too

little things about the Dear Evan Hansen cast album

- evan’s “oh… ://// good… :////” in the opening

- the perfect teenage logic of connor’s (not word-for-word) “oh you don’t want me to go to school high, then i won’t go, glad we agree *leaves*”

- heidi and cynthia’s harmonies yas 

- okay but waving through a window is actually v sad especially when you know the storyline and it’s messing me up and ?

- the transition from “do you ever really crash or even make a sound” to “did I even make a sound” like!!!!

- the musical silence from “will i ever make a sound” to when the chorus starts again LoUDLy

- ben’s VibRaTooOOoOoOoOoO

- “i’m on the ground, my arm goes numb.” pause. “and i see him come to get me.”

- the desperation in evan’s voice when he repeats “he’s come to get me” like babe no

- evan calling connor “buddie” pls my heart can’t take this

- the implications of evan, when creating connor in his head, immediately imagined that connor had helped him after falling from the tree like frick

- “Why would you write that?” “I’m just trying to tell the truth” i love you jared

- jared’s sarcasm, “ s m oking d r u gs?”, “KINKY!”, “very specific”

- evan calling connor “dude” lol bro nice try

- even when evan and connor specifically do their “no homo” it’s still very gay 

- HEY HEY HEY HEY ***harmonies****

- cynthia can i hang out with you pls thx

- “that YoUUUU ARe NOt the MONSTER that I knewwww”

- the vibrato on the word “he” like

- ben’s voice so seamlessly transitions from low to high it’s

- “i’m just trying to remember the best ones” too precious

- “you looked really pretty–er–uh–*cough*–um–ah–it looked pretty cool”

- the progressions of the “I love you”s 

- mike’s voice is so pureeeee

- the little final whispered “disappear”

- the growth of YOU WILL BE FOUND to the full chorus just BLASTING their beautiful HARMONIES

- michael park is such a dad, i’m emotional

- can i fight evan’s actual father asap

- “you don’t have to be scared you’re not enough”

- BEN AND LAURA’s HARmonIEs Just!!!!!

- how quickly evan responds, like he’s just so excited, these two

- the hand-drums during “only us” yes 


- g u i t a r “I’m SORRY that I’m NOt EnouGH, THANk GOd They RESCuED You” like fuq let it out heidi

- alana and jared’s harmonies!!!!! their voices are so pretty!!! and strong!!!! petition for an alana and jared musical 

- how quietly ben starts until he’s absolutely BELTING “I gotta find a way to STOP it STop IT just let me OOOOOOOOOUt”

- someone nominate Rachel Bay Jones for a Tony

-ben’s breathing in “words fail” someone help him

- the throwback to “waving through a window” i’m not crying you’re crying

- actually now we’re both crying

- who the fuck approved evan going off his meds like dr. sherman wtf

- how ben emphasizes certain words and it’s so painful i can’t talk about it this song is just so–too-i

- “would they like what they saw…or would they hate it…too” 

- i cri

- hope at the end but i’m still crying

Too In Character

 Pairing: Jared x Reader
Words: 758

-Jared and the reader do a breakup scene that just feels too real for Jared-

A/N: If you want tagged in anything, let me know.

          Jared had been kind of worried ever since he had seen the script. You had been teasing him, but he legitimately seemed like this scene was going to be a problem for him. The two of you had never had that big of an issue when doing a scene together for Supernatural.

           “Jare?” you made him look at you as the two of you sat together before the scene was going to be shot.

           He looked up, “Hmm?”

           “You’re thinking too hard.”

           He shrugged, “This scene is just going to suck.”

           You laughed slightly, “Babe, you do fights with all kinds of monsters and this is the scene that stresses you out?”

           He nodded, “Yeah. It is.”

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The Call

Pairing:  Jensen x Reader (Female)

Summary:  It’s been a tough day on set for Director Ackles until he receives a call from the reader.

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: Dirty talk, bit of smut… I think that’s it…

A/N: This is for Kari’s Favorite Things Challenge hosted by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing !!! She’s a fantastic writer so go check her out! My prompt was talking on the phone with Jensen, and it’s my first time writing Jensen, so any critiques is appreciated! Also I’m starting a new tag list so let me knopw if you would like to be tagged in anything

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Sending Our Love

  Jensen hated that he was so far away from her, especially in a time like this. He hated being away from her period but this weekend just seemed to make it all the worse. He knew that she needed him, more than ever actually, but she insisted that he go and be with the fans. She was always so supportive of his career and what he did. After all, he met at her because of his career. She practically packed his bag for him and pushed him out the door, not taking no for an answer. She knew just how much it meant to the fans to see them in person. She wasn’t about to take that away because she wasn’t well and needed him. 

  He couldn’t take his mind off of her the entire time and he was so damn sure it showed. His heart was back in Austin with his wife and no matter how hard he tried to keep his mind off of her, he couldn’t. Jared had kept his eyes on Jensen all day, reassuring him that Y/N was okay back in Austin with Gen and the boys. Y/N was a strong girl, and both of them knew that.

  “My question is for Jared,” the fan said into the mic. Jensen turned to face her anyways, trying not to stare into the wall behind her. “If Dean were to let Sam get a dog, which dog do you think he would get?”

  Jensen felt his phone vibrate in his pocket while Jared listened to the question. He pulled it out of his jean pocket and looked at the screen to see his wife’s face on the screen, requesting to FaceTime. He couldn’t deny her the call, especially if she needed him. He nudged Jared, showing him the screen. He nodded, giving Jensen the go look. 

  He pointed his finger up at the crowd and made his way backstage, sliding the accept call button. Moments later, her face popped up on the screen. She looked tired, wearing one of his red flannel shirts, laying in what looked to be their bed back in Austin. She was still the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. “Hey sweetheart,” he smiled. “Everything okay?”

  “It is now. I missed you and I needed to hear your voice. I’m sorry if I called at an inconvenient time,” she frowned, worry etched on her face. 

  “I’m in the middle of the afternoon panel. Do you want to say hi to everyone?” he questioned. She nodded her head profusely, a smile crack upon her lips. Jensen carried the phone in his hand and flipped the screen so she could see Jared’s back and the crowd on the screen. He picked up his mic, Jared looking at him with concern.

  “So, as you may know a little while back, Jared and a very significant other of mine came up with the Always Keep Fighting campaign. Have you guys heard of it?” he asked the crowd. The room went wild and Jared began to smile, knowing exactly where this was going. “Right now, my girl is at home, fighting her own battle like the badass woman that she is. How would you guys like to send her some of the love that Jar and I both know this family has for her. I’ve got her right here with me. Hey sweetheart, there are some people that want to say something to you,” he smiled. The whole room clapped and screamed for her, chanting her name amongst wishing her the best. 

  “Jar and I love you too, baby girl. We’ll be home before you know it,” he smiled at her, blowing a kiss to her through the screen. Jensen could see the blush rise upon her cheeks and it made his heart skip a beat. 

  “I love y’all, too!”

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Connor x Pregnant Reader Headcanons

Fluffy Connor HCs

Requested by: anon.



- You blamed Connor 100%. You were just trying to have a nice night and than he broke the condom. Neither of you noticed till it was too late.


- “The condom?!”

- “Shit love, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to. Oh my god you’re going to Pregnant. Oh my god. What are we going to do?”

- “Hey it’s okay, we have a house and we’ve been living on our own for this long, we can handle a kid. Also think about how cute it will be!”

- S T R E S S.

- Connor was so worried he’d be the worst father so he started borrowing parenting books from the library, bookmarking articles on google, and joining parenting forums.

- You learned that Evan and his wife were pregnant at the same time with their and you started to ask her tons of questions which lead to an annual Sunday Brunch

- Many nights cuddled up in tons of blankets reassuring each other that you’ll be great parents and you will love your kids with everything you have.

- Connor learns how to cook and clean the house properly so when you’re at the end of the pregnancy you don’t have to. He pulls his hair back and puts on an apron that says “Smooch the Chef” and just C L E A N S. He’d never admit it but organization helps him relax and deal with his temper.

- He gets body paints and will paint really gorgeous pictures and designs on your bump and it becomes a thing that every month you post a bump update with a beautiful painting. And he secretly paints them on canvases and hangs them up in the nursery.

- He doesn’t think far enough to pack a bag and he calls Evan in a panic while you’re in labor asking him to bring you supplies and he laughs and said he already did it.

- Immediately after giving birth they rushed your child off because they weren’t breathing.

- when the doctor told you that their lungs were slightly underdeveloped and that it would probably result asthma, Connor immediately swore that he would never smoke again in his life.

- The nurses brought in a baby swaddled in a pink blanket and Connor instantly burst into tears, he had a daughter, a baby girl.

- She had his hair all wavy and curly and she had heterchromia in both eyes, his blue and brown and yours mixed in as well.

- Connor learned how to braid so he could do her hair when you weren’t around.

- she totally had his temper and the moment she showed signs of depression he instantly helped her the best he could and got her the therapy he never got.

- god he loved and protected this little girl with his life.


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Our Own Little Fairytale

Characters: Jared x Reader, Jensen, mentions of Rob and Richard

Words: 2188

Summary: Jared and Jensen are talking at their panel, and Jared gets to talking about his wife.

Italics are Flashbacks

This is my own entry for Kayla’s Birthday Challenge! :) I chose to do the quote  “Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.” and the date Dance classes. :) Some of it is from Jared’s perspective, which was fun to write. So enjoy the fluff!

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Big Things Have Small Beginnings (pt. 1)

Pairing: Jared Padalecki x YouTuber!Reader

Characters: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles,  Misha Collins… Mentions of David Dobrik, Liza Koshy, and Gabbie Hanna

Word Count: 752

Warnings: Angst… kinda

Summary: Jared Padalecki, costar of Supernatural, had been divorced for two years and his way of coping is watching Y/N L/N, a vlogger on YouTube. Not necessarily for the content, but for her. When Jared won’t suck it up and talk to her, his best friend Jensen takes matters into his own hands

Notes: This was a request from @sassyspn67. I decided to make it into a mini series with a couple of parts so I hope you enjoy part one! Request are still open guys so ask away.

The request was:

Sassyspn67: HEY I LOVE U, AND YOU BLOG AJDKDJSK  So I was thinking maybe one with Jared Padalecki where the reader is a youtuber like David Dobrik, with blogs and stuff (if u dont know him i would kill u, and the u would have to watch him) and he just can’t stop watching her, so he tweets and ajkdnxjdind.  This would be one where he is divorced (i love gen 💖) and bakdhakxnid.  Ps: but seriously, watch david dobrik vlogs now 🔥  I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF REQUEST ARE OPEN AAHHAHAHSHDUSHDHKSFOSNFJ *dies*

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Happy wouldn’t be the word to describe how Jared was feeling, it was too simple a word. He was enveloped in complete euphoria, he was ecstatic, the muscles in his mouth never stopped forming a smile. Any mention of your name made him forget every worry. Your voice made him feel safe during the scariest moments of his life. How he wished he could to talk to you.

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Pairing: Jared x Reader

Summary: Jared kisses you before he leaves for Vancouver. Can you make the distance work, or will he be just another fling like every other shoddy relationship you’ve ever had?

Word Count: 1,077

Warnings: self doubt, talk of past abuse, fluff

A/N: A very late submission for @iwriteaboutdean‘s challenge, and my song was Push by Matchbox Twenty. I swear I’ll get better at deadlines. This took forever to write, and I have about six different versions of it floating around in my empty headspace, but this is the one y’all get. Enjoy!

Originally posted by themegalosaurus

“I don’t know if I’ve ever been good enough.” You looked at your feet as you scuffed them across the pavement. “It’s… been a long time, Jared. I just - I don’t know if any of them have ever really loved me.” You slumped against his side.

“Of course you’re good enough, [Y/N]. You deserve so much more than they could ever give you. You deserve someone who treats you like a queen. You deserve-” He wanted to keep going, but you stopped him.

“Someone like… you?” You dared to look him in the eyes.

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Behind The Story S2 | Pt. 13

Summary: Jensen tells the truth of what he thinks it happened in Rome.

Author: sleepywinchester {prev; deanwinchester-af}

Characters: Jensen, Reader, Jared, Gen and Cast Cameos.

Pairings: Single!Jensen x Actress!Reader (Nina Dobrev = Faceclaim)

Words: 1.5k

Warnings: Hella Angst. 


Note: Guys… Don’t hate me? ITALICS IS FLASHBACK.

Title: It’s All Too Much. 


After having another successful and fun weekend with the fans in Rome, the cast decided to go out one last time to celebrate. Jus In Bello was everyone’s favorite convention of the year, they let them sing, curse and even drink booze as they spent quality time with their fans.

“I have to do a toast,” Jensen stood up from his seat, raising the glass of bourbon to the sky.

Everyone turned remained silence as they heard him speak.

“We had a blast,” he said, “thank you for being such an awesome group of people to work. I love y’all!” Jensen shouted.

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Talking To God
  • Me: Hey God, I'm gay and lonely, can you give me something to cheer me up?
  • God: *gives me Dear Evan Hansen*
  • Me: Fuck, okay. I meant happy but this works too. *cries because Mike Faist*
  • *2 months later*
  • Me: Never mind, this is happiness. *cries because Mike Faist*
Undeniable Heat Chapter 34: The Sun’s Warmth

Jensen Ackles x Reader

1150 Words

Story Summary: You’ve just gotten a job as one of the makeup artists on the set of Supernatural. Nervous on the first day, you become completely awkward, winning the affection of the divorced Jensen Ackles. You try to fight your desire for him, but he thwarts you at every turn. Will you be able you separate work and play, or will you let Jensen win?

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It was the squealing of little children that woke you the next morning. With a groan, you went to move your pillow over your head when your hand came into contact with a warm and naked chest. Lifting your head up, you found that you were using Jensen’s chest as your pillow, your legs tangled with his as his arm wrapped protectively around your waist.

Glancing at the clock, you saw it was past nine in the morning. It didn’t surprise you. Both of you had stayed up late, talking about nothing and everything, enjoying each other’s company, feeling somewhat free of the past. Jensen seemed more light hearted, carefree then he had before, and you were coming to realize how important his talk with Danneel had been.

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Closed Set

Request:  Hiii so I know you write mostly Sam and you claim you don’t write Jared, but would you be willing to write a Jared story? I want to request: Imagine filming a sex scene with Jared. And maybe he gets really into it, which isn’t in the script, but you can obviously take it wherever your heart desires. -@impalaimagining

Jared x Female Reader

Summary: Filming a love scene with Jared is a little more than you bargained for. 

Warnings: This is what I would consider smut adjacent, nothing too graphic.

Word Count: 1700+

A/N: Beta’d by the always amazing @elliewinchesterr

Possibly part one of two, I’m always skittish when I write Jared. 

“How do those feel?” Tabitha, your wardrobe assistant, gestures to the round flesh colored stickers covering your nipples.

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anonymous asked:

So are you taking requests for the kissing prompts? If not then ignore this but can I request Evan with 11?

i’m combining two requests !! ‘when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them’ + ‘being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward’ from this prompt list


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White Roses Chapter One: Iced Cinnamon Mocha

Chapter Summary: On the six month anniversary of being left at the altar, you have some flashbacks. One of the regulars at your job asks you out on a date.

A/N: I hope you all enjoy this! This is my first ever Jared series and I’m super excited! Flashbacks are in italics.

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Warnings: language, suggested smut (both in flashbacks)

Word Count: 2.8k


Originally posted by itsokaysammy

This was finally it. The moment you’d been waiting for, for years. The moment you’d dreamt of since you were a little girl. The moment you’d planned for, for over six months. Your wedding. You couldn’t have been more excited. You were getting ready to marry the man of your dreams.

Your dress was fluffed, your flower girl had been sent down the aisle – sprinkling handfuls of rose petals as she walked ahead; and as you stepped forward and everyone rose to their feet, you noticed the look of worry on everyone’s faces.

Chris wasn’t there at the end of the aisle waiting for you. Your heart sank down to your stomach as you looked around for him, as you looked behind you, as you looked at his family’s faces, as you looked at your family’s faces.

Here Comes The Bride played on as planned and you continued walking forward, eyes glued to the floor, and your hands fidgeting with your bouquet of white roses.

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Hello, Little Girl

Here is Part Six in “This Love”

Pairing: Jensen x Reader
Words:  1125

Warning: pregnancy, labor, BABY!!

A/N: If you want tagged, send me an ask.

         “You are freaking gorgeous,” you heard someone say when you walked onto the set. You were eight months pregnant, feeling huge, but somehow someone always made you smile and feel beautiful.

           You turned to see Richard walking toward you, “Thanks, Speight,” you smiled at him, putting your hand on your belly.

           “Before you know it, your little girl will be here,” Richard said.

           “I know. J and I can’t wait.”

           “I bet. How long is your break from the show?”

           “Well, I’ve already been gone for the last part of this season. And I’ll probably miss the first part of next season. But I’ll be back,” I said, “I can’t just leave. This place is my home. I miss filming.”

           “We all miss you being here to film,” he said.

           “Is that my wife and little girl?” Jensen asked, seeing you walking toward him with Richard, “And Richard?” he chuckled.

           “Sure is,” you nodded.

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Love Triumphs Part 21: Morning Fun

Jared Padalecki x Reader

1150 Words

Story Summary: AU (I love Gen, and love her with Jared.) Jared and Gen have split up, but are still friendly. You, the Reader have recently started acting on Supernatural, and have fallen in love with Jared. Both of you get hate due to the fact that you are much younger than he is.

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“Do we really have to get up?” You muttered, completely wrapped up in Jared’s arms. The sheet was pushed down towards your waist, your chest pressed tight to his. His long legs were tangled with yours, and you could feel his hand gently running along your hair.

“I wish we didn’t. But we do have a panel together today. Then we’ll head back up to Vancouver. Maybe I’ll even get to hang out with my boys again.” He told you, his voice sounding wistful at seeing them. You hated the fact that he didn’t get to see them as much as he wanted. He was such an amazing father.

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Relationship: SPN Cast X Sister!Reader

Words: 3,468

Summary: After fighting for so long, the Reader finally loses her battle to depression. But when she gets a visit from a little divine intervention, she’s able to see that everyone means something to the world.

Warnings: MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING!! Suicidal thoughts, suicide attempt (pretty graphic), self-hate, depression, lots of angst. Please, please, please read with caution.

Tagging: @mysaintsasinner @deathtonormalcy56

A/N: This is some super heavy stuff, guys. You’ve been warned.

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A single tear traced your cheek, sliding around the curves of your tired features, before splashing quietly onto the paper below. With an unsteady hand, you placed the pen down on the counter, and stared unseeingly at the note in front of you.

This was it. Your final words. They would come in here, your friends, the men who had become your family, after everything was said and done, to clean out your trailer, and you hoped they would understand. Hoped they would read the note and see that this was for the best – for everyone.

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Family (Jared Kleinman x Fem!Reader)


Jared Kleinman x Reader

A/N: yikes took to long. and yikes kinda drifted away from the prompt.

words: 942 yikes

warning: pregnancy, children, (a brief dog moment idk), almost a swear word, mean relatives, annoying relatives, relatives in general.

this was requested.

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“We’re going to that party with your family tomorrow, right?” Jared asked after seeing you sitting on the counter, eating ice cream, looking out the window. “With your extended family?”
“Mmhmm.” You swallowed the food in your mouth. He leaned against the wall, admiring you as you watched the world through the tiny apartment window by the counter. He smiled to himself, wondering, just how did he get so lucky to have you, honestly. You were absolutely stunning and you had such a wonderful personality. And he was…Jared Kleinman.

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I Broke

Part 2/3 of Promises -  Promesas Español Masterlist

Word Count: 696

Warnings: Depressed!reader, mentions of past abuse, angst

Part 1: I Remember

My phone rings, startling me out of my thoughts. A glance at the screen tells me that Gen’s calling. I just stare at the screen until it goes to voicemail. I can’t face her yet. I can’t even face myself yet. I’ve been sitting on this bathroom floor for the past two hours, trying to gather the resolve to stand and walk past the mirror to leave.

It isn’t long before my phone beeps again, alerting me that she left a voicemail. Slowly, ever so slowly, I uncurl my arm from its death grip around my knees and reach for the phone. My muscles protest the movement, having nearly atrophied from being clenched so tightly for so long.

I gingerly enter my passcode and call voicemail. Gen’s cheerful voice wraps around my neck like a snake.

“Hey, Y/N! Jare’s coming home this weekend. We’re gonna have a barbeque with him, Danneel, and Jensen. And you know how these things go, so there will probably be about thirty other people. Anyway, clear your schedule for Saturday night. It’s been too long since we’ve been able to hang out. Maybe you can come over earlier and help me make some food? Call me back, love you!”

Genevieve and Jared are the embodiment of true love. I’ve never seen anyone as perfect for each other as those two are.

Jared and I grew up in the same neighborhood. We went to the same elementary school. Then, in middle school, Jared found out about what happened at my house. He saw the bruises. He noticed my flinches. And he befriended me. He invited me to spend more time at his house and less at mine. He saved me.

Well, he thought he did. I did too, for the longest time.

It turns out that repressing emotions is a real thing, and you can keep them hidden for years and years. I thought I was well-adjusted and fully recovered from my horrible childhood and teenage years.

Then I went to a few therapy sessions with Jared when he realized he had depression and, I don’t know, it flipped a switch inside of me. It was like a sucker punch to my gut. I was taken back to those dark nights spent in my closet as I prayed for someone to come take me away. I was sat down in front of a giant tome filled with every sentence my father hurled at me like a lance.

But I held it together for Jared. I tried to stay strong to help him, just like he’d helped me when we were kids. But it wasn’t long after he started his AFK campaign that my life broke down again. I could no longer pretend

And I remember the promise I made to him. The promise to call him whenever things felt too heavy. To call when I couldn’t handle life on my own.

The promise that I just broke tonight.

The promise that I can’t keep any more.

Because I have a new promise to keep. A promise to myself. A promise to move on. And I can’t keep being around my friends and their perfect families and perfect lives knowing that I’ll never have that. Jared is happy. He has his family, his show, and his new friends.

He doesn’t need me anymore. He has his support system, and I’ll be the one who brings the entire structure crumbling down.

I can barely live with myself now. I know that I won’t be able to live with myself if I do anything to damage Jared’s future.

Besides, it’s not like my future was going to happen the way we planned, way back in high school. I was an idiot to ever think I could have it all. An idiot to think that I would find a guy and we would get married. I was an idiot to believe that Jared and I would live next door to each other so that our kids would grow up together.

I was an idiot to think that I could ever amount to anything.

My father was right, and I was an idiot for not believing him.

Part 3: I Can’t

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Perfect for Each Other

Characters: Y/N Collins (Reader), Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki

Pairing: Misha x Wife!Reader

Warnings: pranks, implied smut, language   

Wordcount: 1300ish

A/N: I don’t know why this only came to me now, since I have know this story for ages. Maybe because I have been having Misha feels lately and I kinda wanted to help him get back at J2 for all their pranks, so this is my way of doing that.

Thanks to my amazing friend Erin @blacktithe7 for betaing this idiocy for me.


The rattling sound was driving you insane. Your own car was in the shop, so you had borrowed your husbands to take the kids to school. You had planned on going out to do some shopping as well, but since the car sounded like it was falling apart, you had decided against it. Apparently your car wasn’t the only one that had been in need of a trip to the garage.

So instead of going to shop for Christmas presents, you had driven back to set, and the rattling was just about to make you lose your mind when you realized what was going on. When you stepped on the breaks, just before pulling onto the set of Supernatural, a few coins rolled out from under your seat.

“What in the?” you mumbled picking them up and twirling them between your fingers as you pulled into the parking lot. “Jared and Jensen.” You mumbled to yourself, instinctively knowing who to blame for your torturous car ride around Vancouver. Still rather than going to go yell at the two overgrown children, you decided to seek out your husband who had neglected to tell you about this little conundrum. You weren’t mad at him for forgetting, more amused than anything. You loved your husband’s friends as much as he did, even if Jared sometimes needed a stern talking too. Say when he found it to be a good idea to leave a fish to rot under the seat of your car.

“Hey honey, why does our car sound like the kids’ piggy bank?” you asked innocently as you stepped into the trailer, and Misha instantly appeared from the bathroom.

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