hey i'm blonde

Politics + Legally Blonde
  • Media: So, Mr. Trump, this alleged relationship with Melania has been going on for?
  • Trump: Two years
  • Media: and your first name again is?
  • Trump: Donald
  • Media: And your boyfriend's name is?
  • Trump: Vladimir
  • Americans: *audible gasp*
  • Trump: I'm sorry, I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend.
  • Trump: Vladimir Putin is my best friend.
  • Putin: yOU BASTARD! yOU LYING BASTARD!
  • Putin: thAT'S IT! I NO COVER FOR YOU NO MORE!
  • Putin: This man is gay AND republican.
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dedicated to joannalannister

“Only Lady Joanna truly knows the man beneath the armor,” Grand Maester Pycelle wrote the Citadel, “and all his smiles belong to her and her alone. I do avow that I have even observed her make him laugh, not once, but upon three separate occasions!”