hey i found a baseball!

Please imagine Ryoma Hoshi trying to teach his classmates tennis. Featuring great lines such as:
“You cannot use a broom as a tennis racket.”
“Please stop catching the ball in your net.”
“You really don’t need to carve your own tennis racket.”
“Okay so you turned the ball into a dove. Now we need a new ball.”
“Hey Ryoma look I found this weird machine it used to shoot baseballs but now it shoots tennis balls.” “HOLY SHIT TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFFFFF!”
“Stop monologuing about how knowing some folktale will help you and JUST HIT THE BALL!”
“Kiibo please stop shooting the balls we are running out of them. No that isn’t robot discrimination.”
“Being a supreme leader is not going to help you be any good at tennis and I’m going to need you to put the soda down.”
“I’ll Make a Man Out of You- style Montage after which everyone still sucks at tennis.”
“…at least my title is definitely safe.”

Baekhyun's New Dating Adventure: Attempt 5 (Xiumin)
  • Baekhyun: Hey, Xiumin, what are you up to?
  • Xiumin: The dorm ghost and I are watching a documentary about how soccer balls are made! Do you want to join us?
  • Ghost: -mimes an 'x' to Baekhyun-
  • Baekhyun: Well that sounds boring as hell, so why don't you come hang out with me in my room instead?
  • Ghost: WHAT THE HELL PUNK STAY IN YOUR LANE
  • Baekhyun: Ghost, I don't have time for your haunting right now, I'm trying to get Xiumin to make out with me.
  • Xiumin: I thought you discontinued filming of "Baekhyun Makes Out with Everyone".
  • Kyungsoo: -emerges from under the table with a baseball bat- Yeah, Baekhyun, I thought you discontinued that like you discontinued your dating adventure.
  • Baekhyun: Boys, boys, please. There's enough of me for everyone.
  • Xiumin: Baekhyun, I'm flattered, but already seeing someone. And I think your boyfriend is angry.
  • Baekhyun: Boyfriend? Ha ha... what boyfriend?
  • Kyungsoo:
  • Baekhyun:
  • Kyungsoo:
  • Baekhyun:
  • Ghost: Hey, Soo, you found my baseball bat! I've been wondering where I left that! Thanks buddy!