hey guys haha

She’s the betta half of the two

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Scorpius: Come to the funeral.
Albus: Of course.
Scorpius: And be my good friend.

- Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 1 Scene 4

winter is coming
  • mark: haha hey guys do u dare me to take my clothes off and walk into the snow
  • tyler and ethan: no
  • mark: *shaking head and chuckling as he takes off his clothes* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • kathryn and amy: we're not
  • mark: *rubbing snow on his naked body* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  • Richie: haha hey guys do you dare me to play that marching band guy's baritone
  • Everyone: no
  • Richie: *shaking his head and chuckling* i can't believe you guys are making me do this
  • Everyone: we're not
  • Richie: *struggling to get the baritone from the marching band guy* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

Dark: I’ve been studying Anti for years and I’ve condensed what I’ve learned into this chart: “How Anti Spends His Time”.

Dark: You can see we have “Whining” and “Stabbing and Distracting Others”.

Dark: And this tiny sliver here is “Critical Thinking”.

Dark: I made it bigger. So you could see it.

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Season 4 anyone? :P

Baekhyun after he showers probably

bbh: Haha hey guys do you dare me to come out of the bathroom naked?
Everyone: no
bbh: shaking his head and chuckling I can’t believe you guys are making me do this
Everyone: we’re not
bbh: starts opening the bathroom door this is so wild you guys youre so fucked up for making me do this

The Host Club Finds Pottermore

Twins:  Haha, hey guys!  Come check this out!

Originally posted by magicalrightboob

Haruhi:  What is it?

Hikaru:  It’s a website where it sorts you into Hogwarts Houses!

Originally posted by zuzalou

Kaoru:  Guess which House we’re in?

Host Club:  Gryffindor.

Twins:  WHA? How did you guess?

Kyoya:  You two are the Japanese embodiment of Fred and George.  This comes as a surprise to no one. 

Originally posted by angelina-g-l

Hikaru:  You know, I just don’t see it. 

Kaoru:  I take this as a personal challenge to out-Weasley the Weasley twins.  

Originally posted by a-wild-vulpix

Haruhi:  Oh no… 

Honey:  Ooh!  I want to play!  What about you, Takashi?

Mori:  Mmm.  

*Host Club proceeds to sort themselves into Houses*

Kyoya:  Oh look, I’m Slytherin.  

Haruhi:  And I’m a Ravenclaw!  

Tamaki:  Gryffindor?  No!  I will not be separated from my baby girl!  Especially if I’m in the same House as those two ginger perverts!  What if their nasty habits rub off on me???  I won’t be able to show my face as Ouran’s prince ever again!!!!  

Originally posted by loveandjustice

Haruhi:  …I don’t think that’s how Houses work, senpai.  

Honey:  I’m a Hufflepuff, and so is Usa-chan!  Hey Takashi, what are you?

Mori:  It says I’m a Slytherin.  But I’d rather stick with you, Mitsukuni.  

Host Club:  Awwww! 

Host Club Guests:  AAAHHHHHH!!!  THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE!!!  

Originally posted by a-n-i-m-a-t-e

Haruhi:  I guess it’s true then, Hufflepuffs sure are loyal, and no one is more loyal than Mori-senpai!  

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

**Damn Wynter, back at it again with the meme spells.**

Ingredients: 

  1. Gold glitter
  2. Star stickers/paper cut-outs
  3. Blank paper
  4. Gold pen/sharpie/pencil/crayon
  5. Gold/yellow candle(s)
  6. Citrine 
  7. Jar
  8. The sigil below: 

(amazing, beautiful, god level artwork done by @multiversial-unknown-magic)

Instructions: 

  • Take the blank paper, write what you’d like to be confident about in the gold pen.
  • Draw the sigil (or make your own/print this one out!) on blank paper in gold/yellow.
  • Decorate the paper with the stickers if you’re using them.
  • Add the paper, glitter, sigil, confidence note, and star cut-outs if using them to the jar. 
  • Add the citrine to the jar. 
  • Seal the jar with gold/yellow candle wax and place the jar in a sunny spot to charge!

Pickles with Tony and Tony 2.0

  • me: haha hey guys do you dare me to play zelda all night long instead of sleeping
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *already grabbing the controller* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this