hey guuys! I love this blog so much and have been coming to it for my sterek needs for yearss, y'all are awesome and legit the real MVPs! I was wondering if you could update the neighbors tag? The last thing posted in it is from 10 months ago. Much love! xx
Ever since Stiles moved into his apartment he hasn’t had a shower to himself, his neighbour is always there, right on the other side of the wall stealing his water pressure and changing his water temperature like a Katy Perry song. Time to do something about it.
It’s 3 AM when Derek wakes up because somewhere, someone is screaming. Loudly. And sure, this is Beacon Hills where there are bloodcurdling screams every five minutes. And sure, it’s 3 in the fucking morning. And sure, it’s cold outside. But will that stop Derek from getting out of bed and checking up on his new neighbour? Of course not!
When the heat in Stiles’ apartment breaks he gets drunk to stay warm, then goes to visit his hot neighbor Derek.
Stiles loves his apartment. It has a delightful view. Even if it does end up making things a little awkward with one of his neighbors.
Stiles doesn’t get it. Most of the time he’s a well adapted adult. So why is it that his neighbor The Most Beautiful Man In The World always catches him in the most awkward situations? Why does he always have to look like a Trash Monster in front of the most perfect human being on this earth? Sometimes he looks nice you know? Sometimes he’s completely sane and normal, sometimes he’s even attractive. But it’s not like The Most Beautiful Man In The World will ever find that out.
The Misadventures Of Thin Walls and Passive Agressive Notes by MelodramaticSalad (1/1 | 2,653 | PG13)
Derek Hale is stressed enough as it is. With looming deadlines and multiple social engagements, he’s at the end of his rope with his patience. And then his hot next door neighbor just so happens to push him further by having the loudest sex possible.
“He writes gay werewolf novels? Stiles…. this has to be a joke,”
“Oh sure Scott, he’s published twelve books, designed his website, and made up a bunch of business cards for the express purpose of tricking me, I’m sure when the books get here I’ll open them up and they’ll just be pages of nothing but ‘Stiles Stilinski is an idiot’ or whatever,”
“You bought his books?”
“Well I mean…. yes…. why the hell wouldn’t I?”
“Because it’s weird?”
“Scott I’m living next to a published author who apparently is NOT lacking in the money or the inspiration departments, who writes a huge variety of paranormal books of varying genres- and sexualities, mind you, they aren’t ALL gay… I think- and he HIMSELF is a werewolf- possibly a gay werewolf if the cute little rainbow flag on his website means anything, he even has a corny pen name! D.H. Wolfe? Come on that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard!! So why would ANY of that be weird?”
“Stiles every single word you just said is weird,”