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Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of March 26 - April 1, 2017

Cease and desist, queen!

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Bitch, the time for mulling and pontificating is OVAH! This week, you must make the decision that will change your life 4EVAH! Usually, I’ll be the first to tell you to follow your heart but ERRBODY knows that in this economy, that shit is easier said than done. There are consequences to your actions, whether it’s well-intentioned or not. Be strategic about your next maneuvers. You still gotta look out for yo own ass and not end up selling your “wares” at the corner of Highland and Lexington at 4AM in the morning.
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TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

The key to brainstorming a new project is having pure intentions. Think of it like seeds, gurl. The healthier they are at the onset, the better that tree will look like. Of course, I’m not a fucking gardener so what the fuck do I know? What I do know, is karma, bitch. And the rules of karma is as follows: you will always get what you put in, and you will always get it two-fold.
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GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

Bitches should be angry at you for changing your mind too damn much. But I have to say, I have grown to respect your flair for flippy-flopping. It’s not that you’re scatterbrained, it’s just that you recognize that being passionate about a certain project requires your mind to be flexible and open to different ways of executing the damn thing. But gurl, not everyone is as accepting as me. You may have to explain your ways to other hos.
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CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

And just like that, it would seem that your vision in regards to making your dreams come true snaps into fucking focus. It’s like you’ve been seeing images with a different filter and this week, you’re finally trying out Valencia. But think of it another way: maybe the key into figuring out the path to success is not using any filters at all.
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LEO (July 23 – August 22)

You’ve been spending the past few weeks in brainstorm mode and that’s all been great. But there’s such a thing as too much pontificating. The more you dwell in “what ifs,” that more yo ass will get confused and the more you’ll aggravate your investors. Find a stopping point in this brain exercise you’ve been immersing yourself in before you drive yourself and ERRBODY else mad.
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VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

You’re a wise ass person with a lot going on. Why are you immersing yourself in this high-school-themed quandary? That shit is all beneath you, gurl. Maybe you’re experiencing a moment of weakness about a current sitch and it’s making you nostalgic about easier, podunk challenges you’ve faced in the past, but lemme tell you, queen: playing with fire, no matter how small, can lead to a flaming shitshow. And nobody got time for that.
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LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

If you’re trying to build your new legion of fans, then badmouthing your former boss might not be such a good idea. Whatever your experience with that nasty ho has been, you are to keep mum about the details. If you have to fucking lie, so be it. And here’s where it counts. You’ll be the one singing your ex-boss’s praises while she be the one talking shit about chu. Guess who’d be more palatable?
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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

If there’s ever a question this week as to whether you have the bandwidth to put up with the shenanigans of your posse, the answer is a big fat fucking NO. I urge you to put your muthafucking foot down when your usually-fun-but-very-annoying-this-week bitches get out of line. You are not errbody’s mother and you are certainly not anyone’s doormat!
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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

You would rather retreat in the shadows this week, and if it was any other time, it may be cute. But circumstances are such that there just ain’t enough manpower to get a project through the finish line. Look, queen, it’s okay to utilize the bare minimum of your part in the process rather than standing some bitches up. Like I always say, if you’re gonna shit on someone’s process, you bettah have wipes.
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CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

This so-called “well-rounded” diet of yours may be making yo ass… well-rounded. Look, queen, it’s so easy to get tantalized by fads in the nutrition world, but in the end, there is no such thing as a quick fix. With any dietary journey, it’s best to stick to the basics. Simply put, the more you put bad shit in your body, the more your body will go to shit.
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AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Look bitch. I know that you’ve been managing your well-being your entire life. I am proud of what you have accomplished by yourself without any help from other queens. But this mode of doing things on your own cannot sustain itself. I’m not saying, play the fucking damsel in distress. I’m just saying, try your best to allow others to make your life better. Trust me: you’d be doing them a favor and it’ll make you feel all good inside that heart of yours (if any).
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PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Where your social media friends are concerned, those bitches bettah run for cover. You are in the mood to fucking unleash this week, and there ain’t no stopping that mouth and those type-thirsty fingers of yours. Hey, we all have our ways of dealing with certain shits the world likes to throw in our faces. It’s all good. All I’m saying is that, some of your constituents may need a warning or three.
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(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

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BTS: You have to see Bon voyage season 2!

Monsta X: We have comeback!! Helloo!! And we’ll be in Europe this summer!

Blackpink: Ayy our new song is lit!

Red Velvet: Hey! We are preparing something aaaamazing

Mamamoo: …but you remember about our new songs?!

EXO: Okey, okey… Kings gonna show you the best comeback!

NCT 127: CHERRY BOMB GURL

Me: Guuuys chill pls…But I luv you all💞

My wallet: YOU ARE TOTALLY BROKE!

Me to my wallet: Shut up

Pentagon reactions to you kissing them in front of the other members

Jinho 

I think Jinho would be so embarrassed but he wouldn’t say anything to you, he would just stay silent and maybe smile a little


Hui

Hwitaek would look at you so confused like really?? Right now?? In front of them?? 


Hongseok

He would cover his face with his hands and he would be laughing so much because you are so cute! 


E’Dawn

“Hey y/n… you know i love you so much.. but… can you wait a little? We will go home in like 5 minutes…. “


Shinwon

Shinwon would look at you with a “what the heck are you doing gurl” look! He would so suprised when you kissed him


Yeo One

He would start smiling so so much because he would find it so cute when you kissed him. He wouldn’t really care about the members. This time he would kiss you to make the others uncomfortable a little on purpose.


Yanan

He would be way more embarrassed than Jinho. He never had a girlfriend before so he don’t know how to react when you kissed him in front of the others. 


Yuto

I think Yuto would start laughing of embarrassed and hug you. He would hide his face in your hair to cover his red face. 


Kino 

Hyunggu would start laughing because he would find it really funny and adorable, then he saw the other members faces and he would laugh even more



Wooseok

“y/n what are you doing?! Why in front of them?! They’re not going to let me live because of that” he would tell you while laughing

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salemmacabre  asked:

Hey ^_^ I was just wondering if you know of any reliable websites to buy herbs (and other witchy items) in bulk from? The organic markets near me are so expensive and the mega-marts are way too far. Any help at all is highly appreciated. Thanks :)

OOOOOOOOOOOO GURL ~

Originally posted by disneyboost

From one witch to another, I’m on this website RIGHT NOW thats got the best prices for bulk herbs I’ve ever seen. 

Monterey Bay Spice Company or http://www.herbco.com/ is the name. Low priced hearbs, teas, and oils with low shipping is their game, I’m telling you girl. They have different versions of each spice, oragnic, powdered, cut and stifed. It’s beautiful. 

Of course you can go to different etsy shops or amazon sellers, but if you want one website that carries all the good, essential herbs (for a really good price) http://www.herbco.com/ is the place.

The Ship | Zach Dempsey x Reader

Author’s Note: Like long time no write? I’m so glad that the TRW will be having Season 2!!! Anyways, I got bored and I wrote. Hope you liked it. Any form of feedback and REQUESTS are appreciated.

Word Count: 386

Pairing: Zach Dempsey x Reader


The party music grew louder as you reached Jessica Davis’s house.

You opened the door and all the loud noises in the world slapped in your face.

“Hey, bitch!” Jessica greeted you.

“Sometimes, that endearment of ours is not likeable.” You laugh.

“But I’m a good kind of bitch, you know that and you’re the better bitch, gurl.” She replied.

“Yeah.” You nodded. “Anyways, I’m gonna go get myself a drink Jess.” You waved at her as a sign of goodbye.


As you make your way to the kitchen, you spotted Hannah and Clay, chatting.

You interrupted them by your huge smile and greeted them.

“Hey, did you know that my ship is sailing?

Clay frowned, “Ship, Y/N?”

You giggle, “Really Clay? You don’t get the reference?” you glanced at Hannah, “You do, right?”

Hannah smiled, “You’re so silly Y/N.”

And then a huge pair of arm wrapped your waist, “How about our ship, Y/N?” Zach whispered.

“When did you ever realize that we’re going to sail a perfect ship in a sea. Zach? You faced him.

“Since, you cheered at my game.”

“Yeah, but I did it every time, since you know, I’m a cheerleader?”

“Since, we partnered in Bio?” he added

“Yeah, and we don’t have any control in that particular situation, since we are partnered by Mr. Smith.” You answered.

“Since, you drop messages for me at Peer Communication?” He smiled.

“Oh gods help this jock for his unknown accusations.” You pushed him away.

“Or probably, my mom and your mom settle the ship for us, since you know, they know what’s better for us?” he continued.

“Really, Zach?” you faced him.

“Really, Y/N.” Justin added, “You know, my man, Zach here,” he tapped Zach’s shoulder, “Kinda like you,” he muttered.

“No, Justin, make it “He really like you.”.” Jeff argued. You looked at them with amusement.

“Jeff, I thought you liked me.” You pleaded.

“Wait, what, Jeff?” Zach glared at Jeff as if he is going to kill him.

“Wait, what, Y/N?” Jeff looked at you in return.

“Kidding,” you laughed, “Alright, Zach,” you faced him, “if that is you asking me out, well my answer is a yes.”

“Monet’s after class, on Monday.” He looked at you happily.

“No, Monet’s boy, my girl liked Starbucks better.” Tony, your best friend, concluded.

Torn (Seth Rollins x Reader) Part 1/2

Part 2

Do not post this story without my consent (on any site or platform), under any circumstance, unless I specifically told you that you could. Thanks!

A/N: Yo. Deal with this, because I can’t. This is like angst and heartache for the sake of it, also I don’t even know who I’m rooting for anymore, but hey it’s all good. First things first: this is a fic for @nuroxic because this gurl needed it and she’s AMAZING, so, that’s that. Secondly, please note that this part contains just as much Baron Corbin as it does Seth Rollins, but fear not, the second part will be all Sethie-poo. Finally, please enjoy my feelings, and tell me how you feel, too!

Summary: Today is day one: the first day of the rest of my life. The first day of falling out of love with Seth Rollins.

Warnings: Swearing, crying, betrayal, LOVE. No but really it’s all good.

Word count: 5745

Tags: @hardcorewwetrash @littledeadrottinghood @caramara3 @i-kneel-for-king-loki @princess3733 @queenreignsempire @lisacarter2016 @stacy326 @alexahood21 @roxannaramona @littlemissava13 @drgns8er @skyereignsrollinsmain @imagineall-the-fandoms @blondekel77 @thiickreigns @m-a-t-91 @valeonmars @ihtscuddlesbeeetchx3 @superrezzy00 @momis30 @laochbaineann @alexispoo @crossfitjesusinskinnyjeans

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  • *707 has entered the chatroom*
  • Seven: heyyy gurl~!
  • MC: Hey, Seven!
  • Seven: i lik u
  • MC: ...?
  • MC: You like me?
  • MC: Or you lick me?
  • Seven: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • MC: ////
  • *MC has left the chatroom*
  • Seven: ...come bak n let me lik u
  • Yoosung: Please stop.
  • Seven: O hey man!
  • Seven: Didn't know u were here!
  • Yoosung: You totally knew I was here!
  • Seven: I totally knew u were here

anonymous asked:

III Want scenario where sidon ask his s/o out! Or ask her to marry him!!!!

MOD JAY ON THE MIC

Do You Wanna Date A Shark Man?

-The thing with royalty is that they’re often very formal. Sidon might be a bit of an adventurous, tradition-bucking Prince, but that’s not going to change the fact that he’s been told all his life that there’s only one right way to confess to someone and make sure it’s p e r f e c t.

-That way is a royal ball. Here’s the thing that makes the invitations so totally extra: there is no paper mill in Hyrule. Which means, in order to make sure that S/O gets the message, Sidon’s ordering hundreds of hours of work for royal workers and scribes o n l y to do the royal equivalent of ‘hey, so, um, you wanna go out sometime?’

-Thing is, Zora have their own language. So chances are, future S/O has no idea what this fuggn gold-embossed lettering even reads. They have to bring it to some expert in linguistics, probably the Princess herself, to take some time to tell them they’re invited to the flyest fix-up in all the ocean, ya dig? Zelda’s like, “bich goooooooooo I’ll take care of your farm and everything” S/O’s like, “yea gurl okay”

-So they go to this massive function that’s in an air pocket beneath the sea, and they’re like, confused as to why everyone goes silent when they go in.

-The big handsome sharkman that they keep flirting with is approaching them. No one else is moving. Why is no one else moving?

-He’s right in front of them. Everyone is watching. Hoe don’t do it.

-He gets on one knee.

-“S/O, I have something to confess to you… I’m… in love with you.”

-Oh mah God.

-S/O says yes, because of course they’re totally on board with shark-dating, he’s wonderful, even with the elements of politics that get involved. And yeah, there are days filled with lessons that are just about how to properly act when the prince’s consort-to-be, but then he makes it up to them with outings to the most beautiful reefs and waterfalls

-He gets on his knees one day, covered with bioluminescence, and S/O’s like, “Okay, I know what this is—”

-“S/O, will you marry me?”

Dinner and Dessert

So I herd that it’s @things-all-love‘s birthday today and I wrote her a little Saezuru birthday ficlet. Just something smushy and happy because she deserves all the smushes and happiness.  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥  Gurl I hope you have a great birthday!

This is very AU and basically happens sometime during Volume 1.


“Hey,” Nanahara poked his head around one of the cabinets in the file room. “I think tomorrow is Boss’ birthday." 

Doumeki looked up from the shelf he’d been sifting through. Although Yashiro ran a front for the Shinseikai group, his business actually made money, which meant that some of their yakuza duties included office work. Doumeki and Nanahara had been assigned a large box of miscellaneous papers that needed sorting, and early on Doumeki noticed that Nanahara was easily distracted. 

"You aren’t sure?” he asked quietly. 

Nanahara scratched the back of his head, walking out from behind the cabinet into full view. “Well, Sugimoto overheard the Doc teasing Boss about it when they were there yesterday. He said they’re both old men now." 

Boss’ birthday… Doumeki’s heart lurched. He wanted to do something for Yashiro, buy him something, give him something, show him how much he was treasured. His mind flipped through dozens of ideas, rejecting all of them, and he must’ve gotten lost in thought for too long because suddenly Nanahara was snapping fingers in front of his face. 

"Hey, we need to get back to work!” True to his word he jumped back to his filing, then stuck his head out again only a few seconds later. “Should we get him a gift? Take him out? I know he likes…" 

Sex and sex toys. 

It was amazing how unspoken words could echo through a room. 

Both of them stared at each other, Nanahara wide-eyed with realization, and then they quickly snapped back to their tasks. 

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BTS trying to hit on their innocent crush

beware, a lot of dramatic black and white ahead~

I actually only made this because I misunderstood a request but since I kinda love this I’m gonna post it anyway! (While Kookie is still a minor)

Seokjin ‘Hey beautiful. I heard you like this dish so I made it for you. Maybe we can eat it together?’

Crush ‘I’d like that! The other boys said they are hungry as well!’

Originally posted by oh-suga-suga

Yoongi ‘I’d love to have a beautiful person like you by my side.’

Crush ‘Is that what you tell A.R.M.Y’s?’

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Namjoonn ‘I love your style. How about we take a picture for KimDaily together?’

Crush ‘But who will hold the camera, Joonie?’

Originally posted by moonjint

Hoseok ‘Hey gurl, can I slytherin your chamber of secrets?’

Crush ‘HOBI! Stop ruining my childhood!’

(aka the only pick up line I will ever accept)

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Jimin ‘Hey cutie. You know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.’

Crush ‘I think that’s polyester, Jimin.’

Originally posted by oh-suga-suga

Taehyung ’I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart!’

Crush ‘You always say weird stuff like that.’

Originally posted by shitjeon

Jeongguk ‘y/n! I like you like a bee likes a flower!’

Crush ‘What do you mean? You’re not even legal yet.’

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