hey can you write an insecure reader who feels more comfortable with the confident Thomas Jefferson around, until a friend admits to liking him, and the reader can’t help comparing herself to the friend and feeling like she falls short?
Note: This is my first attempt to write something set during the show’s actual time period. Mostly I just tried to avoid any glaring anachronisms (because your girl knows very little about Revolutionary-era America). I did write this as though everyone was still young and single post-war, because I’m not willing to sacrifice the mental image of Daveed Diggs for historical accuracy.
APH Russia: Wow… who’s this babe you’re with, Honda?
APH Japan: That’s Yao. And he’s not a girl.
APH Russia: Hey there Yao. What do you like to do? APH China: I like to read!
APH Russia: Uh… okay… why?
APH China: Cause books teach me useful things!
APH Russia: … like what?
APH China: I’m glad you asked! I have many examples! For instance, did you know that if you electrocute someone while holding them under water it will leave no burn marks on the body?
APH Russia: Umm… no?
APH China: You do now! And that’s the power of knowledge!
APH Russia: So… like… do you wanna take a bath… together?
APH China: Can I bring an industrial strength toaster?
my impression of christopher hayden: i love lorelai and hey, i have money. also did you know that i have money, i can buy literally anything, i have so much money that i don’t know what to do with it and offer it up all the time. did i mention that i love lorelai. because i do. and i have a daughter. but also money.
One time in freshman year of college I was walking with a friend who like, had visible tattoos and piercings and colorful hair and cat-eye glasses and winged eyeliner, and someone walks up to her and is like “hey, do you know where I can get some adderall?” and she’s just like “yeah” and gives this lady a phone number and the girl’s like “thanks” and my friend is like “no prob.” So I ask “did you know her?” and she’s like “nah, I guess I just give off that vibe?”
And I wondered for a while what vibe I gave off but then a year later the same thing happened to me on the bus, when a stranger came up to me and, totally out of the blue, asked to help him set up his PS4 just by describing the process to him from memory while he took notes. I don’t have or know how to use a PlayStation.
Hey again, I’m here to inform you guys about another Bangtan hater. It’s getting out of hand and I don’t understand why people are wasting their time on hating on BTS/ARMY.
I know people from our fandom can be rude sometimes, but that’s not even the whole fandom, for some reason haters like to generalize the whole fandom.
Anyways, there’s this girl, Selja, who keeps dragging BTS because of ARMY. Which is completely dumb and ignorant because what the hell did BTS do to deserve that? Go ahead and hate ARMYs, but to drag BTS like that is just plain stupid.
Some of her tweets:
“I could have dragged V today but I held myself back. I have some empathy left. But ya’ll are testing me and my petty nature” ((About him crying about his grandmother’s death))
“It’s not my fault his grandmother died.”
“I can’t wait for GOT7, Monsta X, and 17 to end bts. Those bandwagon stans are already leaving.”
“I respect every group except bts”
Half of her tweets is practically hating on BTS, but she also tends to delete her tweets later. Luckily, I got some receipts. (’:
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Request: Hey can u write a farkle x reader where back in the new year episode when farkle told everyone riles still loved lucas she told everyone farkle loved the reader and idk please
Requested by: anonymous
Word Count: 1,078
* season 2 spoiler alert *
New Years Eve had been fun, yet awkward. You were invited to join the celebration by Riley and you were having fun, but you couldn’t help but feel the tension between Riley, Farkle, Maya, and Lucas. You weren’t sure 100% what was going on, but you did know that Maya and Riley both liked Lucas. What you didn’t understand was how you ended up playing the Couple’s Game with Farkle as your partner. You were both excited, yet nervous that this came to be. On one hand you got to sit next to your crush, Farkle, on the other, you were sure he could here your heart pounding from the limited space between you two.
Smackle and Zay were the only ones missing from the bunch. They both had attended their celebrations elsewhere with their families.
During the game, Farkle and you surprised everyone; especially yourselves. You two knew more about each other than anyone had known. You knew his most ticklish spot and he knew the little habits you did when you were stressed or worried. You two realized things about each other that nobody else knew.
The game was almost over since the tension had grown even more. Riley drew the last card,” Have you ever kept a secret from somebody you love– game over!” Riley stated slamming the card down on the table surprising everyone. “ Why? Because you know secrets are dangerous?” Farkle questioned her. Riley stood up defensively,” No, Farkle, because it’s almost midnight.” She stated. “ And you know what happens at midnight.” Farkle said while giving Riley a knowing look. “ Okay, it’s time to go up to the roof!” Riley exclaimed rushing towards the door yanking Farkle with her. You all looked at the both of them knowing that they knew something everyone else didn’t. Nevertheless, you all followed them up to the roof where the fireworks would be starting in any minute. The only question left was, who would be together at midnight?
“ You dragged me all the way up the stairs. I liked it.” Farkle stated cheerfully as they both stood on the roof of the building. Riley sighed,” Farkle, I just need a little more time-” Farkle cut her off. “ No more time. We made a deal, Riley. We’re not starting off the new year with lies between friends.” Farkle said indefinitely. Riley defended herself,“ I’m lying for my friend, Farkle.” Farkle shook his head,” I don’t think you know what you’re doing. I don’t think she knows what she’s doing.” He stated. “ Do you know? What about Y/N, Farkle? You haven’t told her you like her.” Riley questioned him. “ I’m sorry, RIley. This is all new for me too. I’ll tell Y/N when I feel like its the right time. All I know is that we should all tell each other the truth.” Riley tilted her head to the side and sighed,” Farkle, if you really care about me, I know that you will do the right thing.” Riley stated. Farkle nodded,” I do, and I will.”
You all joined Riley and Farkle at the roof. It seemed as though they had been bickering before you all arrived. Not wanting to interfere, you stood to the side and stared at the sky. Charlie soon joined Riley and Farkle had disappeared. You looked around for him, but you couldn’t find him until someone approached you. “ Y/N, who you looking for?” Farkle asked you. You smiled,” I was actually looking for you. You okay? You seemed a bit, agitated during the game.” You asked him. He smiled at you,” I’m fine. Don’t worry about me. It’s actually those three I’m worried about.” He motioned over to Riley, Maya, and Lucas. You nodded,” I’m worried too, but I feel that things will sort themselves out as time goes on.” You explained. Farkle frowned,” You do?” You nodded again,” It always does.” you stated once more. Farkle shared a quick glance with Riley before changing the conversation with you.
Farkle and you had lost each other in your conversation that you two didn’t realize what time it was. It was nice for the two of you to just talk in the chilly air amongst the stars. You both had enjoyed it and had wished to stay like that for a while longer, but midnight was only seconds away.
It was finally midnight! You all cheered as a year came to an end and another one had just begun. You all couldn’t help but notice Riley trying to make a quick escape, but Farkle didn’t let her.
“ Riley still loves Lucas.”
Everyone froze in disbelief. You were the only other one that knew so you weren’t shocked. You were more shocked of what was said next.
“ Farkle loves Y/N.”
You stood frozen in place. You didn’t know what to say. Riley said a quick Happy New Years and then just stood there frozen as well. Everyone else except for the group ran back downstairs. They didn’t want to be part of the awkward situation. Even Charlie left, carrying the sleeping Auggie back to his room. You didn’t want to be near the love triangle so you walked to the farthest side of the roof to clear your head. You were happy to know Farkle had returned your feelings. You couldn’t help but fear that since it wasn’t him who said it, he wouldn’t act upon it. You were wrong.
As you stood there watching the fireworks, Farkle approached you. “ Y/N I-,” you cut him off,” Farkle, before you say anything. I just want you to know that I love you too.” You felt relived that you had finally put your feelings out there. You were nervous to see Farkle’s response, but as you lifted your head you met the happiest Farkle you had ever seen. You smiled back as he surprised you by giving you a quick peck on the lips. Your first midnight kiss…
You two pulled away and held hands. “ I wish it was at my own pace, but I’m glad Riley told you how I felt. It was hard keeping it from you.” He confessed. You smiled,” I’m happy she did too. If she hadn’t, you might have not been my first midnight kiss.” you told him. “ I hope to be many of your firsts and your lasts…” he trailed off giving you another kiss.
Yang taking revenge on Adam by talking about her relationship with Blake
(Yang calls Adam on his scroll)
Yang: Hey. Am I speaking to the White Fang member, the masked asshole?
Adam: I am the leader of the White Fang, Adam Taurus.
Yang: Yeah yeah, just like I said; the masked asshole.
Adam: How did you get this number? How dare you speak to me like that? Who are you?
Yang: I got your number from Blake. And as for who I am, remember the girl whose arm you chopped off last year?
Adam: (smirking) Oh, I definitely remember. The blond bimbo who ran around Blake all the time. What is it girl? Did you wish to swear vengence?
Yang: No, not really. I mean I will definitely break every bone in your body soon, but that is not why I called you. Actually, I called you just to thank you.
Yang: Yeah, you see. After what you did, I was miserable at first I felt weak and useless…
Adam: That’s right. That is what you get for…
Yang: BUT THEN, my team came back together, and told me how much they missed me and how much they need me. Especially Blake.
Adam: (Confused) What?
Yang: Yeah. Blake and I were always close and everything but after what you did, we became even closer. We pretty much bonded over our mutual hatred for you.
Adam: (Enraged) WHAT?
Yang: Hey, stop screaming ok? Blake is currently sleeping in my bed and I want to let her sleep a little longer. She is very tired, she barely got any sleep last night. We were pretty active, if you now what I mean.
Adam: (His voice low but shaking with anger) You are lying.
Yang: (With humor in her voice) No no, I am not. I could send you pictures if you want but I would have to get Blake’s permission first. I wouldn’t want to make my girlfriend uncomfortable by sending her pictures to random strangers. I love her a lot you know. Even if she is the one who confessed her love to me, our love is definitely mutual.
Adam: (Angrily) I don’t believe you. Blake would never do that.
Yang: I am not lying. Yeah, she is normally a bit oblivious when it comes to feelings. So was I for that matter. But that is why I wanted to thank you.
Adam: What the fuck are you talking about?
Yang: You see, she told me that after you told her that you would destroy everything she loves -right before cutting of my arm- Blake realized how much I mean to her and that she couldn’t stand the idea of losing me. At least that is what she told me. So really, you are the founder of our relationship Taurus.
Adam: I’ll kill you for that you stupid little…
Yang: (Calmly) Try it. Please do. I am much stronger than I was last year. As I said, I’ll break every bone in your body. (After a short pause) Although I might leave a few bones for Blake, I am sure she would enjoy breaking a few of them. Would that be a good present for her, what'cha think?
Adam: (With his low, threatening tone) Good luck beating me with just one arm. This time I’ll take your other arm, or maybe your head.
Yang: (With a fake tone of surprise) Oh yeah, did I not mention that I now have a new, bionic arm. Atlas tech style, it is pretty good. Has some sick functions as well. Most of them are for fighting but there is also a vibration function. Blake really appreciated that one.
Yang: I was also thinking about giving Blake my old arm. You know, the one you chopped off. I am sure she will put it to good use in the rare times I can’t be there with her.
Yang: Taurus? ( a pause) He hung up. I wonder if he heard the last part.
(From the distant, Yang hears a barely audible scream of rage).
Hi, could you write an imagine where reader is jealous instead of daryl? :)
You watched Daryl, who was talking to another girl across the room. She ran her hand up and down his arm and giggled at something he said. “Un-fucking-believable.” you thought to yourself. Was Daryl actually interested in her? What the fuck did he see in this bitch? Well, you didn’t exactly ‘know’ her because you just moved to Alexandria, but you didn’t give a shit. Daryl was off limits to anyone except you, in your mind at least.
“Hey Daryl, can I talk to you for a second?” you asked, interrupting their conversation. He was about to answer but he was cut off when the girl said “Um, excuse me? We were in the middle of something.” you honestly didn’t want to start anything, so you turned around. “What do ya need to talk about?” Daryl asked, putting his hand on your shoulder to stop you from walking away. “Don’t even worry about it.” you said, shaking your head slowly. You glanced back at the girl and she had a confident smirk on her face.
“Can ya give me a second?” Daryl asked the girl as he watched you walk over and sit next to Maggie and Glenn. “Stay.” she pleaded and Daryl just shrugged his shoulders and stayed put. Whatever you had to say could wait.
(2 Weeks Later)
“What did ya wanna talk about?” Daryl asked you. “Really? It’s been two weeks and you’re asking me this now?” you answered, slightly annoyed. “M’sorry, just been busy.” he said. “Busy?” you asked with raised eyebrows and he nodded. You knew he was full of shit, but decided not to bring it up. “Alright then, it was nice catching up.” you told him sarcastically. “Hold on”- Daryl began.
“There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you.” the girl told Daryl in a cheerful voice. She noticed that you were standing next to him and the smile on her face faded. An idea popped into her head and she decided to give it a go. She wrapped her arms around Daryl’s neck and kissed him. You literally felt your heart drop and tears welled in your eyes. You needed to get out of here so that’s exactly what you did.
You got on your motorcycle and drove over to the entrance of Alexandria. “Open the gate.” you told Sasha who noticed your tear stained face. “I’m not going to.” she told you firmly. “Open the fucking gate!” you yelled at her and she still didn’t move. You got off your bike and opened the gate yourself and Sasha just watched you. “Thanks for all the help.” you told her as you remounted your bike and took off.
Wind tousled your hair, sending it it in different directions as you sped up as fast as you could. After a while you pulled over on the side of the road and hid the bike underneath branches. You walked for a little bit, eventually you came across a pond and decided to take a break. You took out your water bottle and took a swig as images of Daryl kissing someone else filled your head.
“The fuck are ya doin’?” Daryl asked pushing away and wiping his mouth. “Letting that chick know who you belong too and it clearly worked.” she said grinning and he looked around trying to find you. “I gotta find her.” he said. “Come on, is she really worth all that trouble. You can’t compare her to me. Just forget her and come back home with me.” she purred into his ear and tugged on his shirt.
“Yer right, I can’t compare her to you.” he answered and she smiled widely. “She’s better in every single way and she’s got something that you’ll never have.” he said. “Oh yea? And what’s that?” she replied furiously.
“Have you seen (Y/N)?” Daryl asked Sasha. “Yep, she took off about an hour ago.” she answered. “And ya didn’t stop ‘er?!” Daryl asked, swinging his arm in front of him. “She’s a big girl Daryl. She can make her own decisions. Who am I to stop her? If (Y/N) wants to leave, she can.” Sasha stated.
Daryl rolled his eyes in disgust and got on his own bike, to go and find you. “I would let her cool down. She was obviously upset about something.” Sasha told him and Daryl ignored her, pulling through the gate.
Daryl was driving for a while when he saw a bushel of branches where they didn’t belong. He lifted a branch up and saw that it was your motorcycle that was covered. He hurriedly hid his own bike and started to follow your tracks through the woods.
“The hell do ya think yer doin’? Runnin off like that.” You heard a familiar voice say making you jump.
“What are you doing here?” you asked, not bothering to answer his question. “Someone needed to make sure ya didn’t do anythin’ stupid.” he said. “I don’t need a babysitter Daryl!” you yelled, scrambling to stand up. “I’m pretty sure ya do. Comin’ out here alone, do ya even think?!” he yelled back. “Why do you care? It’s not like I mean anything to you anyway! I could die tomorrow and you wouldn’t give a shit.” you answered. “That’s really what ya think?” Daryl asked, lowering his voice. “That’s what I know.” you replied sharply.
“Fine.” he growled. Daryl stormed over to you, pushing you against the nearest tree. “Get off me you asshole!” you shouted, but didn’t try to get out of his grasp. “Nope.” he said licking up the side of your neck and instantly you fell into a puddle of mush. “I saw the way ya looked at me ya know.” he continued and placed open mouthed kisses on your neck. “I know ya were jealous.” he said, digging his fingertips into your hips. “Was.. Not..” you barely got out. “Mhmm, sure ya weren’t.” he answered. “Screw you Dixon.” you said, smashing your lips against his.
“Now you’re all mine.”
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Hey, I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t mind seeing a blue eyed- flannel wearing - fast talking - pop tarts lover - sports enthusiast 7 year old running around the crap shack knocking down monkey lamps with his baseball bat as he goes.
I am just saying. Just give it a thought.
Did I mention he should be named Liam, short for William and also because L+L=L, duh!
You know what? We can talk about this later tonight, carry on with your day. Bye.
Good luck. I hope you can handle mood swings. I hope you know that when he’s being an asshole that its (probably) not your fault. I hope you’re okay losing every male friend you’ve ever had because if not you’ll lose him over his jealousy, but hey, but I also hope you know he’ll always talk to girls because “they’re his friends.” I hope you can always be there for him but never expect him to do the same. I hope he doesn’t treat you as shitty as he did me. I hope you see the ruins he made of me and never let him do the same to you. I hope you love yourself enough to walk away from him when you realize he changes with the seasons and will force you to change soon. But most importantly, I hope you know how thankful I am that he found you, because it’s piece of mind to know that I won’t ever crawl back into his life looking to pick up where we left off.