hey gamzee

Like or reblog this if you like both Vriska and Gamzee

I see a lot of hate going from both groups of fans, and I have grown quite accustom to Vriska fans hating Gamzee and Gamzee fans hating Vriska (though the latter being much more intense from my experience).  I know of one person who very passionately loves both, but I’m curious if there are others.

humanstuck gamkar thoughts
  • it isn’t until the fourth time an attempt to go further than kissing (you should, right, that’s how far you should be by now after officially dating for so long) turns into a tickle-fight that spans the entire apartment and ends with you sprawled on each other wheezing that you realize maybe this is really just completely stupid.
  • “Baba made us a cake,” says Gamzee, and holds out a cake in apology for dripping on your carpets.  It’s got an offensive amount of rainbows on it.  The icing, in Mr. Makara’s round, careful hand, says “CONGRATULATIONS GAY”.  You would be insulted except in the middle of all the rainbows he’s somehow found a way to print a photo of you and Gamzee cuddled up on the couch together and okay, the cake looks really good.
  • It take a long time for you to calm him down enough to make out words, but nobody stops to look at the two boys sitting on the park bench in the sunset.  Gamzee’s sobbing keeps their faces pointed toward the ground.  “–threw me out,” you make out finally, and think about his dad on TV, eyes wide and wild, pounding the pulpit and yelling about fire and torment for eternity.  You hold him tight, put your chin in his hair and just hold him as he sobs.
  • When you’re sixteen you find a hand-drawn manga lying on the floor of your group study room while you clean up, and it isn’t until page four of Nepeta’s painstakingly sparkly art you realize the dark-haired bishonen with the commanding eyebrows is you, and the flaxen-haired elegantly androgynous figure of his new romantic conquest is meant to be Gamzee.  
  • Your embarrassment that day is nothing compared to the next, when Gamzee picks it up and recognizes both of you instantly.  Out loud.  Loudly.  You have never seen Nepeta go that red.
Day 3

Tavros whistled nervously, pushing his feeding cart around a few of the fish tanks. He headed towards one of the back tanks and looked around, making sure no one was looking.

He tapped lightly against the glass, not wanting to disturb the animals too much, attracting the attention of a goofy looking walrus. The walrus floated towards the glass, his horns almost sticking out of the water.

“H-hey Gamzee!” The human said cheerily.

He received a small honk in reply, the walrus smudging the glass with his noes. Tavros laughed and checked around the room again. It had been closing time, so everyone had cleared out, but he wanted to be sure. He knew Karkat would be grumpy if he caught word of what he was doing.

He pulled out his stepping stool and grabbed some fish from his bucket. Gamzee had already been fed (several times) today, but Tavros couldn’t help but give in when his friend begged for extras.

“Gam, ready?” He asked, watching the walrus come to the surface.

He tossed the fish in the air and stood back, amazed by Gamzee catching the fish, but not wanting to get wet.

He laughed and smiled at his friend, and he was sure his friend smiled back. He threw him a few more before wiping off his hands and stepping down from his stool.

“Okay Gam, that’s all for today. See you tomorrow, buddy!” He packed up his things and waved goodbye, getting a slow wave in return.


c- update art for A+++++++ UPDATE I would do better/refine this but I’m so tired.

This is it.  This is how I’ve always shipped gamrezi so I’M HAPPY FOR SO MANY REASONS.

headcanon: they never let Gamzee out of the fridge, they just give him a tablet with wifi or something and let him shit away every day on YouTube or whatever

after a while one of them is like “hey Gamzee, I think you’ve had enough fridge time, come on out now” and Gamzee is like “no??? this is my home and I am watching How It’s Made, shut the motherfuckin door”

eventually he just becomes the weird fridge troll that will listen to you talk about your problems without judging you, if you pay him in food